Sep 11 2008
Understand my beliefs please
I think part of the problem that is going on here is that the bulk of you are ignorant as to the word of God. I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in. I understand that everyone didn’t have the chance to be taught these things, and learn about God as my family did so if I am going to have this kind of attention I should use it to help teach others about the words of God that helped to shape me into the woman I am today.
Everyone I am sure knows the passage that in the beginning God created heaven and earth. But there is more then just this one that people remember.
In Genesis 1:2 there is more talk about God’s work. “And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.”
So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science. From this God moved to creating all the creatures, notice there is never talk of creatures ‘evolving’ into other creatures, instead God is able to make the creatures as he will including man.
In Genesis 1:25-27 “25. God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
26. Then God said, “Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
27. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.”
People of science claim that the Earth is the way it is because of millions of years of time and science effecting it. But we are taught and believe that our world is this way and has the aged look because of the flood of Noah. It was the waters covering the Earth on such a grand scale that caused the aging that people of science claim as proof.
But in the Bible we are told in Genesis 6:7 “So the LORD said, “I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the earth–men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air–for I am grieved that I have made them.””
But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we were His creation and He then spoke to Noah in Genesis 8:21-27 after the flood.
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
It’s these teachings that I’ve spent my life learning, believing and becoming, that have made me the woman that I am today.
2,571 responses so far
seriously mate, fuck the fuck off will you…..
Spore is an incredible achievement of interactive entertainment that should be applauded and heralded as such.
The sheer scope, vision and scale of the game is beyond anything ever, so yeah, stop being a prick and actually learn to appreciate something worth appreciating.
You are a bigot. How dare you try and push your tripe on everyone else? You don’t see those believing in Evolution calling for the Bible and other creationist texts to be banned. But no, you have to take on something of an ‘elitist’ status by condescending others views and beliefs. A true christian would understand and accept that not everyone will agree with their take on the worlds creation – but instead you try and push your view down the fine readers of this sites throats.
I am not christian – but I accept the christian faith and don’t go around undermining it.
You are a digrace.
OMG, I thought this was a serious site until I saw the quote from Rick Astley’s song at the end….fantastic hoax, really cracked me up!
i dont understand you, because everything i made is great.
i made humans and humans made spore, so spore is great.
greetings from heaven to everything and everyone.
Okey i didnt even read this whole mess you created but seriously, shut the fuck up. I have more faith in this game than in your stupid fairtyfale aka christianity.
Heh, nice work, defiantly gave me some laughs. The funniest part is people still don’t get it!
You are fighting a GAME. A game! Why? Oh, why?
I seriously dont get it.
Spore is a game. Who cares if it is right or wrong about the creation of the world?
It’s a game. Meant to be fun. And funny only.
And what if I would like start to whine. Hey all of you believers are so wrong, stop all religious games… they offend me and so on. It would be silly.
This is just silly.
Maybe the creators of spore believe in evolution maybe they dont, maybe they simply just thought that it would be a great game idea. It is. Though the game is crap in my opinion.
The thing is. It doesnt matter. You want your believes protected and respected, then for crying out loud, respect other peoples believes to.
Lol you are one twisted psycho. Ever heard of evolutionary theory or is your sight so blinded by your so-called-God who has an answer to everything? I thought Jack Thompson was pathetic, but apparently it can indeed get even worse.
Get. A. Life.
Everything you say is based entirely on the assumption that the Bible is an accurate and irrefutable record of the word of God.
What if it isn’t? Where does that leave you if the Bible is a work of fiction? How will you feel when your entire world comes crashing down around your ears because you finally realise that your entire life has been based on a lie?
To be honest, at first I found myself annoyed at the nonsense you’re writing, but now I just feel pity for you, that you’ve based your entire existance on something very, very flimsy.
Good luck with that, say ‘Hi’ to God from me next time you talk to him, tell him I’ll be along soon. Thanks.
Poe’s Law: “Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won’t mistake for the real thing.”
Kid, just because you were taught something as a child does not make it true! Perhaps those well-meaning parents and teachers of yours were wrong. I understand that there are strong social pressures supporting your positions – but you have to ask yourself, “Does this theology sound remotely plausible”?
Ignorance is bliss…but for me this is plain insanity / obsession.
[..] So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand […] Clear? So If I write down that George Bush is an alien…that clears up a lot too?
Well I guess you don’t have the will, and reason (since for you its the truth), to really open your eyes to see what’s real, definable, fact. Well as long as you aren’t bothering other people with your dreamworld its fine by me, but leave the people in the real world alone.
Don’t try to force others to live in your world, let everyone be his own. But I guess there would be a lot less wars and stuff if people could actually do that…
Without too much knowledge about the game to start with other than Leo Laporte et al. discussing it on their webcast, I’d think I have to agree with them that Spore is not an evolutionary game per se.
An evolutionary game would be very boring, because you wouldn’t have to do anything besides wait and see what happens. As I gathered, in spore you are required to make decisions about the direction in which your creature develops. That to me sounds more like an ‘intelligent design’ kind of environment than evolution.
If you’s like to see what real evolutionary simulations would be, check out this site: lottolab.org.
oh and the bible is written by humans.
so its great too but it is not explaining how everything truly is, its just a book.
if you want to know the real thing listen to your soul.
Wow. Well written site. Now I feel like making that song my anthem for a capital city.
Also well done in baiting THIS many people
*hats off*
Plus, her religious beliefs require her to proselytize.
Quote:-And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”
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haha, good song lyrics 😀
“And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”
Hahahaha genius
Thanks to make free advertising for our game.
EA
Please come on!
I am a brother in Christ and I am strong in my faith. A game can not change may faith in Jesus and God, our father.
And he helps me in the times like this, when ppl like u give us other christians a bad name.
WE are much stronger then we think, we dont need to blame or jugde other ppl
Joh 3:17
“For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.”
ITS A GAME!!!!!
ITs the parents role to teach the children, not the games!! DONT BLAME EA or ppl playing the game. U are not the man to judge other ppl
Here’s my problem with this website. It seems anytime anything comes up that even insinuates that what the bible says might not be true, the Christians jump up like a bunch of over zealous crusaders of god and feel like they have to strike it down.
Spore is a videogame. It supports the theory of evolution in a creative way. A theory by the way that is supported by science which is based on facts and not just a book somebody wrote to maintain order in a time of chaos.
It is an unfortunate time proven truth that religion and open-mindedness do not go hand in hand. And for the record, I would like to point out that I find it funny and ironic that you call what Will Wright did “brainwash”.
This is just crazy. IT’S A GAME!
Okay if you want to destroy future american generations by implementing ID in your education system, but if you mess with the Internet, you won’t stand a chance.
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrickrolllllllllllll!
You my stupid fuckface friend hav enraged the videogame gods and now they will send their fanboy minions here to flame u so hardcore ur “god” wont be brave enough to come save ur stupid fucking ass!! srsly wtf is wrong with u!!!! u fucking ppl piss me off, yes u hav an opinion, u dont need to post it on the internet in a stupid blog and act like Spore is the devil and every 5 yr old kid will die if he so much as looks at it in the shop!! FUCK OFF!!!
You said you were raised with such believes. But it does not mean that you cannot overlook them when you become an adult. Noone tells you that you should abandon your religion but is this too difficult to open your mind for other things?
As an example: The co-worker of my husband grew up in a religious family, they were visiting church every Sunday, preying before dinner… the usual stuff. That man had(and has) an elder brother, who, at the age of twelve announced that he refuses to go to church. His parents shrugged their shoulders and approoved. The guy, being the age of eight, immediatly jumped in and said he does not want to do it too. On what he got answer: “Wait till you are the age of your brother and then we will hear you out.” My point being, a teenager overlooked his faith, even though he was being raised in religion and opened his mind. Why can’t you?
Now, you say that it is “clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science”. I beg your pardon… Clear? You read it in a book, created ages ago, in a time where people were ignorant and thought rain and thunder are anger/gift of a higher being. Book can carry any information, where is a proof? On the contrary, science brings us at least evidence. Evidence of evolution, progress. Bible brings us nothing exept for fancy words that we are ough to believe just because we Must Believe.
As a disclamer, I do not want to bash faith in general, people are entitled of their opinions. It’s just that exactly yours rubs me wrong because of its narrow-mindness and inability to accept there may be other truths.
Forfive me for my grammar mistakes, I am not a native speaker.
Read the second last paragraph, do a few seconds research and decided whether you really want to keep feeding the troll.
I could find humor in this, if the subject was so disturbing.
Just Fuck You…very simple 🙂
All you idiots replying here must be stupid if you think he gives a shit or even read these comments.
The author is just another brainwashed psycho who didnt get beaten up enough as a kid, leave him alone.
Lets say your god does exist (there is a possibilty, no proof, but its possible) and he hates evolution…. Why hasn’t he banned it then!? How can you talk about banning a game that just replicates something that happens in every day life (evolution). You cannot deny the existance of evolution anymore because it is observed every day. Evolution is the change of gene frequencies between generations in a population. If evolution doesn’t exist, then how do you explain dog breeding, or crop selection, or more natural every day examples such as drug resistent bacteria?
And really anti-spore, how are you going to try to say something is fact and true just because a thousand year old book says it is. Hell, if thats the case, shouldn’t everyone be spouting greek mythology as fact, or perhaps we should all be preparing for the yearly virgin sacrifices that need to be completed before autumn harvest!!!!
You quote the bible as if that means that what it is saying is true. There is no evidence for any of what you are saying.
Science didn’t create the world, science isn’t a thing that wonders round creating rational phenomenom at will. Science explains to us how the world works and why it works, it reasons and it is rational. The bible merely makes unfounded statements that make no sense and have nothing to back them up.
In some ways this blog amuses me but in alot of ways it makes me sad and scared that people can be so ignorant and gullible about how the world works.
oh my god.. how poor can you be… spore is only a game
really… go play it yourself and experience it
and however, it may be controdictive against the bible. but the bible is only a book
written by humans with too much fantasy.
get over it: THERE IS NO GOD!
It is rather stupid if a modern religion ignores evolution no matter what is written in books your believes rely on. The human race is quite ignorant, dumb and also numb. Not enough that we are wasting our planet and killing the animals. No one remembers the time _when_ the holy books were written and no one can imagine why that was written was written. Believe whatever you want but don’t be so ignorant to tell others that evolution is just a stupid inventment by religioness scientists. For me there is no god and nothing afterlife. You musn’t agree me but you have to tolerate and accept it.
“Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.” – Einstein
You are one of the saddest persons I have seen in my life… Get a hobby.
Your site must be the strangest ever. Everyone is free to have their own opinion about god, but how can you be so sure your opinion is the right one? What if it aint no god at all or if the hindu belief is the right one. If god exists he created the maker of spore, remember that. Your path seems very dangerous. For me jesus and god is like a fairytale and you cant proff me wrong, santa claus is as likely to be real.
RICK ROLLED!!! YIKES! I KNEW IT!
The bible also says women should stay in the home doing housework and popping out children while following the man’s orders. Maybe the host is on to something!……
In Genesis 1:2 there is more talk about God’s work. “And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.”
well you name it god, the science name it big bang. the result is the same. our world.
and science never claimed to be the one, who made the world.
i would see it this way. the spirit of god or god himself ( the difference does not matter) are some kind of power we don’t or at least didn’t understand in the times the bible was written. i actually think, that the science today even don’t understand the power behind the big bang.
what i belief is, that the power, which was behind the bigbang ( that this big bang and the evolution afterwards has taken place is something out of question for me) maybe that “person” you call god.
the point is in the time when the old testament was written no one had known about physics and the reaction between elements. so they made up a “story” about the beginning of the world. but today it should be seen as a methaphor for what actually happend billions of years ago.
if you follow completely the genesis of the bible the earth would be something about 4000 years old. so the highculture of egypte, which was 8000 years ago, did not exists?
don’t you think that it is a bit out of proportion to deny that this culture did exist?
i’m not telling you to burn in hell or go fuck yourself or whatever. it is your belief and you may be happy with it. you should just think about what you belief and think about some facts you can’t really ignore while thinking about god an evolution.
god (allah, jahwe, whatever names there are) maybe actually be the cause of evolution but it did not take place the way the bible says it for obvious reasons.
and what you should not do is blame other for their believes. and this is exactly what you do. you blame the creator of spore for his believe in evolution and his believe in god or his membership in a church that has different believes from yours.
you should never forget that wars ( with millions of deads) where fougth but for one stupid reason: believe in one god or another.
this did not change till today!
so don’t wonder about the comments of people who want to see you burn in hell.
you attack their believe in something and they did what ever army would do when under attack they fire back. with the difference that these people here would never do you actually harm.
you think sim city was a great game but spore is not because spore is “against” the bible.
in what of the bible stands that you are allowed to send hurricans or godzilla over a city? i don’t think there is such a part.
one last think. spore is a game. if you don’t like don’t play it.
there are much worse games out for children than this one.
i would prefer for my child to play spore instead of counterstrike, call of duty and so on.
creating something is always better than to destroy something. don’t you think?
Sites like yours are what make the internet so great – freedom of expression. Your words are heartfelt and provocative, forcing thousands of people to consider their positions on religion and intelligent design.
This is the same reason why games like Spore are so great. By my count, Spore has invoked the wrath of both Christians and Atheists alike, and for opposite reasons! That’s pretty amazing since the game’s premise is open-ended enough that it’s all a matter of interpretation.
I’m an atheist but I appreciate your website as a means to freely convey your beliefs, as is your right. I also respect that you don’t sanitize, modify, or delete others’ comments as other Christian fundie websites have done to me in the past for speaking my mind.
Peace and respect. Don’t let a little video game get you worked up. It’s just a work of fantasy. Some people like to latch on to works of fantasy and treat them like they’re real, but people like you and I know better.
Hey people! It’s a game! If you believe that humans on Earth were created by God, then OK. But on other planets there CAN be evolution. By the way i believe in evolution too, because it’s stupid to think that God made many versions of human and we are his last “work”. What about dinosaurs? God placed their bones into the ground to try our faith? Ha! Come on!
People, there is no sense in trying to start a discussion with religious fanatics on this subject. Centuries of manipulation and indoctrination by the church has made it impossible for them to comprehend the fact that nobody really knows anything about creation.
Seriously, you just debunked your beliefs:
“I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.” – You just take whatever crap your parents fed you and do not reflect on it. That is truly ignorant.
Brian I object!!! SPORE HAS TO BE REAL!!!! I saw it in the store the other day and was told I could own a copy of my own if I gave the store person money. He looked shady though, so I decided to come on here first just to verify that it was real. Now off to give the man my money and hopefully find a real copy of Spore in my posession!!!
“I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.”
Same position the KKK and Nazi’s take.
wouldn’t one say that this is the best explanation to intelligent design according to the bible and it allows one to actually accept Darwinism.
god sat down stared to make the animals then he noticed that some animals was lacking in somethings and made other animals to cover that and when one species no longer could survive due to something happened he then made changes which allowed those animals to survive.
one only need to take one look around and see intelligent design in work. You are even looking at something like that right now whilst reading this.
the bible is just full of bullshit. we all know that it isn’t correct. only fanatics like you could believe in the “words of god”. just as an information: the bible was writen and translated several times by men.
26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”
… I feel like an idiot now! You have one more believer. Thank you! 😀
the good thing about the internet is, that it has given everyone a voice.
the bad thing is, that everyone make use of it.
I wouldn’t exactly call this blog (or really any blog or blog comment for that matter(present company included)) intelligent design…..
Hi there.
First of all, are you serious?
Spore is a game, a creation for our entertainment that embraces the evolution theory.
People who belivie in the evolution theory did not complain when Black And White was created and we were playing as God himself. Gamers around the world loves this game and it is no suprise what so ever that some christian fanatic have to complain. The evolution theory is the most logical explination to the creation of life here on earth.
Did you know that christianity is built on a long line of other religions?
That things like “The last supper”, “The ressurection” and “Easter” had been included in alot of other religions before it was written in the Bible?
I hate to say it, but religion is the joke of the millinium.
It’s only purpose today is to give people in need hope, everything else is bad about it.
Christianity should be alowed to exist but it should not have the right to preach about things they are to stupid to understand.
Now im going to play Spore, the closest thing to reality there is.
“I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.”
So what you believe is true because you were brainwashed as a kid? Not a strong base for truth is it?
“Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.”
Matthew 5:10-12
lol ok
RICK ROLLED!
just saw the last bit
dunno whether starting up the blog was the best idea though mate just got everyone worked up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g
haha even though ive never read the bible im prety sure it wouldnt have something like what you wrote.
27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
And if god really cared about us humans and earth why would he create 100’s of billions of planets and galaxies if he only wanted to focus on us?
and isnt it really strange that in the last 1000 years or so with the rapid devolopment of science, we have yet to see any reincarnations of messiah’s or prophet’s?
People:
IT’S A JOKE. A PARODY.
The fact that you are all responding so fervently without even reading the entries, (which contain Rick Astley lyrics!), is just making you look like ignorant fools of the sort you claim the “blogger” to be.
It’s a game you fucktard ! And your the one thats gets brainwashed. God. pff, what a load of bullshit GOD DOSENT EXSICT. get that you fucking fucktard
The funny thing is that religion is only possible because of evolution. A strange mutation caused brain damage that occurs in humans that give them the strange ability to have moments of faith.
All this stuff this nice, but do you realise that Bible has been written by people many years ago, who believed in myths as that earth is flat and that earth is center of space? Do you realise that evolution is a natural process that has been running since life started to exist in form of proteins millions years ago? Now tell, me – WHERE is your god now??? C’mon god, send a lighting aganist me if evolution is a lie!
Let´s take it other way… Prove us that theory of creation is true! How can you prove it? Bible? But bible is only a book written by some people. Just like Koran and holy books/scrolls of other religions. You are also saying not everyone had a chance to hear word of god – I don’t fuckin need to! I’ve grown in modern Europe and our political system is NOT affected by religion. We don’t have fanatical christians here as you do, and we support SCIENCE. If you want to believe, then you can, BUT PLEASE – DO NOT CALL ME AN IGNORANT!!!
Fantastic :DDD
I salute you sir….. or madam
07
oh crap, I just got a call that DevastFrank was in a freak lightning accident!!! OMG!!!!!!
Dude, get a clue please.. Wake up and look at the 20th century, Chritianity, catholism etc. are dying.
And i like it that way xD
All of this can just go away as soon as you acknowledge that you faith is fantasy. Till then, you’ll never evolve.
Your a brainwashed idiot!
I hope the niels bohr instutute will make a big bang and confirm that all religion is a fucking lie.
READ THE WHOLE POST!
I hate it when people comment on posts when they have obviously not read, nor thought about the whole thing.
I’m amazed by how ignorant you are Mr. Admin fellow.
Why must all religious people so desperately cling to their notion of a small god incapable of spanning and encompassing all reaches of science? Is it not just as possible for god to have designed evolution as a beautifully simplistic way of creating all species?
Honestly, stop trying to cram the entire world into your little god box. It doesn’t work. Instead, open your eyes to the beauty of science. Science is more intricate, beautiful, and more awe inspiring than Abraham’s God could ever be.
BTW – If you want to spread knowledge hit a library. I’d recommend some reading in the areas of geology, human psychology, the study of ancient religions, the creation of the christian church, and hold on now… studies in the area of textual criticism of the bible.
That last one may sting a bit, but no one said medicine had to taste good.
Like the bible says Post Writer, leave the intelligent conversations about philosophical matters to us men and get back to making babies!
(hey its your bible that you take as fact throughout your post)
I’m sorry, I really don’t mind people believing in God and such, but what I can’t stand is if such people as you over-react and try to MAKE you believe in God….after all this is just a game and it doesn’t really teach you anything about evolution in detail. You’re wasting your time.
I dont know why everybody gone mad about an 2000 years old science fiction book ^^ …
I think the point is that this site is a fake site and now they lough course you all think that this is serious shit 😀 …
Im loughing to …
Kind regards from Germany
I just want to say that your arrogance is amusing. I love how you create this negative framing of everyone that disagrees with your views.
Why can’t everyone just keep an open mind about this stuff or at least do what I do and consider both sides of the argument and have tolerance for people that view things differently to you. I’m sorry but the whole concept of science is that things are tested and proven. They don’t necessarily disprove god or his works or anything just because they don’t mesh perfectly with the literal translation of the bible.
There is no conspiracy among scientists to undermine the church or your beliefs, I can tell you now most of them couldn’t care less and don’t even think of religious beliefs when they carry about their work (ie. it’s unbiased and pure observation and reasoning)
Even then, I’m sure you have it in you to just accept Spore as a game/simulation of the theory of evolution without it being some sort of grand plot against God or negligence by christians, perhaps they just keep a more open mind to these things than you do.
I don’t mind, this is fun! 😀
oh my god, you are hilarious … really i dont mind if you think all that is true or not.
Well, anyhow, since you always whine about what kind of ‘cruel’ ‘sexual’ ‘whatever’ creatures you can create with the Spore Editor i hope you keep in mind that you could say the same thing about every way to express a visual concept (damn you playdo!! Or Paint…. or Adobe Photoshop CS3!!!).
And as you know, god has a good taste for humor, just think of the platypus.
So, hell what, keep on your good work, keep us laughing and make a greeeeat PR Work for EA / Spore / Will Wright.
with kindly regards from Berlin
People, it’s over. If you read the admin’s message, you’ll see Rick Astley lines at the end.
We have been fooled, majorly.
Well done!
Lol… mate… that last part it’sa song from that gay guy…
QUOTE (sing this): “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”
Lol… I did not know that was on the bible… lol… anyway… I haveborn in the same beliefs as you, BUT, if you a little about history, you would know that the church an the rest of your people that believes in this stuff, killed a lot of inocent people, yes, inocent people, now, you came here and talk about “omg, you can create life in spore! It’s againt my beliefs. Kill them!!” … … Oh God… serious, if you belief in that stuff, you might as well murderer someone that does not believe in you, so thht makes you an assassin too, and us… we are just gamers, we don’t care for that stuff, we only want to have fun!! You know the word FUN don’t you?
Oh snap, we’ve been rickroll’d!
Sweet Jebus, the only thing worse then the people that don’t read the whole post: the people who DO read the whole post, REALIZE that it devolves into RICK ASTLEY LYRICS, and STILL feel the need to argue about the rest of the posts in the blog.
Has no one heard of satire? parody? anyone?
Teh stoopid in here is burning my brain…
10/10, I lold
LOL! Never laughed like here, most ironical Website I ever viewed 😀
Who is the new president of the World? hu?
A beautiful work of parody; I’m proud, in a perverse sort of way, to have been taken in by it. You’ve proved that people can be ignorant no matter what their beliefs.
I did smell a troll with a few others that were discussing the site. Nice one, well executed. =)
Heh… That got me good. I’ve been rolled.
But the more I look around this site, the more obvious it is….
Well done anon, well done.
Hey leave the blogger alone! She’s not hurting you! Seriously, I think she knows that if anything, Spore is promoting ID, not evolution, as the gamer has to make the changes, not wait around for millions of years for random mutation and natural selection and deselection to take place without intervention. And what’s with the foul language? Grow up!
God is a creation of man to blame for everything we’ve done. God does not exist. God is the illusion, the hope of poor people. God is a way to build up effectiveness among lazy believers. God is our way of feeling safe.
God is not real.
I will honorably take this rickroll, You my friend, have succeeded in a very successful rickroll, good job!
now fck off! :p
haha i loved the last line
27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet.
this was a funny hoax site while it lasted
Hahaha! You used a book of fiction as a creditable source for bashing a game, a game for crying out loud, don’t take yourself and everything around you so seriously.
Greatest Rick Roll ever. From now on i know where my god is.^^
I was reading through various user comments about the statements you made on this site and it seems that almost everyone on the comments section was able to disprove your poorly investigated claims quickly. You really should ask yourself why you are even starting off new topics, if you are not even able to find reasonable answers to good points readers made on the previous ones. I guess bringing your child to school and let it have breakfast should not stop you from joining your very own argument and defending the points you made on a rational level. But your answers, if given, are always underwhelming at best. It seems that more than 90% of the people on this site are disproving you every time you make one of your lackluster statements and all we see afterwards is seeing you removing yourself from a hopeless venture.
Also, since you want to be a role model for young people, stop hating on gays und show some grace of charity instead. Thank you.
You: 1
Internet: 0
Spore is my new God.
I was all set and ready to write a scathing review of this pile of donkey turd when I read the last few lines. Ah, internet hoaxes.
So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science.
Ohh….now it al makes sense to me, and it is written so it must be true. How scientific….i didn’t know you went to so much trouble to find out about the creation of life on earth and earth itself.
Please take the title of your own blog post to heart. Understand that YOUR beliefs do not necessary have to be the believes of others. I don’t say either of them is more right than the other. That’s the whole point of the word “belief”. You can’t proof belief. For me personally evolution makes more sense than creationism but I don’t go out and insult everybody who believes in creationism.
Let me see if I got this right…
Your proof for the fact that god created the world… was that the bible says it, that’s pretty fucking weak, you believe something because someone else told you it was true, logistically how can there exist one all powerful being who exists before everything else? Everything without fail must have a beginning, if there is a god the same holds true, god had to come from somewhere, but no you put your faith in a book that’s been rewritten so many times, how the hell can you know if it’s true anymore?
Allow me to put it this way, the bible says god created animals “according to their kind” now if this is the direct word of god, that means that there were pre-established ideas of what these “kinds” of animals are, which adds support to the theory that god had to have come from somewhere.
And saying that god’s power will beat the billions in revenue, show me this power, you’r working on the idea that some guy in the clouds -wants- you to protest a videogame, if god is so powerful then why does he need you to do it? Why doesn’t he just smite EA and be done with it? C’mon he used to do it all the time in that bible you keep shoving in our faces.
You are not a messenger of god, you are not doing “his work” you are not saving anything, you are just showing how stupid and moronic people can be, you see you’ve been brainwashed into thinking some magical being will be there for you, you’ve been made to believe that it’s okay that things go wrong cause you have your belief and your belief says there’s a magical land after we die, don’t blindly accept everything just cause some guy in a dress tells you it’s what some figure in the sky wants, question everything cause that little warm feeling you get when something goes good? That’s not god’s love, that’s just a fucking feeling.
Christianity sprung to favour when the masses were living in abject squalor, how do you keep people happy when they have nothing? Tell them there’s an afterlife, you have been conned.
What I find Most annoying is you complain over a game that speaks of evolution and because you don’t like it you decide to create a website and essentialy Parade around insulting it because its not “YOUR VIEW”
I accept you believe in god I accept you don’t believe in Evolution yet do you see me running around making website insulting your religion because I dont belive in it?
Because I believe in Evolution?
NO you don’t
Everyone is entitles to their belief I see programs saying how god created everything, I see programs of how man evovled yet I don’t go making a capaign against the program speaking of god because its YOUR it’s view your CHOICE..
God gave mankind something angels desired.
*Freedom to make a choice be it good or bad*
we have the freedom to choose to believe in evolution or not we have the freedom to believe in God or not, Thats what he or she wanted and inteded for us.
To give us Choices your not here to guide, us if I so choose to start having a belief in god then so be it but untill that day comes I have made my choice as god has given me.
so end this silly website all your going to achieve is humiliate yourself.
Just get over it and accept we have choice thats what makes us unique and if your belive in god so much you will believe that this is part of *his/her* decision to let us have freedom and choices
Even if you don’t agree your not one to preach how its wrong
on a side note.
*IT’S a GAME*
p.s which god gave as the freedom to make 🙂
The only thing funnier than how straight up epic of a trolling this was is the fact that so many people STILL can’t see that you sir (I refuse to beleive you are a woman without “appropriate” evidence) are lord troll of the piss-ocean which is the internet.
were they /b/tards?
And this, my friend, is why you fail. You base your entire belief system on what you have been told is right, rather than making informed judgements for yourself.
If it were written in your bible that all men were created with blue feet, would you believe that, despite the obvious evidence that men, in fact, do not have blue feet? Or would you unerringly fight to the death to defend your belief that a man’s clearly pinkish feet are in fact, blue?
That is the closest to what you are doing now that I can come to in an example. In the face of clear evidence that your bible is in error in many, many places, you still take the bible as word for word truth. The bible is a wonderful little storybook, but near to every event in it is ridiculous and impossible. Particularly looking at the story of the flood here. You can’t seriously tell me that you believe that tale is true?
I’ll get your padded cell ready, the nice men in white coats will look after you.
On another note, you tell me you are a family woman. Please, do not force this tripe on your child. Let them make their own, informed decision. Let them be taught science, and let them read your bible. Then they may decide to be informed, or clueless like their mother.
Take it up with Science you ignorant fuck, not Spore. Take your Jesus loving shit up with somebody else.
Biblical rick-rolling. Well done. Just don’t tell me fixedearth.org isn’t real. You’ll wreck my faith in stupidity.
I grew up Catholic. Never really stayed a good Catholic. And oddly enough nothing has changed except for having my Sunday’s free. I still believe in God. I believe that he is good and has blessed mankind with free choice. I also believe that everyone has a right to choose a faith and live by it’s standards so long as those standards do not harm, hinder or in any way judge others.
You choose the word Ignorance and I have to say I chuckled a bit. Ignorance is a lack of knowledge or disregard of the facts, whereas science is anything but. When someone shows you an equation for life and can prove to you that it’s true, and you simply choose not to accept it then it is you who has become ignorant and stubborn.
What is so hard about believing in evolution AND God at the same time?
I know another book that states frodo threw the ring into mount doom and thus destroying sauron… why don’t we celebrate that incredible feat… we don’t because it is written down in a book.
All you do is quoting a book, and by doing so you believe you have proven your right…
stupid christian
YOU are the brain washers! Why do you force your children to believe in this “god” of yours? You know it’s all bullshit. I demand this website to be taken down. It’s completely useless. Stop posting bullshit.
Did I just get Rick Rolled?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI And here’s the man himself GOD. Great site whilst the spoof lasted.
And excellent hoax. I believed it at first as well. Either way, congratulations! 🙂
God is really upset, you are wasting his mayor creation: the brain.
Puedo asegurarte que me he leído la Biblia y que conozco la palabra de Dios. Por eso la considero la estupidez más absoluta de este planeta. No crea más que mentes fanáticas como la tuya. Al final, tanta paz y amor cristiana se acaban tornando en un odio irracional hacia todo lo que no obedece a vuestros dogmas, odio y rencor. Si Jesús levantase la cabeza, se avergonzaría del cristianismo actual.
Vive y deja vivir. ¿No crees en el evolucionismo? Bien por ti. Yo sí lo hago, me resulta mucho más coherente que un hombrecillo creando mundos en 7 días.
Y no por ello critico a las personas que creen, ni creo blogs anti-creacionismo.
Dudo muchísimo que leas esto, porque ni está en tu idioma ni dice lo que quieres oír, pero da igual, este es el testimonio de alguien que no ve en ti más que un fanático con el cerebro lavado por San Pedro.
Lo siento, pero tu alma está perdida. Esa es la verdad de las religiones: Te absorven el alma, juegan con ella, seduciendola con promesas d evida eterna.
Adios
First off, are you really that stupid?
Everytime, we the gamers bring out a game, you like many others, such as Jack Thompson or some other stupid religous nut, decide that becasue it doesn’t conform to your “rules” you belive you have the right to attack the game.
Honestly, are you that stupid?
You don’t even have the game for crying out loud.
its people like you who make me sick.
Games are not meant too be controversial or attack religon, there just entertainment.
Serioulsy how the hell does someone learn about darwin or god through a game?
Its a frigging simulator you twat
I could go after religon right now and rip your god apart but Ill give u a break for once.
Fucking hell is wrong with you stupid religous nuts?
#93 alukah took the words out of my mouth 🙂 Honestly Anti Spore, stay the woman you are, but leave us alone. Spore is a GAME, not a thesis, for crying out loud.
You are obviously uneducated and not capable of critical thought.
Love the Rick-rolling!
The best thing about satire is the comments from people who don’t understand satire.
@ all the ranters and ravers
Please read the post carefully, especially the last bit. I mean: “27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”” Come on!
This is as clear an admission of trolling as you’re ever going to get.
oh my… epic troll 😀
Well, your arguement would be legitimite of the Bible wasnt fiction, unfortunatly, it is, so according to you.
Since the bible say it, and you believe the bible to be 100% truthful, then science cannot be the true answer.
Scientologists believe that the evil lord Zenu (sp?) sent aliens from his over populated plantet to inhabit earth (basically).
There is even a science fiction book to go along with it.
Are you going to hell?
Most religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion wont all religious people go to hell?
you are a idiot!
“And 8,500 employees at Electronic Arts to corrupt a child’s mind.”
“God would come in with a tornado or an earthquake and put you back in place.”
“…bragging about using millions of people as unpaid slaves to create content for his game.”
“27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet.”
lol major rick rolled on this site.
god didn’t create humans, humans created god!
I just want to say one thing, I am also Christian, but I believe in Evolution, by a simple fact, the biblia was written by men, even if it is God guide their ideas to write it, our minds were “fragile” at the time, were unable to understand the complexity of life, then we were told things like “The man came from dust” or “the earth was created in 7 days” because as we intender des something like the evolution of a cell (or worse an atom ) When not see it or Billions of years on the planet? So trying to explain it created such theories as of metaphors,. Jesus said in metaphors, almost nothing was said that up to understand without at least reflect. This is the mistake of the church, the enves of trying to evolve and learn new things to do in the past. God also says it is not wrong disperdiçar our gifts? Why can not we use the most he has given us …. the ability to think.
PS: forgive me if my English this horrible, I am not ignorant, is that I am Brazilian and my English is not very good for writing a text even I used the tool of languages google to translate it.
You folks do realize either this is an epic hoax, or somehow an 80’s song ended up in their copy of the bible, right?
Hahahaha! I’ve always loved the 27th verse of Genesis! Those words ring so true. Continue to fight the good fight!
First, there are religions and theory’s OTHER then Christianity/Catholicism, so who’s to say this doesn’t go against their beliefs?
Second I find it funny YOU are chastising people when Christianity is made up of all these other religions. Didn’t God teach to love everyone?
Maybe you should just keep YOUR views to yourself!
You are no better then Mary Magdaline
When i read your comment im glad my parens tought it to de funny to call me Damian.
my birth six june six ‘o clock. This makes me a dick to all religious people when i did do squat.
Now i hate all non respective cristians… just be glad you dont live in europe..
biblia = Bible
haha! That was epic, thanks for making my day XD.
I love how people are still ranting and raving about this without realizing that they have been had.
Hey guys, look up “Poe’s Law”! I admit to being fooled.
I think the problem is not that the people visiting this site are ignorant to the word of god, but that you’re blinded by your faith and in your rabid zealotry you’re trying to prove that a VIDEO GAME is playing center stage in some grand, anti-religious conspiracy.
And you keep doing it even though so many religious people have come here and posted that they think you’re nutty. I myself spent my childhood in the Catholic school system, have read the bible (old and new testament) more times than I can count. I also happen to think you’re batshit insane.
You’ve read about a game and you’re going through an elaborate knee-jerk reaction via this site. You never played it, you merely read that it was based on the idea of evolving a character and without stressing your brain any further you surmised that EVOLUTION IS THE DEVIL THEREFORE THIS GAME IS EVIL!!!
You’re a nutbar. You’re the type of person who makes it not so hard to believe that ‘witches’ were burned at the stake, heretics were tortured with hot pokers and thousands of ‘non-believers’ were slaughtered in religious wars. Thankfully the rest of the civilized world has mostly EVOLVED to a more rational and sane way of life, rather than this sort of religious extremism.
Stop looking at this fuckwits website.
He’s just using this blog to make money. He probably played the game and thought it was cool. Realized the touchy situation, and knew it would bring TONS of people on the site.
He’s a douchebag, ignore him, and never return to this website.
Biglol, why would we understand your beliefs if you don’t believe ours?
Wooh someone’s ignorant here… Science didn’t create the heavens and the earth, neither did God. You know, there was this thing called the Big Bang that called everything into existence, just because we still don’t fully understand it, doesn’t mean there’s some deity behind it all pushing buttons.
And about calling Spore and Will Wright evil (who gives a rat’s ass if he belongs to a church that approves of homosexuality, there shouldn’t be anything to approve, homosexuality isn’t something weird or strange, just because some guy who – supposedly – lived a few thousand years ago thought so)? Sh*t… Now that’s ignorance. If you like some quack-explanation that poses as science (but definitely isn’t) and claims to show how everything started, well that’s your right, don’t take your ignorance out on something like a video-game.
About not everyone being able to gotten to know God in the way you did, well I for one am very, very happy about this. I live my life as good as I can do, I don’t discriminate, I don’t condem people who do belief (only when they’re ignorant f*cks) and I don’t live a life of crime. My parents gave me a choice to seek out what there is in the world. I’ve read the Bible (old & new testament), I’ve read the Koran; and you know what? All I found were a whole lot of stories, some good, some just plain gross. Nothing more.
You know what you should do? Don’t get your kid that game, better yet, throw out the computer alltogether, throw out the radio and the tv (oh my god, the garbage you see and hear on there), keep him out of school and get him home-schooled… That’ll straighten him out just fine.
It’s just nice to now there are f*cktards like you in this world, you provide those of us who are able to think rationally with great humour!
Hhahahahahaa Rick Astley is GOD!
And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
you poor christians are so stupid…STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID…
The creation…We are in 2008 wake up!! Science is the world, religion is another little thing…And cmon Spore is a VIDEOGAME…There are many most important problems…
Guys guys! It’s not for real. Read the whole post before you write a reply!
“(Religion) With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion”
Steven Weinberg
I love how people blindly follow a 2000 year old book without even questioning it. I mean it’s ok to believe in god, but when you just ignore other theories because a book tells you to………That’s just plain ignorance.
Atheism rules the world! Religion is for dummies 🙂
btw, do NOT forget to write I am bad person without faith :))..
Heh, I really don’t understand those infantuated peoples who CAN believe that god exist, whole Christianity is based on lies 🙂
Good grief…
IT – IS – A – HOAX
Albeit a good one. =)
Oh and biblia = book
I hope they prove the big bang theory in geneve! Then the church is worth nothing and proven to be a lie yet again!
Dear AntiSpore Admin
I would appreciate if you took the time to read this message. This was taken from the msnbc news website:
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Pope Benedict XVI said the debate raging in some countries — particularly the United States and his native Germany — between creationism and evolution was an “absurdity,” saying that evolution can coexist with faith.
The pontiff, speaking as he was concluding his holiday in northern Italy, also said that while there is much scientific proof to support evolution, the theory could not exclude a role by God.
“They are presented as alternatives that exclude each other,” the pope said. “This clash is an absurdity because on one hand there is much scientific proof in favor of evolution, which appears as a reality that we must see and which enriches our understanding of life and being as such.”
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Please understand that evolution in not an attack on Christianity or God. Please stop talking about people who teach evolution as if they are less good people who need your prayers to ‘convert’ and save themselves.
ok this was a hoax. Nice one
To be honest, you were quoted on http://www.golem.de with the following text:
“If you create a creature which does not work well, who can’t eat, fight or move fast, you have a problem to survive”.
Well, isn’t that exactly like reality? If you were born as a handicapped, you have a problem to survive. And to me, it seems as if you, with your limited mind and view of the world, are somehow handicapped yourself. Spore is a game, like football, like tennis … and if you want to play football but you have problems with your legs, you won’t succeed. If you want to play tennis without arms, it won’t work!
I do trust in god as most of people on earth do. And if am right, isn’t there written in the bible, that god let men live by them selves? So god gave us the right to do whatever we want. He even gave us the right to do things like hurting people or killing people, because we CAN do it. If god wouldn’t want us to fight, to kill, to die or to play and invent video games, why did he let us do this? If he’s against it, we’ll feal his wrath sooner or later, so who cares?
666
HAIL SATAN
This has to be a record rickroll. Congrats. Now toss in some fresh prince and you’ll kick this into high gear.
Did every Spore fan on the planet just get Rick Roll’d?
Genius, I knew this whole thing was a set-up 😀
Chill out, dude. Oh, and nice job Rick Rolling everyone with bible quotes. Classic. I lol’d.
heh. you really had us going there.
“And never gonna give you up. ”
“Never gonna let you down.”
”Never gonna run around and desert you.”
“Never gonna make you cry.”
“Never gonna say goodbye.”
“Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”
”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
first, I called foul, Now I say “brilliant!”
great work on this, it was truly hilarious, infuriating, and sad at the same time.
What. Is. WRONG WITH YOU?
Pls, for the sake of your loving god stop your internet hooliganism and let people who are capable of INDEPENDENT THOUGHT form their OWN opinions of this game.
If this game offends you that much, just ignore it. You’re not doing anyone any favours by blabbering about your faith here. You inspire nothing but downright PITY with your sad, pathetic, uninformed outbursts of religious fanaticism.
“In Genesis 1:2 there is more talk about God’s work. “And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.”
So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science. From this God moved to creating all the creatures, notice there is never talk of creatures ‘evolving’ into other creatures, instead God is able to make the creatures as he will including man. ”
That did nothing and proved nothing.
Shut up.
So, just because a book tells you some “thing” called God. There are books much older then the bibel, books from the myan`s that tells us about the earth`s cycle around the sun, and how magnetic fields influence how things on this planet works.
Im a firm beliver in evolution. I belive that we were evolved into human beings, not because i like the way it sounds, but because its the most believeable, proved and frankly the most logical explenation.
But thinking that we were put on this earth by some superior being who created everything and anything (sounds very familiar). And to think that he writes just ONE book about It. ONE book on how this world was created, how we should live our lifes. But doesn`t mention anything about ANYTHING that we didn`t know before?
If THAT doesn`t make you question anything about “the lord”`s BS world vision, then you don’t have the intelectual capacity to, or be allowed to, raise child in this world.
With all due respect, I have to express my concerns with your creation of this site. Spore is a videogame of the type commonly referred to as a “god game” that allows the player to basically take the viewpoint of God.
As a Christian, and believer in 6 day creation, I have no problems with Spore. Sure, it struck me as an off comment when I heard the commercial about creavolutionism. I’m not that easily offended however, and I don’t see Wil Wright as someone who is trying to subvert our beliefs and deceive our children. It is up to parents to teach their kids what they believe, and what is true and not. It is also up to the parents to teach their kids how to deal with things that irritate them, and creating a website that blows things so greatly out of proportion, IMO, is not it.
I respect your ability of free speech. That is your right and your freedom to take advantage of. However, I think you are doing more harm than help when it comes to this matter.
To everyone else who has responded here, you guys need to grow up. Everyone has a right to believe what they want. Sure, you also have free speech and this website has invited you to made snide remarks in regards to the Christian faith, but the way you respond makes me believe that a Christian came into your home and murdered your family while you watched. Seriously, calm down, stop cursing, and take your hate speech elsewhere. If you think all Christians fit into the extreme mold that is prevalant in the media and internet you are wrong. Do some thinking before posting, because really you are no better than those you wish to make fun of.
it always surprises me how much people want to restrain eachother in their opinions… what even happened to freedom of opinion, speech, religion, and so on
I think I would like the game, and I can accept that someone else does not
I can also accept that someone else want to write about what is not good about a game
and if I really disagree to the point that I get emotionally ‘touched’ I’ll just have to accept that, that is freedom of press (or speech, or opinion). it is also thee freedom to disagree
dear admin, I totally disagree with your opinion about the game, I also disagree with your opinion about evolution and what is bad for kids and we wil absolutely disagree about so much more (you’ll probably hate harry potter too, I like him). But I am glad I live in a world in which we can disagree and I get to raise my kids in the way I want and so can you.
My only hope is that people like you (and I mean that in a friendly way) can accept my freedom and accept that you have no right to demand that people like me must live the way you want us to.
You may try to convince me not to buy and play a game like this, but never-ever forbid me to do so!
You cannot use the Bible as proof for what the Bible says. Come on now. Have some common sense.
Belief in God is not incompatible with acceptance of science, such as evolution. That’s the problem I have with how you were raised. Chapter 1 of Genesis wasn’t meant to be a scientific paper. At the time it was written, human beings would have been incapable of understanding evolution, and it wasn’t the point.
ohhhhh…
we just got rickrolled…
Nice hoax!
Rick Astley LOL!
Still hate cristians though!
You honestly scare me.
I hope the kind of reasoning you do here is an isolated case and not something that has spread over the minds os some people, or worse yet, somthing that was spawned by an educational system.
The kind of thinking you exercise it to the world as a wisdom teeth are to the human dentition: useless and possibly painful.
EPIC TROLL.
27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
If I would not reread the post two times, I would not have noticed.
But you, admin, still FAIL. It is not nice to take on such sensible issue. I hope a piano falls on you when you walk down the supermarket.
God didn’t say don’t truly belive what you read on the internet or “Gonna” please put REAL qoutes (I have the NKJV and read gennises)
The 21st of october you and everyone else who belives in any kind of god or whatever will be proven wrong forever. Thank fuck for that!! Hail LHC and praise to dark matter and higgs boson
Yeah cause the self-proclaimed atheism brigade sure didn’t make themselves look like total douchebags here….
Most. Elaborate. Internet. Hoax. Ever.
Great work!
I was on the satire/not satire fence until I read the Rickroll. Well played.
It’s scary how far you can take satire of religious fundamentalists before people “get” that it’s satire.
Nice PR, dude!
That is and will be my opinion!
When we kill everyone who believes there will be less war and a peacefull world.
Best Rick Roll ever 😀
You really have left me with no choice… Brace yourself.
I will now point out some vital huge errors in your latest post:
Genesis 1:2 “And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.”
– The earth had a name, and it had a face. It existed, god just meerly gave it a more humbled appearance
Genesis 1:25 “God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds.”
– By using the words “according to their kinds”, that indicates that they already had existed or had been conceived to have existed and had preset behavioural patterns that god could not influence
Genesis 1:25 “…And God saw that it was good”
– If he saw that it was good then why did he have to destroy everything with the great flood?
Genesis 1:26 “Then God said, “Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, OVER ALL THE EARTH”
– Man to rule over the earth, not god (and god said that so it must be true…)
Genesis 1:27 “So God created man in his own image”
– So I was right about god being a horrible, cruel person. After all, look at what humanity has done to itself and the world we live in. Surely this isn’t the work of a god, more of a devil… Is god really Satan?
Genesis 6:7 “So the LORD said, “I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the earth–men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air–for I am grieved that I have made them.””
– So he really must’ve been wrong when he said in Genesis 1:25 “And God saw that it was good” I thought god was never wrong..? Also, if as the bible states “God created man in his own image”, he must hate himself seeing that he essencially destoyed himself, as we were an image of god?
Genesis 8:21 “The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood.”
– But if we were made in god’s image, surely it is god himself who’s heart is evil and not our own?
I think I’m starting to work out a lot more how this god bloke works…
You my friend are an absolute legend!!!! this is by far the best rick roll i have ever seen! well played LMFAO
Well for me it was an obvious troll from the beginning x’D
A good one. A real good one, fooled so many and they STILL don’t get it. You beat them all. This gave me the best laughs in ages.
man if this is indeed a joke, it is a brilliant one. web 2.0 has never been this clever!
I am Jesus. You are a dumbass. Burn in hell.
Thank you.
I think I just had a recollection from a past life.
400 years ago Will Wright was Galileo Galilei and you were the Pope.
At least the Pope used his real name when trying to defame or debate another persons beliefs mr Admin.
Hehe. Very good.
Whoa, now. Spore teaches EVOLUTION? If anything, it teaches intelligent design. YOU, the CREATOR, get to DESIGN the CREATurE INTELLIGENTLY. This is not a random buildup of mutations, but a guided process. Your argument is over.
From your own blog, and in response:
In Genesis 1:2 there is more talk about God’s work. “And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.”
But, “God” contradicts himself through the Bible – the word of “God”; Genesis…
God creates light and separates light from darkness, and day from night, on the first day. Yet he didn’t make the light producing objects (the sun and the stars) until the fourth day (1:14-19). 1:3-5
Plants are made on the third day before there was a sun to drive their photosynthetic processes (1:14-19). 1:11
“He made the stars also.” God spends a day making light (before making the stars) and separating light from darkness; then, at the end of a hard day’s work, and almost as an afterthought, he makes the trillions of stars. 1:16 “And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth.” 1:17
The Bible talks about a world-wide flood that covered earth in 5.5 miles of water and killed everything, yet we know it never happened. That is clear from the archaeological record.
The belief in “god” seems to be ubiquitous through the ages.
We know, for example, that the ancient Egyptians believed in their gods so fervently that they built massive structures like the Great Pyramid — still today one of the largest and most enduring human constructions ever created. Despite that fervor, however, we know with complete certainty today that the Egyptian gods were imaginary. We don’t build pyramids anymore and we do not mummify our leaders.
More recently we know that tens of millions of Romans worshiped Jupiter and his friends, and to them they built magnificent temples. The ruins of these temples are popular tourist attractions even today. Yet we know with complete certainty that these gods were imaginary because no one worships Zeus any more.
Much more recently, we know that the Aztec civilization believed in their gods so intensely that they constructed huge temples and pyramids. In addition, Aztecs were so zealous that they were sacrificing hundreds of human beings to their gods as recently as the 16th century. Despite the intensity, however, we know today that these gods were completely imaginary. The Aztecs were insane to be murdering people for their gods. Killing a person has no effect on rainfall or anything else. We all know that. If the Aztec gods were real, we would still be offering sacrifices to them.
Today’s “God” is just as imaginary as were these historical gods. The fact that millions of people worship a god is meaningless.
The “God” and the “Jesus” that Christians worship today are actually amalgams formed out of ancient pagan gods. The idea of a “virgin birth”, “burial in a rock tomb”, “resurrection after 3 days” and “eating of body and drinking of blood” had nothing to do with Jesus. All of the rituals in Christianity are completely man-made. Christianity is a snow ball that rolled over a dozen pagan religions. As the snowball grew, it freely attached pagan rituals in order to be more palatable to converts.
The Bible is FULL of contradictions and irregularities. Is man perfect? No. Yet he is created in god’s image…. so either god is not perfect; or we were not created in his image.
And finally… for those reading the comments who would like a laugh (more than what is already supplied by teh anonymous concerned christian…):
Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian
10 – You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 – You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 – You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 – Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” including women, children, and trees!
6 – You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 – You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 – You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects – will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.”
3 – While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.
2 – You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 – You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history – but still call yourself a Christian.
www(dot)evilbible(dot)com/Top_Ten_List.htm
Congratulations. you’ve made internet history
Understand your beliefs?
Why should I even take a second to try and do that when you do nothing of the sort for everyone else’s beliefs.
You are a horrible person.
Sterf.
Spore is a game, not some anti-god propaganda.
Listen, first of all, you’re making a large number of assumptions about your faith, and drawing conclusions about EA’s involvement in the spreading of the evolutionist theory. I am a Christian, and not just by word of mouth, either. You can trust me on that. I would not normally proclaim this, but I believe that you would discount what I have to say if I neglect to do so.
First, you need to realize that you cannot affirm that you are right and that everyone else that believes something different than you is wrong. Western culture is self-centered, and we tend to have this firm belief that we are always right and the other guy is wrong. This is not necessarily the case. Think on this: Tell me, where in the Bible does it say how God created the world? Where is the outline of his methods? Where is the timeline that says “although God is outside of time, He created the world in six days, by OUR measurement?” I don’t believe that it’s impossible to accept both creationism and evolutionary theory at the same time, while retaining the principles of my faith. To me, it also doesn’t matter if I’m wrong about how God did it. If I understood everything about God, I wouldn’t be human, would I?
Your “proof” is nothing of the sort. Have you ever taken a course in statistics? You have a sample of one individual, and you’re not looking into the details of that individual’s education, upbringing, or anything else. For all you know, that person could have been raised in a household that supports evolutionist theory in the first place. You ignorance and close-mindedness astounds me. If you ask me, you are also giving Christians a bad name, because it’s that kind of superior attitude and thought process that makes the world hate Christians as they do.
Among all the rubbish, there is some legitimately good advice peppered in your comments. It may sting to read most of them, but that’s what growing in your faith is about. You need to realize that this is absolutely not the best way to handle this, and that attacking another belief system like this will only bring more persecution right back to you. Right now, I’d venture to say you’re in a place where you need to learn to be more accepting of others. Yes, this game is an outrage to several people, including you. I’m shocked by some of its content, too, but guess what? It is absolutely NOT your or my decision to tell other people how to raise their own children. And you will fail miserably when you put forth such a biased attack on the game with a website like this. It is each family’s decision whether they let their children play the game or not. It’s more than fine to try to educate people about what they’re getting themselves into, but present the information in a neutral manner. Take care of it this way and I guarantee you won’t get 100+ comments a day, the bulk of which insulting your intelligence.
Further, don’t respond to the insults. You’re giving them power by taking what they’re saying and trying to throw it back at them in the false belief that you’re somehow above them. Please realize that you’re the one committing the first offense by insulting what many of them believe. Yes, many of those offended will respond with contempt, but do what you’re supposed to do as a follower of Christ. Turn the other cheek.
I love you, bravo.
All your arguments are based on the assumption that the bible is true, however only severely retarded human beings believe that crap.
vão se fuder bando de radicalistas filhas da puta, vão arrumar o que fazer, vão discutir o sexo dos anjos, que deve ser mais importante para vcs
At first they annoyed me, but now I’m starting to enjoy all of the idjit commentators posting multipage diatribes against an obvious rickroll. It demonstrates the awesome power of this particular rickroll.
Powerful it is…
I don’t think we should consider this game propaganda, the reason why Electronic Arts & Maxis created this game is mainly entertainment. There is no reason to get all upset about an INNOCENT game like this. It’s not a teaching of evolution. (In which I believe, but that’s not the point) For instance, it doesn’t say anything about darwin, the story doesn’t take place HERE, and, IT’S A GAME.
Oh yeah, I actually LOVED this one:
“So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science. ” <– I don’t think your passages are enough evidence friend.
So, let’s just put this stupid discussion to rest, and start worrying about actual PROBLEMS.
You’re just showing off with your cool imaginary friend. I made that too, when I was 4 years old and had a lack of understanding.
Because of people like you, we got those fucked up holy wars, and you still can’t see it. That’s really sad man. Really sad…
Because the best way to go is not the way of christianity, you just have to live everyday like it could be the last one. And appreciate others, their lifes, their interests and there beliefs.
lol win troll
inb4 dome
I’m not sure whether I’m more surprised that you bought a webdomain for this little stunt, or that so many people are still bothering to comment while not actually reading the post.
Either way I’m simultaneously amused and depressed. Congratulations.
“I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in”
and that, ladies and gentlemen, proves that this person is NOT a christian, unlike me!
This is truly the greatest Rick Roll of all time. And the fact that people still argue about your opinions is ridiculous. HEY, EVERYONE! IT’S A GODDAMN JOKE! IT’S BULLSHIT! HE TRICKED EVERYONE (including me)!
OH shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s just a GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have your faith, but nobody needs to trust the same things that you trust.
por fim.. vai tomar no cu!!!
pensa que só a sua religiao é a certa…
cada um tem a sua fé e acredita no que quiser..
e tambem que se foda o que todos pensam.. É SÓ um JOGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Se não quer que seu filho aprenda o evolucionismo nao compra a porra do jogo pra ele…
simples…
em ingles agora:
If you dont want that your son learn the evolucionism, don’t buy the game, very easy!!!!
Buy a bible to him..
some dutch might know this:
Its written, therefore its true! /me writes on a note: I Am God :p
Read the last 6 lines of the blog people!
Epic stuff this. should be a award for this stuff, you got my vote for sure
oh and P.S.: I’m going to open up a textprogram so I can begin writing a counter-essay on this matter.
“Everyone I am sure knows the passage that in the beginning God created heaven and earth. But there is more then just this one that people remember.
In Genesis 1:2 there is more talk about God’s work. “And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.”
So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science. From this God moved to creating all the creatures, notice there is never talk of creatures ‘evolving’ into other creatures, instead God is able to make the creatures as he will including man.”
Right, so because some fictional story book tells you something, you believe it?.
Why don’t you believe Hindu creation myths?, or how come you don’t believe Mordor and Sauron the dark lord doesn’t exist in Middle-Earth (which you also unlikely believe exists)?.
Seriously, what crazy kind of insane gullibility do you have?.
If you truly believe half the crap you do, then man, you actually need to be studied by medical science, because I wanna know what causes you.
If your a troll, GG sir, GG.
Also Spore’s tag line is “How will you create the Universe?”. Read that tag line again, mull on it, dwell, savour its words, look carefully at the words, CREATE and UNIVERSE.
Now, actually try the game for yourself, try out the CREATURE CREATOR, CREATE the creature to your own liking, and when you are pleased with it, release it upon the world.
Now, Mr CREATIONIST, tell me that a game with a creature CREATOR thats about CREATING things to your own liking and shaping the UNIVERSE to your will somehow honestly in any way denounces the concept of creation.
Man I’m an atheist but even I know this game is about creation if anything.
It’s just a game, you are taking it to seriously.
God is a matter of faith, if you believe in creationism it’s your truth, doesn’t mean that will be my truth too…
Go and get yourself some real problems… or be happy with having such a beautyful life where a computer game is the worst thing that could happen to you…
God made Will Wright, and Will Wright made an incredible game.
And God unfurtunately made you(Admin) and your Brain to think this crap!!!!!!
That new post clearly shows you don’twant to listen to ppl’s comments.
What’s the point making a blog if you don’ t read the comments of your articles?
And do’ t tell me you read them, cause if you would, you would change your mind just a bit and realize that the joke is over.
If not, then go fuck yourself with your blind fuckminded fundies fellas.
I really believe in everything you wrote… I just can’t believe in god… I don’t know… It just doesn’t make any sense…
From now on you shall be known as god of rickroll!
If this is real (and I really don’t know if it is) they I feel sorry for the poster. So twisted and wrapped up in this religious fundamentalism that they (I can’t tell if its he or she) can’t even open their eyes and look around at the world themselves.
Its a pity frankly, and I do feel sorry for this poor individual, and their son.
y so serious ? <3 funny funny
I had a word with Jebus.(he works down my local Aldi) He said it was fine to play Spore. As long as you don’t go making penis monsters!!
You are a LOSER… GET A LIFE…. and take you religious BS and stuff it up your ass… NO ONE CARES… if you want to follow that religion, fine… but dont bring that FAKE ASS story upon the rest of the world. You have the right to state your views… but I think you fighting a lost cause…. quit while youre ahead…. LOSER
a school
ever been there?
I’m having a hard time deciding whether or not you are serious here. If this is a joke, then I have to say, it’s quite well done!
But, just in case it isn’t, here’s my two cents:
First of all, I’m a fellow Christian, and I understand the desire to stand up for what’s right in God’s eyes. On the other hand, the Bible itself says that the secular world operates in a different way, and that we shouldn’t expect non-Christians to behave as Christians are commanded to.
That being said, I should tell you that I’m also a gamer, and have tried Spore myself. It’s just a fun game, and I don’t believe it’s any more insulting to God than Monopoly or Go Fish. If you do not wish to have the game in your house, then that’s fine, but I think that it’s not just unfair, but downright unbiblical to try and make non-Christians behave as if they were servants of Christ.
I think you need to also take a break from the computer. Perhaps taking a walk would be a good idea, methinks. Perhaps go to the park, and do some reading or writing..?
Your sister in Christ,
~Lady Tam Li~
I highly recommend the creator of this site watch the movie, “Inherit the Wind”, a classic starring Spencer Tracy. I think the topic of that film is relevant here.
Wouldn’t it be the greatest joke in the history of the world if the bible actually rick-rolled people?
Personally, I think it’s high time we accepted the lord Rick Astley as our lord and saviour.
That said your satire is almost a little too convincing. Of course it does serve to illustrate how the idiots of the current generation are incapable of actually READING SOMETHING before jumping on the hate-wagon.
OH LAWD I THOUGHT THAT THIS GAME WAS HEAVENLY
I THOUGHT IT WAS A WEAPON OF GOD ITSELFFF
If this is a hoax then;
a) You’ve got way too much time on your hands
b) To purchase a URL just for this you’ve got to have way too much money
c) You’re a disgrace to Christians
d) You’re a disgrace to gamers
e) You’re just a fucking troll
Ehm… You show all the “proves” that god exists, maybe you should realise that there’s a lot of proves that the bible has been wrong A LOT of times….
Please remember that the earth is flat and that the biggest slaughter of civilians ever was based on the christian religion.
love you!… :S
Wow, this site rules, this is the BEST viral advertise machine I have ever seen…
Oow.. wut? You are serious??? OM…..G…… (sorry for that G, but I dont think you understand internet language at all… based on the fact that you got zero knowledge about GAMES….)
I have got ONE simple question… have you ever heared about the game
POPULOUS
Just wiki it… oow wait, don’t… it will make you a sinner…
Epic fail… that is all I got to say… but still it was a good laugh… I will send it to all my friends who like good humor, especially when its NOT intended to be funny, because we love sarcasm, as much as God does.
http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe%27s_Law#Known_parodies
If Genesis 8:27 really read, “Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet,” I might not be an atheist.
I really don’t understand why can’t ppl read the whole post before commenting? Just a bunch of idiots. Like 70% of them seem to be really mad and deadly serious about this. :’D
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Poe's+Law
LoL, this is really funny 😉
I have to say, srsly, awesome troll! GJ indeed!
reading it in the bible does not make it true. i understand your beliefs as i raised in them too, but when you realize that the bible is meant to be a book of teaching through metaphor and not a literal history book… you’ll not only become a more intelligent person but a better christian..
Fantastic site! Completely fell for it until the last paragraph!
Let me quote this “In Genesis 1:2 there is more talk about God’s work. “And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.”
So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science. From this God moved to creating all the creatures, notice there is never talk of creatures ‘evolving’ into other creatures, instead God is able to make the creatures as he will including man.”
I am sorry to say it, but you’re wrong. The Bible has been written and rewritten by man, so nothing is clear. Any book written 2000 years ago could have been changed thousands of times to turn information into something completely different.
Mr Pan @~213: You are a fuckwit.
I hate to call people names, but seriously, you reposted the “Biblical” passages to your own blog, responded to them line-by-line, and didn’t realize that they contained RICK ASTLEY LYRICS, or that they mentioned the INTERNET and Poe’s Law?
Fuckwit.
Hi there!
I work with science everyday.
So I asked him whethere he created the world or not and he admitted he was involved, but insisted it was a mistake, and that he was young and needed the money. So there are a few bugs. Still he reassured me he and god were about to reboot and install a new version. With new features! And touchscreen!
You, the creator of this website, have my permission to choke yourself.
I´m very amused about this site and it´s content. How stupid can some people be in this time, in the 21st century?
It´s only a game, that´s simulate life and has nothing to do with any kind of god or religion. Otherwise we can accuse you to prescribe us what we have to think or do and in a free country, as the US see itselves, it´s not correct.
I´m looking forward to this game and hope, that your attempt to sabotage this game fail sooner than the sun goes down today.
and where does the bible tell you: and God created the personal computer and saw it was good?
yeah and some people were raised to belief in science… Please let it be and close this site.
Haha, awesome! You rickroll’d everyone, and it’s funny how people still flames you! You’re my hero now!! 😛
Hahahahha!
Why did it have to end? 🙁
have you even played the game or are you basing your views of videos on youtube?
Or….. you can see this game as the final judgement… Go and hide in your basement!!!
Hello,
your website makes me ashamed of my religion. Ashamed of being a Christian. Is this religion not about respect? Respecting other beliefs? Then why would you only have creationism taught, because you believe so? How about other theories? This is ridiculous.
Your crusade against gaming industry is ludicrous. You American fundamentalists are making life increasingly difficult for other, less conservative Christians around the world. Every time I let people know I’m a Christian, I get strange looks and people take it as a fairytale.
Please stop this, respect other opinions. You’re making a fool out of yourself, and giving Christians worldwide a bad name.
– A Christian from Norway
Ma’am, no offense to you or your beliefs, but you are opposing other peoples beliefs. Believe creationism? Fine. Believe evolution? Fine. But I don’t think you have the right to attack other people’s believes because they’re not like yours. You are in no position nor right to teach others about God, if they want to learn, they will learn. Also, the “poor girl”, she merely told the truth, these things have been uncovered and have been confirmed. It’s quite sad that you can not accept the fact that Spore is just a GAME and not meant to convert people or whatever. Also, look further, creationism exists within the game. You can, in fact, choose the space stage and make a perfect being that needs no further evolution.
Pretty sure this will fall on deaf ears, but who knows.
So I understand that you disagree with evolution, but isn’t the entire premise of Spore the fact that you design the creatures and therefore, isn’t Spore advocating Intelligent Design in it’s very design?
At the least, it seems to me to be a mixture of evolution and intelligent design.
The world is laughing at you.
Lmao this just gets better and better i mean this can’t be real no one is this sheltered in this day and age brilliant hoax site …. but if it is real ….. only in america is all i can say
“Troll of the century”
This is the best spoof site ever.
You are so convincing with that creationist argument. If I didn’t know you were joking I’d think you were one of those disillusioned god fearing people who use religion as an answer to things normal human common sense answers.
So clever. Man you should get in contact with some of those TV studios. You could get your own show!!
Wicked. I haven’t laughed out loud like that since the Jehovah’s Witnesses came to my door and started telling me their limited views on the world around them.
One day I hope for no organised religion. Just an understanding of the human self and nature. Being at one with the universe requires no money, no book, no leader, no scripture. Just you.
Xron :”As I gathered, in spore you are required to make decisions about the direction in which your creature develops. That to me sounds more like an ‘intelligent design’ kind of environment than evolution.”
Nice Xron, almost exactly what i wrote in last post. but yea i agree, a evulution game would be werry boring if you could not interfere… its like to watch a movie.
i can’t believe people think “creationism” is real. c’mon, it’s pure CRAP. Science provides proof, religion instead makes you blindly believe things like this.
i’d really LOVE to see hospitals refusing to cure people like YOU (you talk sh*t about science, i suppose then that you also hate the stem cell’s researches: you hate science so science should hate you).
go suck a bible!
RICKROLLED! By an anti-spore website! I can’t believe it!
YOU, sir, are a genius 😀
Shut up. Already. Will Wright wasn’t trying to teach evolution, he made an innovative game that’s for entertainement purposes. Only shitheads would take it seriously -_-
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able, and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
epic troll is epic. wp anon.
Arrr, may a soggy meatball curse thee admin, His Pastaness make no distinction ‘tween false believer or non-believer. To the briny depth you scurvy wench.
You take conclusions from the Bible as definitive and undoubted. That is unacceptable!
You can’t form questions about the world yourself. Your vision, your opinion, your way of life is so intrinsically related to the Bible, that you don’t even consider that are other people who pray for a different invisible god than yourselves.
People who can’t distinguish this are as radicals as some islamic persons you reject.
Pity.
As long as there are people who can’t formulate questions (and question the World itself, if needed) and think of themselves, we’ll still be in Middle Age.
So, what you’re saying is that just because it says so in a book, it’s true? Because I’m pretty sure I’ve read somewhere that the world was created by the penis creatures from the planet Xargorf 9 billion years ago.
Its people like you that scare the shit out of me!
Hello. I’m from Sweden and I have played spore.
You shouldn’t think bad about the game. The children will learn about the evolution theory sooner or later in school.
You should be thankful, because now your son have somthing to do when he is bored.
How can you think that you can teache somthing about the creation with your belifes but not another person with a difrent belive.
One question:
How can you belive in a book that has been rewriten over and over through over 1500 years.
I belive more on the muslims belives because there books has never been rewriten.
tu eres un gilipollas
those obsessed with religion cocoon
Spore alive
ultraspore
Everyone believing God made the world is just stupid, sorry. WE LIVE IN 2008!!!! There is no such thing as a “God” – this is ridicoulus…. seriously
In a world where people die every day from starvation and disease, where all of humanity faces climate change, poverty, mental illness and a host of other global perils, the best cause you could think of, the best contribution you could make, was this!?
Shame on you. Do you think that your Lord and Savior would rather you be spending time badmouthing pop culture or helping to heal this world.
On another note, the entire universe is a symphonic praise of God. The existence of so much complexity, so many beautiful, harmonious physical and natural processes that have coalesced perfectly and allowed us to come into being, why does that have to be sacrilegious?
I am a Christian and a proud believer in evolution. We can’t pretend to understand the process of creation, and God’s methods of creation certainly deserve more credit than a paragraph in the bible. Our whole world has always been an exaltation of God, and it is so so sad that you are unable to rejoice in His creation.
Has anyone given adminanon his reward of one shiny bucket of internets yet?
F*ck you, F*ck your Jesus, and especially F*ck Rick Ashley. I hate that song.
I can’t believe you’d try to get me messed up in your sick creationist rant admin. I want to state for the record that I do not endorse your position, this site’s position, or the positions of any of the posters here, or Will Wright. I’ve been stood up, messed around and taken for a fool. But next time round, i’m gonna change the rules, and I don’t care about the things people say. It’s you I think about each and every day.
You got that admin, I’m thinking about you, are we clear…
Lol
i just saw a spore advert at the bottom of the page
very anti spore
EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC RICKROLL! AND FAGGETS ARE STILL BAWWWWING ABOUT IT!
HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11th FAGGETS! YOU JUST LOST!
HOLYSHIT SO MUCH FUCKING WIN.
go get raped jesuslover!
You sir win a the intertubes.
You’re just a dumb deluded bitch if you honestly think that god made this world. Science proves PROOF as in SOLID PHYSICAL EVIDENCE that EVERYTHING in the bible regarding creationism is FALSE. If you were brought up thinking this is true then your parents are even dumber than you and should have been arrested for child abuse. It is IMPOSSIBLE for a flood of any proportion for any duration of time, to affect the geological evidence of the Earth being more than six thousand, sixty thousand, or whatever number creationists dipshits like you want to pull out of your ass. ALL of modern biology is founded under the pretense that the everything in the theory of evolution is true, it still stands as the foundation of biology for a reason.
Ahahahaha,
One of the best rickrolls I’ve never seen. Read that last paragraph and was like “… wait a second O.o”.
I lol’d, good job! I take my hat off to you 😀
Hi!
It is good to see that you stand up for what you believe in. That I admire about you. I do not agree with you, but I do know that the world needs people who are not afraid to debate in a serious way.
Now, the thing I do not like about you is your arguments. I would have hoped that you would come up with realistic arguments for your belief system, but this does not occur. In the hundred years christians have tried to prove that the earth is 6000 years old, that evolution is a fraud, that science is a lie, they have not achieved anything other that strenghtening scientific theories. What that strikes me is that not a single argument stands up to scrutiny. Is this not strange? After 100 years, you guys have not been able do disprove science. What does that tell us about who is realisticly right?
Hum.. Not you, I think.
There is something else as well. You being a creationist makes me assume that you are american, am i right? America is the moust freedom-loving country I know of (at least in theory, despite the fact that you guys love to force your ideas upon all of us.) Is it not strange that you have such a hard time accepting that the majority of the civilized world believe in the far-more-plausible-theory-than-crationism evolution? Why won’t you just make your own creationist-game and let the rest do as they like?
Yours, Harald
You are a disgrace to Christians. Christianity is not the only belief in this world and we have no say in what non-believers do. We can not force our beliefs upon them, only hope to guide them on the true path to god. We are not Judges of the people.
epic rickroll is epic
Commenting article’s that you didn’t read to the end – best proof that some bipeds didn’t evolve (yet?)
You can be too stupid to wipe your own ass, but make sure it doesn’t stop you from posting comments.
LEAVE THIS PLANET!!!1!!!11!!
To the author:
We’re past the era of human existence where a Christian can live in blind, faithful innocence. A child’s innocence is precious, but an innocent child will be eaten alive by this world. You refer to “science” making the earth… but nobody has ever hypothesized science as a force, and that choice of words makes you appear ignorant. You don’t need to shy away from other points of view. Standing strong in your faith in the presence of other points of view will make you stand out… and that’s what Christ really wanted.
To the commenters:
You all make me sick. The internet is a cesspool of seething intolerance, and hateful rationalization. It wasn’t that long ago that athiests were quietly begging for tolerance just so their opinion could be heard. You gain some vocal following, and suddenly you don’t care about tolerance anymore…. you’re right! At the end of the day, you should remember this: creationism is a belief, and evolution is a theory. I can’t prove what I believe to you, and you truly can’t prove what you believe to me.
In the end, it’s all belief, and hating someone for their beliefs is a step backwards no matter what you believe. Let’s move past all this stupidity so the aliens will stop ignoring us, and come elevate us to the next level of existence. I’m going to be a being of pure energy! weeeeeeeeeeee!
God just called and he wanted me to thank you for creating this site. He isn’t enjoying Spore so much and is having more fun with mercs 2.
He will send you a cookie later.
seriesly *sigh* it’s just a game :s. You spent hours and hours on this blog to get people to not buy this product of entertainment ?
The environment you were raised in might well “make you the woman you are today”, but it does not necessarily make the things that you learned true. You talk about Will Wright brainwashing society with his harmless video game, when you yourself have been brainwashed, in a way. And after all, I don’t think people will go to spore fore religious enlightenment or to complete a science project.
22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
…. we all just got rick roll’d in a blog post … lmao……
“Poe’s Law — Without a blatant display of humour, it is impossible to tell the difference between religious Fundamentalism and a parody thereof.”
That was the greatest rickroll I’ve ever witnessed.
You could have made it last even longer and people would have still kept coming back and bashing you!
Greatest. Hoax. EVER.
well actually i think you are a genius. It was stupid to create just another useless blog about spore… how many readers could you have? yourself, you mother and maybe your father and no1 else. instead you decide to create an argument-blog. Nice web marketing move. Oh, and yes, i understand your beliefs: marketing + link popularity + many quotations = many clicks and inpressions on you banner.
definitly you are a genius
good job man 🙂
Superb case of Poe’s Law, I’m loving the comments of worked up people more and more.
/salute
I always find it funny with the first chapters of the bible, see you say it is all true and that, but just look at it. The first two chapters. First god creates adam and eve at the same time. in the second chapter he creates adam, then he does somethings and then he creates eve. Ofcourse I’m not a biblenut myself, so not sure about the chapters.
Things cant happen two different ways at the same time. Except in quantum physics, which YOU dont beleive in….
I think part of the problem that is going on here is that the bulk of you are ignorant as to the word of God.
I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.
I understand that everyone didn’t have the chance to be taught these things, and learn about God as my family did
so if I am going to have this kind of attention I should use it to help teach others about the words of God that
helped to shape me into the woman I am today.
“Let me just tell you, the way you are going now is not the way to open up people’s minds to the word of god.
the anger that you inspire will cause hatred towards christianity.”
Everyone I am sure knows the passage that in the beginning God created heaven and earth.
But there is more then just this one that people remember.
In Genesis 1:2 there is more talk about God’s work. “And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was
upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.”
So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science. From this God moved to creating all the creatures,
notice there is never talk of creatures ‘evolving’ into other creatures, instead God is able to make the creatures
as he will including man.
“actually, there is another possibility. God is playing Spore on “Reality”, to put it simply.
it is by his hand, and his designs that the world was shaped and that beings evolved.
that is my belief. along with, as you might have guessed by now, Hegelianism”
People of science claim that the Earth is the way it is because of millions of years of time and science
effecting it.
“it was never claimed that science affected the evolution of creatures.”
But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we were His creation and He then spoke to Noah
in Genesis 8:21-27 after the flood. “21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart:
“Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from
childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.”
24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”
27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
It’s these teachings that I’ve spent my life learning, believing and becoming, that have made me the woman
that I am today.
“more proof against your alledged Christianity: in my bible Genesis 8 ends at verse 22!”
Understand other peoples beliefs as well. Don’t try to enforce your values on other people who don’t believe. If you don’t like the game, don’t play it! Simple as that.
Christianity and other religions are brainwashing people, not video games.
OK look here I myself am not ignorant to the teachings of god I am 18 gone to church all my life went to catholic school all my life and so therefore I am not ignorant. You are not able to call anyone these things. I honestly am very offended because I know what and why I believe the things I believe. Throughout life I have always been taught that god loves everyone, flaws and all. I believe we are to live this way. Now, I don’t know everything, but I know you are full of yourself basically because you don’t follow what god has truly intended.
You are acting just like everyone you are talking about by putting down a beautiful piece of artistry. You have no room to speak, as follows I am not a strong follower anymore because people of the faith like you bashing video games. These things specifically have made me feel there is no god because of the fact that you can all be okay with saying you believe in god, and these things are wrong, but you know nothing about them. We are supposed to believe that everyone is here for a reason, so therefore these video games and creators are here for a reason. Not for controversy but for acceptance and understanding. Will Wright isn’t the wrong one in the equation, it is honestly you and all the other people who think they are so much further above other things.
This is hype site isn’t it?
There is no way someone can be this contextual about the Bible… I am christian and I myself know that the Bible is a huge joke…… Here we have a story’s wrote on a peice of toilet paper vrs. Fact….. you know what this site reminds me of… it reminds me of that old story I read in a history book about that teacher who wanted to teach evolution.. And all these bible freaks where againest it…… but guess what evolution won…… 10,000$ says this won’t be any diffrent.. you can’t just ask for support to bring down a game that “to you” teaches evolution.. well guess what… the catholic schools does to… and so does orther 90% of the world
And another 10$ says the Jewish schools do to… dare you to walk into there school and ask to bring it down in the name of the christian god for the reason of teaching evolution….
And besides… having seen the videos of pictures and movies about dicks and a naked woman poorly created.. you seem to try to get your point across… but the real point of the matter is if your children or you decide to make a penis then it was your’s or there choice… not the game designers.. they never “added” penises to the game you or your son did…
I think you should stop this whole thing before you make a bigger fool out of yourself…. that or you could admit its a hype site for your own creepy pleasure…
It’s amazing how many people didn’t read the whole post. However, this is an epic hoax, and whoever you are, I congratulate you on it.
You dont even realise when some one even more stupid than you hacks your site?
This site is very much real. The site looks like it has gotten hacked and others have added the ricky roll.
Creationism is the most stupid belief.
So. . . fuck You!
The God is not exist.
Your error appears to be in implicitly assuming literal Biblical Inerrancy. This proposition is not uniformly accepted (compare to literal Q’ranic Inerrancy), and may only be invoked as a primary assumption of Faith, rather than as an inference from more fundamental propositions. As a result, you appear to mistake “unbelieving” for “ignorant”, “belief that I was raised in” for “belief that is correct”, “clearly said that” for “clear that”, “we are taught and believe” for “it is true”.
Of course, I’m not sure where you found a copy of the Bible with a reference to Rick Astley and Poe’s law. =)
Dude!
You rock! Awesome site!
Super troll-tastic! I can’t get over how well this was put together and how willing people are to assume you are an ass.
Super Kudos to you!
Meli
lmao this poor server is going to melt soon if you keep this up…
classic hoax… love it… =)
Hm, do you really think it’s a hoax though? I’ve talked to religious fanatics like this, and they definitely do exist. Scary, but true.
What this site reinforces for me is that people who embrace religion to an extreme actually hurt their own cause. It’s actually pretty sad. I’m a Christian, and I play (and love) Spore. The game never once changed any of my personal beliefs. Evolutionary theory and religion can coexist–unfortunately a lot of religious extremists are quite narrow minded.
Will Wright is a genius when it comes to gaming, and those who call him a “brainwasher” are the MOST weak minded of us all!
“Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
Lol! R’Rolled half the world.. respect! 😀
LOL and I love the quote at the end. 🙂
For making me rage, i’ve hated you for days.
It was SO, SO worth it 😀
should’ve let the game come to you more.
I think it’s funny how the only people that saw god after he rose from the dead were the people who wrote the bible. That and the fact that whenever my pastor talks about Easter he says the Romans would have never left their post under penalty of death, my question has always been, “so what if they were just given orders to leave? Jesus was for all intensive purposes dead as a doornail, there were plenty of people at the time calling themselves the son of a god so it wasn’t unusual. Plus there was so much turmoil even during the ‘pax romana’ that there were more important things to do then make sure some corpse rotted behind a stone.” People always say “well you just have to have faith”, “faith” is for people that are content with dumb answers. I know this site is a fraud, but i just wanted to throw that out there. Plus, on topic, even if the scientists are wrong about evolution, it still gives us some kind of answer that could make even the slightest bit of sense instead of just “oh god created all that”, how am i supposed to believe that? Because if you say “faith” i’m going to have to hurt someone.
I see you feel the need to the game and yet you still feel the need to hide behind a company that will publicly register the domain to them and privately to you. You talk about the game being evil but you do not even have the courage to stand up in front of everyone and say “I “insert name here” believe this game is wrong.”
Hahaha, the “proof” tag cracked me up! Great site 😀
HAIL JESUS ,HAIL JESUS
The evils insade yours
idiots
GOD IS DEAD STUPIDS FANATICS
I love SPORE ,I LOVE KAOS ,i love drugs ,i LOVE SEX ,LONG LIVE THE PORN ,GUNS ,VIDEOGAMES ,MAGIC (K)
sorry my inglish sucks but my PAGAN MIND IS THE BEST OF THE UNIVERSE
There is no God. Get a life and stop bitching about it. You don’t believe in Odin, Sventhevith, Zeus, Ra, Quetzalcoatl, and you don’t believe in 999999 other gods that humans invented. So why do you insist on stating that this 1000000th human fabrication does exist?
*laughs* Yeah, this was classic, to those still commenting, please read the “verses” at the end, she just rickrolled the site. 😉
@Roxielle: Yeah, I know they’re out there. =/
Ok, I’m agnostic so I don’t give too shits that you’re a Christan, But seriously, WHAT THE HELL!
Everything you written relies on the book of Genesis as “proof”.The old testament was written for the Jews AND not everything written in it applies to christianity today, otherwise we would be sending goats into the desert to carry our sins away.
I’ll accept your beliefs when:
1) you stop preaching yours to people who don’t want to hear it
2) stop all the slanderous remarks against Will Wright, he is a great man and a well respected game designer, the real monster here is you
3) you accept other people’s beliefs, i don’t deny the existence of god, but do not believe in religion, but i also accept that people do take their beliefs seriously. but that doesn’t mean you can start preaching
I’m still not sure whether or not his is a hoax, some /b/tard off 4chan, or just another crazy religious nut, enjoy the money you are getting from advertising, i hope it makes up for the directed hatred of the internet
You deserve a medal for that joke. 🙂
HAhahahaahahahHAhaAHHahHAaHhAhahAHaHahhahAhAhahAhAhaHAh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My lord you are a idiot! If you have Jesus in your herdh stop write this stupid thinks! sory my poor english!
You…are a genius. 😀
For the hoax/rick roll, not for what is actually said. Hehe. My apologies to all the people on here slagging you off because they obviously skimmed instead of reading God saying “Never gonna give you up~”
successful troll is successful. also, toasting epic bread and so on
OK people, listen up 1 spore is a decent game ITS NOT GREAT but its decent. Its special in its own, the way of being original in a mediocre gaming world.
The idiot who runs this website is one of those christan suprieists, the same ones that say all other religions are bad and not to mention most christens are fucking retarted when they belive the bible is true.
1, The bible is a mixture of much older and spread out texts. Hell, even the Catholic church admits to changing the bible over the years ITS IMPOSSIBLE to find a original, why you may ask, because they burned them all to keep the Christan people stupid.
The only real things you should take seriously from any religion is normal common since for anyone with a I.Q. over 12. Don’t steal, don’t rape, don’t lie, don’t do ass hole things, and Christians are the biggest ass holes around.. fucking hypocrites.
2, It’s a fucking video game people SO BIG DEAL. Also about the nudity thing, you have to download a spore cast to even get their content, and ya can see most of it upfront, so there is not really a chance of running into a world filled with penis monsters. Also if ya cant take a Lil nudity and are so afraid of your own body, you fail to realize 2000 years ago it was good deal to fuck a 12 year old girl or a 10 year old boy, or castrate this 12 year old boy so he could sing soprano for the rest of his life.
also to the owner of this blog SUCK MY Monsters gigantic robotic pulsating penis of fury, why because hes a religious zealot taking over the galaxy!
Best spoof site I’ve ever seen; you’ve succesfully proved atheists are bigger whiners and every bit as petty, venal, abusive, aggresive, malicious and generally unpleasant and enormously fucking stupid as the God squad. And you’ve proved it in such a short time.
All religious debate (as we now live in a world where death threats, dick waving and name calling is classified as debate) should be banned. GTFO MY INTERNET YOU DUMB WHINING COCKSUCKERS.
Also: Note that no Xtians have come here to argue with you all? That’s because they really don’t give a shit what you think. No one does.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw somewhere else.
TeeHee, LOVE the comment!
To the “Admin”, I HAVE done the research. I HAVE read a Bible. It’s BECAUSE of that research and reading the Bible that I am Non-Religious Agnostic.
Indeed, just reading your comments is sufficient for me to not want my child exposed to the beliefs of such a religion. From bigotry and hate to lies and deceit, I consider the version of Christianity that you promote to be unsuitable, dishonorable, and unethical, and, in fact, the worshipping of a Demon-Pretender-To-The-Throne-Of-Heaven.
The one consistant fact about religion is that “God” is made in the image of the believer. Proof? Look at just the major religion known as Christianity. Now, look at all the diverse beliefs within that religion. Some favor bigotry and hate while others do not. And many have other differences regarding historical events.
They can’t ALL be right.
So, the evidence points to religion having a great deal of made up aspects. If I wanted to believe in a confirmed made up reality, I’d believe that Humanity was nothing more than a failed experiment in Unified Diversity created, not by a supreme being, but by technologically advanced beings millions of years ago.
You can say “The Bible says so, so it’s true”, but that’s blind faith, not fact.
Science provides theoretical data which can be tested scientifically. One does not HAVE to blindly accept what is told. Using available technology, one can prove or disprove the claims of evidence. The religious texts such as the Bible do NOT offer such evidence. The only claims of evidence by religious “scientists” are to automatically assume that an unproveable entity exists and then create “evidence” around the unprovable entity. Even String Theory has more backing it up than creationism.
Andrew
Go fuck yourself you fucking religious holy shit.Spore is a great game.Your god is a holy shit imaginary man created by holy shit idiot guy.
You win at the internets!
Congratulations on keeping it up for so long, I’d have cracked after the first day or so.
A woman?So it’s no use calling you a fag… Just a joke, I don’t have anything against you but you can’t generalize christian people just because you don’t like a children’s game(no offense to the players) and its creator.I am christian and I had Science classes, I know that evolution exists and will never end.If we didn’t evolve, I wouldn’t be in my computer and you wouldn’t have any game to hate.
I can’t believe that a) people are still falling for this and b) people aren’t bothering to read the comments beforehand so they don’t look like a complete dick when posting.
KISS MY PAGAN ASS
2000 AÑOS DE QUEJARSE Y DESEAR LA DESTRUCCION DE LO QUE NO ENTIENDEN:
Esto me hace acordar ya a NOO ESA CARTA MAGIC TIENE UN DEMONIO DIBUJADO ,, DUNGEON AND DRAGONS tiene dragones que son siervos de satan.Ese juego es muy violento ,la evolución es una mentira de judíos diabólicos ,los musulmanes tienen demasiadas esposas, los paganos tenían leones con dietas diabólicas, la vecina tiene las tetas mas turgentes que yo en el nombre de cristo es una bruja……
JURO POR EL CORAZÓN SANGUINOLENTO DE JESUCRISTO QUE NO SOY UN FANÁTICO!! palabras de algún inquisidor como ustedes estúpidos cristianos fanaticos yanquis …
NOTA MENTAL: Si los judeocristianos fueron creados a imagen y semejanza de su dios ,YABE ES UN PEDAZO DE MIERDA CÓSMICA!
YO SOY UN HIJO DE LA TIERRA Y DEL COSMOS no de un estúpido que crea la tierra en 7 días y le sale mal todo jajaj ,sus hijos son tentados por la serpiente ,, su pueblo esparcido ,, su hijo clavado en un pedazo de madera y muchos de sus otros fracasos.
Great site, very funny stuff. Sad that soo many people cant read the last paragraph in your post and discern that it is mainly rick ashtley (sp?) lyrics.
Keep it going, let the hate continue. I’ll definitely be checking back here for awhile to see new content.
You, sir/miss are a truly epic troll, I am in awe. Nice work.
Psst, you have an ad on your page for a game where the goal is to kill other people.
Thou Shalt Not Kill?
epic roll mate, kudos.
for those of you still railing on these “crazy Christian beliefs” you just got rolled hard, quit bitching and start laughing.
“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you~~”
Arrrgh when I first read this the very first thing that popped into my head was poe’s law. But the more I read the more convinced I became you were serious, to the point I decided to blog about how stupid you were being. And now you go and prove that my first thoughts were right.
I’m guessing that you actually have the game and rather like it, thanks for the chuckles.
I’m at a loss of words here. You’re upset about people (not EA) creating creatures with female/male organs. Love is not permitted but you’re entirely fine with other games where you can shoot people in the head? You need to reprioritize, maybe get another braincell or two. I’m sure you’re a nice person, but seriously, put this blog down. You’re only making yourself look dumb.
Dude – that is one awesome Rick Roll.
How long is it gonna take for people reading this till they understand that its a (very, very good)hoax?
This made me laugh a whole lot, thanks.
To those of you posting pro-evolution comments: I suggest you read the article in its entirety, otherwise you may look a little silly, seriously.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!!
I officially love you.
I am a Christian and I don’t see anything wrong with Spore. It is a great game and I enjoy it. What else is there to say?
I think that is one of many reasons, why more and more europeans are laughing about the typical US-american, right-winged lunatics. You americans are really really strange people. Not in a positive way of thinking, of course. At least that’s entertainment for us, looking over the great ocean to see what your population is doing there … 😉
But … seeing all the ads on this page, the purpose of it should be clear. I hope so.
Persistent and incredibly hard working troll is persistent and incredibly hard working.
Is this fucking serious? If you are… the whole concept of creationism is retarded if you look at scientific evidence and findings of historic creatures. If you are not serious, this is a fantastic joke 🙂
Brilliant hoax, well done! 🙂
(looks like most people didn’t read this post all the way to the end…)
I was all upset about your website at first, so congrats on keeping up the hoax for so long (and so convincingly).
Alright, read the whole thing now. Fantastic, well played Anon. You just won one internet. ^^
I’d like to shove the LHC up your ass and fire cancer at you.
Manually
XD
Congrats!! You must me one of the dumbest humans alive on this earth. Sure hope this is a joke though…
Il y en a qui sont atteint quand même…
Au bucher Sale boeuf ! xD laissez moi rire
ce n’est qu’un jeu pas de panique, il ne vont pas remplacer la Bible par ce jeu.
don’t worry, Be happy, enjoye yourself…
You sir, are quite the mighty fgt.
FAIL
Fucking win. I had a feeling it was a troll, but still raged. Well played sir!
So God said
`I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the earth–men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air–for I am grieved that I have made them`
I appreciate your beliefs. But, if you are going to suggest that people just don’t understand yours, you may be subject to the contrary argument that perhaps you just do not understand either.
I suggest you read ‘The God Delusion’ by Richard Dawkins. With this you’ll find a solid grounding, perhaps, as to why so many people have attacked you and your beliefs.
No one will ever be able to change your mind, and you have a right to it. Enjoy willful ignorance and its fruits.
Fuck religion, just a big fat lie. Science is the answer for everything, you just have to understand it.
So god said
`I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the earth–men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air–for I am grieved that I have made them`
But, he did not do that! So it was a lie, thus it is a bible flaw and it is not true!
Nerver Gonna Give You Up
Never gonna let you down
Sorry… But the one writing this should really get out of the Christianity nutcase and show some cultural understanding. Its like your belief is the only one in the world, which is luckily not the case.
thank you Tomah! many people think that this is a common belief in christianity, I’m glad that there are some people who say different!
Please study Buddhism if you want a realistic approach to the world that can be proven and lived on a daily basis.
This is the biggest pile of wank ever..
God you are stupid . Your pathetic god and ignorant views of how the world was created out of FEAR and IGNORANCE. Do you really think in your PEA-SIZED brain that god created this world in 7 days. ALL of science and common logic (which you have none of either) PROVES you and your god theories to be dead wrong.
You are just like a typical christian, myopic viewpoint and you never look at from a realistic point of view, only from a one-sided point of view to PROVE to everyone your god exists. If you could look at it from a normal view, you would see god DOES NOT EXIST, but SCIENCE DOES and CAN BE PROVEN.
don’t insult us with your 3rd grade education
RICKROLLED!
Hahahaha! Gave me a laugh. This is the best Rickroll ever 🙂
God you are a stupid bitch. Your pathetic god and ignorant views of how the world was created out of FEAR and IGNORANCE. Do you really think in your PEA-SIZED brain that god created this world in 7 days. ALL of science and common logic (which you have none of either) PROVES you and your god theories to be dead wrong.
You are just like a typical christian, myopic viewpoint and you never look at from a realistic point of view, only from a one-sided point of view to PROVE to everyone your god exists. If you could look at it from a normal view, you would see god DOES NOT EXIST, but SCIENCE DOES and CAN BE PROVEN.
don’t insult us with your 3rd grade education you dumb bitch
stupid bitch
I would suggest you don’t label anyone as ‘ignorant’ in your posts, as it demonstrates an extreme disrespect for the beliefs of others (which is ironic coming from you based on what you post).
I respect your beliefs, and I respectfully disagree with them. I ask you give my beliefs the same respect, whether or not they are in-line with yours.
It is not that I was ‘without the benefit of the same upbringing that you had’, I actually was raised Christian – and when I reached College age I made an intelligent choice about the world around me and what I believed existed. I was not without opportunity, I made a choice.
A person being raised Christian, Hindu, Muslim, or whatever else has no benefit over anyone else. Each person has the right to choose what they believe, and all beliefs should be treated equally as long as they do no harm to those around them.
Whatever your beliefs, you should respect my choices as I respect yours.
I don’t see your problem. Most of the people don’t even believe in the big lie anymore. Some God (we never get to see) is there and made us out of his self image. If you can’t prove it by science, in my eyes and in lot’s of other eyes it doesn’t exists. If God made us into his self image, then why are there wars on this world? And people starving. If you can explain that sort of things and still believe in God, I’m impressed! There’s nothin wrong with Spore. It’s just a fun game to play from Electronic Arts. The church and it’s followers disallowed Science. Without science you couldn’t even have this webpage. So you believe in science? You’re not fully christian :O? You don’t believe a book and religion made by humans to controll other humans and be like a house ped and it’s owner?:O No!
believe what you want to believe, but keep it to yourself and don’t make such a fuzz about nothing. Thank you….
27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. ”
I said not such thing 🙂
Utterly brilliant viral marketing campaign EA. Bravo! Sheer genius!
Or… on the tiny, insignificant chance that this is what it appears to be, please get some professional help. Mental Illness doesn’t just affect yourself, it also affects your family!
What is SPORE? I came home and heard my sister laughing at the ignorant bastard who wrote this. So…I guess I’m going to play some SPORE now, sounds fun and educational =)
Thank you for sponsoring it!
Please remember not to take things so seriously. This is a game, if you personally find it offensive do not watch it or play it. But to be so unreasonable about a work of fiction and fantasy is utterly silly. Find more important issues to be worried about.
If you as a parent do not want your children playing it do not buy it for them. This is your responsibility.
P.S. Just because you believe in something does not make it right or wrong – it is just your belief and the rest of the world does not have to agree with you.
Thank you my friends!
I made a bet with some of my friends that a website like yours would “evolve” (get it) and it would be from some idiot in the USA.. Easiest $100 I ever made!
if you don’t like the game then don’t play it, is that so hard to do?
God is YOUR belief not OURS so don’t try to “CONVERT” US to something WE don’t believe in.
YOU DO have the right to say what YOU think.
But don’t try to persuade US to something else.
Jesus! This is just a game!! Take it easy!!
EPIC.
You have won the internet. I knew this wasn’t for real from the beggining, but the Rick Roll made me roflmao. Well Lulzed.
thats why i dont like religion… there are ppl like u “admin”
Let me break it down for in a civil manner. You talk of the Bible as being the book of all truth but tell me: is the bible not written by mortal men. Men who in the end knows nothing of a possible higher beings thoughts and acts. The writers did not vitness the beginning of the earth, neighter did they see the flood. The were mere mortals like you and me. They realized that people need guidance so they created a god and with him they went out to make the world a better place. This is many a sentury ago and they did not pocess the knowledge that we do and therefore they wrote as they did.
Well played, well played. Very well written my good friend. Touché.
A Rick Roll of trully epic proportions.
You know by stirring up this anti-Will Wright stuff your proving how immature you are. Come on, grow up. Seriously if you’re that obsessed with the dude, why don’t you fucking marry him instead of whinging on the internet about it. There’s a shit load of religious people that love Spore and you don’t see them complaining about it. I bet you want Spore banned don’t you? What’s next, forcing people to have the same beliefs as you? Let’s ban all other religions whilst we’re at it, and force people to go to church. We could ban sex as well, that’s a sin. You’re a fucking idiot.
sucks to be you, sucks to be you…
dude, we understand you beliefs just fine.
You don’t like facts, and have been risen in a setting that only believes what was written in some book several hundred years ago.
Get a grip queaf-tard, spore is a video game, something to be used and looked at for entertainment, it’s fiction. Just like your bible.
Fake. At least, I really hope so.
LOL, this is definately a hoax. Just read it till the end. The Rick Astley lyrics are a give-a-way ^^
Well..I’ve been reading this crap for a couple of days, and I finally had to leave a comment.
This is either one of the biggest trolls I’ve seen lately, or you are a seriously stupid “woman”.
Spore is just a game, a FUCKING GAME. If you don’t want your kids playing it, ok, don’t fucking let them play it. Why don’t you talk about the other games that contain evolutionism in it? (i.e. E.V.O. , Seventh Cross Evolution, ect, ect.)
I mean for fucks sake, how about you make a game dealing with the THEORY of creationism. I’m sure that will sell as good as spore is. *cough, cough*
Now if you give me some proof that evolution never happened, and we just magically appeared by some fucking god you have, prove it to me. with more than stupid words from an outdated book.
god damnit, free speech should not be allowed to people like you.
Oh my god, i cant believe i got rick rolled by a “jesus freak”….
OMFG how blind we’ve all been, the bible says evolutions a lie! And if a book, written hundreds of years ago by people who didn’t have science, didn’t understand the universe, were sexist, homophobic and racist, then it must be true.
Did none of you even *read* the post before commenting? Why are you still ranting? We all got owned. We were Rick Rolled *hard*, the best one I’ve ever seen. Brilliant site, did exactly what it was supposed to, congratulations.
Well.. AMG I HAZ BELIEFZ IN GOD! -.-
Seriously tho, They say that god created all, and that he created humans in his own image, that would mean,,, that god is gay, a necrophiliac, a pedophile and all that shit. SO HAHA YOU BELIEVE IN A MULTIGaypedo corpsefucker, well.. isnt that twisted
you are ridiculus, you will believe in a book or in years and years of reserch???? or you is funcking crazy or you dont have anything better to do in life.. go make something productive and stop saing bad things about awesome games ¬¬
I agree with Marty, EPIC RICK ROLL!
You’d fooled me, I must say!
Excellent example of Poe’s law, too, haha
However, you must have made a killing on adverts!
Ok so, this really is the real god.
all those other “gods” aren’t the real deal; pagen shit. It’s actually me here Admin (Admin happens to be her actual name btw people, the son she speaks of is named Cheif)
If you don’t believe me yet have no fear, those nasty blemishes will go away and martha hasn’t called you yet because she’s just been very busy. just letting you know…
anyways now that I have proven that I am in fact the real Almighty (did I mention I have a son named Jesus?) I wanted to say: keep up your blessed work here! I can’t get enough of this stuff, hell I’ve already put off building my birdhouse and a new planet to replace Pluto (scientist bastards ruin EVERYTHING!) by an hour to read this all.
Other then the minor butcherings in my name here and there you guys are a real hoot. keep it up will yeah? fuck knows why else I keep you hairless apes around for.
-God
Laddy-buck, you’re protesting a work of FICTION. This is what’s meant by tilting at windmills. Are you a proponent of book banning or burning big heaping piles of LPs? You can’t attempt to determine the tastes (or deride the intellect) of a fair cross-section of the populace without inciting backlash, and that’s what you’re coming up against now: not ignorance of god, but anger with the conceit that you & your ilk somehow know better than the rest of the world. No offense, but you don’t.
Like it or not, video games are getting progressively closer to being a legit form of art, and all art is is storytelling that’s reliant on the viewer to interpret it. You’re interpreting it based on your own biases, not on anything that has to actually do with the game itself. If you’re going to try and arbitrate as to whether the game is good or bad for people, you should actually be in a position to make such a judgment. You simply don’t have the qualifications or education to make that decision. Again, tilting at windmills.
Personally I couldn’t give a toss about video games, myself, I find them to be a waste of time… but I find it curious that people like yourself consistently misread their religious beliefs as somehow being ‘under attack’ by science and/or pop culture when nothing of the kind is actually taking place. Is your faith so easily shaken? It’s the creationist / fundie propaganda you’ve been swilling that’s to blame, here, as neither science nor religion are mutually exclusive– no matter how much you’d like to believe otherwise. Culture wars are, by and large, all noise and no signal; they’re for sheltered xenophobes & the easily-startled. Whose side are YOU on?
Admin, I think that this line in your post is key, but not in the way you think:
“I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.”
Yes. That’s actually a good point. In fact, it’s the most important point. You believe what you were taught to believe as a child, as do most people. It’s why the vast majority of children in Christian-dominated countries (like ours) grow up to be Christian, while kids in Muslim countries grow up to be Muslims, etc. It’s not a *virtue* that you hold the beliefs you were raised in; it’s just human nature.
The real question is: have you ever bothered to critically examine what you were taught to believe as a child? Or do you follow them just as blindly now as you did then?
I think the people who come here insulting and berating you are just as ignorant as they claim you are. I do hope, however, that you are open to at least a little critical questioning.
Stop reading your bible of fiction and try to do some researches. Then, maybe you wont be such a stupid person.
hey fucktard, who gives a shit, its a GAME. if you dont like it, go choke yourself. the game nor the creator made it to be a game all about evolution.
GO FUCK OFF AND SUCK YOUR FATHERS COCK YOU DUMBSHIT
As I said before! You need to start making some money from this website soon! You generate so many page views!! Sell Jesus T shirt or some Anti Spore Bible. Or have a special package for Spore + Bible for $49.99.
Wow, so let me get this straight. Because YOU don’t like this game (keep in mind you have NO obligation to buy it whatsoever) then it should be taken away from people who do? Your argument is ridiculous and it’s because of people like you that this country is going down the shitter. Keep your religious views to yourself and stop trying to “educate” the rest of us with your beliefs. To sum up my point, IT’S A FUCKING GAME. Have a nice day.
I respect your toughts and even tought I’m not christian I believe in god AND in evolution, the only thing I don’t like about this website, is how you don’t like that Will Wright according to you is converting other people (not only kids buy vodeogames), there is also non-christianity believers that doesn’t like you going around imposing your beliefs, basically your doing the same thing you think Will Wright is making.
Please understand that the crhistianity is not the only belief people is allowed to have, and as many people have said, Christianity along with evolution is just a theory, there isn’t any factual proof that God created the earth in 7 days, in fact the first part of the bible I think is what really happened, is a story to be interpreted kind of like methaphors and not believe what says in the genesis and exile actually happen, I understand that is the way you were raised, but you need to be more open minded, it’s just a game and thus only made to entertain people, the same happened to comics and jazz and stuff like that and after all this years they haven’t ruined the earth.
And to other people bashing christianty, if you fell insulted and angry when someone bashes what you believe in, why do the same, if you dont believe in god fine, but dont go around bashing other people.
Ah Vigosky: eres el pedazo de mierda mas grande q he visto, te gustaria q yo anduviera criticando e insultando todo lo que tu crees diciendo q mierda alguien que se cree hijo de la tierra y el cosmos,? es por mierda como esa q usd dice q aun hay guerras, generalizando toda una religion por cosas q un pequeño grupo hace.
Never mind, I now see the Astley quote….good show.
L.O.L
Seriously, it’s a joke ?
seriöst, skaffa ett liv fifan
Hi, Mr. Antispore.com web creator!
Because of that all and your quotations of Genesis, Bible,… Can u tell me please, when dinosaurs lived? In The Bible there is no word about them. And all of us we know they lived on Earth, its a fact that you cant refutate.
I’m pretty sure God wouldn’t curse, above poster, since he told us in the Bible not to….why would he?
You’ve made my day sir. Well done.
A quick glance shows that as of post 313 approximately 1/3rd of the responders actually read the entire post before ranting.
I had no idea the numbers would be so high…
Evolution is a lie. We all came from 2 persons, the so-called adam and eve.
God is alien. Some alien species put us to earth. They called the alien(s) “god”.
HA! You totally had me going…
Sorry that was directed at the man posting as “God.”
You morons, don’t you know the word ´´game´´? This is a big hipocrisy, telling that we need to respect each other, but someone who did a game that u disagree don’t deserve respect….That’s why we have wars, because of ignorant people like you. OF COURSE the world and the living beings were created by the evoluvionism teory, did u really think a magic being came from nowhere and ´´created´´ everything in 7 days? Come on guys, grow up, believing on this is the same as believing in santa clauss
Did I just get rick-rolled?
I’m a conservative Christian, and even I have to ask: Is this blog a parody?
A perfect description of what I wanted to say, AFTELLEZ! thank you!
Yea…I was raised in those beliefs my entire life, too. That’s how I know they’re full of crap, but a “sheeple” like you who desperately needs something to hang on to can’t realize that. You swallow their fairy tale garbage and love it, even fight for it, while your church aka the richest, boy loving institution in the world sit back and laugh….congrats you waste of life.
Wake up suckers! There is no god! You believe in storys told by early pot smokers and crack dealers 😉
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All Hail king of the trolls
*Slow Applause*
You totally got me and I totally bought it. Bravo. Bravo.
The most epic burn ever!
SO YEAH…..GOOD HOAX. I WAS SERIOUSLY PISSED UNTIL I FOUND THE RICK ASTLYS SONG. NICE JOB I COMMEND YOU ! YOU WIN THE INTERNETZ….ALL OF THEM
if this is a hoax-> nice one!
else
shut the fuck up please
The funny and sad thing here is, that you actually is serious.
I’m sorry that you were raised in a lie.
If there is a God, wich I don’t believe (and I have nothing against people who believe), I’m sure that he looks down on you saying “Oh, man… This guy accually believes the lies he’s telling these people. And shit! He’s using my name in vain. That son of a bitch!”
oh shut up. Not only did will not do it, he doesn’t even know you stupid idiot.
It was some kid from youtube who did.
This fight is completly stupid and a waste of time.
“I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.”
This is perhaps the single greatest flaw with religious thinking. The fact that you are simply a product of shifting statistical probabilities lends nothing to the credence of your arguments.
” I understand that everyone didn’t have the chance to be taught these things, and learn about God as my family did so if I am going to have this kind of attention I should use it to help teach others about the words of God that helped to shape me into the woman I am today.”
There seems to be a disconnect with reality, have you ever seriously considered your position from the eyes of a person of a different faith(or lack thereof)?
P.S. No need to respond, I’ll probably never visit this site again, and I’m sure I know what the response would be like anyways.
hahahahahahahahahahahah
Well played, well played
Hehehehe. . .
So, yeah, kinda sad that you’re taking a wonderfully created game, which at no point says anything about the origin of humans themselves, and forcing your retarded GOD bullshit on it and everyone who likes the game, just because you want to pick a religeous battle with the rest of the world.
Don’t worry, one day, all you religeous fucks that believe what you believe is better than what everyone else believes will all kill eachother off, and the rest of us will be able to live in peace, and not be nagged by fuckers like you.
Sure, christains have some good morals being taught in their churches, but that’s all it is, is morals, and if you take it beyond that at all, you’re just a fucking moron. Hell, the book you all worship was written by some guy hyped up on some super hallicunagentics (fuck the spelling, don’t care right now) and believed every word of it. Just because someone made a manual for retards on how to be moral and polite dosen’t mean all the stories are true.
People like you should be allowed to have access to the internet. Talk about just spreading trash and making a good thing turn to shit…
i used to call myself christain, but not if that means i will be associated with fucking stupid nutters like you. y dont you go and do some real good in this world, go 2 africa like my mother did and help the people out there. u r a fucking waste of life. ITS A BLOODLY GAME< FUCKING GROW UP U STUPID TWAT BIBLE BOY
I don’t see why you guys are so hyped about this. This site isn’t “pushing beliefs on you” or “spreading misinformation” any more than the game is. It’s not like Spore is broadcast for everyone to see without them going out and buying it. It’s not like this web site is even discover-able without looking for it.
Petty Internet-Squabbling over religion vs. science is ridiculous. If it were going to get anywhere, it wouldn’t take place on a message board or a comment thread.
In the end, the game never claims to be non-fiction. This is like being angry at Star Wars because it tells people that The Force is real and never mentions God.
ok, since we are focusing on biblical knowledge and fighting about who is right. explain to me this.
Genesis 4:16 So Cain went out from the presence of the Lord and lived in the land of Nod, 41 east of Eden.
See, this is where it ends. If Adam and Eve gave birth to Cain and Abel. Then Cain kills Abel. And Cain goes off to the land of Nod, East of Eden. Then this is immediate affirmation that God did not create everything in the world. God in previous chapters only created Eden, not the world and the universe. when God said “Let their be light”, it could have been symbolic of actually switching on a light bulb or some other mysterious thing.
Coming down on an Incredible game like Spore is amazingly stupid. Christians defending something sooo obscure such as the bible and the Creationist viewpoint. Even Christians can’t refute pure science. For me, Evolution is the only answer to how we came to be. Again, explain to me what is Nod, and who created Nod, and also, did Cain marry his mom and have kids? Because after that verse I posted above, it gets kinda weird from then on.
Hi!
I’m not christian and I don’t care about Spore all that much either. But, I think you’re an idiot 🙂 Have fun thinking your blog matters!
I believe in God and creationism and you are a terrible bitch
thanks a lot
You are quite possibly the best troll I have ever seen, in all my time on the internet. Well done to you, fantastic job!
– Heretic
I have been raised a Christian too, and I know that about the first few books of the old testament, are not true. Adam represents man, Eve represents temptation and the Snake represents evil. With Noah, it would be impossible to put two of every animal on one single boat. He would have had to travel all around the world first of all to two of every animal. How do I know all of this. I have been going to Catholic School for 13 years know. Priests and Nuns have taught me this.
Come on man, we both know that the idea of Evolution was already banned in schools, we don’t need it banned altogether. If you think of something an you know it will sell then you sell it that’s how we roll as a race. I’m glad to see that you realized that Jack Thompson is a bad at his job, but just realize one more thing, the game is out, it’s selling like hot cakes an it wont change.
~Post from before, now with an update (scroll down to see it)~
First off, I have a question. What kind of authority do you have as a religious official that makes you believe that your beliefs and actions (the creation of this site and call of removing the video game Spore from stores) are right in the eyes of God? While it is the responsibility of Christians to spread the word of God to other people, it is NOT the responsibility of Christians to shove their beliefs down other peoples throats because a person doesn’t agree with the religious references made by someone else (in this case, the references to evolution and creationism found in Spore). Do you know why that is? It is because God gave free will to all people. That’s what great about both being Human and living in America. People are free to choose what religious preferences they want, and are free to express themselves. Banning the game Spore from store shelves would encroach on that American AND God-given right.
I can understand that the reason for your actions stems from your desire to shelter your children from something that you deem being unsuitable for your household. Now think about this: Would you want someone else telling you how to raise your children? Of course you wouldn’t – you have your own beliefs on how you want to raise your children. Wouldn’t the banning of this game based on it’s religious innuendo be akin to restricting the freedom of expression and the allowance of engaging in an activity?
((This is the update))
As far as knowing what your beliefs exactly are, you have yet to tell exactly what those religious beliefs are. You have said that you were a Christian, and that much is established. You have, however, not provided the public with your denomination. As you should be fully aware, while all Christians believe in Jesus as their Lord and Savior, different denominations of the religion interpret the Word of God (The Bible) in different ways. Your speaking of God’s creation of man has caused me to remember something. What are 7 days to God? Before anything was created, time could not have been measured in the same sense that man measures time, because the Sun and the Earth had yet to be created. Thinking that Time has always been would be a fallacy to the Christian faith – therefore God created time, but when? The 7 days that God used to make everything may very well have not been seven days in the sense that Man measures 7 days. Again, this is all up to how a person interprets the Bible. Some people will agree with what I said (to allow both Religion AND science to be feasably correct), and some people will disagree and say that God gave the timeline in such a way that Man would understand it – 7 days.
In the post in which you congratulate yourself for getting a “nude” Spore creation, I have found several CRITICAL error’s in your logic. Yes, you posted a video of a game creation that was meant to resemble a nude women. What you did NOT do is indicate the username of the person that created the creation, you did NOT indicate where the creation could be found, and you did NOT indicate where you received this information. Any of that would be critical to directly link yourself to the removal of this creation. As could be seen in another post HERE on this site, Spore users have created millions of creatures (hence your post “Mr. Wright Strikes Again”). You ONLY provided a visual representation of one such creature that simulates nudity, it would be nigh impossible for EA and Maxis to scour it’s vast database for one such creation – unless, that is, EA and Maxis had already established their own methods of analyzing and removing creations that may be considered offensive. I can assure you that posting a YouTube video of a “nude” model is not an effective tool with which to search a database containing millions of pieces of content – so the only logical answer is one of two things. 1) Another Spore user saw the content, and through the use of the Spore website, submitted relevant data necessary to remove the creation from the database or 2) EA and Maxis have their own methods of screening for inappropriate content (which for millions of creations over the course of only about 2 weeks is no small task).
There are two posts here that discuss the problem of inappropriate content in the game. There is a HUGE problem with what you’re saying about the game. The way you’re representing the game, it’s as if you’re implying that players will without a doubt encounter these inappropriate creations, and that EA and Maxis encourage users to create these “nude” creatures. This is FAR from the truth. No nude or inappropriate game creature has come from, or is endorsed by the game’s creators. The only source of this inappropriate content is from immature end users that think that it’s funny to play through the game with a creature shaped to resemble genitalia. And as has been witnessed already, EA and Maxis have been working to remove this content from the accessible user-created content. Allow me to give an example of what is going on here. I’m sure we can all agree the Crayola makes their crayons for creative use on the part of the end users – people that want to draw and color. People are free to color and draw whatever they want: plants, animals, scenery, and – because they have a right to create what they will – genitalia (I’m certain you can see how I’m relating this to the ability of Spore players to create whatever they want). Sometimes those same people who think it’s funny to draw inappropriate pictures will also think it’s funny to put these pictures up where people can see them (related to the uploading of inappropriate content onto Spore’s internet servers). Now are we to go after Crayola for creating the tools that were used to create inappropriate images (Spore being the tools for creation)? No. We try to find who created the content and give them a slap on the wrists. Going after Crayola (EA and Maxis) wouldn’t solve anything, if the content in question was created by immature end-users.
From this site, I’m noticing a sizable amount of contempt for Will Wright. This is something that I’m having a huge problem seeing from a person claiming to be a good, Christian person. Will Wright is a person, just like everyone else. He has the same rights to believe what he wants, and he has the same rights to express his beliefs freely. He chose to express himself through creating a video game that had a strong basis in the concepts of evolution and creationism. How is it that he must be condemned for his choice to create a game that expresses his beliefs? Just because it doesn’t contain Christian values, it shouldn’t be banned from all people. And if you still think that is should be, an alternative view (doesn’t reflect my personal view but is to make a point): Because the movie Passion of the Christ contains Christian principals, I, as a muslim, believe that the movie should be removed from all store shelves because it is something that is against what I believe. (note: I am not a muslim, but am making a point regarding different religious views) It is impossible to argue with this logic. What you are asking is based solely on your religious preference and is against one of the fundamental values of living in the United States of America – the freedom to believe in and pursue whatever religious preference a person may want.
I have to address your desire to get the game removed through the means of a Court of Law. As I have already established, the desire to remove the game from store shelves stems from religious beliefs. That fact prevents an American Court of Law to enforce such a demand – due to the separation of church and state. The government cannot interfere with something based on it’s religious preference – the only exception being if the thing in question is a public nuisance and interfering with the operations of a business or establishment. And as for the claims that illicit content can be found in the game, I have also established that all content that could be considered inappropriate is created by end users, something that EA and Maxis has no control over. You have no claims with which would be sufficient to remove the game from store shelves. None.
Now I think it’s fair to tell you what kind of person I am. My mother took myself and my sister to our Lutheran Catholic church every Sunday right up until we moved when I was 10. Since then, my parents divorced and I’ve been forced to live with each parent have 50% custody – meaning I would stay with my mother one week and my father the next. Now I’m 18, sleeping on a couch at my grandfather’s in California’s Bay Area, going to college during the week and working to pay my bills on the weekend. My life is pretty chaotic, and I’ve been friends with people from every religion, every race, in all sort of economic standings. I have very little stability in my life, but the little I have I like to believe comes from the many viewpoints I’ve encountered as a result of my unstable lifestyle. It’s up to you to listen to these ramblings of a 18 year old, I just wanted to make MY beliefs known. I will repost this from time to time (with updates if applicable).
Completely Rickrolled me. This is now an epic site. Everyone that is still bashing your site in comments (who clearly didn’t even read the post and simply nerdrage) need to be corralled into an empty city and simply bombed to dust.
If there was an award for this kind of stuff, I’m sure you would win it hands down.
Hey AnotherChristian, treat god with more respect! Don’t call him a “man”, btw you should be glad that he had taken the time to come and read some blogs! That means that some day he may even read mine!
Also, have you seen a little South Park lately?? Did you know that believing in god is as stupid as believing in a spaghetti monster sitting up there in a cloud??
So, for the long white bearded mighty old guy’s sake, stop saying such bullshit like “Spore is satanic, Spore is evil, Spore is funny”! I know you christians want to spill all the fun in the world, but please let us brained ppl keep it for us to use it.
Lol. Look at all these retards commenting. OH THE IRONY.
I loled hard
This is the funniest thing Ive seen for a long time. The rickroll on the end made my day! Thank you!
Oh my GOD! I love whoever hacked you, just because it’s funny. Stop taking things so seriously, please. This game isn’t meant to educate in any way shape or form. Stop taking everything so seriously. I’m Christian. I enjoy this game. I still think God created most all of us on Earth, planets, universe, if not he’s somewhere there. I’m still an adolescent, still learning things about science and such.
In the words of Arnold Swartzenhager(sp?),… “STOP WHINING!”
if “God” didn’t want spore… than why is it there? did he not see the game? did he forget about it? or maybe he didn’t care about stupid things like this…
well played, admin.
it’s amazing to witness poe’s law in affect. i’m astounded how i too was taken up in it. though, in my defense, i feel my responses weren’t so out of line…
after all, when i see someone so pro-creationist, my first knee-jerk reaction is to help them understand that our world is actually far more impressive without a god. and that our successes are that much more effective with out a god. curse you, internet anonymity!
You should go fucking kill yourself and then visit god and bitch to him about it.
and yes… is IS easy to say such things if you are to old to play games!
I really wish people would learn to read before spouting off at the mouth. Or keyboard as the case may be.
I dont understand why this is a problem, i was lead to believe that people have the right to live the way they want, that includes buying video games other people might not agree with.
Well played Anonymous…well played.
This just has to be a /b/tard.
Lady you realize that this is just a game made for FUN! It’s ENTERTAINMENT! Theres nothing in this game that goes against creationism and in fact if you think about it actually supports it considering the person playing the game is in essence playing a virtual God. This game was made because it is a great concept for a game and it would be fun to play. Which is why there was so much hype up to its release! Gamers are excited about having the option to create there own species and civilization from the ground up, its something that has never been done before and its a great idea. There is no hidden agenda that Will Wright and EA have here. There goal is to make fun and innovative games for ENTERTAINMENT and in by doing so making a hefty profit. The fact that you try to champion a cause to stop the production and sale of a very well liked videogame is absurd and it offends me that you are trying to infringe upon my rights as an American to play such a game. You and people like you are whats wrong with this country and as a christian myself it OFFENDS me greatly that you use and twist OUR religion for stupid shit like this. Do something with your life that actually means something or matters, like, I dunno, praying for the children in Darfur instead of attacking a videogame!
OH MAN! Good job!!! I find it hilarious how many people think you’re serious! It’s pretty obvious that only 1% of the commentors actually read the last few lines, lol!
YOU RELIGIOUS MAKE ME SICK!
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO OPEN YOUR FUC**NG EYES AND SEE THAT YOUR BELIVES ARE PURE IRONICAL!
HERE IS THE PHRASE OF THE CENTURY
“SO THE MAN CREAT GOD, AT YOUR IMAGE”, AND NOW, MORE AND MORE I SEE THET BELIVE IN A THING THAT DOES NOT EXIST IS A BIG WASTE OF TIME.
DIE FOR YOUR FAITH!
“So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science. From this God moved to creating all the creatures, notice there is never talk of creatures ‘evolving’ into other creatures, instead God is able to make the creatures as he will including man.”
You say, “God” created the Earth. Even if that were true, it’s proven that the world went through different periods of time, for instance, the warming and cooling periods. Through this, even if he did create all those things, as you claim, that doesn’t mean they are not capable of bloody change.
“But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man.”
Okay. the bible. Who cares about the bible? Christians? That’s it. It’s a bloody book. I consider my WoW Books to be my bible. Does that mean that everything that they say or state in it is true? Not in the least. There are plenty of big books that state things like this, like the dozens of scientific evidence that are considered, I remind you, non-fiction, so does that mean that every thing they say is true? It doesn’t.
You need to realize this before you go throwing your opinions out there as fact. You have no proof. Faith? I had faith that my mother was going to live through cancer, but she didn’t. I had faith that I would have a good childhood, but I didn’t. I have faith that I’ll never die of what my mother died of, but that’s 97% not going to happen either.
You honestly think will right is evil and imposing beliefs of evolution onto people? the guy who hacked your page will be some guy off 4chan, not will wright or anyone that is “scared” of what you write on this page.
i do find the fact your calling us ignorant to the word of God when you say “So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science. ” its all fair that you have your beliefs but to then you claim science is wrong is you just being ignorant yourself, what do you have to say about that?
At the end of the day, its entertainment and if you chase after every tv show, film or game that somehow shows different beliefs than yours, then your going to have a pretty sad life.
EPIC troll. AMAZING.
I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING.
Right Ironicly
this is about not converting people and kids but………
Your fucking trying to convert others……
God. Everyone insulting this guy or trying to argue this guy is idiotic. READ THE WHOLE THING. IT’S ALL A JOKE, AND YOU GUYS FELL FOR IT.
Rickrolled!
Good news everyone! It’s the professor here (yes I have a master’s degree in psychology) and I would like to share the latest scientific development with you all!
Check out this:
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=first-animal-that-can-survive-in-space
They found microorganisms that can live in space.
I will say that again.
They found microorganisms that can live in space.
One more time, let it settle into your brain:
They found microorganisms that can live in space.
As in in out space. In a vacuum. No oxygen. No water. Maybe a little ice, like on a comet. Possibly in something like a meteor. Completely unaffected by space radiation.
So, that being said, it isn’t a big step to assume that such a minor organism could hitch a ride on a floating piece of space debris and end up on another planet.
Thus the pan-spermia method of seeding life is further supported (that’s how life begins in Spore for the record).
Now I don’t much like spore, but I am a man of empiricism and science. And I know, as a psychologist, that religious beliefs are attributable to most cases of mental illness. I can also argue that many cases of mental illness are the result of emotional states (such as depression or anxiety) which are caused by irrational beleifs. Sometimes these irrational beleifs may be religious in nature. More-so if they are evangelical in nature and take written word literally.
That being said, I would highly suggest that all young earth creationists try to understand that truth is something that is based on rationality and not on something you read in a book that was written by some people in a desert who “created” a thing called morality that you apparently think is somehow tied to the text itself (even though you’re reading a poor translation of the written word at that). While you are entitled to your opinion, I also think that with freedom we must also have truth. The truth will set you free.
So… If you want to be free, beleive in truth. If you are a masochist and want to feel pain and live your short life in an oppressed and generally unhappy manner (like the blog writer here who seems to have a big problem with everyone) then by all means do let your beleifs prevent you from living your life to the fullest. But remember this:
If you can have the freedom to protest something, it should, just as much, be free to exist, be sold, and enjoyed by children. As children are innocent and don’t need to be tainted by the vile hand of irrational beleifs. These beleifs formulated in childhood will only lead to greater anxiety later in life.
~ Good luck and God bless to you all.
If you want people to be respectful of you then you need to be respectful of them. Accept that your beliefs aren’t the only ones there are. I am an atheist, and I have friends in almost every religion. Even a heathen. If you don’t like the game, don’t play it. You can’t truthfully say that you thought people would be nice and try to help you in your goal, whatever that may be. People play games for entertainment, and most of the ideas in the game will conflict with your ideas. But keep in mind that these are worlds of make-believe. They don’t exist inside the realm of reality. They are a way to escape reality.
Omfg, you people are fucking stupid. Don’t you see the fucking joke?
I laughed my ass off though, awesome hoax.
Successful troll is successful.
Best rickroll ever.
Seriously.
Thanks for stirring more Christian hate, @$$hole.
But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we were His creation and He then spoke to Noah in Genesis 8:21-27 after the flood.
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up.
22. “Never gonna let you down.”
23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.”
24. “Never gonna make you cry.”
25. “Never gonna say goodbye.”
26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”
27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
That’s not a bible verse. It’s a Rick Roll. >.> (Too all of you fools who are giving flaming anti-Christian talks: This only proves how easily you’re swayed by your hate, since you know nothing of the Bible, and don’t bother reading through entire posts to the end. I mean, come on. “27” is so obvious, it’s not funny.)
Best rick roll ever!
Okay so I came across this website on a games review site and my first thoughts where rather humours, however… I strongly believe in evolution and class myself as an environmental scientist (I’m not a physicist, if I was I’d have a lot of theory’s and no proof) and I’m pretty active in some games.
So I bought spore and played it and yes…. it’s based on evolution but for one it’s not accurate and two it’s a game of enjoyment.
I DO believe in “god” to an extent, if you ask me if I believe that a man on a cloud created the world in 6 days and had a day off then no… Unfortunately I don’t believe that however I believe the interpretation of god can be used in many ways, a force, a being whatnot.
Evolution is the latest theory in the sack and has been for many years now (more than a fair few of *wink*) and its an extremely evidential point, we now have the technology to research these theory’s and prove or disprove them. I’m sure everyone has heard of the ALICE program going on by CERN, with this it will recreate the conditions after the big bang theory, this on its own will help prove the theory of evolution.
Science is now promoted throughout the world in schools as it’s the most logical response to what is going on, and if god did create us then I’m sure he/she/it will have expected for us to do this.
If you have an open mind then the theory of evolution should be at least considered, I respect all faiths, Christian, Muslim, Islam, ect ect ect but I believe it is unjust to attack a scientific theory which is based on logic and even more so through a game based for enjoyment.
I believe this is a “good game” because it does help with educational purposes! Every single human on this planet has the choice to choose what they believe in and I believe that strongly with the debate with evolution and god, if a child wishes to believe in god they may, if evolution they may, if both they may!
Something I was thought in the lab long ago was that both theory’s can worth together and scientists can believe in god just like anyone else.
I believe in why you’re standing up like this however I believe it is childish to attack the cooperation and in modern society it is a great shame to have a narrow minded individual. Please research your argument from both sides before making a debate on what is and what isn’t, beliefs are something we need but foolishness isn’t.
I just want to comment on the Noah thingy though, since around the 1960’s scientists (glaciologists) have taken core samples from the Arctic which basically allows us to step back in time and see weather and temperature conditions in the past from thousands of years ago… This also allows us to see climate changes like “flooding”. Also things about the water cycle and continuation of our present climate in the troposphere, the landscape can tell us much about how water has shaped the planet and unfortunately a great flood just doesn’t match up.
If it not up to me if someone believes in god or not but honest there is so much that people who strongly believe in this one single path should research on as it opens your mind up to so many ideas.
Spore is a fun and educational game (in a way :P) which allows you to relax, I would much prefer kids playing this then Shoot em up games before bed time! If I had the choice of my children becoming Scientists or mad raving lunatics with guns, I’d pick the first!
Again, i respect your beliefs 🙂 I believe in god to an extent, just not in the physical form of a “person” (non gender preference) who likes sundays off.
Hope you take the time to read this but doubt you will but would like to see and hear your comments.
At the end of the day, it’s a fun game for entertainment. Education is a bonus and I would prefer our next generation to be as open about evolution as with all choices in life, with or without god.
(Forgive me for the long reply)
You are a disgraceful Christian.
It’s people like you that make other christians look delusional. There are far worse matters int he world that require attention than some video game.
Get your priorities right.
It’s just a video game and a well throught out one at that. I probably won’t buy it but to make a whole blog about it……..delusional.
I HOPE I HOPE this blog of yours is a joke. Becasue as a Christian I find your actions degrading towards the rest of us.
The rick roll just proves this is a joke…….
Still………
disgraceful
It’s amazing how fast ppl can jump to conclusions without reading… Calling this blogger retarded, dumb and so on and so on…
Just read the last blog from start to end an d realise all you flamers were the dumb fucks;0 and apologise plix;)
Gotta love it…
Quote:
But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we were His creation and He then spoke to Noah in Genesis 8:21-27 after the flood.
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up.
22. “Never gonna let you down.”
23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.”
24. “Never gonna make you cry.”
25. “Never gonna say goodbye.”
26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”
27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
It’s these teachings that I’ve spent my life learning, believing and becoming, that have made me the woman that I am today.”
Now all you haters stfu and realise that you’ve just been pwned!
Rofl!
WoWAddict
GREAT MAN
and i’ll consider the “genesis of TIBIA” the real bible!
if i have faith enogh, and if i can create more dumbs then the christians… it will be the next generation of dumb people!
I can’t believe you guys are still responding seriously to this guy. Obvious troll is obvious.
Admin claims site hacked…
Or is adminanon milking epic rick roll for all it’s worth? Going for an epic double rick roll?
Wow. People are still writing massive responses to this and not getting it?
Lurn 2 THE WHOLE POST b4 responding.
Okay just one question for you. Adam and Eve had two kids right? Cain and Abel. Well in Genesis Cain kills Abel and is forced into the land of Nod. And i quote “And Cain knew his wife; she conceived, and bore Enoch:…” WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS WOMEN COME FROM?!?!?! There are four people one earth Adam, Eve, Cain, and Abel. Now another women?????? Your bible makes perfect sense doesn’t it…
Haha wow what a rick roll, seriously if you havent read the whole thng your an idiot and flaming it without finnishing is stupid. Damn seems like we got rick roll’d. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
You guys need to lighten up, or FUCKING LURK MORE.
That’s a Rick Astley quote on there clearly meaning that this website was made for the lulz WHICH MEANS ALL THIS WEBSITE IS A JOKE. Gah, you guys srsly need to get your heads out of your arses and notice the obvious.
How peapole can believe in the Fictional character God in the bible that i cant under stand. But evry one has there belife and faith. I think that peapole that believe to much in a ideology or a religion lose the knowledge of thinking them self. “One good exemple in that to much belife is bad. There was in poland a communist party member that said he did not belive that a communist run factory could pollute the nature, becouse it was run buy communists and evry one knows that a communist cant do anything wrong.
Someone needs to tell some of these idiots to scroll to the bottom and read the bible verses…
This was a JOKE!
I have to say though, it is pretty awesome to see how many response you get from people that don’t bother reading something completely before they decide they want to chime in on something. Most of you people are idiots.
the site is claimed to be hacked.. Now It actually IS hard to tell if it’s a troll or not… I’d say it is.
hahaha, awsome burn dude. I defintivly got RICK ROLLED o_0 :S
Okay just one question for you. Adam and Eve had two kids right? Cain and Abel. Well in Genesis Cain kills Abel and is forced into the land of Nod. And i quote “And Cain knew his wife; she conceived, and bore Enoch:…” (Gen 4:17) WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS WOMEN COME FROM?!?!?! There are four people on earth Adam, Eve, Cain, and Abel. Now another women?????? Your bible makes perfect sense doesn’t it…
I love it how all of these people are calling the blogger “ignorant”, “stupid”, and all manner of insults when they don’t even realized they’ve been rick rolled.
Best damn troll EVER!
This proves that all people who hate God are stupid. Who needs to evolve now tards?
Shut the fuck up, please? No one wants to hear your bullshit.
I’m just curious as to why a belief in God’s hand creating the world and evolution are by nature mutually exclusive. Why is it that God could not have directed the path of evolution or created the concept of evolution in the first place knowing that the way the world was set out would, in fact, cause all the life that exists today to form in that pattern?
But then, I think that it’s just a game. I think God wants people to have fun and if making silly, ridiculous creatures that go around evolving weird parts is fun, then where is the harm? It’s not like it’s breaking any of the commandments that were given forth in the Bible. And it’s not really harming anyone who isn’t looking for a reason to be offended in the first place, as far as I can tell.
You bunch of brainwashed fuckasses. You assault a company of beeing wrong, yet you dont have in mind what they have been taught.
The question here is: Who decides you are the only ones in the world to be right? There are many religions, and all have different views on life. Accept it!
Here are some things for you assraped sons of sandniggers.
If god is allmighty and allknowing, then he should be able to create a stone so heavy that he himself couldnt life it. That indicates he isnt allpowerful. But if god does not apply to human logic and can create this stone so heavy he couldnt lift it but still beeing able to, he would stand over logics, and therefor he cant exist.
The same goes about the allknowing part. Can god ask himself a question he doesnt know the answere to?
Those situations creates paradoxes that might only be paradoxes to us humans, and not to good, and as mentioned before. If god doesnt apply to these laws, then he stands above logics and therefor he cannot exist, because, objects who doesnt apply to logics cant exist.
No. I will not try to understand your beliefs.
You are a stupid woman who believes that because God is perfect, and because we were created in God’s image, that we are perfect. What this really translates to, since you are just like us and totally unable to comprehend the idea of perfection, is that you want to think you’re better than everyone else. It is now clear that you are just a miserable, sad, insecure little twat with nothing else to do besides post MULTIPLE stories a day about some guy you’ll never meet who’s doing something that might never have affected you if you had just learned to humbly stand aside and let God take care of him.
I know this has been said before, but I am now fully convinced that YOU, madam, are the one who believes you are God. I’m not going to say anything more, because just as He will with Will Wright, God will have exactly his way with you. Pay attention to what he says, because at this point being disobedient would be a bad fucking idea.
Yes, I’m a Christian and I said Fucking. You make me so angry I could scream.
(descended implying that apes are actually a higher form of life, if you evolutionists are so smart wouldn’t it be ascended)
Is kind of a rude attack, this is modern English interpretation, if you refer to something in the chain of evolution we refer to it going back in the chain not “up” in the chain (we refer to time lines as going back… not forward, if it was ascending we would be going in to the future, it a simple matter of words in English) [Translate and it will be different]
Sorry but that comment was unfair, remember a lot of what your using is made by science! Including your computer, the materials used to make micro-chips aren’t natural.
Plus “monkeys” are overrated, if you studied the physical properties we cold our DNA structure is very similar, it is more than likely a mutation.
I respect your “fight” against EA, and i wish you the best. But respect scientific study.
Tri,
Btw, I seriously doubt that the creator of the game is out to get you. You are posting on the internet and there are plenty of people on the internet that love to make fun of martyrs.
((Also, it’s descended instead of ascended because you descend from your ancestors. You are descended from your father and mother, and them from their parents etc. Evolutionists didn’t make the phrase up, they just used an already existing phrase that people were using from lineages.))
Ok, so there are all of these “bible games” video games, and no one cares. but when someone makes a game that YOU don’t believe in, then all of a sudden it’s evil. you are just a huge hypocrite. Find something more useful to do with your time.
I’ve skimmed over every little thing you have to say against the game, and I have to admit, you’re giving it a good shot, but because you’re making yourself any enemy out of the players, such as myself, i’m now going to have to give my own shot at ripping apart every thing you’ve said.
First off, though no religion says it is right, is it not possible that by gods will we evolved? Secondly, the game may alow of some stupid folks to make creatures which do not apear very E rated, but there is no design issued straight forward in the game as such. Next, let us take a look at what you’re doing here, you’re trying to tell us all, the whole world, since you’re posting online, that your religion is the only right one in the world; is it not possible you’re wrong? or that they’re all right? or perhaps even, that they’re all wrong? Next let us look at your claim saying something along the lines of you not thinking there may be life further advanced than us; is it not entirely possible, with as many planets and stars as there are, that there may be one civilization thats existed for billions of years longer and has developed more advanced technology?
I could go on, but i’ve got better things to waste life on than a post i doubt you’ll even look at, since you’re getting flamed so much.
I suggest next time you wish to bash something because it goes against YOUR god, you think carefuly about where you speak. And it can’t hurt to actualy play the game yourself before making your statements, posting wildly against something which you’ve never looked at yourself is foolish.
LoL, I was planning on writing a comment on how I see forcing and brainwasing a chid into a religion as the worst sin imaginable after murder, and then I see the qoute at the bottom. So this site is a hoax? I had a feeling it might just be fake…
ADMIN: If your site was frickin’ hacked and content added, then why haven’t you deleted the hacker content already?
Poe’s Law 😀 Just read about it. Comedy Christianity rules!
I would have thought it was all real if it wasn’t for the last post (only read it today.)
Nice 😀 I love all the comments from people who don’t read posts correctly!
This…is God.
I command that everyone go out and buy the awsomeness that is “Spore”, for the mear price of a video game you can go through the same frustration i faced when making stupid creationist f*cks like you. Thank you and goodnight.
How the hell haven’t you guys picked up on the rick-roll yet -.-
LOL
I must say that when I reached the site I tought it was like: Spore is game which sucks, the reviews are bad…
but now I’m like “OMG, Jesus, how can you let this guy live?”
I don’t like Spore that much as a game, but… you’re a moron, you and your ridiculous religion craps. So, STFU with your damn believies, because God doesn’t care about it, you were one of his FAIL creations, and God is atm playing Spore (Spore God Version).
You think we, creation of God are perfect, we aren’t. ESPECIALLY you aren’t perfect.
Being a “good guy” and “going to Heaven” doesnt mean: Pray a lot and forget sex scenes, bla bla bla. It means being good to other people.
OMG YOU ANTI GAMING FUCKERS JUST MAKE ME ANGRY… BURN IN HELL.
I’m amazed at how many people comment that many others that have commented are idiots for not reading – when the exact opposite is true.
The answer is IN the comments, I suggest reading before accusing others of not reading.
HAIL SATAN
I’m so sorry for those people who cannot simply enjoy a game. Pathetic really. I don’t say this very often, but fuck you. Bigtime. You really got me mad. Thinking you know everything better than others, proclaiming the truth is on your side. Well, guess what, it isn’t. It’s somewhere in the middle, as always. Pfff… start enjoying life.
Hang on; what happened for those rules there?
Those are song lyrics – and that bit about the internet.
I may have reacted before, but I think you just let the joke go.
That guy over there.
I will thank God every day from now on that I don’t have a blog as worthless as this one.
Spore = Video Game
You my sir, are a genius. Someone owes you a beer.
hahaha, you´re sooo funny! :]
All u say is bulshitt
Greatest joke ever,if jesus could see that,ups,he doesnt exists.
Dude, seriously, it’s a fucking video game. Get over your pompous self, and keep your beliefs to yourself before trying to defame a really neat innovation in technology. What, are you going after SimCity now, or SimAnt where you make ants and try and raise your colony to greatness? Fucktard
You have done a great disservice to everyone whose lives were lost on September 11, 2001, seven years ago.
Seriously, rick-rolling on Patriot Day?
That’s low.
Greatest…
Rickroll…
Ever…
Toasting in an epic bread.
On behalf of Anonymous everywhere, I salute you.
11/10. Would read again.
You can call us ignorant about the word of God, and we can call you ignorant about the discoveries of science. You are trying to disprove scientific evidence with stories from the bible while we are saying that scientific studies are more accurate than a book written thousands of years ago. It’s like saying that a thousand year old textbook is more accurate than a modern one; it makes no sense. Furthermore, you are trying to force your religious beliefs onto us while we are only trying to defend our right to believe what we want.
To further combat your tyranny, let me take your argument in pieces. You say that Earth was created by God, not science. Where’s the proof? Do NOT say that the bible itself is proof enough, I could take the book Harry Potter and say that that is evidence that Dementors exist, but everyone know they don’t. Using the bible as solid proof is the same as using a fictional novel as proof; it doesn’t prove anything.
Second, you say that God made every creature, no evolution involved. Well, does the bible talk of the dinosaurs? Fossils prove they existed, and if God make all the animals, then where is the talk of dinosaurs? And also, it is my understanding that cats are not mentioned in the bible. Do they not exist? Is my pet feline just a figment of my imagination? That right there proves the bible incorrect.
Third, you say that the Earth is the way it is due to the great flood. But that is not possible. There is no way that any man or group of people could have ever built a wooden ark large enough to support multiples of every single animal that existed at the time. Furthermore, even if such a large ark existed, how could it possibly float with that many creatures onboard? How would it have possibly been able to avoid leaks and breaks that would inevitably lead to its sinking? How could that many animals possibly have been able to live together for such a long amount of time in such an environment. And also, how could the ark have possibly been able to hold enough food and how would all that waste be removed in time to prevent massive outbreaks of disease? It’s just not possible.
Fourth, “Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.” Seriously lady, what the hell is this?
Now I suppose you could just say that all of these impossibilities are there because God willed it and science cannot prove God doesn’t exist. The problem with that is that no one can prove that God does exist. Furthermore, science has given a logical explanation for every single thing that the bible addresses, and the explanations of science make a hell of a lot more sense than the bible’s explanations. In addition, the bible fails to address many things that we know are true, and fails to give explanation for other things as well. Such as: if God gave man the power over the planet and its creatures, then why do we still fall prey to them? Such as deaths from wild carnivores, rabies from common mammals, the ever present malaria from mosquitoes in Africa, the dangerous allergies that make us wary of bees, etc… If God gave us control, then why are we still at the non-human animals’ mercies? And if evolution does not exist, then what of those fossils of pre-historic creatures? They certainly don’t look like our modern non-human animal companions. Where’s the bible’s explanation for that?
One last thing: Stop shoving your convoluted beliefs down our throats you bloody jerk. I have dis-proven each of your bible’s facts with the same science you consider so damn inaccurate that it simply must be incorrect. Do you really think that spreading the word of God will do this world any good? What has God ever done for the impoverished children of Africa and the Middle East? What has God ever done for the poor victims of animal cruelty? What has God ever done for peace? More wars have been started in the name of God than I can care to recall.
We understand your beliefs; it is quite clear to us that your a Christian extremist who’s grown up with these fairy tales. Now can you in turn understand that many of us don’t give a bloody care about your precious bible. The bible gets its trust from blind followers like you who take it too seriously; but we trust science because science has earned that trust through careful studies. Keep your beliefs to yourself if you can’t respect ours.
Sir, you are my fucking hero – This is the most elaborate rick-roll I have ever seen.
Mmmmmmmmmm, nothing like a good troll to brighten the day
fuck god.
just because you’re a fanatic or something like that, it means that I must be a fanatic too???
you believe in this shit, and i believe in “my shit”, so lets just believe in what we want to believe, and that’s all. What you think?
And please, stop being pathetic.
Go have sex and get a life, “GODDAMNIT”.
Wow, you guys got rickroll’d and STILL think this is a legitimate site? Way to waste your time and energy bitching about this site.
I LIKE HOW NO ONE HAS REALIZED THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE. YOUTUBE RICKROLL.
You are my hero.
Best rick roll ever.
bwahahahahahahhahaaa, well done. Does anyone actually read these days or do they go on auto pilot and just cry and bitch and bitch some more.
look at all the so called “intelligent people” responding to the site, BRILLIANT! Just goes to show how easily people are manipulated
peace out and enjoy SPORE everyone cause God needs some competition
OMG. Did any of these commenters actually read the whole post? This web site is just a huge RickRoll 😀
….DAMMIT! I GOT RICK ROLL’D >.<
Holy Hell you’re a retard.
Heh. Much love to the fact that you tapped into a group that’s more concerned with outrage than reading comprehension.
I love you.
I meant that to the guy over Mascot.
I’m still trying to determine if the posters are being series, or if this entire comment section falls under Poes Law. It’s quiet confusing…Anyway, this just made my day.
Wait, wait.
What the fuck is Patriot Day?
*salutes you admin*
Well done, admin, well done…
Dam rickrolled buggery…
People… Read the post till the end please… RICK ROLLED! It’s a joke! From the start, this has been a J-O-K-E!
Madame, I tip my cap to you.
RICK ROLL’D
I can’t believe how many morons actually did not get that this website is just a joke.
Xinn? This isn’t a legitimate site. It’s an elaborate RickRoll. The beliefs were made to make you think this was some legitimate site only to trick you into the rickroll.
So shut the fuck up.
if it was a hack, it wouldnt be called admin. it would be uncatigorized
Well done, sir.
All this is stupid. God doesn’t exist, we weren’t created by him, the universe didn’t suddently appear, it was always there.
Beside, you can’t prove he exist, you just base yourself on a book called the bible some stupid morons wrote in a time that nothing extraordinary happens. Jesus and God are a fairy tale, like the tooth fairy and santa.
Beside, they are as real as Superman or other comic books.
The truth: Your beliefs are bs, God and Jesus are just not real.
Hell God is only a word people a long time ago invented for things they couldn’t explain because they didn’t have science and were a bunch of idiots.
You are like them
Now shut up, God isn’t real. If he was, he would probably be laughing at all those idiots who believe blindly in him for faith.
And when he would see someone god bless america, he would probably wouldn’t bless us if he was real, he would radiate us from the map.
Truth is, he doesn’t exist, now everyone who believe in that need to get a life and open their eyes.
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Either people simply refuse to read all the way to the end or they don’t get the bit at the end at all. Simply hilarious, and a tad frightening.
EPIC WIN IS EPIC
Nice job on changing those ads on the right rail btw – good cover up.
I lol’d hard.
Thank you sir.
But I am a girl for the record. =)
This is the best Rickroll ever. It’s just so epic, everyone bitching, cursing at the site’s maker, yet the site itself is nothing but a satire on those same ideals. I’m Agnostic, and I believe in evolution (how can someone not? Proofs everywhere.) However, 90% of the people that have responded to this thread, which is an obvious joke and satire to the ideals of hair brained Creationists.
Take Xinn above me; he’s obviously reatrded, and cannot read. He typed out all of that stuff, just to try and rip and insult someone making a joke of what he himself is fighting fore.
Kudos, Xinn, you, and the other 89% of the people posting are just like the Creationists extremists! Never reading anything about the argument, and going right to the “you’re wrong, I’m right” douchebaggery!
Wow, I don’t know what to say. It’s to easy to tear this apart. I mean, first you say that these are your beliefs because you were raised that way and that’s fine. No one is forcing Spore on you. However, you are trying to force your beliefs on us. This is the rediculous part. Other people saying what they think is just to much for you because your the only one who’s right? Come on, if the bible(which is a good book, religious or not) shapped you into a self rightious stuck up person who forces there thoughts on people. Then the Bible failed, because, though it’s a great book, it can be twisted in many ways. I can probably find passages to justify rape, incest,murder,robbing, and pretty much any other crime imaginable. However, I can also find one’s that say things about treating others how you want to be treated and respecting one another. But no, you have to go and use all the misunderstoud things in it.
Wait, this means I’m pushing my thoughts on you. Damnit.
How about this: Stop being such a self rightious prick and leave everyone alone, ya?
P.S. Haven’t played Spore yet but heard it’s ok… What does everyone else think?
WTF is this shit??
Oh, and just to make sure everyone knows, Poe’s Law states: “Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won’t mistake for the real thing”
Okay. Just wanted to mention that first of all, Spore isn’t an organized attack on christianity. It’s a computer game. Meant to entertain. Or do you think people are trying to pull off all entertainment media as fact? You might want to have a look at all the other thousands of games gaming industry have produced. Very, very few of them are based on any sort of fact.
Also, first of all, you seem to base your argument around the word of the bible, or as you call it, the word of god. In one case you quote Genesis 1:2, thereafter saying “So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science.”
No, it is not “clear”. The book says so, but there’s nothing that says the book sports facts rather than imagination. Also, who the hell ever claimed science created the Earth? Science is a term invented and created by man. Man did not create earth.
But alright, if you can use that book as a source, I can use any random Winnie the Pooh book as my source. Just because a book says something, doesn’t mean it’s true. And if you would argue that it does, then I’d happily refer you to various scientific texts you can read and “believe” in.
You also frequently say that things are your “belief”, and you ask us to understand those “beliefs”. Let me quote a dictionary for you:
“belief (plural beliefs)
Mental acceptance of a claim as truth.
(countable) Something believed.
The ancient people have a belief in many deities.
(uncountable) The quality or state of believing.
My belief that it will rain tomorrow is strong.
(uncountable) Religious faith.
She often said it was her belief that carried her through the hard times.
(in plural) One’s religious or moral convictions.
I can’t do that. It’s against my beliefs. ”
Belief does not equal fact, or truth. It equals what you *think* is the truth. If something is fact, you need not believe in it. That’s the reason noone goes around saying they believe in chairs, or trees, or mosquitos. Because these things are confirmed to exist, you don’t need to believe in them. Because it’s fact. God, however, is not confirmed to exist, and the words of the bible are not fact. That’s why you believe god exists rather than know he exists. No doubt my posting this will prove rather futile, since it seems a couple of hundred, if not thousand, people already beat me to it. But hey, I had nothing better to do.
I hope this cleared some things up for you, so you can stop with the whole irrational-rage thing. Also, please don’t pray for me. I’d quite frankly feel a bit offended if you did, since I don’t share your beliefs and don’t want you to speak in my name. Should you persist in your claim that you will pray for everyone of us who don’t believe in the bible, I shall have to create a website called antiantispore.com where I combat you via the internet. I may also sue you for harrassment!
Thank you.
Also, to the guy who was complaining about “Patriot Day”: Lots of people die EVERY day, that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be able to make jokes and live our lives. Honor their memories, sure. But have NO FUN WHATSOEVER?
Maybe it’s a dishonor to them that you are using the internet on “Patriot Day”. Try disconnecting.
Not to state the obvious, but this game is entirely creation led, your creatures don’t evolve they are altered directly by you (the creator). Their actions are entirly up to you, and there are consequences attached to those actions. But please don’t let something as trivial as the truth get in the way of your depressing little rant.
Hahaha, hilarious. Amen etc…
Now where did I leave that crowbar?….
Ok seriously dude, you need 1. a life & 2. a reality check.
Because last time I checked video games and real life are completely different.
Are you next going to start attacking X-Men because it’s based on evolution?
Spore is a game based on “Let’s pretend you’re ‘God’ and you get to make your own alien race.”
Seriously, you are a dipwad.
Go thump your bible in Africa or something face and get off the internet.
Most of these commenters are a little slow.
In fact, they’re too slow.
C’mon guys. Step it up.
Ok, last thing, this time directed to the admin’s claim of being hacked.
My argument against yours still stands because it is quite obvious you still believe everything written in that post. But I do have one more counterargument left in me, directed to this quote:
“It’s a stupid internet prank that’s about as funny as believing that people ‘descended’ from monkeys (descended implying that apes are actually a higher form of life, if you evolutionists are so smart wouldn’t it be ascended).”
Descended in this context means ‘to have evolved from’. It is not implying that apes are a higher life form, and so what if they are? Humans aren’t the highers form of life just because the bible says we are. I could give you dozens of reasons why we are below many other non-human animals. Open up your mind you stubborn religious extremist. People with your mindset are a poison to this planet.
YOU GUYS REALIZE THIS IS SITE IS FAKE!?
YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22. “Never gonna let you down.”
23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.”
24. “Never gonna make you cry.”
25. “Never gonna say goodbye.”
26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”
27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Poe’s Law: Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won’t mistake for the real thing”
Jesus (no pun intended) people, are you really this thick? Read the entire thing before you start rioting over his “beliefs”. It’s a joke. A gag. You all got rickrolled. And ranting about theology only shows you couldn’t be bothered to read the whole thing, or are too thick to understand humor in it. Kudos to the people who actually understood this.
So you have your beliefs because that’s what you were “raised in”? That’s not independent belief, that’s good ol’ brain washing. For that reason I feel no need to read any more from this site. I hope one day you can learn to think for yourself and choose your beliefs based the evidence available and / or the virtues of the idea in question.
HAHAHA!!!! RICK ROLL’D!!!! U ROCK MAN!
I read… some of the posts above. I did get all the way through to the rick-roll.
Background: Half-Scottish, Half Mexican 30 year old Male
Education: Psychology, English Liturature, Lingusitics, Two years of Bible Schooling and Ministry training.
Religous affiliation: Christian, anti-denominational
Relational: Married: Spouse: Female, Vietnamese, Micro Biologist, Devout Christian, Osteopathic Doctor
Thoughts in order I had them:
1. its been well established (ancient Greece) that for a constructive argument to take place, two parties have to depart from an equal starting point. It seems that is impossible on the given topic. So what results is many people shouting in varying tones at one another. Through the internet.
2. The bible is poetic, historical and allegorical. One’s faith describes how one approaches various passages. Genesis can be seen to contradict itself, if taken literally, from one chapter to another. If you reference 2 Peter 3:8, it casts the Lord’s perception of time in a different scale. So I for one have problems taking a very literal interpretation of Genesis 1 and 2.
3. The anonymity of the internet has killed civility. I’m not even looking for pseudo-intellectual streams of vocabulary. Just some decency towards other people. People disassociated with social consequences for their statements show truly depraved natures. That’s a bummer, but not surprising, I guess.
4. Neither Science nor Religion can reach a declarative position on the beginning of time as we know it. Both Religion and Science approach the beginning of our time on faith that their current model is the most correct one. The difference is, Science keeps poking at it. Right now, its somewhat amusing that popular culture takes so much pop-science as fact. Alot of the people supporting evolution are actually laughed at by scientists, because actual studies and theories have shifted. Among other things, the more astronomers and physicists discover about our universe, the less it makes sense. As a result, they’re constantly restating theories, testing, and so on. This gives even their guesses a credibility amongst modern thinkers that the non-rigorous approach any meta-physical system takes lack.
Or: We can’t Identify 97% of the physical universe, but trust us, we’re right! (Not my quote. I got that from my Physicist Ph.D. college roommate.)
5. Still with me? I really like Scatman John’s songs. They’re a bit catchy!
6. The heckler’s veto, the burden of faith, and society. On the internet, people shout and defame and use ad homonym attacks to silence those they disagree with. Referring back to point 1, since this is essentially an emotional argument, I guess that works as well as anything. I just find it amusing that one side yells at the other, “That’s not what I believe, You can’t say that!” You pick which side is which. In regards to those of you that ask Christians “keep your beliefs to yourself,” we can’t, sorry. To do so *is against our beliefs.* Some of us may be more annoying than others, but there’s alot of us, so you get that. I’m not sure how one reconciles telling someone to simultaneously keep their faith to themselves when that very faith demands proselytizing as a point of duty. My guess is they don’t.
Our society is… never mind. Internet.
7. God and Free will. Its a misguided perception that free will is without consequence. God does give us free will, but that decision always has consequences. Biblicaly, God gives us the opportunity to chose to do any number of things, and we do! But to expect that free will is to expect all of humanity to give license to proceed unchecked is ludicrous. Our society, (Okay, i guess I went back there) is -generally- steered by corporate interest, and the will of the masses, in that order. If, in some insane, post apocalyptic moment all of america leveraged their representatives to amend the constitution and make purple clothing mandatory, the desenting minority could chose to break that new law and wear blue, and face whatever insane punishments went with that.
I say that to say this: a person with a set of beliefs, whatever they may be, philosophically should absolutely attempt to legislate from those beliefs. To do anything less would be terribly hypocritical. Basically, put your money where your mouth is. Therefor, we get back to where I was before. People of non-belief, or scientific belief can no more expect a person of faith to not act on that faith, than they can expect others not to act on their own beliefs, how ever more substantial they may seem.
Also, I’m a hypocrite.
Ken
Haha awesome. First time I’ve heard Poe’s Law, but it totally makes sense in this case. Im sure there are some Christians that are actually against this game. Christians crack me up with their TEACH GOD HERE AND THERE…yet they can’t even open their minds to grasp a little bit of reality and logic. Good blog
Nice work. Poe’s Law indeed. I did figure it was a spoof because I doubt the “concerned Christian mother” would have bothered to put Google Ads on the site, but still, hopefully you made some cash with those while the fun lasted.
Also, everyone in this thread still thinking this is serious is retarded, and needs to learn how to read. Especially Xinn, who wrote a huge post that actually quotes the line that says the whole thing was a joke, and still doesn’t get it.
HAHAH you fuckers got rickrolled
You know what the sad part is? There are so many people out there that would do something like this and mean it, it is hard to pick out the ones that do it just for fun.
Regardless, that is one helluva Rick Roll right there. Let the page die less this person receive any more money from website traffic for this elaborate ruse.
“How the hell haven’t you guys picked up on the rick-roll yet -.-”
What’re you talking about? Those are the words of God, made evident through a celebrated 80s lyrical artist.
*applauds* Well done. Took an hour of my life to read it all, but it was worth it.
Oh my god, I feel like a grade A schmuck for falling for this. REALLY well done, man, I honestly should have known that this was a hoax. I don’t think anyone’s that crazy in real life.
Ooops! In all that, I never stated my beliefs! >.<
I believe that God did things in His way and His time, and that they’re beyond my ability to understand. I’ve seen proofs offered and discovered by other people who’ve invested huge amounts of time into study that I see no reason to question, and I occasionally see those things disproven, or verrifyed.
Basically: I dunno. The picture I get is at best fuzzy. Guided evolution with occasional bouts of inexplicable newness in the records.
Piece of shit, u dont have nothing better to do? i have a spoil 4 u GOD DOESN’T EXIST MOTHER FUCKER. U make fell sick, scum of society, u and ur stipids dogmas an values, do me a favor GO TO FUCK YOURSELF PLEASE. now with de LHC working all the god mith its going to vanish. enjoy
successful troll is Sucessful.
back to WoW
Totally awesome way to rickroll. The evolution of the internets to you good sir.
Epic troll is epic. *shakes hand*
Kina fun that google ads are advertising spore on this site 🙂
I tip my hat to thee good sir. I had my suspicions but I tended to lean more towards this being real than fake, but in the end it seemed just like you’d expect a real fundamentalist to act so I thought it was real. Good show.
Ba-hahahahaha! Ha! Ha! Hoo…
I’m okay, I’m okay. Really.
*snicker*
A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It’s too much! It’s too much! God, make it stop!
You bible-thumpers are a laugh-riot. Always good for a laugh.
Wow you morons, read the post ALL THE WAY THROUGH, it was a HOAX (pay attention, I’m bolding the font for your benefit). When I realized this had to be a hoax a few nights ago (your video of the girl gave it away), I became incredibly jealous. I wish I had thought of this instead of sitting on my ass playing Spore. Props, seriously, props, I love this shit.
Obvious troll is obvious.
Author: 1
Masses of Internets: 0
Checkmate to you sir!!! 😀
Wow, I love how many people don’t even read the post all the way through. Seriously. Whether you agree with something or not, if you don’t read it all the way through, your opinions are useless…
It’s all a big rick roll. Amazing. Everyone who’s still pissed off in the comments is a moron, which makes it even funnier 🙂
ha ha..haha.
Omg we all just got totally owned. Grats on the uber rickroll. /bows
If that code doesn’t work sorry.
So, i’m confused. Did the site get hacked, or is it someone posting as the admin just screwing with us?
Brilliant.
Goes to show that when religion is concerned, people on both sides fo the arguement will just yell without reading.
Brilliant.
If it’s a hack, GOOD ON THEM…
i was rickroll’d to the fullest.
if it isn’t a hack: thank you, you made my day.
still rickroll’d. 🙂
Catholics of the World Unite!!!…. to listen to Rick Astley XD
My hat is off to you oh King of the Roll
Best Rickroll, eva…I applaud you sir or maam ;), had to add the winkey face to account for Poe’s Law.
It really amazes me that you bother cutting up games that are based on other people’s beliefs, because you’re arrogant enough to “know” that your beliefs are the correct ones. I’m sure you’ve “spoken with God”, and been “shown the light”, and that’s all the proof you need to think that you can “protect” others from evil things like Evolution. Well, I have news for you… Evolution happens, whether you believe God has anything to do with it or not is besides the point. Insects can change colours, and breed that way, to match their environment. Ever heard of the Monkey trial? If the Sun wasn’t created before the animals were, how does one know how long it took for those forms to reach their current state? Yeah. I know. Ignorance is bliss.
You can have all the beliefs you want, but as soon as you dedicate an entire site to encourage others to jump on your bandwagon of ignorance, I have to say something.
“L on 11 Sep 2008 at 3:16 pm
You have done a great disservice to everyone whose lives were lost on September 11, 2001, seven years ago.
Seriously, rick-rolling on Patriot Day?
That’s low.”
STFU! Anyday is Rick Roll Day!!!
And Madam Admin, kudos! I am telling everyone of the greatest Rick Roll ever!!
-Speed-
[…] …and these people make me happy /2008/09/11/understand-my-beliefs-please/ […]
You realize the texts that you are quoting from your scriptures, while obviously not accurate seeing that you jokingly turned a 911 song into scriptures from Genesis 8 (which I find a bit shocking considering how devout you seem to be), were written and re-written over thousands of years by men. Men who were in powerful religious positions who’s primary goal was to control an ignorant population.
In modern times, information is readily available. (Granted, the entire world is not privy to the internet, but obviously, everyone here has that type of access.) Keeping people in the dark and telling them that there is some omnipotent being watching and judging us is just plain silly. Religion was, and still is, used as a form of control to keep the population under control. It’s like telling your children to behave all year long or Santa Claus won’t bring them presents.
I was raised in a Catholic family and I know all about “God”, what “God” stands for and why people believe in and worship “God”. But I’m sorry, “God” is just something that makes people feel a little better about themselves and a little less lonely at the end of their day. I don’t need “God” to feel good about myself or live a good life and treat the people I care about with love and respect.
Now, in all honesty, I don’t have a problem with religion. I truly don’t. I respect all religions. Even Scientololgy, which I view as one of least tempting religions, I have respect for them as a religious sect regardless of the fact that they believe the universe was farted out of Zenu’s rectum. Are you so blind that you think your religion is the one true faith? There are hundreds of different belief systems, and most of them are pretty similar in faith and lifestyle and some of them are pretty backwards compared to what Christians believe in.
What would you do if you ended up at the “Pearly Gates” and were greeted by a Buddah? Or what if the ancient Greek mythology were the true religion and there were many gods ruling over different domains?
With so many questions that have not been answered and cannot be answered, how can you say that your faith is the one and only true faith to follow?
You can’t.
All you can say is “This is what I believe.”
You cannot say “This is what I know.” because you don’t “know”.
Nobody “knows” what the “one true faith” is.
That’s why I don’t choose a faith or choose to believe in a “God”.
I believe in humanity, even though it’s not always good, it’s real and shown to me daily.
Heck, I would worship the Sun before I worshiped an invisible God. At least I know for a fact that the Sun exists and life on earth would not exist without the Sun. How much more powerful of a force could you ask for?
I mentioned that I do respect all religions, but I cannot have respect for the persons within those religions who are so pious that they are blinded by their own faith that they try to force it on the rest of us. Now, granted, I chose to visit this site out of my own free will because the controversy surrounding Spore fascinates me and since I’m a game developer, I find it grossly ignorant of you to rally against a game that has gone outside the box of what I consider standard game design and created a ground breaking title that is acclaimed by the industry.
Please re-think what you are doing here. In my opinion, you are not any better than how you view the games creator, Will Wright. Granted, Spore has a large advertising campaign which is reaching more people than your little blog here ever will, but with your stance on religion and what you think the game Spore is doing to our children (or whoever) you are attempting to do the same thing from the other side. And it’s only your opinion that the ideas Spore plants in peoples heads are “bad” or “wrong”. In fact, everything that occurs in Spore is as fictional as the Bible. It’s just based on whatever information they could use to create a game that lightly follows the rules of evolution. It’s not a concrete educational tool that someone could use then walk away with a comprehensive knowledge of the Theory of Evolution. It’s a game. And like all other games, it will never fully translate what occurs in the real world.
Nice to see that there are so many mature people here that discuss this in a proper manner… behave. Nobody listens to you if you curse people around.
This is HIS blog at HIS site (as i understand it) and a guy/gal should be able to express their beliefs without having 16 year old people ganking him.
Anyways… The proof that god has created earth is from a book that has been passed down for ages? Nice… The Bible was a way for people at that time to get sense of it all. That basically goes for most religions really. Hard times and lack of technology, amongst other things, made religion.
Now we have a sensible theory, Darwin, and we have the science to help us prove it. How can you trust a 4000 old story as fact? Hope nobody finds Lord of the Rings in 5000 years time and believe that Sauron actually exsisted.
My $0.02 anyways…
YOU ALL GOT RICKROLL’D U STUPID CUNTS! I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I SAW THE RICK ROLL BUT I GOT A BIGGER LAUGH TO SEE YOU STILL PUTTING THIS GUY DOWN BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T READ THE WHOLE POST. EVOLUTION MUST BE TRUE BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE CLEARLY HAVEN’T EVOLVED TO EVEN UNDERSTAND POE’S LAW.
Epic Win Admin!
Du Spinner!
ITS A FAAAAAAAAAKE!
This is awesome. So many people prepared to read you the riot act without reading the whole of your post(s)! great parody.
Interesting though, that people calling you “stupid,” “intolerant,” etc., judge your “belief” without trying to understand them (read: read the whole post). Who are the intolerant, ignorant, idiots now?
Real Christianity applauds you, sir.
wtf are you talking about? spore is a stepping stone in gaming culture.. wtf is wrong with you? have you even played it
ps. good song!
So you really all fell for it?
I see what you did there.
on the 8th day, god made rick astley
If now God exist I dont i would care about a computergame like spore. ITS ONLY A GAME
You won an internet, mate. I just got rickrolled on the greatest way ever.
I tip my hat to you, admin.
If now God exist I dont think he would care about a computergame like spore. ITS ONLY A GAME
Truely epic. /Clap
Funniest thing so far is realizing how many damn people skip to comment after reading just a few lines. Finish the damn page people.
you got so many people!
I’m no creationist but it just goes to show there are people who don’t listen on both sides… or read, for that matter
It’s a game, and Will Wright has clearly stated that he didn’t want to come down on either side of the creationism/evolution debate though he pointed out that the player assumes the role of what is basically an intelligent designer. The game is not meant to be taken as the literal truth of the cosmos, it is intended as a toy to play with.
Even if you can’t stand with a majority of other intellectually honest Christians and abandon 7 day creationism for the much better clockmaker theory, there is still no need to bash Spore because it’s fictional setting doesn’t mesh with your dumb world view. Wright even pointed out in an interview that, before Spore was released, has had expected both side of the debate to go nuts. Instead, he said, he had only gotten complaints from atheists up to that point. Whoops! Looks like you’re on the devil’s side of this argument!
Well done!
I want to marry you!
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAH
AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STUPID FUCKS TRYIN TO ARGUE AT THE RICKROLLEDNESS
YOU PEOPLE ARE SOOOO FUCKIN RETARDED
IF U WERE SERIOUS IN UR REPLY U ARE A STUPID FUCK WHO SHOULD KILL URSELF AND UR BELIEFS
Ah ha ha! I’ve been visiting this for days–infuriated at someone’s ignorance, but drawn to it like a train wreck. Suddenly, today, I see this. My hat is off to you, my friend. I love the Rickroll, but this is a new high for the sport.
Congratulations!
God you people are stupid. Either you’ve never been rickrolled or you didn’t actually read the entire post (and, knowing the internet, it’s very likely the latter.)
Have none of you faggots caught on to the fact that this is an obvious prank?
Well played sir 🙂
Ctrl + F.
Type in “JJ”.
Read the post.
Says it all. ^.^
best. rickroll. ever.
you are a stupid monkey.
Spore is a game and Evolutionism is reality
Congratulations. It looks like 8 out of 10 commentors still don’t get it! Good work, roll on.
I was about to take my hat off to you and congratulate you on the RickRoll but alas its not true.
Ok lets see………
1. The Bible is a social document: its about how to live your life, not the be all and end all of scientific discovery, there are some bits that cannot be taken literally (snakes eat mice and small animals, not “dirt” as they are banished to in genesis, you can go to the zoo and watch them do this)
2. Translation issues: The old testament started off as a spoken document held by the tribes of Israel, now this on its own causes problems, a simple game of Chinese whispers with your children will show this issue in a nutshell, even the Buddhists (who formulated chanting as a memory technique) weren’t able to truly deal with this. From spoken world it was written down into Hebrew then Aramaic then Latin then old English then retranslated under the order of King James (to make it pleasing to his form of Christianity and political climate) then reconstituted into the good news bible. On top of the human error issues with all these changes the meaning of words change, The ancient Hebrews would not have needed to differentiate between “create” and “develop” meaning that an act of god snapping his fingers would have translated the same as him running evolution.
3. How long is a “day”? Now this is an issue brought up partially by translation (i think the original might translate literally as a time period) but also by the fact that days rely on there being a sun which there was not a the start of genesis
4. lack of empirical evidence: creationism doesn’t hold water as all the “proof” can easily be counteracted by other theories (and i clarify the different between a hypothesis and a theory here, a theory has been proven where as a hypothesis is speculation waiting to be proven ).
5. Example of evolution in nature: the flu virus every year mutates to counteract the vaccines that are developed to counteract it, MRSA is an evolutionary jump for survival as is every drug resistant illness that currently plagues our hospitals, the same thing happens with insects and insectersides, mixamatosis in rabbits and a hundred other examples
6. Radio carbon and geological dating: If genesis is completely true then so is the rest of the old testament, much as it has been calculated from the old testament that the world is only a few thousand years old geological dating has shown this to be completely untrue, oh and while where at it, light from the most distant stars would take longer than this apparent age of the universe to reach us, again more evidence that the bible cannot be used in a scientific context.
7. the tail bone and the appendix: if we sprang whole from the mind of god how come we have things that just dont do anything?
8. Dinosaurs: the T-Rex would have any animal now living on the planet for breakfast, saying that these animals lived at the same time as everything else may make an awesome t-shirt (jesus on a velosoraphtor is just the best image ever) but doesn’t hold up on even a passing analysis
so that’s my critique of your beliefs, I know lots of other people said most of what I said but I just wanted to get it out in a relatively non combative way.
btw, I’m also NOT denying the existence of a god (as I’m not going to disprove a theory that can be relatively neatly fitted around science just because I don’t like it)
Oh snap . . .
Poe Rolled!
Brilliant!
The sheer amount of stupidity in some of these comments is colossal. As for the article, well done, didnt believe there was any humor left in the rickroll. Gratz 🙂
I remain sceptical in both directions, whereas I know people actualyl hold these beliefs the “hacking” argument is equally plausable.
I still put up my comments because even if its not real its a nice thought exercise considering there is a relativly large chance the US will have a creationist as a VP come november
Spore made me a god along with God, so yeah. Jesus is a pretty cool guy, actually, despite all the hate on him on earth. The Holy Ghost also makes some rather delicious cherry strudel. This place is the shit.
Anyways, back to creating a bunch of massive dicks to roam the galaxy. I already predestined them to get killed off by a bunch of vaginas, so…
One of the best Rick Rolls ever! AMAZING!!!! 🙂
Grats on the rickroll, it’s funny to see how many people still just don’t get it.
l2read the article people…
Damn i’ve been getting punk’d for days!!! Is ashton coming out anytime soon to laugh at me?
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The rick roll thing is actually kinda getting old. Though its pretty fun becasue it screws this stupid bitches whole point
HEY LADY
GOD IS FUCKING DEAD
I applaud you, sir, on the best use of my meme to date. Congratulations, you win the internet.
Keep on ‘Rollin.
-Rick
You don’t think science have proved anything?
What type of proof do you have? An ancient book?
I really can’t see how Spore could be the worst problem in the world today.
Find something better to whine about…
I respect your right to say what you think and to be able to believe what you do, but why are you forcing it on everyone else? Lets get one thing strait.
A lot of people like this game. MOST of the world believes in evolution. Your quotations of the bible as proof that God created the earth and creatures are the most low levels of deduction possible. The bible says it there for it is true? If that is the case then there is a school for magicians with an exceptional student named Harry and this place exists because it is also in a book. Please understand that while you are free to believe what ever you choose to that forcing those beliefs on the rest of the world is wrong. Imagine if I tried to do the same to you, would you not be angry?
You are in the minority on this issue. You actions here do not help anyone, make the world a better place, or even enrich your religion. This cause as you have presented it has no factual evidence, just baseless claims, and is the equivalent to some 1337 flame thread on any other internet forum. Simply, you are a troll.
I respect your right to your beliefs and I would work to see your right to believe in what you do protected. Why won’t you in turn let me believe what I want to? If you are in my eyes free to worship God then you must understand that I am free to believe God does not exist. I am not debating religion and I am not saying you are wrong. I am simply saying that as an intelligent person you owe it to the rest of the world to at least make their own decisions. If someone asks your opinion or approaches you actively for guidance, that is one thing, but to actively force your beliefs on others is wrong.
Please stop telling me what you think is good for me. I assure you what you think I need to be protected from I do not. In complete honesty I would rather be protected from you.
Nick W
lol @ all the people STILL not getting the joke <_<
Wow grow up 😀
I’m so happy this was a rickroll.
How come there are so many posters that don’t get the joke?
HAHAHA, I love the large amount of wank you’re getting in this post from the idiot masses who don’t finish reading and can’t take a joke. Some of them even DID see the Rickroll and still go on to argue all your points that were just made invalid by the Rickroll. GENIUS.
dude, you all just got rickrolled. that’s the point… this is a parody of christian idiocy. it’s a Colbert. she’s mocking them.
if not… gosh, I guess this would set a new record for life being a parody of itself.
Xinn… I think it’s hilarious that you just took the time to write a response that was several volumes long but couldn’t be bothered to read to the end of the post to find that you’ve been rickrolled. So yeah. You just look like a moron now.
This was the best social experiment/rick rolling I’ve ever witnessed. Brilliant!
You sir are one magnificent bastard. Perfect, PERFECT example of Poe’s Law!!!!
My hat is off to you!
God’s no stranger to love
He knows the rules
And so do I
A full commitment’s what He’s
thinkin of
You wouldn’t get this from
Any other god.
Amen.
I think the all the moronic faggots who took the post seriously, and actually tried to post arguments in the comments are funnier than the fact you just rickrolled everyone using bible quotes.
LOOK AT THE BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT THE FLOOD FUCKTARDS, IT’S A GODAMN RICKROLL. IT’S A JOKE. IT’S NOT SERIOUS. STOP POSTING COMMENTS WHEN IT’S CLEAR YOU DIDN’T EVEN READ THE ENTIRE POST.
We’re no strangers to love…
Goddamn provacateur. One hell of a length to go to in order to make… a point? Was a point made with this?
the best part of all this is that people keep arguing a point and fail to realize they have been rick roll’d
LOL
My hats off to you for the Rick Roll.
Too bad most of the people commenting are too stupid to see that this is all a well planned hoax.
I love how you can tell so many people didn’t read the artice and see it is the greatest rickroll of all time
And it is written in the greates books of them all:
“In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
Just because someone wrote somewhen somehow something down, doesn’t mean that that person was right.
See, I could write a book that says:
Well first of all, there was nothing. I mean the void itself. But then, then, oh boy, then there was everything. It was bright and gloomy and all that stuff. And I created it all. I don’t have to explain it to you, cause I created you too. So don’t ask stupid questions and serve me.
This has not to be true (but it could be)!
So lady, please, watch and think for yourself.
Open up your eyes and have a look at the variety of everything.
Read some books (Darwin or Nietzsche are very good).
And please, don’t ever start with “Intelligent Design”… never … I’m serious … Or I gotta throw all my creations into the bin and start right away. And I bet you won’t like existing in my bin.
Peace,
Hooks
@Headspace:
The point that you got rickrolled.
I cant believe how many of these posters are not finishing the post and still taking the bait!
Funny site, nice job 🙂
Sorry for being dense. I’m pretty sure now that it was a brilliant rickroll, disguised as Christian Bible-Thumping. Some of us aren’t as swift as others…
I gotta say I was fooled. Brilliant!
Boy, a lot of you don’t get it. Idiots.
Yay, it’s all fake. I think. The ending was a little ambiguous.
If it is a fake, then… Worst. Rickroll. Ever.
If it isn’t, then… See all comments above.
Still, there are people that believe as the Admin ‘does’ and go around spouting such nonsense in the name of progression. Art imitating life? Or, uh, the other one?
dude you had me there wow im impressed this might go down as one of the best internet hoaxes in gaming history. i take everything back from my other comment
Seriously! Are you stupid? I don’t belive so strongly that there is no God that anything you say would change that, a human being would never be able to convince me that there’s a God. What I don’t understand is why you use the damn Bible to try to convince. Like “Oh but it says here that…”, yeah so what? The Bible was written by man a long time ago, when people knew nothing about anything. They belived that there was a God behind everything because that was the only thing they could belive in. Now science has proved countless of things in the Bible to be wrong and there has never been a sign of a God anywhere.
The Bible was written by man, man created God, not the other way around. Most of the things that’s written in the Bible are false or extremly exaggerated.
There is no God of any kind.
You sir, win at life. This is one of , if not the, most epic Rick Rolls I have ever seen. Simply brilliant.
Wonderful <3
NO ONE AGREES WITH YOU. TAKE A HINT.
YOU CAN CONTROL WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR OWN HOUSEHOLD AND IT ENDS THERE.
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR SON MISSING OUT ON A GREAT GAME.
…And, for the record, trying to imply Will Right is pushing his beliefs on America’s youth is complete and utter hypocritical bullsh*t. You guys are the dickholes that insist everyone follow your religion or burn for eternity. PEOPLE CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT. THIS IS AMERICA ISN’T IT.
That creationism is still being taught in schools continues to astound me… and the reason evolution is taught is because it’s a SCIENCE; we’re not trying to refute your little theory, we’re trying to unveil the truth. Insisting that creationism still be taught is childish at best.
Let us not also forget the words of the gospel Matthew:
6 When the disciples heard this, they fell facedown to the ground, terrified. 7 But Jesus came and touched them. “Get up,” he said. “Don’t be afraid.” 8 When they looked up, they saw no one except Jesus. 9 As they were coming down the mountain, Jesus instructed them, “Together forever and never to part. 10 Together forever we two. 11 And don’t you know I would move Heaven and Earth. 12 To be together forever with you.” 13 And lo, the disciples did partake of the goodness of Astley, and were well pleased.
WHY DONT YOU KILL YOURSELF? DO YOU HAVE ANY MENTAL PROBLEM? GOD IS A LIE!
LoL, Simon here hasn’t figured out he just got Rickrolled yet. I love the internet.
i love how you just stated in this post that you just trolled the spore community – and they still dont get it.
Beautiful…just beautiful…and for all those still responding to this in a serious fashion…WAKE UP. If you’d actually practiced what you all preached, and WERE open-minded enough to listen to someone elses thoughts/ideas before bashing them, you’d have EXPLORED the site and would have figured it out nearly immediately…again, nicely done 😉
Did you idiots even read that post?
27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
http://www.gamepolitics.com/2008/09/11/antispore-creationist-site-revealed-rick-roll
are peole really this stupid? you really thought that this site is real thing?
oh god…
HA HA HA nice one. You really had me going there, well done.Very clever
Hey! I think U r just a fake that wants to be pop on internet, so why wont u write with a nickname, show urself…
First of all, if u have a child U r a creator… u create a creature we call human.
Now, a game is a game created by man ( like the bible ), but… look, u know that a game is a fantasy? Like those disney films ur child see on TV… Game is like a interactive book where the player can make the words do what he wants.
If u want people to play attention to u just run in a street without ur clothes… it uses to take more attention than writing a blog like this. If u wanna know there r 7billions people over the world, but not even 1% know what is Spore or what is a game.
Oh, and congrats whoever did this, it was truly epic and you guys really do deserve all the praise you get.
Ha! Dick. It was perfect. So believable. Can we have a circle jerk now?
hahah
I can’t believe how many fools don’t get that this is a joke
I wonder if people are this dumb in real life or check their brain at the door when they sit down in front of their computers
Oh thank goodness it’s a fake.
Well played, sir/madam, well played indeed.
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP,
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN,
NEVER GONNA BEAT THIS TROLL,
IT’S JUST EPIC
Wow, I’m Christian and I find nothing wrong with this game. This is nothing but propaganda you’re spewing out. And for the record, the Bible does not teach Creationism. It’s what some extremists came up with and claimed to be the work of God.
Besides, by your argument, Spore should be about Creationism, which not only defeats the game’s purpose, but also would result in offending Evolutionists(Or at least un-accepting ones). So it would be an endless cycle of ignorance. If you want people to accept your choices, than except the choice people made to create the game in that way.
ALSO, the gaming studio that made Spore is famous for making non-violent games. Spore has a religous, economic, war, and social way to spread across the galaxies(though Economic and Religious aren’t available for awhile). So why did I even take the time to post if you only saw one part of the game and assumed from there?
ALSO ALSO, don’t swear at this person, it’s ironic if you can’t accept their opinion.
Ahh, very clever
lmao EPIC nicely done
The only real tell I could see was that you were posting at too fast a rate for it to be genuine, but all-in-all was so seemingly well though-out it looked real. Well played, sir/madam, for the posters are obviously too reactionary and idiotic to see they’ve been trolled at this point. You could probably just keep rolling with this one.
ALSO ALSO ALSO, I have the strange feeling that this is all a lie, as more than half of the christian racialists are pretenders trying to brew up some trouble. W/e.
“I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.”
Well there you go…Maybe you shouldn’t believe everything you were told as a child. I mean, think about it, you could have been a scientologist kiddie and be a loony right now. Maybe its time to really look at yourself and go, do I like being a sheep? Do I like just believing whatever I’m told? Just because you were raised to think Santa Claus is real doesn’t mean you believe it now right? Or do you?
WOW, this is amazing, best prank in a long time hats off to you…
If there is a god, he surely created this website.
Epic.
Just, wow. As someone involved with Internet marketing, I can say that this was the best thought, most incredibly executed Rick Roll I have ever seen. I have no idea how you held out so long. I would have been way too anxious to let it out.
Incredible job. Just incredible.
Which way to the pisser?
That is pretty brilliant. But I want to keep my post. It may help some poor soul someday.
Bravo I say, Bravo.
Okay. I still think that this is all an attempt to make money.
I’m upping my bet to five dollars now.
May I please refer you to the 4 part Zeitgeist series which can be seen on YouTube under the following names,
“zeitgeist on religion 1/4”
“zeitgeist on religion 2/4”
“zeitgeist on religion 3/4”
“zeitgeist on religion 4/4”
I’m sure if you are conscious enough you could find yourself to have a look, unless of course you just don’t want to. Then again, blog shite like this on the internet and you should be willing to read all pages of the book.
Nice one, man. But I can’t believe people acted that way even with the overly obvious unseriousness.
Dumbasses.
My mistake. I didn’t see the post before mine. Haha. I was right.
You Sir. are pure win. an epic Rick roll of worthy of an epic game. Well done.
This is great. I’m thinking people got too peeved before reading the last paragraph, because it’s impossible not to notice the distinct presence of Rick Astley all over it.
Great job guys!
It’s hilarious how many people here don’t even read what you write. It’s a joke, everyone, figure it out. -_-
God created earth then his mom got scared and said “you’re moving in with your aunt and uncle in a town called bellair”
Here comes the jesus squad, But guys get a fucking education!
Jesus probably was a nice guy but he and his belief’s died a long time ago. And just if he was amongst us i think he would be against narrowmindedness
Is this a joke? Because the other choice is so sad…
Get an education, read more than one old book!!!
Read the whole thing, jackasses. Knee-jerk reactions; aren’t they grand?
Why don’t you just sum everything up by saying “I’m a brainwashed bot.”
Truely epic Rick-Roll my friend… truely epic
Haha I love how people are still giving him hatemail. Idiots, he rickrolled all of you 😀
WE’RE NO STRANGERS TO LOOOOVE
YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO IIIII
Man, reading comprehension FAILED for 90% of the commenters. Actually, most of them probably just didn’t read it.
Wow.
People suck.
Anyone that got angry at OP should die in a fire. They’re the problem with this world, not the troll or his “creationist” ideas.
WTB stupidity punishable as felony, 3k ok?
OMG all you people who are yelling “BIGOT”. As much as I love you guys…you’re just making yourselves look retarded. RICK ROLL.
Why dont you read the entire post. lol
Loving this site today 😀
I rather piss on your beliefs
I seriously pity you.
Your family indoctrinated you.
If I wrote a book saying I never lie, and in a later chapter said I the Prime Minsiter of Norway, and it had to be true because it says I never lie and I allegedly I wrote the book, would you belive me?
Best. Page. On. The. Internet. EVER!! I think I <3 you!
The best satire is the kind that doesn’t wave a big obnoxious flag reading “THIS IS SATIRE YOU NUMBNUTS”… and even though scores of people have “outted” the humor in the comments already, you’ll continue to get many more comments of people who don’t get it. Even though we’re all making fun of them right to their faces. They’re just in such a big hurry to rant and rave they don’t take one single second to read 3 comments in.
Eventually you’ll probably need to change the post title to “This is a RICK ROLL”… and even then… people still won’t get it.
Big Epic WIN (for you).
The brainwashed, closed minded, bigoted, hypocritical, atheist dumbasses here need to shut the hell up. So salty you can’t decide upon a faith so you become an atheist coward determined that there is nothing? Pathetic. BTW Nick if you believe those shitty videos you are mentally retarded.
Dumbasses like most of you idiots destroy any hope I had in humanity. I guess I will have to trust that most smart people are avoiding this hellhole.
This is amazing. Thank you.
Holy shit everyone, read the last few lines. It was an elaborate Rick Roll. Now its time for the real Anti-Spore sites to come up.
why wait till now to lead a crusade about pokemon? thats been stuffing evolution into the head of children for over 10 years!
also, lolz, rick roll
omfg.
Oh. My. Fg. God.
This is epic my friend, epic. The moment I figured out this was just one big joke, you’re the man. Or woman. Or whatever.
You had the whole Spore community in your hands, made them believe in something that’s one big hilarious joke and showed the whole “creationist” community how blind they are.
That, my friend, takes some balls and a great sense of humour to do it.
I salute you and thanks for the laugh!
AWESOME TROLL TROLLIN’
Everyone in here is retarded for thinking this was a serious site.
Attention to all you dumbasses: THIS IS A JOKE. THE SITE CREATOR WAS BEING SATIRICAL. LOOK AT THE END OF THE POST, IT’S A DAMN RICKROLL. YOU PEOPLE ARE MORONS.
Why should we understand your beliefs when you instantly dismiss anyone else’s?
I would quite like to know that.
You all got rickrolled 🙂
I can’t believe you idiots are THAT blind. It’s all a big JOKE. JEEZ.
Props on this joke! I laughed my ass off when I got to the end.
I piss on everything. Even this probably was both (Serious and a Joke).
Sry but christ is lame , Why cant you guys ever shut up?
Do we , non believers , spit in your face when you make a movie about god / jesus / or the holy spitit bla bla , No we dont , we try to respect your believes , but I got to tell you , Its getting damn hard. Suck it up and stop being such a douch
I understand your beliefs. I do. Your religious. You believe in God and the Bible.
Nothing wrong with that, after all, the First Amendment says you have a “Freedom of Religion”. However, I have a HUGE problem with your religion thinking everything they say is 100% THE TRUTH and everyone else IS WRONG.
You people go spreading propaganda claiming “The media is secular and unholy!” “It’s brainwashing kids!!!”. You don’t like it, go talk to your Church about it, because a large portion of the people reading this blog don’t give a damn about this BS.
Last time I checked, this isn’t the Midevil Age, the Church does NOT have control over everyone’s lives, and America is NOT a Communist country. So therefor, GTFO our Internets with your propaganda.
There is nothing wrong about believing in God but seriously, you are imprinting your beliefs on something that wasn’t meant to hold any to begin with. This is a game, meant for entertainment based on the creative capacity of the player. CREATIVE, FICTION. The game, or the games creator, isn’t saying that this is how the true events in history happened or anything close.
You are fighting a work of FICTION, a story, a creative tool for people to enjoy designing FICTIONAL creatures and watch them act in a FICTIONAL world. It’s like your fighting a fictional book.
Guess who else told fictional stories, JESUS. Jesus told a number of PARABLES, which ARE FICTION, in a parable case it is meant to share a certain ethical message. The point of this paragraph is to say a FICTIONAL story is not LYING or trying to tell you the truth. SPORE is a FICTION but not a PARABLE
So this was really just a hoax after all. And I thought that this website could be turned into a medium of healthy debate over the validity of the genesis version of the creation story. But since even the author of the site doesn’t beleive what he/she is saying (as made evident by the Rcik Astley references), and the fact that the debate is almost entirely one sided this can not be the case.
BEEN RICK ROLLED.
OH FUCK.
I dont even know why i leave these messages… not like you read them anyway… or if you do, you wont listen or even consider.
Ah, ok. Well played, good sir, well played indeed.
Sad that it seemed so plausible, though.
Even THE LATEST commenters are still fooled, good job sir.
I wonder if there is some kind of hall of fame for the internet, this would be in the top ten pages.
God made humans, and gave us the potential we have, so God also made Spore. God gave Mr. Wright the possibility of having this game idea, so stop complaining about it.
@ Bumbler
WHY DO YOU EVEN LEAVE MESSAGES IF YOU DONT EVEN READ THE ENTIRE POST!!!!!!
LOL
Bravo Sir, Bravo!
I thank you for your continued existence on the internet. You keep it fun!
You seem ignorant to the fact that not everyone believes in god or that god created earth according to the words of the bible. Spore does no more to disrupt your beliefs than these comments do. If you’re confident in your faith, then a simple game makes no difference. Stop railing against OUR beliefs. Did you ever think of that?
Furthermore, not believing in god does not make non-believers worse than you. Your arrogance indicates that you seem to think one is better than the other.
man fuck off.
the guys spend 7.5 years to make this game. MORE THEN SEVEN YEARS TO CREATE THIS GAME!!!
it is a game man. entertaiment! go read your bible if that is what you like. i am a christain myself true. but spore is art and has nothing to do why bij beliefs.
look to the band slayer. the singer is also a christian. and the sing about satans en that jesus can fuck off and die. but the singer sees it as art.
i laugh about lyrics about satan’s and stuff.
so why don’t you laugh about the silly game spore? spore is way beter then GTA that game made people kill each other believe me.
*sigh* *facepalm* @ People who didnt read the entire blog.
It was epic to fool this many people. Proof that people fail in living.
Epic Rick Roll.
Legendary.
Best. Rickroll. Ever.
The fact that so many people got so up in arms about this without even realizing the point of the post, makes it that much sweeter.
@ED
You’re right… i just finished reading it… I R WETATED
the troll was funny, the outraged responses by people who didn’t bother reading the whole post and went straight to “HURF BLURF RELIGION IS STUPIDSDJFLSD” was funnier
Sieg Heil !
Arrrr !
Understand your beliefs? You have to demonstrate understanding to earn it you bigoted extremist. And using the bible as proof that god exists is amatuer.
Nicely done man, you truly had me there 😀
Hahaha, i laugh at the people that clearly haven’t read it all and still think it’s about Spore XD
oh, nevermind, rickroll. Fake.
Come on guys, learn to read the whole post before posting comments. You’ve been fooled, it’s all a joke and the joke’s on you :p
god says you should suck dick
*laughs* My co-workers didn’t believe the site was a joke when I first showed it to them. One was still annoyed after this post since he (as so many of these posters) didn’t read it until completion. Thank you for the days of entertainment (and the fact that people STILL aren’t getting it.)
…and shot all these people who still dont get it, just posting the same bullshit. We don’t need your DNA, idiots, IT WAS A JOKE.
(and a really good one)
Joke or not she’s most likely gotten every bigot creationist that has read this after EA’s head…
Thank you for stoking the already catastrophic blaze, stupid girl…
Let’s get married :/
Each and every person who disagrees with this guy should just never talk again until they retake elementary school and learn how to read. This whole site was obviously a joke. He RICK ROLLED YOU. He admitted it was a joke. If you don’t know what it means, google it. If you don’t know what google is, it’s a search engine dumbnuts. Now, why don’t you children go outside, get some sunshine, as if you get any, take a breathe, count to ten, read over the article again, and after you fully comprehend the joke, break your modem. You do not belong on the internet.
I suppose you shit your pants when you think of communists. I mean the thought of science being told in school… How DARE they???? And just in case you are so stupid not to understand I am being sarcastic you bible bashing nut case.
Let me tell you something, the soviet army is coming to get you…
They bringing science books, logic and explosives to blow up churches.
P.S. GOD DOESN’T EXIST
Its unfortunate that you’ve gotten so many insult and/or juvenile posts on your blog. I certainly hope you take the time to clean out the more egregious posts, especially those containing foul language.
That said, while I am an evangelical Christian, and I take my beliefs very seriously, I fundamentally disagree with your perspective on this game. I hope you’ll read and consider an alternative take on both Mr Wright’s game as well as the old battle between creationism and evolution.
First, I think you unfairly pit ‘science’ against ‘faith,’ as though the two cannot coexist. In fact, many of the earliest men of science were also men of faith. Galileo has been famously cited as having said “I refuse to believe that the same God who gave us reason and intellect intended us to forego their use.” Gregor Mendel, who is widely considered to be the father of genetics, was a monk. While it is true that many view science as an alternative to faith, there are also many (like myself) who believe that science complements faith; I believe God created a world that follows certain rules (i.e., gravity won’t suddenly ‘switch off,’ everything is made of molecules which in turn are made of atoms, etc), and science is the study and observation of those rules.
Second, it is a fact–not a theory–that some lifeforms change over time. Virii and Bacteria ‘mutate’ on a regular basis, causing them to be immune to antibodies that would kill their prior forms. Granted, a small change in a virus is a far cry from the claim that a fish can evolve legs over time and walk out of the ocean, but the fact is, your assertion that “God [created] all the creatures [without] creatures ‘evolving’ into other creatures” simply can’t be factual. Whether this causes you a crisis of faith or not is of course your own prerogative.
Third, I think you can believe both that the earth is older than 6000 years and in the Bible. While it is true that the Bible describes creation as taking 6 days (plus one day off), it was not until day 4 that the sun was created. A day is generally defined as a full rotation of the earth as measured by the relative position of the sun. That means that you are making a very specific temporal argument based on a vague passage of scripture about how long something took before measurable time existed! You are, of course, free to believe whatever you will, but I certainly wouldn’t base my faith on something so tenuous.
Finally, the game Spore really makes a better case for intelligent design (the popular Christian response to evolution) than it does for evolution. Consider: according to the theory of evolution, the earth existed for a gazillion years (whatever 🙂 ), creatures mutated randomly, and these mutations were either positive, resulting in that form of the critter out living his siblings, or negative, resulting in that form of life getting eaten by the nearest predator. But that isn’t what happens in Spore. In Spore, an intelligent being (the player) creates a creature. That creature is not the result of an accidental mutation. Rather, that creature has been created by a being who cares about its well being, and he or she designs that creature to best be able to survive its environment. How is that not creationism?
Are you stupid, or just pretending to be?
why could you not be a believer and simply be silent? please die out like all the other obsolete things from the past. I hope you have a quick, happy and short life! yours, sincerely, dave
“I’m not part of EA nor do I speak for them, but someone had to speak for the rest of us that are offended by this ‘game’.”
You didn’t have to speak because noone else IS offended by this game.
Now I know you have to be a fake. You just bloody rick-rolled in place of a Bible verse.
If I didn’t find you so pathetic, I’d be laughing right now.
Ah, Poe’s law strikes again. It was fun while it lasted, I wonder how many people you really managed to convince against Spore.
You really should have not tipped your hand so soon, mentioning Poe’s Law was a giveaway so blatant I am surprised some people still think you are against Spore.
Great satire you have here, keep up the good work!
fuck! i didn’t see the textual rickroll….
Oh for goodness sake. I just got rick-rolled.
congratz you were the most hated person on the internet for a day…..quite an achievement, especially on 9/11
All rickrollers should be taken out and summarily spanked… unless that’s something they’d enjoy in which case they shoud be taken out and pointedly not spanked!
I was not laughing! I had something caught in my throat.
Amazing work. You just Hoodwinked kost of the religiously opposed people on the internet. Hats off to you, kudos and all that jazz. For a moment, i thought you were really a creationist fool, then, oh my. You, sir, are a genius.
Fuck you Religious twat!Spore is a great game and just because you dont like it You go all Preachy and up your ass Serriously Fuck you!
Ever heard of theistic evolution or macro vs. micro evolution
God dammed biggots!
Legendary. Absolutely legendary.
I stopped reading the moment you said “I don’t choose to have these beliefs” that phrase is complete and utter B.S. raised with them or not, if you didn’t believe it was true, it wouldn’t be YOUR belief, it would be A belief that you do not agree with.
About bloody time you people realised this was a hoax, but now the creationists are going to get us in our sleep!
We’re doomed! D:
Well.. I could write a whole text explaining why you are wrong, but I don’t think that I’ll do it.
Spore is just a game.
You looks like an crhitiam version of a fanatic muslim that condemns all that ins’t recorded in their holy book.
I’m a christan too, but I believe in the Darwin’s theory. And It makes God’s work even beautier, cause It shows that God is the intelligence behind the nature’s way. God is our universe, our world, our nature everything. So when the Bible says that he made us just like him, It said that he made us from the nature, the spiritual nature that’s in everything.
So… It’s a pity for you to view the world in such fanatic way.
You suck.
Epic…Truly fucking epic.
Great site. Well-played. Too bad that what it really does is show that all the ‘educated atheists’ who are so anti-creationist are also frequently idiots. Science, I would remind all those who oppose this satire without realizing it’s satire, involves reading the entire page. For those of faith who came to flame this overzealous ‘fundamentalist,’ know that there are many, many people who truly think this way, and take action over more serious subjects, such as the dictating of people’s lives.
Also, I lol’d.
Good Rick Roll. Hopefully someone will tell some of these people who posted. I’d like to see the look on their faces when they realized they were fooled.
My hat off to you, sir/madame. You really did get me there (and, like, everyone else too). Well done, indeed.
*hat doff*
Wow. Mad props to you! That was a great point you made. It’s too bad barely anyone read the whole thing to actually respond to it intelligently. XD
Guys guys guys. It’s a joke. The site is a joke. Ever heard of rick roll? Google it. Jesus Christ.
wait… so you worship rick astley?!
“I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.”
that is what someone could call indoctrination, no?
thats why no one (yes especially parents) should be allowed to “teach” kids about their own beliefs before they are able to make an informed decision about what they are being “taught”. Kids simply will – up to a certain age – take their parents / authoritative figures “teachings” for the truth, no matter how ridiculous (“mommy, where do babies come from?” – “storks, shut up”) these “explanations” are.
the more elaborate the explanation, the longer one needs to dig through them to get to the base of them. you obviously never got to the point of doubting anything about what you where taught or – sad thought – are simply not intelligent enough to do so, even at an age where you are allowed to raise children of your own (which i honestly belief you have proven you should not be allowed to because you have a bad inflence on your child). Dawkins called this a “different form of child abuse” and after reading your blog i start to belief. THAT is what you did for yourself by putting yourself out here.
and your pathetic begging along the lines of “please let me be an ignorant, judgmental, hateful (the gay thing, remember?), self rigthous person and ignore the fact that I put my beliefs on the internet and in essence insult everyone who does not agree with me and dont tell me im wrong because i know im not because i was taught all my life that im not by people who share the same exact beliefs” is simply that – pathetic. (circular reasoning, again)
do you really expect anyone to go more easy on you just because you plain out tell everyone that you base your LIFE on a two thousand year old book of contradictory analogies and take it for literal truth?
by your reasoning, your believe in chrisitanity is true because your family told you that it is true because it is written in a book that says it is true. so how exactly does this make your belief more “true” than that of a raised muslim? i mean other than your belief in the book that says you are right?
i could grab any fantasy novel that claims somewhere in the text that it is a true story, teach it to my kids as the truth and their belief would have have the same same validity as yours – none whatsoever. because proving the bible to be factual is something no one ever managed to do, other than to all ready believing christians.
CIRCULAR REASONING IS NOT HELPING ANY SO-CALLED FACT-BASED ARGUMENT!
“It’s these teachings that I’ve spent my life learning, believing and becoming, that have made me the woman that I am today.”
thats just negative advertisement for christianity.
because when i look at the comments here and the perception of your blog on the internet, the consensus is that you are an ignorant person of seemingly low iq and the tendency to whine when someone questions you in stead of thinking abut the questions raised.
If THAT is what christianity made you (you just said so) than you just pissed off the pope and any other christian leader – yay, go moronwoman!
must say opinions are like assholes, everyone has on, and when it comes to “god” well same concept. I dont belive in god, i couldnt give a rats ass honestly, people like you are no better then the terrorists that attack countries for not being Muslim. I fucking hate extremists, so its a game about evolution, get the fuck over it, get a life, go pray, instead of wasting 10 minutes of my life reading why video games are “bad”.
Sorry if it seems im spitting bullets here, but that shit pisses me off to no end. Let people belive in what they want instead of trying to brainwash everyone.
Epic Rickroll. You win the internetz.
Wow what an elaborate rickroll!! I’m glad this site’s a joke!
omfg – 27 – pwnd- sad thing is this could have been written on any christian site. and i would have commentedthe sam if i by some strange coincidence happened to stumble on that site.
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Does anyone need to know that this guy was done the best rick roll ever and became a retarded one as well?
oh lol.
I can’t believe loads of people haven’t realized yet.
The bible also said he made our bodies out of clay, and the ocean’s are his spit. :\
Obvious troll is obvious.
nice.
This is the most….amazing, and most genius rick roll I’ve ever seen. My hats off to you!
OMG so elaborate so much planing…..why…….?
Read the bloody blog, you’re killing me with your hilarious attacks against this chap. One could say he’s got half the internet on him. Great pun guy, I’ll get you the next time.
You guys are all so unbelievably stupid it is quite hilarious. I applaud the author of this website for being the comedy god that he is. The people that are combating him are obviously not aware of this contraption called the “internet” and the fact that in this vast, vast “internet” there is a wildly acclaimed joke called the “rickroll” In case you would like to be informed further please visit this link and please stop commenting. Thank you.
http://rickroll.net/about/ also if you didn’t understand that one to further the point
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-rickroll.htm
I realize this site is a hoax, but I just wanted to clear one thing up, because some of the previous posters seemed confused on a point;
Hominids (humans) did not descend from monkeys or apes or anything alive today. We share a common ancestor with apes and monkeys. It’s a pet peeve of mine when someone denounces evolution because “how could we have evolved from monkeys??”
Anyways, to the admin; you really had us fooled, well played.
I am a Christian, and I totally agree with you. The world is really gone wrong. God is never gonna give us up!!
Jesus!
I thought this site was serious as well, nice joke :P.
If you dumbasses read the whole post then YOU’D KNOW that it’s a joke.
All you gotta do is read people. Reading solves most things.
SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL!
lol you guys are retarded. Did you actually READ it at all? >.<
Best. Troll. Ever.
I love you. <3
i thought you were serious till i saw the song. this whole sight is an epic win, my friend. delete my past comments. 😀
I also find it amazing that people are still falling for this. For fuck’s sake, learn to read people.
The best thing is that people still aren’t reading that this is a total rick roll.
I had my suspicions it was viral advertising but never in a million years would I have guessed at such an elaborate Rick-roll, you Sir/Madam have made a little bit of Internet History this week,Kudos.
SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL
“I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.”
thats all i need to read to know that you’re nothing than a puppet to your parents.
think for yourself damnit.
okay, i believe that everyone believes in so many different things as a sense of comfort – not so much that there is something there… but when there is crisis or something it will be passed off, in religious worlds, as a test. Myself, I’m atheist – and have an interest in science.
I’m young, and haven’t really researched too much into religion – but i’m sorry, from anything that i’ve seen it’s just … well there’s so many things i could say but i don’t want to cause offence into others believes. the way is see it is that it’s a fraud (for example: why would a church (say in america) ask for offers … being money… when if you believe in something why would you need to fund something? you don’t fund the easter bunny or the toothfairy do you? it’s just something you believe (or don’t)).
Also, in reply to this whole [pointless] website…. the evolution theory has pretty much been proven, with all different research has gone on, oh and i guess this Large Hadrons Collider probably doesn’t help ;-).
Spore is a fantastic game, i bet you haven’t even played it as it’s so “outrageously against religion” and thus you haven’t actually experienced the creativity and fun that this game actually has… hours of gameplay – it’s a absolutely amazing concept of a game that no one has really done – How comes there wasn’t a “Anti Grand Theft Auto” when that’s killing woman, police, innocents, stealing, promoting all evil things… hmm.
chances of you reading this are so slim, considering there are over 700 replies to this monstrostity that is. but hey, that’s that…
something else, i just re-read the post
animals, okay they were “created by god” then tell me, what are all these bone formations you find in museums, you know – dinosaurs lol
religion… is just dillusion…
Amazing trolling. I bow before your excellence.
brilliant
Lol epic troll i congratz u on being NUmBA 1!! a very long and hard plan too rick roll the internets
by the way, i’m sad the epic epicness is epically over. D’:
I counted the first 40 comments. Only 10 people got it. and it doesn’t look good skimming the other 700 or so xD xD xD
I WANT TO HAVE THIS WOMAN’S BLESSED HELLSPAWN BABIES!!!!!!!!!
1) It’s a game.
2) Your lead argument is based off of a book, a clear work of fiction mind you(this is inarguable, factual content aside, it was told orally for centuries before being printed, so there is a guaranteed amount of fiction.
pss if the children ask where the epicness went, tell them it went on a long and epically epic vacation of epicness. you, sir/madam/jesus-in-disguise-trying-to-see-how-mortals-react-to-this-sort-of-thing, are a win. ;D
Wow – ignorance is bliss. This site is ecstatic in ignorance.
Don’t believe in science? GET OFF THE INTERNET – ALL THIS ELECTRICITY IS CLEARLY AN AFFRONT TO GOD.
really, i dont see how this is going against anything since its a game. but whatever dude, believe in something that doesnt exist. your book said the world was going to end soon, guess what dude, its been 2000 years since that book has been made so where is this so called end. I for sure as hell dont see one
Well, to be quite honest, I havnt been rickrolled in a long time, it felt good to be pushed back into my shell of distrust 🙂
Thanks,
PS: FUCK YOU.
PPS: JK
Fuck your beliefs and fuck you!
its a new experience for me.
p.s. SAIM NAIM! :O
pss. erm, rawr :[
Wow, GOD IS A MYTH, evolution is fact, and just because you are stupid and think that there is a god, you believe in god because it makes you feel safe and secure the truth is the world sucks. Ive played Spore and you just are mad at a game thats telling the truth, I should make a game called EVOLUTION THE TRUTH and you can be stupid about that.
Goddamn. Epicness.
You sir deserve one free internets.
Extremely funny, I wonder how many (millions) were outraged without actually taking the trouble to read even a few lines of text?
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up.
22. “Never gonna let you down.”
23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.”
24. “Never gonna make you cry.”
25. “Never gonna say goodbye.”
26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”
27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
I take my hat off to you.
GOD IS NOT REAL, Nothing can be all-powerful and good, If there was a god he wouldnt let people get raped, murdered or get sick, hes a myth. I feel sorry for the people who waste there life worshiping a fictional thing, trying to get into heaven which also does not exists, when you die you go into a never-ending sleep its that simple, no bright light, just black and if your lucky a dream.
Okay, the rickrolling was epic. XD.
Though I myself don’t quite agree with your points, I think that everyone’s entitled to their opinion, and to believe what they wish to. At least, in America, and in other nations for sure.
Wow, it’s hilarious that people are still getting upset at it.
I love you!
Whoever you are, your satire is brilliant!
Much like Clamism.
Best rickroll EVER. I love that people don’t get it. Hopefully the lack of understanding won’t crush your faith in mankind. heh.
Lol everyone who doesn’t get the joke FAIL…
Sir you Rock. All hail god asth
I think actually that shes right. Stop Spore! Stop Will Wright!
For God sakes let us burn these heretics and call upon the inquisition… this is truly christian! like our ancestors in the dark age!
You say that we shall unterstand YOUR believe, but youre not understands and respects OUR believes, this is really ignorant isnt it?
I dont understand why every christian is crying about religious tolerance, but on the other side they show NO tolerance to other believes! Sorry but Christian are the real devils on Earth!
that is wonderful for you, but truth be told, what has that to do with spore? or me? or anyone else?
You bring into your home, that which you desire for you and yours.
The world should not be here to conform to your beliefs. YOU believe in the bible..and that is fine.. I do not.. nor have I a wish to, in the time of the world and faiths/religions.. christianity though.. 2000 yrs old.. is really not the oldest religion.. in the lifespan of man it is reaching middle age in religion..
I am not even sure if christianity has the greatest number of people.. I do not think so.
And Christianity has many offshoots as well, no one takes the bible in the exact same way.
I say, you do not like spore? fine, it is a game, do not buy it and teach your children to avoid it. *I* do not mind it, I have the right to see it, purchase it.. use it for myself and my children.. none of your business.
Thats how it should be, and I hope remains to be. Your faith is yours, keep it out of my home..
My faith is mine, none of your business.
right. science is unuseful. you can find every answer in bible. every is in bible. also your brain…
Haha, you had to edit the post so people woudl get it
nvm, you sir are win.
now… who the fuk are you? its all ova the interwebs
THIS IS THE BEST RICK ROLL EVER!!!!!!!
TO ALL YOU DOUCHE BAGS, TRY ACTUALLY READING THIS ITS ALL A JOKE AND YOUR ALL COMPLETE DIPSHITS WITH YOUR SERIOUS BULLSHIT POSTS, YOU SHOULD ALL DIE, AND ARE ALL STUPID AND DUMB, AND RETARDED, AND NOT COOL, AND LAME, AND PEDOPHILES.
you disturb me.
why would you rickroll us like this??
You’re a moron.
Why should we change everything just because YOU think it’s wrong? Keep your beliefs out of my private life, okay? I’d rather die than live in the theocracy you religious nuts want.
Still up for that interview? *laughs*
You are all fuckin idiots. Read the bottom of his shit. Realize that you have been had and deal with it. Also, get over yourselves. There is no god. Good job Admin for stirring the fucktard bible thumpers up. Funny stuff.
Every single person who is still bitching about this needs to end there selves,
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A RICKROLL, IF YOU STUPID PIGFUCKERS ARE TOO STUPID TO READ THE WHOLE GODAMN THING JUST END YOURSELVES ALREADY.
IT IS A JOKE!
haha, oh wow. nice
I win.
Is everybody seriously this stupid this was a joke, a rick roll, read the whole thing dumb asses she wasn’t serious about the whole anti-Spore thing. I thank the admin whomever the hell it is for making my day after reading this.
oh you sad sad people open your eyes and realise you’ve been apart of the best troll on the internet
~Never gonna give you up.
Gotta hand it to you. This was great. Though it was pretty obvious from the start that this was a joke. The most hilarious part is the idiots who didn’t understand the end of it.
This was a joke you idiots. You just got Rick Rolled.
To all those still thinking this is legitimate and the site has been hacked, ask yourself this:
Why would ‘admin’ not just remove the Rick Roll themselves? For the admin of a site it would be very easy, why would they need to contact their host
Man, you are a genius. You had me completely fooled. Nice work.
It makes me sad how few of you have actually read the content you are commenting on.
You’ve been RickRolled.
How long have you waited?
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
Hey admin, do us all a favor and SHUT UP. Nobody cares, alright? Don’t buy the game. Why don’t you buy it and see what it’s like before you complain about it?
This site is almost worth it’s own research paper. Honestly the reactions it drew and the sheer blinding ignorance of the responses are awesome. I mean there are enough essays in the comments section of this post alone to make an entire book of bullshit out of. If anyone ever needed affirmation as to the general stupidity of the internet, this is the place to come. Rickrolling at it’s finest.
Ha!
You really made me laugh now and the fact that not everybody gets it adds to the hilarity.
You are one sick puppy and my personal hero.
You are a dumb cunt if you honestly belive any of the shit you just said…
I’ve got to admit, the sheer amount of effort you put into this is hilarious, which makes it all the more funny that it’s an elaborate hoax. Good job for tricking us all, but at the same time, I’d advise you get out more…
This is the most intelligent internet prank I’ve seen in some time. My hat is off to you.
Oh, bravo, good sir!
A rickroll of the highest quality, and a veritable Ragnarok of pissed-off responses.
I hereby award 9 troll points out of 10.
I don’t think it’s a “rickroll,” I think this guy really does believe the stuff he says.
So Admin, how much money did you end up making off the advertising? 😛
gj 🙂
lmfao, this is now the greatest hoax ever…and I’m embarrassed i was fooled lol
i dont get it? 😛
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry that so many people don’t realize that you were baiting them even AFTER YOU RICK ROLLED THEM!
On that note, congratulations for coming up with the longest rickroll ever.
Admin, please answer a question for me.
Why is it that just because you and other creationists don’t like Spore, the game should be banned? Why should we have to halt our progression as a society because of you people.
I cannot BELIEVE the number of retards still posting serious replies. But I do maintain that there are people of this ilk somewhere out there, especially since Spore has been well-covered in the mainstream media. Even my mom knows about Spore.
Nice, Best troll / rickroll
Well done.
You brought up the story of Noah, which I would like to point out was because GOD MADE A MISTAKE when creating mankind. You have previously claimed that god made us perfect the first time without making millions of mistakes. Please realize the hypocritical stance you and your kind are taking.
I lol’d when I saw the rickroll. I lol’d all that much harder when i saw all the people who hadn’t seen it.
I’m going to write to my congressman to have Spore put in every school computer across the nation.
RICK ROLLED!
PS: Poe’s law is this, taken directly from Wikipedia
” Poe’s Law — Without a blatant display of humour, it is impossible to tell the difference between religious Fundamentalism and a parody thereof. “
Great joke! Classic. For a moment there (a long astonished moment) I really thought you were serious… til I saw the lyrics 😛 You could’ve milked this thing to the end;)
wow.
WOW.
WOW
Hello. First of all, I hope that you read this. Second of all, I hope you also understand that I am Christian, though not in the typical sense of the word. I’ll try to keep this brief, but fair – but your post sparked something that gave me the desire to write. I tried to find your email or pm address, but nothing – so I once again, I hope you read this.
Like I said. I’m Christian. I believe in ‘God’. I believe in ‘Jesus’. But not as the bible depicts them. To me, God is what was here first. Before us, before earth, before the universe. God may be some kind of being, an energy, or perhaps a giant amoeba floating through space. I don’t know. ‘God’ is beyond my understanding. Jesus, was a man to me. A man who looked at the world around him and though, you know what? This place really is shit. Let’s try something – let’s try to make people be nice to each other. Whether he was immaculately conceived or not – this kind of person deserves to be believed in.
However, the bible as you quote was not written by God. No. The Bible was written by man. Man that had belief in God. Unfortunately, much like any politician today, even if these men try to be ‘Good’, they will always bend the truth to aid their cause. Much as the men and women that contributed to the many stories in the bible. This is another thing you must also remember, the bible is a series of stories. It is not a book of fact. Much like Chinese whispers, these stories would have changed a thousand times before they were ever written down.
I do not wish for you to question your faith. I admire you for your faith, but please understand my view.
That being said, I believe your… attack? rebellion? Against spore and the idea of evolution over creationism is unfounded, uncalled for and unfortunately is making you a laughing stock. The problem is you quote the Bible as evidence, the beleifs as fact and the untruths as truths – again, the Bible was not written by God, but by man. Man is faulty by nature. Remember this and it’ll serve you well.
What you do need to realise is that, excluding the documented evidence that proves evolution (please note that Evolutionists have way more evidence than creationists), is that this is just GAME. An entertainment medium. Why launch an attack on a game (though it deserves attacking for it’s terrible DRM and lack of game play) when your attack should be on the scientists? Really, it’s to grab attention I guess.
What I’m saying is, the world needs faith. Your faith and belief’s are something I should be jealous of. However, being what I guess you’d call a neo-christian, I believe the world would be better of if we all had a little faith in God as the answer to why, and the evolution as the answer to how. I do not believe God looks as we do. I do not believe God created man in his own image. I do believe that God may not even be a concious being, but a source from which everything came.
What I’m saying is you’d be better off if you realised the difference between fact and fiction, and came to a happy medium. Rather than launching an offence on a computer game.
Maybe I’m being unfair, if you’d get back to me I’d be more than interested to read it. Anyways, good luck with your crusade.
I hope you understand I’m not trying to slander you, just wanted my say.
Posting in an epic thread
the problem is the people like you…
Awesome! I’ve never been so happy to have been rick rolled. Thank you.
Best Rick Roll ever.
My hats off to you sir. You had so many people fooled, this will go down in history. Amazing pull off of Poe’s Law, and a rick roll!
This man should get an award, or a mention in the online portion of Spore!
While you can have your Christian belief, please realize that not all of us WANT to be Christian, I chose to believe what I believe because it’s what I believe is more logical and more likely.
I could, at any point, have gone and bought a bible, or gone down to the local church to attend mass.
The reason I didn’t is because I decided to base what I believe off research and people who are trying to take us forward and lift restrictions, not apply them through a single source of information, a single book upon which everything is based for Christianity.
Why are you flmaing quite possibly one of the best GAMES in existance, if you don’t agree with the video game, go and talk to the pope and ban video-games from christianity, it will make you feel better!
But just remember, enjoying a game and believing in one is different, Star Wars have some great games, but I don’t believe i’m a Jedi as an example!
Stop flaming the game just because you are trying to get people to believe what you believe.
You do know that, whether you believe it or not you are a fanatic, this really is fanaticism spreading Christianity in such a way.
I’m sure Christianity does not teach you to anger people over christian beliefs!
Yet that is exactly what you are doing whether it’s your intent or not (take a look at the posts and tell me i’m wrong…).
Before asking people to understand your beliefs, please understand other beliefs!
As an innocent and very normal human being, I have to say that, again whether you belive it or not, it is people like you that give christianity a bad name, not the people that flame it.
what an elaborate and hilarious rick roll.
lol @ people still posting against it almost 12 hours later
Were no strangers to love!
Holy epic Rick Roll Batman!
I bow to you, admin. You are one of the most dedicated ‘rollers I’ve seen yet.
This was genius. Good show.
I love these idiots who commented without even seeing the rick roll at the end
Lmao admin had me for a bit there but this is clearly one big joke it has to be, i refuse to beleive there is people that stupid and that ignorant and that unwilling to open up.
lol the bible said this happened so it happened right? the only differnce between the bible and lord of the rings is records and the timing, if Lord of the rings had been written over the couple hundred years that the bible was written…would we all beleive that our ancestors fought orcs and trolls?
i was raised catholic, went to catholic school for half my life and i never fully beleived in god, all those religion classes and weekly Mass just pushed me farther away, so dont use being raised with it as an excuse for your own gullibility/stupidity/ignorance.
HAHAHAHA AWESOME!
ok… so really… i am fairly certain “gonna” and “internet” are not in the bible… this sounds like a fake!, and as far as i know fundamentalists only believe what the bible says!, however i feel i must reply to some of the comments here and say i believe there is a God and i also believe in evolution, i am a scientist at heart, just because things can be enplaned by science douse not mean that science created it, science is an explanation of how something happens or happened, it is also all theory that can change, after all scientists are saying how the large hadron collider can shatter some physics theory’s. But i also believe that God was behind it… i mean there isn’t any thing to say that God didn’t make the laws that govern the universe that we explain in science (physics and quantum mechanics), or that God didn’t guide evolution along and make us adaptable, and give us the thirst for knowledge that some of us have where we need to explain things with science. I’ve even heard the statement “Science is not proof of the absence of God but proof of his existence.”
*sorry for grammar and spelling*
Seriously, get a life.
I believe you say that people tend to be defensive when they’re wrong. Who is the one creating an entire blog just because someone challenged your opinions? You have a right to your opinions just like I have a right to mine and Will Wright has the right to make this game. Censorship is BAD. Or would you rather the whole country just be brainwashed robots? Have you ever actually read up on evolution? Because the evidence is pretty darn clear. But aside from whether creationism, evolution, or something else is the correct answer, if you really have faith in your own beliefs that should be enough. People like you are the reason I not only don’t believe in Christianity, but downright dislike it. Go believe what you want. That’s your right. But don’t try to brainwash others. I have plenty of Christian friends and I don’t go around trying to convince them not to believe in God. You know why that is? Because I RESPECT them and their opinions! But you obviously don’t respect the opinions of anyone but those who believe exactly what you do.
Bloody brilliant
Hahahaha, this is awesome. I think the most disturbing thing about this site is that people will type up these long comments (that no one will really read) without even reading the entire post (which reveals it is a hoax, very well done). Those people were Rick Rolled to the MAX!
*note i’m Catholic
(psst, Logan – the those last few lines you’re wasting your time mocking are from a Rick Astley song. Congratulations, you’ve been rickrolled. So have we all, don’t worry about it)
By the way, hat’s off to you for hitting the punchline right on 9/11. I was wondering for a while why you seemed to be moving this along so quickly, but now it all comes together. Seriously, that was brilliant.
wow… this IS a joke site. Funny.
Seriously, though, I think your son will like spore.
Sorry, the Bible doesn’t count as “proof”.
You know, I could’ve written something like that. Seriously. It just would take a year or so. The guy who right that is straight up genius making it probably the biggest and most popular prank/joke in the world.
Haha.. proof.
Brilliant. Incredible job on getting people this irate because they didn’t read all the way through.
Beautifully done mate. Satire is not dead.
Genesis 22-27 summarizes my beliefs.
Though I strongly suspected POE, I commend you on a job well done…
the only depressing thing is all the Mungoes who get to the first hint of a bible quote and lash out.
I will amend your sentiment… “Never believe what you read on the internet… but at least actually READ it”
Bravo sir
The most brilliant rickroll I have seen yet. I love this.
this is amazing. double bonus points for the idiots who clearly haven’t read your posts.
good show
This is just fucking beautiful.
Like this idiot for example:
dusk
“I stopped reading the moment you said “I don’t choose to have these beliefs” that phrase is complete and utter B.S. raised with them or not, if you didn’t believe it was true, it wouldn’t be YOUR belief, it would be A belief that you do not agree with.”
The dumb fuck got his atheist panties in such a bunch that he wouldn’t even read what the Admin was saying. Shows how close minded these bigoted fuck ups are.
My hat is off to you. Next time I see a controversial videogame coming up, I’ll have to nab it. :3
Haha. Holy shit you got me. I totally bought the act.
God is your butt,motherfucker
fuck u god fuck u god
fuck u god fuck u god
fuck u god fuck u god
fuck u god fuck u god
fuck u god fuck u god
fuck u god fuck u god
fuck u god fuck u god
fuck u god fuck u god
i find your way of dealing with your dislike for spore appauling.How dare you say this poisons the minds of children when your religion pushes itself on people where and whenever possible.And i love how you go after one of the most harmless games out there…dont mention the games that glorify violence and torture no go after the one with the kiddie graphics…mature but really. who are you to say how this game will teach children horrible things. epsecially when christianity forces itself on children in school alone(which they are required to go to by law untill 16) my advice to you is get over yourself and deal with the worlds diffrences in religion.if you dont want your kids to play the game fine. but dont try and make everyone else do the same…that makes you an ignorant biggot
Hahahahaha, YOU GUYS GOT RICKROLLED 😛
🙂
I do actual think this site is a joke but to just to fulfil my own sense of civic duty to educate someone who is clearly too ignorant to see. Just a tip, if everyone around you is calling you the ignorant person, saying they are ignorant, makes you a joke love.
Now forgive this ignorant person but, if God create man along with the rest of the world, who witnessed it? I mean someone had to have written it down when they saw it happen because otherwise the bible is just a story, fiction. You can say prophets delivered gods words in several ways and that people wrote this down. The main difference between 5 thousand years ago and today, is that when people saw angels back then, they were blessed, people see angels today, they are schizophrenic.
I ask, do believe that homosexuality is wrong? I mean it says in liviticus it is wrong so you must think that (heaven forbid you have an actual opinion). OK, so are you willing to sell one of your daughters? I mean thats what it promotes in the bible (if you have actually read it, im not too sure at this point). Will you stone your brother John for planted two different crops side by side? Do you permit any members of your family to play football knowing they are touching the skin of an unclean beast?
To be honest you seem like nothing more than a hypocrite and an ignorant person. If you can honestly say you do all those things i can have a small bit of respect, but at the end of the day you are using a computer, thats black magic. I mean, science, that doesn’t exist, show me all the evidence and proof you like, but a book written thousands of years ago about something that nobody saw happen, yea yea that has to be the truth. I really wonder what would have happened if you’d found lord of the rings instead of the bible.
Wow, simply amazing. I find it quite humorous that the most ignorant people commenting are those crying aloud that the blogger is the ignorant one. Are you guys ever gonna give it up? Or are you gonna let me down? Why not run around, and just desert the whole thing? I just want to tell you how I’m feeling… Try to make you understand.
Well done : D
I should have guessed when you brought in Jacko that it was too perfect… but I didn’t. My hat is off.
P.S. I love it how google ads are actually advertising you to buy spore, so in a way you are helping EA spread the idea of evolution. LMAO.
calm down everyone who didnt read thru it carefully and then read it all lol its a rickroll!!!! a prank lol
People, people, the lady had us all fooled. *points at how she Rick-roll’d us* … I must say ma’am, well played. *claps*
You didn’t learn anything about Charles Darwin on your school,asshole???
Omg that was great. I was laughing my ass the entire way. I am glad it was all just a hoax.
good job admin
I fell for it hook line and sinker. I tip my hat sir, very well played 🙂
lol jesus freak.
and lol at anyone who agrees with this idiot who is simply mad he didn’t come up with this brilliant idea of a game.
LOL This is too funny. Nice joke! XD
kudos to you for the goofy song lyrics
That is brilliant. The best thing is that most of the responses are from people too ignorant to know they’ve been rick rolled!
It was quite obviously a hoax, I knew that from the 1st post. It amazes me how some people STILL FAIL to realise that it is a hoax. Fucking moron the lot of them.
LMAO, i got rick rolled!
Are you people fucking retarded? Did you not manage to make it to the last two paragraphs where the Bible devolved into RICK ASTLEY LYRICS?
Wow. Bravo good sir or ma’am. Bravo. I applaud your achievement as troll king.
Brilliant. Simply brilliant. If only this was on the news or something, then the roll would have been great.
TL;DR: He Rick’rolled ‘joo! read the post, plz? kthxbai.
Nice job d00d, you are naow a legend!
Holy shit you guys are dumb.
Nice job, you totally got me. But really, you made a site just to rickroll people? Clever.
This is quite possibly the first funny rick roll since I was playing soccer in my youth.
Haha, wow, took some time to pull this one, make it even better !
Funny how many people are not getting the hint at all though…
Good job ! Looking forward to the next one ! A Bel-Air maybe ? ^^
ok, speaking as Jesus, i have to say ma’am, your a fucking retard. yes, you are right with the whole religion thing, but spore is a fucking videogame. get over it!
I am a recent convert to this religion of Astleyism; I’m glad to see that there are others like me.
Which is to say, congratulations, you fooled me completely.
Hehe. you really pissed off a lot of people. when will people learn to read the WHOLE thing, and not skip parts?
Some of us are on page 27, the rest of the commentors still haven’t opened the book.
RICKROLL FTW!!!
Go fuck yourself.
one of the most elaborate rick rolls ive ever seen, lot of effort put into it and not just some random link to you tube lol.
Fooled me and alot of people, good job but damn…you must be extremely bored.
I just wanted to say that I support you and Im never gonna give you up.
“In Rick Astley We Trust”
Seriously. This is the best thing ever. I thought about it for a moment, looking at all the people that commented after not seeing through you’re ruse…and all I have to say is that it is sad. Sad that people are so stupid for one…and sad because the second they saw this they probably went ape-shit crazy. Seems they need to take a look in the mirror before jumping on such a heavy matter as religion. Brilliant, A+, if I ever meet you I would kiss the very ground you walk on.
Oh my god. Rick Roll dude you are epic. You caused such a ruckus and on top of that you rick roll us I bow down to you good sir.
ALL HAIL ADMIN THE GREAT
Best RickRoll evah.
Sir, you have yet to try to hold a civilized debate or conversation with anybody on the forums thay you have been willing to show us.
No, you may not say “God said so in the Bible, therefore it is proof”.
I hate to say this, seeing as how I myself am a Christian and beleive that the Bible is always right, but it just isn’t proof.
If it said a murderer was innocent with his name, adress, and dental records and the murderer presented it in court, it would be denied as eveidence. No it does not say anything about a murderer being innocent that I can recall, it is just to get the point across that the Bible saying something doesn’t mean it can be used as an argument.
You seem like a genuinely nice person, and I sympathize for you and the things you have received due to this website, but you have failed to do anything that has brought up anything to prove that EA itself is responsible for anything “evil” other than going against your religious beleifs, which is NOT a crime.
Just because it does not agree with your viewpoint does not mean you have the right to censor it. It is merely a tool which your kids may use to be creative. It is no more potentially dangerous to them than legos or playdo.
In fact, it’s less dangerous, seeing as how they aren’t physically there; you can’t have a baby swallow it, choke, and die.
As far as seeing penis monsters, you have no right to insult and nag EA for doing this, as they actively try to keep any things of that nature away from the internet. Even if they didn’t, it’s not their fault that their users want to create profane creatures, as it is just as possible to do things with legos or palydo.
As you yourself have acknowledged, the ESRB does NOT rate online material.
If it did, any online game with any communication at all would immediatley be rated M for mature at some point.
I would usually not mention this, however I am Christian and I find insult of you calling yourself as such, so I must approach you on your views of Christianity.
You seem to view anything that goes against or isn’t of your beleifs as something you must censor, destroy, or something of that nature. Jesus did not die for your sins so you could blast your beleif system onto other people regardless of their views. He lived and died for freedom and God’s word. We founded the United States of America on Christianity, a fact that is being erased from history, and is now being acknowledged via chain e-mail. Because of this, we allowed freedom; freedom of speech, freedom of expression, freedom of religion, and many more.
You and many other, what I would like to call “mildly extremeist” Christians, seem to think that you get the ability to censor, prevent, etc. anything that goes against your views. You have lost your raison d’etre (reason for being) by trying to prevent a medium that focuses on giving the user freedom to do and create the game the way he wants. If you want to create demonic creatures that is your (or your childs) choice.
You may not blame the creators of the game for your child creating a penis creature, for instance, as you are the one who decided to create it (or worse, the child you raised).
Yet, you as a Christian should be all about freedom, no? Jesus practiced his religion when it was outlawed by the Romans, due to the fact that the Roman’s thought it was an evil beleif. Yet you, as a Christian, feel that this game should not be let out due to the fact that it gives its players alone the ability to decide what they will see, and that it shows a bit of the beleif known as evolution, which you as a “mildly extremeist” Christian go against. I myself am not sure why exactly it is that you go against evolution, seeing as how it was never denied or confirmed by the Bible, and opposition to it first started at the around a hundred years ago.
However, due to your being a Christian you should not be censoring this game. You should stand for freedom of expression, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of beleif and so forth.
You are not a true Christian, as you yourself tell so many people.
You probably won’t read this considering how big of a cesspit this comment section is, and quite frankly I wouldn’t bother looking either, so I am sending you an e-mail with this information in it once I can find your e-mail adress.
I shall pray for you as you have prayed for these other “misguided” people.
Got ya, Suckers!
Wow, brilliant.
You deserve a handshake or something.
Good job stirring up some shit.
Holy crap this thread is incredible….
You say we’re “ignorant to the word of god”? I’m atheist, so you’re right, but you’re also full of crap.
Hook, line, and sinker. Thanks for the hilarious vids.
Hahahaha omg this is hilarious you are truly amazing. This has to be some kind of record… you had me going for a few days. Kudos to you. And people are STILL posting… LOL its a good thing i read it all the way through. I will seriously remember this for a looooong time.
Nice. They’re your beliefs. You don’t have to push them on us.
You’re clearly insane.
Yes, insane.
Insane…
Well done!
hah. Somebody in reply 300 and some said “intelligent design”. The Internet is all about Information, is it not?
This site is the vaticans, the holy father requested a survey on atheist/pagans/christians/creatures arguments.
The hunt is on. Has been for centuries.
Or Admin is truly simply and honestly someone who is really worried.
It’s a joke, people. LEARN TO FUCKING READ!
Amazing how people keep continuing to rail an prate against the author. I suppose it is too difficult to actually read the entire article before you launch your diatribe.
You sir, are a borderline FASCIST. The only thing you say is that “Beleive this ONE idea, and nothing else.” That is the basis of fascism, and this blog is showing how ignorant some people are. I know that you’re entitled to your own opinion, but IT’S A GAME! I don’t even think you’re an active gamer based on all the heavily biased statement’s you’ve been making. There may or may NOT be a God, but the theory of Creationism is broken as there’s ZERO proof. Evolution AT LEAST has some factual backing. Learn to put the shoe on the other foot.
Oh and P.S. I Agree with everyone, get off the Internet and take your right-wing Fascist beliefs elsewhere!
Wow dude…Seriously, this is the most epic RickRoll I’ve ever seen. Wag of the finger to the people too busy hating to realize this.
Holy shit. Did half of you assholes even read the post?
Haha, half these comments are comedy gold. This is a perfect example of people nowadays… read the first few lines or hear just a piece of something and then flip-the-fuck-out without even realizing that there is more to be known.
Hats off to you admin for this excellent social experiment and Rick Roll.
It’s like lighting a candle. Jack Thompson? That’s pric
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First of all, children dont need Spore to learn about evolution!
Darwin’s theories (and many others) are taught in school to my children, yours, and myself.
Mabe you should go to school and actually LEARN something.
Oh, and by the way, just in case… You know the planets and stars dont revolve around earth, right?
And because you never know, I also have to tell you that this planet is not flat!
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After taking a look at what is written here I think you spend way too much time searching the internet for qweer images and videos. Besides the fact that you must have a very boring life to bother to write all this just for a game…
God gave you a brain, right? Then mabe you should start to USE it!
The first thing you should do is use that time intelligently and go to school to learn something usefull. After you have awakened your mind and EVOLVED your brain, mabe you could spend your time looking for a job or something to fill your empty life.
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If it bothers you so much that your children learn theories like “evolution” mabe you should take them out of school so they can have such a meaningless life as yours.
AMEN!
Wow… genius, sheer genius. I can’t believe I was actually fell for it, but I must admit being an “Activist Atheist” I am well primed to see religeo-nuts just about everywhere.
Thank you for reminding me not to get to wrapped up in it all. Sometimes we just have to sit back and laugh!
I think I love you now… Don’t tell me wife!
Poe’s law AND a Rick Roll wrapped into one… I am stunned and amazed…
/takes off hat and bows
Sir, you have just won an oscar for the site… Awesome Rickroll…
+1 for great justice!
Good show, love. I don’t think I’ve ever been so simultaneously entertained (by your efforts) and disheartened (by the comments).
I’d present you with a coupon good for one free Internet, but I read the fine print; it turns out it’s irredeemable and can only be used to stir false emotions.
This is hysterical if any of you take this seriously…Welcome to the internet the “christian” is a troll and even though he laughably puts forth “his opinions” you still take him seriously. Troll garnering replies. Simple as that. You see the picture of Will Wright with a “stop” sign over his face. Pure comedy.
#490
>You have done a great disservice to everyone whose lives were lost on September 11, 2001, seven years ago.
Seriously, rick-rolling on Patriot Day?
That’s low.<
Go home yankee. Are you still shellshocked that your brain cannot think of anything but the shame and degradation of the untouchable second best GODs nation on earth? Get on ya feet soldier and stop crying. WTC…5000 dead people is half a division lost.
Losing a division is always bad, but is known to have had happened. Here ahm losing my english, scuseme.
How did all these people miss the Rick Astley?
Anyways, kudos.
Best rickroll ever.
This is awesome! Much <3 for the RickRoll! Shame on the people who didn’t bother to read all the way to the bottom. 🙂 Well done!
Guys, look, considering i died for your sins, I’d like to say that all of you who COMPLETELY missed the point of this article, you just got rick rolled. Me be with you.
Irreversible Complexity Muthafuckas! woooo!
I think you mean Irreducible Complexity…and yea…other than that, you’re right
My favorite part is that the google adverts promotes spore on the right side of this site.
Of all things, you might be ADDING to its sales.
Thank you so called “freaky bible twat lady.” You brought everyone who loves Spore closer together. This was a good cover-up, the whole “Spore promotes the theory of evolution!” topic. Boo crazy Christian lady twat. HOORAY SPORE!
Well Played!
Holy poop. I can’t believe it.
Maybe you trolls should try reading the entire post next time.
This Blog deserves a Webby or a Medal of Freedom or something…
>Your crusade against gaming industry is ludicrous. You American fundamentalists are making life increasingly difficult for other, less conservative Christians around the world<
forgot to copy paste the response #.
I understand his feelings. I left the church of anti-pope and will never join different church so God help me. I am not christian, never really was.
The attacks on Spore, if they are not the greatest PR gig of pcgaminghistory (hell I want to work for EA, genitor, driver, anyjob. Mr. EA is the Dr. House of digital entertainment)
Google Ads…hm. Google checks my mail, so say some…interesting
I like this, makes me think philosophical. Pants down everybody!
Harhar
this just proves how dumb people are. learn to read the WHOLE post, people. and if you don’t know what rick rolling is, you don’t deserve to be on the internets.
Go fuck some chicks dude and stop talking shit about one of the best achievements on educational gaming… Kill yourself….
You……offended me…. 🙁 This better be a joke, you change the word of the Bible and blastfiend at in a false form….in “Genesis 8:23-27” WHICH DOES NOT EXIST!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE LIED AND SINNED AGANST THE HOLY SPIRIT BY CHANGING GOD’S WORD THAT MARKS IT IN (REVELATION 22:19). AND THAT IS THE MOST UNFORGIVING SIN EVER!!!! YOU OFFENDED ME AND DISCRACED IT ALL. I CAN’T BELIVE YOU!!!!!
What I can’t believe is how some people can be so ignorant as to consider other possibilities. I just hate that ideal that ‘if it ain’t in the bible, it ain’t true’.
I GOT RICK ROLLED!
You, sir, get a hats off from me. Well played, indeed.
OK SO I REAAAAAAAALLY DOUBT THAT ANYONE EVER IS READING THIS, BUT HEY, LADY, GET A LIFE, OK?
WE DONT FREAKIN CARE ABOUT HOOOOOOOOOOW RELIGIOUS YOU ARE, OK????
WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU BELIEVE IN WHAT YOU WANNA BELIEVE, BUT HEY: WE BELIEVE IN WHAT WEEEEEE WANNA BELIEVE. UNDERSTAND THAT? GOOD, NOW:
EACH PERSON BELIEVES IN WHAT HIM/HER WANNA BELIEVE, BUT YOU MUST UNDERSTAND, THIS ALL WAS MADE BY WHAT WE NORMAL PEOPLE CALL E-V-O-LUTION.
YOU ALSO MUST (yea, MUST) GET THIS INSIDE YOUR LIL ALMOST-USELESS BRAIN:
RELIGIONS WERE INVENTED (YEA,INVENTED!!!) BY THOSE OOOLD CAVEMEN, SO THEY COULD EXPLAIN ALL CREATIONISM. WELL, THE ONLY REASON THEY DIDNT “END UP” RELIGION WHEN THEY DISCOVERED THE TRUTH (YEA, THATS RIGHT) IS CUZ THEY ALSO DISCOVERED THAT “BELIEVING IN SUMTHING BIGGER” WAS GOOD FOR THE PERSON (MENTALLY).
NOW I SHALL SAY: THIS GOOD-FOR-MIND THINGY IS WAY,WAAAAAAAAY OVERDONE IN YOUR LIL MIND, LADY.
PS: CONGRATULATIONS FOR GETTING ABOUT … 60 DOLLARS WITH THIS WEBSITE. THATS THE ONLY THING IM PROUD ABOUT YOU. YOU MADE THE EASIEST 60 DOLLARS IN ABOUT … WHAT? 4 DAYS? NOW YOU CAN EVEN GO AND BUY SPORE FOR YOU LIL KID ALREADY!!! =DDD
Whoever created this website is some kinda fukin freak ! ITS A GAME nobody will remember it ina 1 year or two, now eat shit and die god doesn’t exist!
fuck you you fanatic whore and your family rot in hell bitch Spore rules and your an asshole.
Holy crap. Whoever you are, blog master, you are a genius.
Andy Kaufman genius.
I have a feeling this idea will be replicated over and over till no one knows what’s true and what’s satire. Or has that happened already?
Either way. The video game industry owes you a great debt. Well done.
EVERYONE POSTING TO ARGUE THIS TOPIC IS AN IDIOT
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ITS A FUCKING RICK ROLL YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS
acting all high and mighty and shit…
Seriously, all of the people who posted without reading the whole post and attacking the Admin show how far evolution has actually come hahaha
I applaud those who took it as a joke!!
What’s really sad are the people that didn’t catch on to the previous entries that are now bashing one that has lyrics from ’80s pop.
RELAX!
People like you are the reason this world has as much hate and war as it does. Religion is a farce used to control the minds of weak individuals for the supposed good of man, but instead with an ulterior motive that is usually a combined bit of money for the church (I.E. the people who run it) and to eventually control enough people that the world will essentially be run by the Church.
Thanks for your participation in fucking over the world, ya dumb bitch.
Wow, you are completely brainwashed…. the word of “god” was written by three fucking drunks wandering the desert….. and Jesus was a carpenter nothing more.
And here I was, just saying to my brother “this is really amusing, but if there’s a rickroll at the end of this, I’m gonna bust a gut.”
Consider gut busted. Well played madam, well played. Though to be honest, I’m not sure which is funnier; your epic-grade troll or all the people who missed it. =D
This is the second best troll i have ever seen.
To the original blogger of this, you are fucking awesome. That is unfucking believable. You sir (or madam) win an Internets.
Hey man,
I’m a Christian, and even a Christian who believes in a 6-day creation.
Your making one very giant assumption in ALL of this, and that is this:
That the intention of the game is to educate.
I’m sure others have said this, but….it-is-a-game. Do you let your son play other games that you believe are fictional? In my opinion, video games is exactly where evolution should be – because it makes a great game. Provide your son with the instruction he needs to play it as the game that it is, and move your efforts to a more worthwhile location – schools for example.
Starkfu
dumbass he was the BEST carpenter EVER
its a Rick Roll BTW
BTW your a dumbass
=D
Epic Rick Roll FTW!
Lol at the people who didn’t read the whole thing..
“And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.””
I will never know the truth. Not in this life anyway. Maybe I do not like to know if something like antispore.com is really happening or not.
As I said earlier, maybe a real person is really concerned. And here we go, rude, hammering, cursing, threatening, wthf is wrong, did we not enjoy a good kinderstube?
And I should not have posted what I did about 9/11. That was not funny.
wow, it is truly astonishing how many people commented without reading to the end of the post
i mean, it’s all one giant rick-roll
fuckin’ hillarious
and yeah I read the whole thing. I love it.
But I thought it was Goebbel’s law. What did Poe write about Mass Media?
Hell, rickrolled… :p Also, I can’t believe the number of people who didn’t read the last paragraph… Seriously, you’re as bad as what you think you’re arguing against. :p
I just want to say that this is easily the most impressive rick-roll I have ever seen.
Wonderful work. I loved how riled up so many people got because of this.
Way to go.
This site is gold, Jerry, gold.
Unknown One: Read the end of Anti-Spore’s post. It has the lyrics of an 80’s song. All arguments are pointless and just make everyone here look like a complete and udder fool. I for one thought it was a great prank, and well executed, showing the stupidity and irrationalism of humans.
Well played rickroll, sir.
i am only sixteen but i know more than your average kid. when i went to school i was planing to fall asleep but my friend who bought spore told me about your sight and i couldn’t wait to get home check out your web page i was brought up as baptist but as i grew and learned that all gods are fake not just yours but all, but i under stand that believing in one brings comfort cause when my dad died i prayed to seek comfort but then i stopped and some people like my mom believe. i am one who is level headed so i am able to see both points of arguments like this cause i take in all the facts not just the one i want to hear. i am not sorry for what i just said or for nor what i am about to say. WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR FREAK IN HEAD OR WERE YOUR PARENTS DIE HARD GOD LOVERS LIKE THAT LADY WHO PROTESTS MARINES( THE PEOPLE WHO KEEP YOU SAFE AT NIGHT) AND KEITH LEDGERS FUNERAL!!! sorry about that i just had say that from wat i read. how can you say science is wrong when science is “practiced” by humans and humans are supposedly made by god not evolution. and do you really know wat science is. i will tell it best guess and facts, and those facts are based on evidence. saying evolution is like saying you have no need to eat to live. evolution has been proven look at the piles and piles of proof that can found by people. but i am not saying evolution is absolute. cause there are somethings that we cant explain 100% like the lead from apes to humans that genome is still missing, but you cant say animals dont evolve to better them selfs to save them selfs from dying. i am not saying you are wrong but you should look at both sides and get your facts start.
p.s.
the computer you are using to do all off this is made by science and since you dont think its real so does that mean the computer you is not real cause if it not then wat i am touching right now, and i hope you dont die from any off these threats made tords your life and your kids unless you were convicted of a crime
Love you, Lamb.
OMG! XD Friggin’ awesome rickroll!
ell oh ell youre still a fgt
Shit checked the wiki for poe’s law. This is really disappointing. I repeat: scares me shitless. Thx for the XP.
Now I have to check for real religious sites. You fixed me SOB.
Quality example of tl;dr, my friend. Very well executed. The sad thing is, there are some people who actually do think this way. Stupid people are all over the internet. The majority of us (including me) just got it backwards.
Bravo.
A survey after all.
#908
>This site is the vaticans, the holy father requested a survey on atheist/pagans/christians/creatures arguments.<
I smell it from lightyears away – without knowing I know.
“a way to better target the message of the Gospel to different audiences”
It is good to see that the message is not being delivered at the tip of a blade anymore. But is not the word the sharpest sword?
[posting in a an EPIC RICKROLL]
Best…..rickroll…..EVAR!!!
You sir….win several innertubes
…..and people still don’t get it XD
I don’t care who you are..an atheist, a creationist, or an existentialist..that’s funny!
You sir, win the internets, congratulations!
If you feel so strongly about your own opinion and belief about how the world was formed- DO NOT push your ideas upon other people. Its called free will. Don’t believe that just because a few people made some innapropriate things doesn’t mean we all will.
Spore is a game that everyone can enjoy even if you do believe in God. You don’t have to believe in evolution to enjoy a damn game.
Get out of your closet in the old country and open your eyes to the realities of the new world.
fucking. epic.
>there are some people who actually do think this way<
if this was not true, nobody would have gotten all excited about Anti-Spore. This is more than a rickroll. It is a collection of IPs of people who would not vote republican for religious reasons. Their votes will be void in the upcoming election…just kidding
omg, best rickroll evar! I can’t believe some of you never picked up on that one.
I am proud to post in this epic rickroll!
I called it from day 1. It was too perfect to be true.
see, if this was real life id say okay, i agree with you. but this is a video game. people play games to have fun. leave it alone.
why don’t you go bitch about scientists that are actually trying to create new species?
I dont get why you want us to respect your beliefs when you create a website just to push your beliefs on others, I was raised as a roman catholic and have decided I dont really believe anymore. The reason because I find more proof in science than I do religion. But you see I dont create a website called “SUPERDUPERAWESOMEGOODSPORE” to promote my beliefs that spore is a great game because it supposedly teaches kids that terrible evil evolution. Have you ever thought that all of the bible is not meant to be taken literally, rather interpreted?
You’re a freakin’ genius
yes, but what about the true meaning that is hidden behind the obvious? No concerned christian mother behind all this? Thousands of monsters going berzerk on nothing but where are the angry men in reality? In WOW?
Heh, wow. Well done mate. So easy, isn’t it?
Brilliant work, a lot of effort but certainly a lot of reward. Best Rick Roll I’ve ever seen, especially when you see at least a few hundred people above didn’t even bother to read the entire post before commenting. Goes to show how retarded Religion makes people. I wonder if EA actually had a hand in this? I’m sure they would be quite happy with all the attention the game is getting. Congratulations on a successful experiment.
Hey, it says on my diary that I didn’t put my glasses on while creating the universe, so I might have not spotted the little “life” already growing when I brought light.
I suppose someone “missed” that part so as to avoid me problems when writing the Old Testament.
Sorry for the inconvenience 🙁
the rickroll fools the TL:DR goon.
For all the fools out there. Read the whole post before making comments. You guys have been had. Look up “Rickroll” on wikipedia if you don’t get it.
yo, this is god again
you shall leave the interweb
Wow. That is the most epic Rick Roll ever. Very good sir or madam. It is also funny that half these morons commenting didn’t catch it. Priceless.
ok, i am a christian and love God dearly…but this site is RETARDED. IT’S A VIDEO GAME! Not satan…shouldn’t you be more concerned with way more violent games like GOW 2 (which btw is going to be awesome)?
I don’t get why ppl of faith react this way to games/movies/music. If you hate it so much, then make something better and more innovative! Otherwise get back to more important things….like actually being a GOOD example of Christ and not some finger-pointing religious nerd. I seriously doubt God or Jesus would react this way…they certainly didn’t back then…
This is one christian gamer who WILL be play Spore b/c it’s a fun game…and cause I know enjoying it will certainly NOT send me to hell…
blessings
Ok, regarding the claim that the site has been hacked: I am not the admin of this site, yet I am able to post this with the name “admin”. So take the claim with a grain of salt.
Quote :
In Genesis 1:2 there is more talk about God’s work. “And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.”
So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science. From this God moved to creating all the creatures, notice there is never talk of creatures ‘evolving’ into other creatures, instead God is able to make the creatures as he will including man.
End Quote.
Errr, what exactly is clear here? You have not proved the existance of god (infact the whole bible does not prove the existance of god – just how easy mans mind can be twisted and manipulted)
No man can ever prove the existance of God, or the gods. If you believe in your God so much, why (I am assuming, as it is a human trait) do you fear death? Surely you would go to heaven?
I am clear of mind. I live a good life … and when I die, if there is a God, I believe that I will be forgiven for whatever sins I have comitted, however, when I die and if there are no God(s), then I would never know that I existed. I have no fear of death, but that does not mean I want to die. If God exists, and sends me to hell simply because I do not believe in what mere humans tell me, then I would say that Satan has defeated God and is acting as God, and I would rather go to Hell and help whatever being is there, because any creature that sends you to a life of eternal damnation is not worth recognition.
Will wright is a genius, you are a fuckin lunatic, fucking bastard
Long life to spore
and long life to the people who try to understand the world with descovers and investigation,
long life to the true and long life to the intelligent evolve.
the man are the worst creation of god, why?
one simple reason
the man is intolerant with other thoughts and other beliefs
>Frontiersmanon 11 Sep 2008 at 11:15 pm 981
For all the fools out there. Read the whole post before making comments. You guys have been had. Look up “Rickroll” on wikipedia if you don’t get it.<
Are you a “Case of Poe’s Law”? What if this looks like Rick’n’Roll but is not?
If you exchange “Never” with “always” and vice versa you get ” 27.”Always truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will never be cases of Poe’s Law.”
The last part of the blog could be ironic. Or satanic. Play it backwards.
10/10 for effort, and the fact that people are still RAGEing.
At everyone -still- taking this so seriously >.> Read the last paragraph again.
You all got Rick Roll’d hard.
This whole site is a complete joke and you all fell for it. Hehe…
>This whole site is a complete joke and you all fell for it. Hehe…<
If you seem to be so smart you can tell me where we are being rolled to?
Now I start feeling excited.
What is the purpose of Rick the Roller?
Rick Rolled?
I read the first few lines and replied to an idiot.
If someone takes the time to write all that crap out to make us look ‘Rick Rolled’ …. well, they are the idiots.
Dude, most epic rickroll EVER.
Kudos.
I think you are very, very mistaken about Yaweh creating things better than he. Let us use for example the story of Frankenstein, by Mary Shelly.
In the text, Frankenstein creates a creature to be the most beautiful creature ever, to worship him as its creator. As per that, we shall say Victor Frankenstein is our symbolic “Yaweh”, the Creature being “Man”.
Now, if you continue to read the text, you’ll find that the Creature does -not- turn out to be the most beautiful creature on Earth, just as Man acts in very, very ungodly ways, i.e., killing to protect the Ten Commandments, which directly say -not to kill-. No, the Creature turns out hideous, just as man is. Of course, the story goes on, and characters develop. Eventually, we see that the Creature, Man, has become far better than his creator, Victor, Yaweh, in that the Creature merely wishes to live happily, and his Creator denies him that simply out of malice.
Does Yaweh deny many good lives?
What of those starving in the streets, who are loyal followers? Even if they are righteous and pure, still they suffer, through no fault of their own. What did they ever do to deserve that?
If you want to bring Yawh into any arguments, you must first prove to me that he is actually a benevolent god, for I have seen more examples of either his hatred or his lack of concern for his subjects than I have his love and compassion.
A specific biblical example of this, the Book of Job. Here, all Job has done is have faith in Yaweh, to what return? Yaweh punished him relentlessly, caring not of his pleading for an end.
That’s all I have to say.
Oh, and by the way-
nice trolling. I can respect a Mensch who can slip Rick Astley into serious business while none notice. Internets.
This site must have been made by some bored College Students. Its the biggest RICK ROLL I ever seen. Now the real Stupid people are the ones that can’t Read and understand that all of this is a joke
Ahhh,
Watching with an eye full of salt and a head full of amusement on Kotaku, I couldn’t help but want to comment on the counterpoint and subsequent overture of this most awesome of symphonies.
Sir, you are a God amongst nerds. I accept this rickroll with humility and gratitude. You have truly restored my faith in the spirit of Darwinism, and I shall sleep soundly in the knowledge that no matter how bad things may look for humanity – the idiots may yet hurl themselves in to oblivion, leaving the rest of us to point and laugh to the great strains that is Rick Astley’s finest work.
Well done, sir. Well done.
For all the tl;dr people, this was a Rick Roll..
Long live Allah for he is the answer
As much as you want people to understand your beliefs, you should not expect others to share the same beliefs.
By calling people who don’t share your beliefs ‘ignorant’, you are actually judging people, and I do remember clearly that the Bible says that we should not judge.
You are awesome! Greatest Rick Roll Ever! 🙂
I knew something was up with this site when I saw some of the admins responses to posts. They seemed too internet-humor based to be taken seriously.
I’ll admit, the first two or so days, this all seemed very real. No indication that it really was a parody, until the video of the girl explaining the theory of evolution came up, and the way the girl spoke seemed odd to me… then I saw some admin responses, and I really started believing this was all an elaborate joke.
This post has proven it.
Kudos to you, admin. Kudos.
Hell, I like rickrolling. I wanted to play a pc game originally, but I have spent the last hours here. I feel quite entertained, inspired and amused. Scared, horrified by the masses rage. Better than any game. True or false, hoax or life.
I sure hope Google ads pay well and it is money well earned, rick or roll. At worst I have to admire the creativity of 21st century missionaries.
At best it is EA made and like any other company they will do anything to make money. They do every day. It is their nature.
YOU DECEIVED ME!!!!
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!
>YOU DECEIVED ME!!!!
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!<
You got served, cry louder so the world can hear you
after reading this is so funny. to the people who actualy understand the message.. just leave it let the rest keep providing us all with some fun
LOL SHIT SON, YOU JUST RICKROLLED US
DID U SEE WHUT SHE DID THAR?
PROOF THIS BLOG IS A TROLL JUST TO GET US RAGING AND THEN RICKROLLING US.
ONE HUNDRED INTERNETS TO YOU.
why did you give yourself away? You are going to get drastically less traffic because you aren’t controversial. Meanwhile before you were easily making a lot of money from all this free traffic. As long as you kept being controversial about spore you would continue attracting attention. I don’t understand.
You did a very poor job of handling this.
You got pretty far, I’m impressed at this stunt you pulled. Unfortunately there are people who believe the crap you have said.
Now I know: this is a Hollywood site. In two years the best lines recorded here will be spoken by filthy rich actors in flashy aktschnmoofis.
Awesome
There something evil about spore, its called EA and they have a evil DRM making spore a rental game at 50 bucks.
Plenty of proof for evolution so where is proof of god/allah no the bible aint proof, now the non religious people just finished the Large Hadron Collider aka particle accelerator 6.000.000.000,00 worth of equipment just to proof evolution, realy so hard to believe ower existance is just random.
I would love to hear about people who didn’t buy spore because of this website, and not about the crappy DRM which is a reason for me not to buy this game.
almost nobody read what their commenting on
Whoever made this has thrown a huge spanner in a fair number of people’s works. Brilliant. Now I want to acquire this game. 😀 Damn you. 😛
I love the fact that almost a thousand comments in, there are STILL people trying to refute the claims, having obviously not read the entire post…
-M
Haha! What a great Rick Roll.
Of course, the fact that this was a hoax doesnt mean that there are actually people out there with this kind of backward, ignorant and overall stupid opinion.
I think this is a great example of rational thought prevailing over the stupidity that is religion taken literally.
ha ha ha, this site was pretty entertaining. I figure this is one of three things;
1: Your more organized and thorough version of the average Internet Troll, doing it wither for laughs, internet fame, or selling on all the emails this generates. You’re pretty good too, if this is the case.
2. Reverse psychology advertising for the game itself. If this is the case, it’s pretty clever, but has the flaw of mostly only drawing in people who already like the game. It may help to get the exposure to some who may not otherwise hear of the game, but whether the numbers justify the effort, and whether the old adage “any publicity is good publicity” is true would deem whether it’s a sound strategy.
3. You actually believe what you are saying. In which case, fair enough. The internet is full of opinions, bursting at the seams, in fact. Your opinion is just one of these. And that’s all you have. An opinion. you may believe it’s more, because your parents told you so, and you based your opinion on a really old book that a lot of other people base their opinions on too. It’s also worth noting that all those other people that base their opinions on this same old book? their opinions often are different to yours on many matters.
Truth is a relative concept. One person’s truth is another’s foolish superstition, or outlandish fantasy.
All we can really have is ideas about how the world actually works, ideas that we refine with further evidence. And this is what science aims to do. Start with a theory, test the theory, and use the results to modify the theory and hopefully make it more accurate and consistent. Whether this theory reflects how things actually work, or just how they seem to work, it’s getting us closer than just blindly following 2000 year old stories in a book written by superstitious zealots that believed enslaving their fellow humans was okay, because the deiety they chose to believe in supposedly said it was OK.
But hey, that’s just my opinion, and the internet’s full of those.
People are so retarded; maybe one day they’ll learn to read the whole article.
Neva gonna give you up, neva gonna let you down. . .
hahaha, that’s what i get for only browsing the post before commenting.
Good work, probably the best troll i’ve seen in months.
The first sentence that you wrote turned me off. You arrogant fool.
So long and thanks for all the Rick Astley.
i would just like to take this opportunity to say anus
Everyone who is still enraged after reading this entry did not actually read it.
You know, god also wanted people to broaden their horizons and learn new thing. You’re just ignorant bible thumper who doesn’t practice what he preaches. And last time I checked, Pride was the worse of all the Seven Deadly sins.
Congratulations.
You are clearly retarded,I’d say something of substance,but really you don’t deserve it. You are simply very,very,very,very ignorant,stupid and are part of what’s wrong with society. You are the anchor that keeps us from advancing.
You, sir or madam, are stupid. I seriously hope this is a ploy to get visitors. If not, you have too much time on your hands.
Now listen my good girl, the little problem you seem to have is that you think science is a religion. Like you said, science didn’t create earth, indeed.. It certainly did not, but something else did and I find it unlikely that it was your imaginary friend. Evolution theory is not something you believe in all of your heart or burn in hellfire… it’s a theory… theory that how life was formed and it doesn’t say that it’s true or not, when it comes to science, you could say “it’s very likely” as is evolution theory. But when it comes to god and religion, these are beliefs, and you were raised with someone hammering this stuff into your head, just like I was, but the difference is that I began to question them. What reads in bible is indeed gods word, but then I ask from you… which one is your god? Money or Political gain? because those are two things that has shaped that book. Don’t believe me? read little history dear girl, or are you really blue eyed enough to believe no one never changed the context for political leverage?
Seriously! Rickrolled AGAIN! Love that song though…and all you posting at this point against this site are FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!! YOU BEEN RICKROLLED!!! Learn to read…read the WHOLE article! Goddamn Dumbshit Americans!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
You have a right to believe what you believe, but you shouldn’t try to push this belief on other people.
Out of the more than 1000 comments on this blog, how many have been in support of you? None.
This is just plain stupid.
ITT, people getting trolled even after it has been blown out in the open by troll himself.
I salute thee, Anonymous.
Hahaha +1000 responses, You’re all morons. Good job folks you just proved you’re more ignorant than Catholics. Read a little more than the first few lines.
Why can’t anyone be civilized in here?! You’re not doing anything by calling this person names. There’s really only one response to these kinds of argument that she puts forth:
Explain them.
How did “God” create earth, how did “God” create animals? And if your answer is something like “divine intervention”, please explain how divine intervention works. And do this with logic, not with the Bible.
The truth is:
An unknown mecanism is the END of religious thinking. That same unknown is the BEGINNING of science.
Religious people stop when they can’t explain something and call that something “the act of God”. Science instead begins findning out what that something is and how it works. Thats why these “acts of God” becomes fewer and fewer for every scientific breakthrough, some time ago the everything from diseases to the weather was “acts of God”, now we know what bacteria/viruses are and we know about meteorology.
Evolution is probably the MOST proven scientific theory out there. To not accept that theory includes not accepting large parts of science, like biology as a whole…
Interested people can read some books other than the Bible, for instance from Mikael Shermer from the Sceptics scociety called “Why Darwin matters”.
Best regards
Erik
Hahaha, we got rickrolled. Thou art a master troll.
The ultimae irony… nobody realises the whole damn thing was a joke.
” And never gonna give you up.”
omg… bible rolled…
sorry, but seriously. how can you get so hateful just because people dont see things your way.
so apparently everyone that doesn’t think what you think is going to burn in hell, and not only that. while they’re still alive they have to listen to you complaining about things that have no direct impact on you, yet for whatever reason you think you have the right to tell everyone they’re wrong.
you know how else did that? Hitler. anyone who didn’t fit his idea of “perfection” got gassed. what makes you any better then Hitler? sure you aren’t KILLING people. but your trying to stop people from making an honest living JUST because you don’t see things the same way.
take your religion as how it was meant to be taken. as a guide line. not a rule book, not a journal of events that happened. A GUIDE LINE. you realize your being a hypocrit. telling everyone they should follow your “way” [or else they burn in hell] when your “way” tells you not to force it onto others.
its a persons own choice when it comes to beliefs. if i want to believe in evolution, dont scold me about it. just because you believe in creationism doesn’t mean i should tell you your wrong. i seriously don’t care.
it’s very basically racism. except your putting people down because of what they’re beliefs are, and not they’re skin color.
its nice to see your a person who really cares about what they believe in, but your taking it too far.
ITS A VIDEO GAME. if you think kids learn everything they know from video games, your wrong. and if they do, its not the developers fault. its the parents fault. for not teaching them.
i played Mario and Zelda as a kid, does that mean i like black magic, or mushrooms, or that i believe in monsters? HECK NO.
i play counter-strike, team fortress 2, and call of duty 4. does that mean i think violence can solve problems? NO.
why don’t you set a positive role model for those around you and just follow your religion, instead of pushing it. a lot more people would consider “following the religious path” if they saw a group of helpers, good citizens, and kind people then they would if they just saw a bunch of protesters and picket signs marching around in front of movie producers and video game developers.
WHAHAHAHA, really cool that the old profets knew about internet
quote:
But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we were His creation and He then spoke to Noah in Genesis 8:21-27 after the flood.
(…)
27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
I’m not sure why are you so against Spore, if you didn’t know Spore is not a God’s tool, it’s a game. People can pretend to be a god in it and have fun that way.
Also I’d like to know what does Spore teaches about something against the “belief” thing of yours? I mean, if you load up the game and start creating creature – you throw in idea what your creature look like, it’s just a moving image – not a living thing.
Pathetic.
Lol @ Fellow atheists who think they’re smart but can’t figure out that this was a hoax.
Thre exist no god, look out in the world m8 and say it again there is a god ^^
God is a Phantasie for Humans to talk stuff like you…
I hope really you love to live in your dreamworld…
I have to say, you are a master at hoaxes. It’s amazing how some people still don’t know. Great job.
Damn, nice trolling.
LOL OH WOW. I wasn’t sure this was serious just from all the posts but Rick Astley sealed it. Amazing.
Roll
Hah, i’d never really comment on this but this is definitely worth it.
I’m AMAZED at how many people just didn’t read it at all before commenting. Probably skipping to the end after reading a single word. It’s really hilarious.
Great job advertising the game basically. I commend you.
Why don’t you, instead of doing research into a video game of all things, do some research on the theory of evolution? You might actually learn a few things!
LOLOLOL OWNED BY A RICKROLL MOTHERFUCKERS
Hahahahaha, it’s hilarious how no one gets it yet.
for all those who don’t know what poe’s law is…
“Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won’t mistake for the real thing.”
lawlz
Ha, this guy is funny. Honestly, some of the stuff you say, it almost seems like a hoax or a bad joke. But I’ll assume you are actually as insane and ignorant as you appear…
Creationism is such a load of crap, honestly. I’m glad Spore was created. I hope more games like this will come out, it’s more fun than reading the bible and they might actually learn something; or at least be inspired to learn more about Science and the Theory of Evolution.
POKEMON TAUGHT ME TO BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION! :B
lol, seriously….
Calm down. It’s just a universe with it’s rules. Evolution is addictive and will be fun to play with.
Show me GOD and I will will believe in him. I will NEVER worship him. You want a reason? Cancer is one of the thousand reasons… Sorry, but you worshippers are certainly wasting your precious time on Earth. Think about it. Now… ARE you really offended by the game, or do just you want attention, as always?
READ THIS YOU MORONS:
IT
WAS
A
HOAX!!!!!
YOU
GOT ROCKROLL!!!!!
Right now the vast majority of people commenting are looking more retarded than creationists. Don’t you fucking idiots read anything before you decide to fart worthless and uninformed opinions out?
Oh man – rolled. Seriously.
Best roll so far.
I am a false prophet and God is a superstition. No wait. You are!
Well-played. And excellent job proving Poe’s law.
You’re living after the 7-days theory, right? Nice… There is no light without a shadow or darkness. If god is the light, why there is shadow as well? Evil things are darkness, right? If darkness & shadow is the same thing, than you agree with me if i say god = evil? There is no light without darkness..
Hi. Did GOD actualy made a clear statement about how blasphemous is Spore ? I’d be happy to hear from him, he’s been quite for a while. Exactly like one of my cats who sort of disapeared for a while and that I found dead eventualy.
Woah that really had me going nice work!!!
1. Poe’s Law
Similar to Murphy’s Law, Poe’s Law concerns internet debates, particularly regarding religion or politics.
“Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won’t mistake for the real thing.”
In other words, No matter how bizzare, outrageous, or just plain idiotic a parody of a Fundamentalist may seem, there will always be someone who cannot tell that it is a parody, having seen similar REAL ideas from real religious/political Fundamentalists.
The following is an actual Internet post to Biblically defend a flat Earth:
“All I was saying was that either the earth is flat, and the bible is correct, or the earth is round, and the bible is incorect, i’m going to study the issue more and deside for myself which route I want to take. Either Atheist evolutionist, who agrees with all of mainstream sciences, or flat earth litteral bible believer.
I’m leaning toward being an atheist, because if I can’t believe the bible to be completly litteraly true, then I can’t believe Jesus when he speaks about heaven, etc..
That would make the moon landing a fake, and pretty much all of modern science false…”
Response:
“That’s it, I’m claiming Poe’s Law on this guy.”
I cannot even for a second believe that this is a real website, in which case you’ve all been suckered.
If it is real, it is a very narrow minded viewpoint that isn’t shared by the rest of the Christian community.
We all know that the Bible states that God created the universe. We all know that science tells us that a Big Bang did. What we cannot answer is what caused the Bang in the first place. may have been God. Might not.
To set up a website and start spouting this nonsense in such a hysterical fashion only degrades what all Christians are striving for. You are tarring us all with your broad brush and making us look like nutters.
The game, Spore, is a game. Fantasy, pure and simple but to think that people are working hard to pervert childrens minds only reveals what kind of ridiculous nonsense is being spouted here.
Get real. Get a life. Stop wasting your time and love God for what he is and if you really must be anti evolutionary how about diverting your website to constructively argue on all of the aspects that support evolutionary matters rather than this ridiculous nonsense.
In raving on like a nutter about unproven, inflammatory claims you are, in fact, inciting chaos and speaking lies, which means you have come to lose your path and have started to follow that of the Devil.
¿Porque la gente cree estupideces?
La tierra plana, el creaccionismo.. ¿como puede ser la gente tan absurda y negar hechos evidentes como estos por culpa de una religion?.
Sinceramente creo que nuestra civilizacion funcionaria mejor sin todas las religiones, y sus absurdos mandatos y teorias falsas. Puede que haya servido de algo en el pasado, pero las religiones son inadecuadas para el mundo moderno. ¿Que sentido tiene tener gente negando la evolucion?, es un hecho historico igual que lo es la segunda guerra mundial.
my son, who told you to repeat my words in the meanings of satan? do you think the inquisition is my work? do you think its ok to keep slaves like its written in the five books of moses? do you think that its ok to kill members of other religion?
pls go to your cave and stay there because science is the mean of the really blessed.
Obviously the woman who created this did not expect such a critical backlash. I do not believe that she is as used to the cynicism and hate of the collective mindset of the internet as most are accustomed to and expect. I guarantee she reads every comment and takes them seriously. Her opinions may not be well informed, not because of “OMGZ CHRISTIANITY IZ GAYZ,” like many of you have stated, but because she hasnt even played the game. I think what I am getting at is this woman is concerned for the well being of her kids and instead of getting an informed debate all of you brainless fucks have probably traumatized her.
I like this guy… he’s funny.
Most epic blog post ever.
I salute you.
I love attention. Please give me attention. X just came out and it is the anti-christ!. I know this because I love god and know that this is anti-god. Please make this viral by using the internet as my tool and my completely fundamentalist view on Y as the handle to gain notoriety for my blog site!
Seen this all before, just go away and don’t feed the troll. If you want to see what a troll is, search for anything Fred Phelps related and see the family squirm for attention.
Youre a fucking Idiot!
idiot!
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idiot!
idiot!
idiot!
Shut up and Die!
XD
No one has noticed the rickroll, thus, you all fell for this fakeness,
Seriously, I suggest you read some of this stuff, from the entry “understand my beliefs please”:
But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we were His creation and He then spoke to Noah in Genesis 8:21-27 after the flood.
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
thanks
I got to say that this was the most epic rickroll that I have ever seen!
Hat’s off to you!
beliefs are beliefs. if everyone would keep their beliefs to themselves the world would be more peacefull. god, budha or a thousand hindu gods it doesn’t matter cause the people that truly believe in them will be fanatics. i’m ortodox(at least baptized) and what i like about this religion is that we don’t really care about the others. there is a new sect or a new product worshiping what is called satan? this church does not do much. it waits for the sect to die out cause it believes it is right and that it will win. violently defending means there is some doubt there. don’t try and ban this. the more something is banned the more atractive it is. the world is a good example
Man, it’s hilarious that all these cocksuckers don’t realize this is a hoax!!
Joke site. However, there are people that are pretty darn ignorant out there.
Oh, a few noticed it.. But the blind masses are hard at work spewing hatred at what they fail to see is a hoax. 😀
An Epic Rickroll, to be sure!
Is this a serious website? I can’t believe it… 🙂 Hey man, evolution is a fact – creationism is a religious thing. You should think about – EA is not on war with creationism – the made a game on a scientific fact!!!!
hoax or not the ideea is interesting(there are plenty of fanatics) and teorizing never hurt. the problem comes from all the people that started atacking
Mate, I am a Christian too, maybe not a very good one, but still. What I have learn from this religion are a few things: love for all beings, compassion, forgiveness, helping others when they are in need, the idea that we can all happily live together, each one with their own particularities. You don’t have any of these values, so I must assume you are not really a Christian. Posting some acussations in the name of God (I don’t think He ever agrees with that, like He doesn’t agree with all the wars and killings in His name), hiding your real identity (a good Christian would stand for his ideas no matter what. I don’t know any Christian who said he is afraid to die for his beliefs and religion, better check the Bible for that) and adding ads so you get money from this discussion is the worst example of Christianity I’ve ever seen. Maybe you must judge yourself first before judging others.
awsome 😀
Intelligence < 0
Holy shit, epic.
The debate about religion goes on, but one thing is certain: The author wins the internet, game over, nothing more to see here.
” I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in. ”
Here you point out that you was raised in a belife system, by not taking any chanse in exploring other alternative. i am not saying that you did wrong, but your parents did when they did not give you any options in other belifes then cristian god.
“Everyone I am sure knows the passage that in the beginning God created heaven and earth. But there is more then just this one that people remember.”
Wich is why i hardly set my faith on a book that is written by man ages ago (2000 years ago i think? ).
“People of science claim that the Earth is the way it is because of millions of years of time and science effecting it. ”
Wrong, those who belive in evulotion have newer say that was scince that created earth, it happend in many many years (miljons).
“But we are taught and believe that our world is this way and has the aged look because of the flood of Noah. ”
Sorry that have newer happend except in your book.
“It was the waters covering the Earth on such a grand scale that caused the aging that people of science claim as proof.”
Sorry no one really know where the water comes from. we can only asume as you do, and you must lern the difference between THEORY and KNOWING is. Becus in the bibel it say it was so, and science asuming it was so…
I am not question your faith i am question why i should belive in this nonsens, becus my parents DIDENT rasi me to belive in christ they even dident rasi me to belive in their politics standing (they are more right and i am more left), but thats okay i lowe them for that becus i have to choose what to belive in.
RICK ROLL 😛
Classic Rickroll, lol!!!
I don’t really understand…
I was raised Christian, and I’m happy about that. But my mother gave me a choice. To stay with God, or explore other possibilities. God is a wonderful being to follow, and he teaches wonderful things to people so we can be great and good.
But, evolution is a theory. Darwinism is taught in schools, even to your Christian children. There will always be games, and books, and shows, and etc., about evolution. I’m happy you feel so strongly about Anti-Spore, but if you believe so strongly in Creationism under God, Spore shouldn’t be anything but a fun game.
Will Wright is also responsible for putting Magic in his other Sims games. Shouldn’t you also be criticizing those?
Remember, God loves all of his children. He even loves me, and I’m and Atheist.
As for making pornographic creatures, just don’t let your children register their game online. That means they can’t get custom content from the spore website from other players, limiting the evil creatures. Tell your kids you don’t want to see them making them, either.
I like Spore, a lot. I live a full and rich life. And if God does exist, and that judgment does come, then woe is me. But untill then, I’m content. And I’m happy you believe in God. =)
Love,
Angelica
You should look at Bonsai kitties. =D
Hoax sites, ftw.
‘CHRISTIANITY:
The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…’
It sounds so plausible, what’s the problem?
Nice hoax, short and to the point.
Heh…I can’t believe all the morons still posting in a serious manner, without realizing the entire site was an elaborate hoax.
Job well done, site creator, job well done.
Oh yeah, hey morons, read the entire entry before you leave a comment…otherwise you are just proving how numb you really are.
Haha I didn’t notice that line, probably because I switch off at the mere thought of scripture. Nice one! Although to be honest I wouldn’t be surprised to see this kind of thing pop up for real, thats the worrying thing.
we are not worthy, you are the best !!°!
finest rickrollexperience ever.
[i]”I think part of the problem that is going on here is that the bulk of you are ignorant as to the word of God. I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in”[/i]
This is probably one of the best arguments for the freedom of religion, and you offer it yourself. The fact is that people are raised into a belief. It may be religion, it may be evolution. But either way, both groups of people should be free to believe what they want. And people should be free to make the games they want to, or play the games they want to.
If you think a game goes against everything you believe in, then by all means don’t play it. You may even be so restrictive as to forbid your children to play it, alas you have that right untill they are 18 or so. But it is almost bordering on hatred to claim that something like a game, or tekst, or opinion is wrong just because your parents thaught you it’s wrong.
Basicly, you believe something that was written down by a Roman 500 years after the events he wrote about, and you believe in a God who has been worshipped by the jewish people ages before Christianity. Other people believe in teachings even older than that. I myself ‘believe’ in science. When I die I’ll know who was right, but untill that day, don’t try to save me or anyone else, as all people are free to look for their own way to save themselves.
HAHAH.. I even sendt this guy a mail, i was totaly believing it. Coming from americans i belive anything. There are no limits to their stupidity. By that I obviously mean Religious Zealots, not ordinary americans..
Oh shit, I actually fell for it.
Perfectly executed, a lot of effort put into it. I applaud you for being the best troll/rickroll I’ve witnessed in a very, very long time.
Hi
I want to take part in this discussion, because I belief in God, but not as well in all the bible. Sometimes the bible is only a great diasaccord. Look at the part, you quotet, Gen 1;2: First there is nothing, then there is water, where God is moving upon. But Water is created on the second day. How could there possibly BE water on the first day?
An another thing, I don’t understand fundamentalistic creationists as well as I can’t understand fundamentalistic evolutionists. These are first both theories, nothing is proved, everything possible. And, and that’s why I can’t understand fundamentalism in this case: I isn’t mutually exclusive. Why can’t there be God, who said: “Well, I wan’t to make animals, so I create some” but he doesn’t create them, like they where today, but left room for evolution? Maybe God IS the evolutionary motor, we’re looking for? I think, it isn’t in the sense of God, that there is such a deeply conflict about how and why life is, how it is today. If only one way would be the right one, God would never have allowed us to think of another.
And here it comes to SPORE: This game is EXACTLY how I think about evolution and creation. There is an evolutionary line, but every part of it is a new creation itself. I won’t say the player is a god, that’s going to far, but it can help us to smooth down the differences, given that BOTH parties come to think first.
god doesn’t exist.(DOT)!!!!!!
I applaud your comedic genius. Brilliant.
You think spore is unrealistic ?
Then you have never seen tetris before.
I am AGAINST this game ! I have never seen any other game that was so unrealistic !
The matrix made sense, but tetris ??
Where on earth do little strangely shaped 2D blocks fall down, and you have to press left, right and turn to make them fit into eachother ? If you know about this place, let me know.
The creators of tetris are probably very creative masterminds, who are planning to take over the world and cause chaos and disaster to the human race, mother earth and will force us to obey them as slaves with chains around our neck. They will make us dig holes with our bare hands and then they will fill them up with strangely shaped cubicles, hoping they will get a few full rows and get the bonuspoints !
help me save our children from the evil tetris and its creators, stand with me in my war against evil surrealistic games that will conquer the planet !!
Please visit my blog: http://www.antitetris.com.
**Disclaimer**
I am being sarcastic towards the fuckwit who owns this blog. He is trying to bash a game with comments that make no sense at all. So did i. I have no true hate against tetris and its creators. I played it with joy about 15 years ago.
OMFG YOU ARE SUCH A DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT SOMETHING THAT WAS MADE FOR PURE FUN IS EVIL AND IS CORRUPTING CHILDREN WTF! HOW IS IT CORRUPTING CHILDREN BY GIVING THEM CREATIVITY JUST GO SIT IN YOUR CHURCH AND PREY YOUR ‘LORD’ AND ASK HIM I HAVE FOUND THE ANTI-CHRIST ITS A GAME WHICH LETS YOU CREATE YOUR OWN CREATURE AND RAISE HOWEVER YOU LIKE YOU BLOODY IDIOT WHAT ABOUT GTAIV HUH GO COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT IN THAT YOU KILL PEOPLE AND STEAL CARS AS FOR SPORE THERES NOT EVEN A DROP OF BLOOD IN THE WHOLE GAME JUST GET A FUCKING HOBBY OH WHAT YOU DO HAVE A HOBBY BEING A RELIGOUS FANATIC!!!!
Seriously, if the best you can do is ‘God made the world because the Bible says so’ you really need to get back to school and possibly join a debating club. Your argument is redundant.
God didn’t make the world, I did, and if He wants to disagree He can come talk to me himself. And I can prove I made the world. It says so in my Holy Book.
this blog needs a disclaimer too, like w00t’s post.
@w00t
While I agree with the thrust of your argument… I think you (and others who made the same assumption) will find that the owner and author is actually a women.
This doesn’t negate your point but I tend to be swayed more by people who bother to read something (like the first paragraph) before commenting.
s’all
I would rather believe Will Wright is god. I can clearly see his intellect design.
I doff my cap to you, sir.
Your posts and your view, but most importantly your twisted observations and conclusions are simply hilarious.
In your world there’s no room for the possibility that you’re wrong (on a number of things). You seem a very simplistic and narrowminded person who’s been molded too much into 1 direction. Your belief is just that and nothing more… A belief. What keeps amazing me is that we atheists and believers of Darwin’s evolution theory don’t pester people with a belief either. We leave you to your beliefs. Eventho your beliefs lack all kinds of proof and Darwin’s (scientific) evolution theory is based on years of observation and bound to existing cases of similar evolutionary effect. Worst case the evolution theory is a belief as well carrying a lot of support.
Your attitude is a dangerous one and is very similar to that of the catholics who killed hundreds of innocent people (so-called heathens) in their cleansing crusades. You’re way to self-assured and self-righteous and now you’re making this the problem of others. I suggest you learn about this thing called diversity, lighten up and realize it’s just a game…
This is the true reason you upset people. People aren’t angry because they’re wrong (very simplistic assumption by the way). People are angry because you are unrightfully messing with their freedom of choice.
Wow, the amount of morons posting here is extrordinary. It’s a goddamn joke! You’re all too worked up that you fail to even recognise that you’re all be RICK ROLLED XD!
Admin, if you’re going to reveal yourself as a fraud, do it in a little more obvious way next time :P, since it seems all the Spore fanboys are even more blind than you pretended to be XD!
Science has never had anything to do with the creation of the world and/or universe. Nor has it ever claimed to be the creator. Btw, who would be the so called “science”. It’s called science because it’s an art. Science is not the people who practice it.
On one hand, we have those “scientists” who spend their entire careers on discovering the nature of all things around us. They can profit from the fruits of the labours of generations of the most brilliant minds on earth who have done the same.
On the other hand, we have an ancient religious text, eh.. actually MANY contradicting ancient religious texts.
Hmmm… which one should I believe ?
I suggest that believers of creationism first make up their minds _WHICH_ of the religious traditions is the correct one before bothering us. So.. which is it going to be ? The Hindu traditions ? The Muslim traditions ? etc. etc. etc.
Absolutely brilliant. You just Rick Roll’d the world. Perhaps one of the greatest ruses in a long time.
I have to say that I’m a little disappointed now … it was such a nice thing to get indignant about. What a shame.
I was hoping that this site was a joke, and it turns out it was. What’s scary is that I can fully believe that people like this exist.
What’s even funnier is the sheer number of retards in the comments section who haven’t read the post they’re replying to.
superb! Gotta love sheep. That’s why god made them, so they can entertain us clever people…“21.
The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
brilliant. I imagine that most of the hater responding on here are just more stupid, while, blinkereed americans…the root of all evil!
If you actually read the whole thing you will realize you have been rick rolled
“People of science claim that the Earth is the way it is because of millions of years of time and science effecting it.”
It is not true, no scientist would tell you that ‘science effected the earth’ in being what it is, because:
Science (from the Latin scientia, meaning “knowledge” or “to know”) is the effort to discover, and increase human understanding of how the physical world works. Through controlled methods, scientists use observable physical evidence of natural phenomena to collect data, and analyze this information to explain what and how things work. Such methods include experimentation that tries to simulate natural phenomena under controlled conditions and thought experiments. Knowledge in science is gained through research.
The only thing that pisses me off even more than this site being real, is that it turned out to be fake. People’s emotions have been toyed with and manipulated. Precious time has been wasted. All for a decent profit too, I’m sure. Hope you can live with it. And if this is an EA marketing scheme, rest assured you’ve lost my business.
Haha, funny site. Bookmarked.
Your hatred to the scientific way of thinking is going to be your downfall. All you theists think you can set us up for a bombing, but in the end, all your churches will belong to us!
I didn’ t knew that NED FLANDERS had a blog!
Get a life you moron. God and Evolution are compatible. I believe and God, and im a deep suporter of Evolution.
May God have mercy about the Weak of Spirit like you and the other creationists around.
On the other hand…. GO FUCK YOURSELF! AND TRY TO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT SCIENCE YOU FUNDAMENTALIST MORON!!!
Y’ALL GOT RICK ROLLED!
Props to the guy, he pulled off possibly the most elegant rick roll in the history of rick rolls.
Keep the ignorants coming!
yeah, i hope you don’t on a rampage and kill will wright. please don’t he still has some good games to make.
Because it’s writen in a book where people walk over water and seas split on command doesn’t mean it’s real. If i write down that earth is an aged apple, am i wrong? NO! it’s true because i wrote it down!
and even if you’re right about all this sh*t… stop flaming spore and start flaming more serious stuff like GTA4? i think killing someone is a little bit worse then believing we’re descendants from apes. in my opinion…
still… “please understand my believe” same goes for you, try to get out that tunnelview and look at the world without thinking “uuuh some old dude put this tree here because he’s likes aged apples!”
PS: you’re almost as worse as the muslims that blow themselves up, only you aren’t blowing yourself up yet. (altough the USA does blow them up in your place)
some words from switzerland to all bigots out there: just fuck you!
“But, evolution is a theory. Darwinism is taught in schools, even to your Christian children. There will always be games, and books, and shows, and etc., about evolution.”
I canr really put a finger in what games that teach evulution? all i can se is games that have posibility to god then evulution (yes even sim series are affect of existen force to controle the player/town (you god).
“Heh…I can’t believe all the morons still posting in a serious manner, without realizing the entire site was an elaborate hoax.”
I mention it in the last blog that she must be one of the person from the SDF forum and trolling by itself.
THIS IS THE BEST RICKROLLLLLLL EVER!
AMAZING STUFF. YOU DESERVE AN AWARD FOR CREATING A LEGEND.
THIS ENTIRE BLOG IS RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE BEST INTERNET SPOOFS EVER.
CONGRATULATIONS 🙂
ALL YOUR SPORE ARE BELONG TO US 😉
hahaha, thats the biggest type of bs ive heard in years. Its a computer game, this is why religion is dying.
Epic troll is epic. You are a true troll warlord.
BTW You are all God This God That. If you Say God created this or that, tell me something, if god did all that who was there to witness…let me guess no1, because god “created” man in the end, so in the end the Genesis is all Bullcrap!
The Earth doesnt have an Aged Look…. its like it has ever been…a Dynamic set of ecosystems, where Erosion, the visible face of Geologic Evolution, shapes our world.
We know this because we Studied life and the World, not because we Studied a set of books, written in the 4th Century AFTER CHRIST, to appease Angry Mobs and Ignorant Christians just like yourself. In the End The Bible was made to be correct for the Roman Empire’s Regime, and culture, conveniantly leaving out all the gospells non needed or unwanted for the regime. So, why on Earth, is the Bible worthy of Credit in the light of Science? The Bible has no Logical Explanation, cant Be ever explained in the light of inteligence, and racional thought.
The Bible was a book full of methaphors to teach a bunch of Stupid and Ignorant Peasants of the begining of the middle ages how to behave in society. Nothing more, nothing less. Ok there is a God, or multiple Gods, it doesnt matter, there is a Christ, or a Mohamed, or a Budha, or whatever you want. But that doesnt mean The Bible is THE TRUTH(angels singing)…NO!! it is not!!! the bible doesnt explain creation, because there was no Creation, there was evolution! And thats not less divine then Creation. It’s easier for me to believe in a God that masterminded Evolution and regulated it, than to believe in a god who created all in 7 days. Its just pathethic how people in the Twenty First Century Anno Domini, still believe in the Sumerian Myths, copied by the jews, later copied by the Romans to compile the so called Bible. A belief system almost 10 thousand years old… JUST ONE BIG LAUGH AT YOUR STUPIDITY!
You have said more then once that you pitty people who believe in the EVOLUTION.
Well its my turn…. I PITY YOU FOR YOUR ILL INFORMED SELF IMPOSED, SELF PERPETUATING MORONIC REDNECK IGNORANCE. Get a life, get an Education, Get your head outside of the bible, and go Get Laid you Soccer mom!!!
READ THE WHOLE POST BEFORE YOU POST, OTHERWISE YOU’RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. most notably the last paragraph, because if you do not and you end up just insulting the poster, they has succesfully RICK ROLLED YOU.
“It’s these teachings that I’ve spent my life learning, believing and becoming, that have made me the woman that I am today.
Tags: antispore, Bible, creationism, genesis, God, proof”
Just to tell you btw… You Wasted your life for nothing. Evolution is here, and no matter what you do, you wont ever make it go away. Basically you devoted your life to wasting time, worshiping Ignorance desguised as religion… Way to go!!
Also you assume yourself as a Christian person. Tell me then why you focus so much on the Old Testament? the Jewish part of the bible….. That would make you a Jew then, and you’d not have to quote the bible, but the Torah instead!!!
For Some Reason the Catholic church gives more importance to the new testament….the Word of Jesus, the son of God, and not so much to the hebraic part of the bible…. So my sentence to you, ill informed slut, is Get some information and stop quoting the bible, you use the internet, not a church to advertise this, The same internet riddled with PORN(oh god PORN LOL) satanist propaganda, Evolutionist proof, and all the other works of the Antichrist…LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ your pathetic arguments!!!
can I haz cheezburger now?
Strange, if I exchange God and Creator for Allah it sort of sounds like a load of Taliban-talk to me… Maybe we should shoot these God-Creator-people also, since we are shooting Taliban anyway… Just to make sure…
Search Google for: American Taliban
One of the most elaborate awesome rick-rolls in a while 🙂 kudos
Funny thing as well that most people commenting actually didn’t read the whole thing.
Thor should burn your butt, Freya should cut off your cock, Artemis should give you a brain, Osiris should eviscerate your zombie Jesus and Cerberus should rape your demon called “god”!
Nasty fanatic, you little brainless fool, your story book is nothing more the than the Odyssee, the jews steal their stories from the babylonians und at that time the jews were polytheists.
Your lying demon son called “Jesus” thought und told the peoble, that wolds end is near, but it did not come. The demon son was a false prophet, a lyar und a corrupter.
Christianity is build on lies, fairy taly, propaganda, fictional stories and drug dreams.
Beware of my harp, you christian fanatic, it is sharp und is made up of christian skull
Very good hoax! 🙂 And a fine example of Poe’s law, indeed!
Whahaha Brilliant Hoax!!
This has reached dutch newspaper and television 😀
We don’t even know what Rickrolled was until now. Nice intro for us 😀
Greetings and respect!
Pero de que vas?
Tu religion es completamente abusiva e irreal
Tus ideas son igual de dogmaticas que las de Hitler… todos los que no piensan como tu deben ser exterminados…
Porque mis hijos no pueden acceder a un contenido porque TU y TU RELIGION (que no la mia) no lo consientan? avandona el mundo conocido y encierrate en tu isla pero no intentes cortar nuestras libertades porque tengas miedo a que tu religion pierda fieles…
Creo que eres tu el que no comprendes las palabras de DIOS…
P.D: Siento si no comprendes el idioma en el que escribo… seguro que crees que es diabolica o algo peor…
If you morons took the time to read the whole post instead of getting all pissed off and jumping to the comment box, you would see that this is a HOAX!
Perhaps the best Rick Roll artist so far, kudos sir, good form!
Heh, and STILL people are taking the bait…
Perfect example of poe’s law, you had me too until this post, mainly, because this is not beyond christian fundamentalists.
And on another side note, to a lot of posters here : Read the whole damn thing!
Blasphemy the bard, maybe you should lay off the RAAAAGE as well as the poor spelling, and realise you got Rick Rolled like everyone else?! 😀
Just a thought. 😉
To all the people who haven’t caught on yet: INTERNET SRS BSNS. I lol at your apparent narrow-mindedness in your fail attempts at long-winded rationalising. (OMG like that last sentence)
and to the site admin. ILU HAVE MY BABIES? HERE HAVE 9000 INTERNETS.
god dammit. you got me good <3 but it’s okay. anon forgives you.
Christian Freak
Excellent. You really did capture the true essence of the Christian right wing and their rhetoric so well that it deserves categorisation as a masterpiece of fakery.
expertly crafted arguments of great irony! Hi JL!
I salute you, sir
really, this is great! loved the whole build up of this prank, and even now, people are still bashing….
Love the stupidity of the internet generation!
People read one line, start bashing! not even taking time to read all you write 🙂 _O_
This woman apparently has too much spare time on her hands to come up with this hoax…or she’s a real real idiot.
Epic rickroll and epic trollfest is epic.
Congratulations, you have won the internet.
You’re actually not allowed to demand respect for your beliefs and attack the beliefs of others in the same breath. That’s immoral. You go to hell for that. Paul spelled that out pretty emphatically in Romans 2. How about you let God judge Spore and concentrate on being a good Christian?
..You wouldn’t get this from any other guy!
Can we call Poe’s Law on some of these comments?
Haha, this site is awesome. To be fair, its probably so effective because it could actually be true.
Great work!
inb4 the rest of /b/ finds out …
Read what he says morons! Loads of you just got RickRolld without realising it! THE SITE IS A JOKE!!!!
and a brilliant one at that!
Hahaha.
People are so busted for not reading the entire post before responding.
^^
OMG !! ROTFL!! Great piece of work, hardly can’t believe that those “readers” are so mad…
I don’t have time to read everything that has been written here, but I get the general idea.
First a word about “Spore”. I don’t like the game. It just isn’t the kind of game I like to play. Just like “The Sims”.
Second, to the creator of this site. You are a perfect example of how organized religion can become such an ugly thing. If people would have listened to your beloved church, we would still be living in clay houses, riding horses to move around and think that the Earth was flat, we would burn people at the stick for speaking their mind. And you would not have the means to share your indignation with millions of people (come to think of it, that would have been a plus….).
… The only good thing in the christian teachings are the ten commandments. And I dare you (everybody) the say that you respect them all, all the time.
It’s a fact, people don’t read any more, they just react on something they heard! 😛
Rick Astley FTW! 😀
“Let us make man in our image, in our likeness”
Never trust anyone that talks about themselves in the first-person plural.
Haha very funny! I read from the bottom, and it all seemed like a serious case of religious fanaticism, then I got to the Poe’s Law bit! 😛
[font size=30 color=red]FFS THIS IS A RICKROLL, QUIT WHINING![/font]
here, have an internet for this.
*hands you a particularily shiny version of one of these internets*
I used to have religious beliefs like you, but fortunately events in my life allowed me to see the error of my ways and embrace science as the path to truth. Perhaps I might change your opinions of Spore if you would only listen to a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there.
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air.
Understand your beliefs, and understand other people beliefs. Thats part of the game of getting along.
You live on the U.S?. If so, you all know how to behave, because you are a multicultural country, with less than 400 years of history. Many beliefs colliding.
And by reference to the ten commandments… do you really believe them word by word?. There is no clue of them being what moses wanted to say. In those days, without writing transmision, there was word transmision. And now tell me what happens when you make a Photocopy, from a photocppy about 30 times or more.
Belief in what you wish, just dont force others to belief in what you belief. Thats just not nice.
Good Luck.
Oh my. This is pure gold. Everyone coming in here throwing fits and yelling stuff without bothering to read the entire piece. My sincerest congratulations on this masterful demonstration of Poe’s law.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA …
Excellent joke! You fooled us all (including myself) and proved some points here, which I can admire. Kudos to you. You made a joke out of fundamentalism, which is good. The world could use a bit more humor.
However, next time please be careful what you joke about. In a way, this is like playing with fire. This could be considered the virtual equivalent of sending letters with baking powder in it. You know how that is going, especially after 9/11.
You my friend,
Fail at life, epicly.
You don’t have to fucking buy it. So shut the fuck up you trouble causing Christian, go and steal some more pagan rituals and claim them as your own.
I got pwned?
Damn, gratz on owning teh intarnetz.
I don’t believe in God as such, still I wouldn’t be afraid my children would be brainwashed into creationism by ‘god’-games like Black&White.
Parents are the greatest influence on their children, and exposing them to different views only makes them better at having their own opinion.
So please, get your son this game, I promise he will still turn out just like you..
I love it how a previous guy said “I don’t have time to read everything that has been written here”.
Ahaha idiots.
It’s shocking how many people reply to a blog without reading the blog itself 😀
great rickroll man!
“instead God is able to make the creatures as he will including man.”
Yes, because 1-2000 years ago, when that story book was written, people was stupid and didn’t know shit about nothing. That grown ups 2008 can believe in fairy tales is Ok for me, there is lots of weird stuff in the world that some belive. But I hope it some day becomes a felony to try spread religious nonsense. The most scary thing tho, is that you religious people tend to mix your freaky “values” into politics, and that there are sooooo many of you in the most powerful nation today. Gives me the shivers that a person in the US can’t try to run for the precidency (hope that’s the right spelling, english is not my native language) without mixing in god, because if he/she did try that. No one would vote for him/her.
I hope you get better some day and wake up.
Gotten rickrolled for the first time..i feel a completely reborn christian- oh no- human..again
All our bases belong to you!
Omfg, rickroll taken to another level!!! Really nice one!
Im not sure which is better. The fact that so many goons just got rick rolled. Or the fact that so many goons are so stupid that they can read the lyrics to “never gonna give you up” as quoted under God, and totally not realize the joke. If you wanna be an atheist, thats fine, but dont be a moron. God didnt go around laying down lines from cheesy 80’s songs in the bible, religious or atheist, you should know that.
“My God, My God, why hast thou blinded me with science!” Matthew 27:46
You got me fooled, fantastic prank. You are my new hero 😉
We are not the ones who are ignorant. You are forgetting that you are getting all your information from a text that is thousands of years old, being passed on and re-translated many times, eventually losing it’s original meaning and which could have been written by a bunch of nut jobs with the sole intention to control the masses. There is no way to tell.
Spore is a great game and I like it very much.
It’s a great idea to create your own creatures. That’s not against any god’s that doesn’t exist, the game is fun and it promote your fantasy!!
But I know that the christians like to go against such thinks, because they afrait to lose their power about their hypocritical fans!!!
I do not care when somebody believe in a god, but I hate that when he want impose other people for his believe. That’s intolerant!
Each has its!!!
Satanic greetings
Helvete 666
People can’t read.
alright, i get your a christian, and the reason your getting all this attention is because of all of the fucking trolling you are doing. 2 things i should point out to you, if you want to be a good parent, DONT ATTACK THE MAKER OF THE GAME, READ THE DAMNED GAME BOOK, seriously, there is a section on how to keep penis and tit creatures OUT OF YOUR CHILDS GAME, take 30 seconds to read that, and secondly you dont need to put your beliefes on other people, i get you were raised a christian as was i, however, i do not believe anymore. i’m agnostic, so people who were raised in the church dont always turn out to be strong christians. people like you are the reason that gaming is seen as such a bad thing, because of soccer moms like you. its bull shit that you cant be a parent, and that you HAVE TO BLAME THE MAKER. do some research before you start complaining.
Wheeeee!!!!!!!!! Brilliant site, absolutely brilliant. Best rickroll ever. But when you created the site, did you anticipate that there’d be so much bigotry directed at you by supposedly rational, pro-“science” types? Or did that come as a shock? Does the realization that so much of the pro-evolution momentum stems from ignorance (even extending to ignorance of the post ostensibly being commented on) give you pause for thought? Has the experience made you think of amending your worldview in any way, perhaps even aligning it, however slightly, with the persona that you have created here? Just wondering. The real irony, of course is that spore is totally ID in outlook. Intelligent Design can’t be taught in class in the US, but that doesn’t matter because you can now get it at home. and people will even pay for the privilege. And, as you’ve seen, even the evolutionists will promote it on a massive scale.
YES! YES! I KNEW IT!
Well done, sir. Well done indeed.
Thank you for making me smile today 🙂
The replies here are very amusing but it is also a sad reminder that TLDNR applies to more people then I dared hope.
/bow
please go on with this blog, its funny as long as people are taking it serious!
Hahahahahahahaha, amazing rick-roll. And some people still don’t get it!
You know, I kept scrolling to find where the comments had completely shifted from the ignorant to the EPIC congratulations that this site truly deserves.
As far as I can see, it may never get there. And I thought religious people were the only ones completely blinded by their beliefs. Shame on me.
And I thought the Rick Roll had run its course, well played!
Yes we know there are examples of poes law over the internet and we know that without your addition to it so please dont waste our precious hate towards well deserving it evil christians who poison theyre childrens minds with bulshit fairytales and tell them theyre real. Religion is like cancer on humanity and its bout time we slap hte shit out of the morons who spread it or else were gonna get pushed back to the caves nd back on trees by those peaople in the name of theyre prejudges and dogmas.
You dont help, youre no funny and youre prooving what everyone already knows.
Were not suprised cause we always take in concideration that the fundamentalism you spread arroud here can be a parody. We have no choice but to reply to it in the name of reasonability. What if we wouldnt? Some nut who will actualy be a fundamentalist will find suport to his stupid beliefs on this page and seeing noone argues with it he will get even more certain that preaching this bullshit to peaople is the right thing to do. DO something usefull instead of discovering the colour of the grass for us.
please
Lol, this site is Gold, and I’ll always believe in it’s soul. You’ve got the power to know you’re indestructable.
This is fucking hilarious!!^%$^
Epic stuff!
Wow, you got me there. Grats at this awesome prank!
There are no evidence that says that god exists, only the bibel. If someone is brainwashed its you. If you cant accept our beliefs, why whould we accept yours? Go fuck with satan or something please, ur scary, honestly.
The religious people rail on the people who believe in science. They go on about how misguided they all are.
The scientists don’t rag on the people who believe in religion, they just keep doing science.
Why is that?
Serious gratz. Shame only the people who can read got rickrolled, not the morons too, but what really gets me is how, even after shitloads of comments here talking openly about how great a joke it was, you still get WALLOFTEXT from angry people who just refuse to read.
Nicely done.
THIS IS. THE BEST. RICKROLL. EVER.
I was ready to post another angry comment before I saw the last bit….well done. You deserve a Rick-medal.
Alright, apparently your mind is fucked up. First off; Have you even tried PLAYING the game? Apparently not, because if you did you would know that the turnout of the game is entirely based on the person who PLAYS it. Hence the rating, E for EVERYONE. If you still don’t understand what I’m saying, the just shut the hell up, and stop making stupid blogs about how you’re brainwashed.
I feel like I just got Rick-Rolled…
… stop it.. I think I wet my pants twice allready…
god.. the reactions.. even better then the post itself 🙂
..
Truly epic troll. Very well done.
Progression of this thread.
Angry anti-christians —> John “OMG I was rickrolled” Smith (that includes me) —> Smug anti-anti-christians
But in all seriousness this hoax actually shows alot of interesting things about people.
How do you know that the interpretation of Genesis is correct? How do you know that god created wild animals according to their kind doesn’t mean that he created a lower version of that creature that has evolved into what it is today? How do you know that God isn’t the creator of evolution?
Science does not exist with out God. God created the people who discovered science and the possibility of evolution
Or am i the Devil’s Advocate ha ha ha ha ha
I can’t tell which is more funny; the Rickroll clearly mocking religious objections to video games, or the people who obviously don’t know how to read. Seriously, guys, I hope you’re all in middle or high school, and could I have the names of your school districts? I’ve got a lot of letters to write about schools teaching their babies about reading comprehension.
hilarious, this is the funniest one yet.
9/10
Hey Admin, just because your parents thought you something doesn’t prove it is right. My parents thought me the same, but when I grew up I’ve started 2 see that there believe was bassed on nothing and that the teaching really where pathetic from a point of view.
You need to put the youtube video up mate.
CONGRATULATIONS!
So many ppl got Rick Rolled! Hahahahahahahahahaha! All those stupid Spore-fans still think it’s for real!
It came on the news, here in the Netherlands.
So many people gor p0wnd!
Good job Admin! You have just made my day 🙂
P.S. And still 100s of idiots are not reading the whole post. Talk about dumb :/
I would like to point out, that in addition to the gloriousness of the rickrolling, adminanon managed to invoke rule 34 rather early in the blog, and I believe rule 30 as well…
Funny that 90% of the commenter’s here didn’t even read this blog at all. 😀
Oh my gosh! He does belief in creationism! Burn him in the name of science at the stake!
I was raised catholic. Allthough I am no longer in a church, and don’t have any confession I still think that religon of any kind provided some good basic rules for civilization.
I really don’t recall that God said “You have to be intolerant to anybody who doesn’t believe in me”. If you really a person who is very religious you should be frackin scared about the shit you are talking about “science”.
But that is the basic problem of any religion anyway. You are so fundamented in your beliefs, that yours is the one and only truth. No wonder why there are so many wars on earth. Would you really live according to the bibel you would shut down this page.
:’)
Please stop posting this sort of stuff. It’s very funny and very entertaining, but I hardly get any work done these days.
“And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.”
“So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science.”
So, because someone wrote this phrase down, it irrefutable proof that God exists and that he created the earth?
Thanks for the good laugh, looking forward to tomorrow’s post. 🙂
Look mom! I’m writing in a site that made history!
Brilliant! Congratulations.
lol didnt read the whole text, nice joke.
Ive fuck that stupid fat ass fools
You win, sir, you win.
Fucking genius. Probably the best rickrollin’ ever.
The good ole Rick Roll, BRILLIANT! 10/10
And God created the Troll. Or did it evolve?
Nice joke 🙂
Oh shi-, i just got rickrolled, LOL
HAHA, awesome rickroll man.
I love it when people get so enraged by stuff they think its serious. awesome stuff.
Lmao @ all you ignorant people. Before you go dissecting all the faults in this post why don’t u READ THE WHOLE THING first..
“And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” ”
If you don’t understand those lyrics go google “Rickrolled” and then feel like an idiot for about a week. THIS BLOG IS A HOAX! and a well-done hoax at that.
fcking tools…
haha nice one… i fell for it 😛
Thanks for the laugh 🙂
I got on my computer today and opened a news page.
What I saw on that page blew me away…
My jaw dropped and all I could do was stare for a second or 5.
“ANTI-SPORE SITE IS A HOAX”
It was in the NEWS dude !!!!!
This MUST be the best orchestrated prank of the decade man….
I’ve been driving my girlfriend crazy talking about how ridiculous this all was…
Man… You got me good. And from the looks of it,… you’re still fooling people..
Even Ralph here above my post.
Jesus Christ, and then the Rick-roll dawned on me. 😀
Absolutely fucking BRILLIANT!
This site is made of win.
The only thing funnier than a really good parody is an abusive, self-righteous moron who can’t recognize it for what it is.
Look! We have hundreds of those right here!
You just made my day. <3
Awesome hoax.
And lol at all the angry commenters who still haven’t noticed xD .
Do you abhore Venus de Milo because it is a creation without arms, thus raping God’s ideal representation of a human?
No, you do not.
How abuot Picasso’s paintings, which twist about the form of everything ‘God given’?
This man has created a piece of art to be enjoyed by the public. That is all. He has made no claim that any of this is truth, and it is no different than any other game (OR MOVIE OR BOOK, THAT I AM SURE YOU ENJOY!) out there that includes aliens or monsters.
When you claim the masses blind and ignorant, think.. are you not part of the masses?
LOL RICKROLL.
But in case you meant what you said earlier,
In Genesis 1:2 there is more talk about God’s work. “And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.”
So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science. From this God moved to creating all the creatures, notice there is never talk of creatures ‘evolving’ into other creatures, instead God is able to make the creatures as he will including man.
You’re making that claim based upon something that already has its credibility in question. Just because it’s 2000 years old doesn’t mean it’s correct. Otherwise I could just say that in science, there is no mention of God, therefore it’s clear it must have been done by evolution. Which makes no sense either way, since you’re saying that “Since something which might mot be the truth says this, what it says definitely is the truth”.
Well played, well played. Over a thousand responses and you still have people going straight to “RAGE” before engaging their brain. You have invented a new perpetual stupidity machine. My personal favourites are the comments that start with “I don’t believe this site for a second, BUT …”
I bow before you, humbled at your brilliance.
So this is how the world will end wingnut atheists and wingnut christians arguing over a game. Although this is the funniest blog I have seen in a long time and far be it for me to comment on other peoples beliefs. I remember a controversy over spore where atheists did not like the inclusion of magic and religion. Although I can’t remember where this other dumbass debate on this took place but please read the below. Spore is a great game but because of its ludicrous DRM I will not buy it, download it or have anything to do with it.
http://news.filefront.com/militant-atheists-criticize-spores-religion/
You’ve truly enlightened me over the last couple of days. But in this blog-entry the peaces finally came together… Something sinister… Something I’ve suspected since the 80’s. Rick Astley stole his song lyrics from the Bible!
You Sir ROCKS!
JUST FUCKING DROP DEAD YOU ARE AN IDIOT (I REPEAT, I-D-I-O-T) AND THERE IS NO FUCKING GOD
THE WHOLE WORLD IS CREATED BY THE BIG-BANG
THERE ARE SMARTER PPL WHO ARE THINKING BOUT THE CREATION OF THE UNIVERS
U KNOW THAT THING IN SWITSERLAND
THE ONLY BLACK HOLE U SEEN IS THE ASS OF UR DEAD (DONT BLAME ME BLAME “GOD”) DAD
SO JUST DO A FAVOR PLEASE
DIE WITH MUCH PAIN AND SUFFERING
THERE IS NO GOD
ONLY A GODFATHER >=)
(if there would be a “God” it would be….
“lucifer”)
with much love: ur dead father -×××-
This is the most legendary rickroll ever.
Thanks for this, it was really amusing.
heh… people still falling for this
YHBT lol
JUST FUCKING DROP DEAD YOU ARE AN IDIOT (I REPEAT, I-D-I-O-T) AND THERE IS NO FUCKING GOD
THE WHOLE WORLD IS CREATED BY THE BIG-BANG
THERE ARE SMARTER PPL WHO ARE THINKING BOUT THE CREATION OF THE UNIVERS
U KNOW THAT THING IN SWITSERLAND
THE ONLY BLACK HOLE U SEEN IS THE ASS OF UR DEAD (DONT BLAME ME BLAME “GOD”) DAD
SO JUST DO A FAVOR PLEASE
DIE WITH MUCH PAIN AND SUFFERING
THERE IS NO GOD
ONLY A GODFATHER >=)
(if there would be a “God” it would be….
“lucifer”)
with much love: ur dead lover -×××-
JUST FUCKING DROP DEAD YOU ARE AN IDIOT (I REPEAT, I-D-I-O-T) AND THERE IS NO FUCKING GOD
THE WHOLE WORLD IS CREATED BY THE BIG-BANG
THERE ARE SMARTER PPL WHO ARE THINKING BOUT THE CREATION OF THE UNIVERS
U KNOW THAT THING IN SWITSERLAND
THE ONLY BLACK HOLE U SEEN IS THE ASS OF UR DEAD (DONT BLAME ME BLAME “GOD”) DAD
SO JUST DO A FAVOR PLEASE
DIE WITH MUCH PAIN AND SUFFERING
THERE IS NO GOD
ONLY A GODFATHER >=)
(if there would be a “God” it would be….
“lucifer”)
with much love: ur dead father -×××-
BAD FUCKING JOKE
Omg. I got Rick Rolled. This was awesome! 😀
Plus, now I learn to read before gettin the n3rd crazies.
Thanks for the support ^^
Brilliant a rickroll in the bible. Wow, you would almost believe 🙂
BEFORE YOU FANBOY OUT AND PRESS “SUBMIT” READ THE QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE, NEAR THE BOTTOM. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN RICKROLLED!
Admin! You win one free internet. I had a feeling that this was a hoax from the begining. Kudos and good rickroll.
You Christians always speak of “Gods word”. But “Gods word” is nothing else than a collection of short-stories called bible. These words suffer from false translation and the inability of people to be objektive storytellers. No eyewitness of history wrote down “Gods word” by himself. “Gods word” was written by people who said: “I´ve heard a story from a friend of my uncle`s son, who was in Jerusalem a couple of years ago, that there maybe was a son of someone who was called Joseph or something …. and his mother – you won´t believe it – has never had sex with Joseph!”
If there something like “Gods word”, you won´t find it in the bible. If there sometihng like “Gods word” you´ll find it burried deep inside yourself!
Congrats admin. You raised the bar for epic trolling.
Can’t believe the site was beginning to make me RAGE, until I read the last paragraph.
Wow. I guess that no one really reads the whole post then, huh? Read to the bottom, people. Read to the bottom.
OH Rickroll, how i’ve missed you, truly epic sir admin!
Seriously, this isn’t anywhere near the right thing to do.
As stated above inmany other comments, your problem is with the people who play the game, not the developers. The views and ideas presented in a game cannot be tied to the individual beliefs of the developers, as stated in their user agreements (which, notably, no one that starts these kinds of sites reads). Out of said 8500 developers, did you ever stop to think about just how many of them might support creationism?
Also, the so-called “pornographic material” is user-created, and is not part of the game’s intentional design. I, too, am Christian, and even I realise it is impossible to stop every single person from trying to create something that goes against moral standards; temptation is all around. I’m very willing to doubt you even gave any of this much thought; you probably saw the game, read a couple sentences about what you could do in it, and let your emotions cloud your sight as to exactly what was going on.
Lastly, it may be wrong for people to debunk your faith, but it is just as wrong to force your faith on other people. God says spread the message, yes, but hateful and trite words and views is exactly what He is against. His word is a kind, loving word, and you should be fully and whole-heartedly ashamed for spreading His message in such a cold, hateful way. You seriously need to ask Him for forgiveness, and stop this nonsense before it’s too late. This is not the way to teach people about the wonderful message of God, and you have obviously had your emotions deeply cloud your spiritual judgement.
Assuming you actually read this, I hope you take a deep look at yourself and find the true light of God within you, as it has obviously been hidden within the darkness of your heart. Games are games, no more, no less, and to believe they are such is blasphemy in the highest degree.
I still think your a fag,
The really funny thing is how the reactions of the majority of posters reflect how we deal with real life; no we don’t read the small print we just react to the headline and go and start a riot, regardless of how stupid that makes us.
10/10, 5 stars, a gold medal and an Oscar!
Brilliance!
Even had me going. Although I was suspicious. I’m loving how so many people (myself included) didn’t even bother to read the sections that were “bible quotes”.
But I came back to see if you’d updated, and read it properly. And out of nowhere… RickRoll’d
Excellent little distraction XD
Brilliant 🙂
i think you are a fag also.
Wooohooo you could make your own fagg fest together
Well played. 🙂
Dudette, seriously, learn the difference between effect and affect. I learned that in elementary school.
Let me say in all fairness that you have a right to dislike video games. But don’t think those who play video games are people without morals whose ideas of life will be radically changed by the games they play. Christian’s will play Spore, non-Christians will play spore, but it will most likely not radically change they’re worldview. It’s a game. It’s a bunch of graphics on a screen. And the accusation of that vulgar creatures will make it into the games is false. Said persons’ accounts are deleted as well as the creation.
One must look at the good of spore. It spawns creativity. In a world where kids immediately go home and mindlessly watch television, something that both stimulates the imagination and is fun is rare. Chill, dude.
Professional troll is professional.
I left the site when I first seen it only to be disquested, only to return to this epic conclusion.
I’m a changed, and yet, confused man!
As LoneCat would put it “We’re no strangers to troll, you know the rule and so do I”.
Best RickRoll in a long time.
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ITEM IS GREAT QUALITY. VERY EFFECTIVE PACKAGING. WOULD ENJOY AGAIN.
A++++++++
damn. great hoax. right up until the “never gonna let you down..”
my compliments 🙂
I already sent you an email, but thought I should let people just see it.
That was the most epic thing I’ve seen on the internet. Ever. There are no exceptions.
Best part? The amount of people who got it was something like 450/1000 (Based upon trends set in the first 100 comments)
Epic.
Seriously, that’s just. Whoa. Well Played.
I love it when people mention in their replies that they didn’t even read it all. Although, I walked up to the Spore display at a Best Buy yesterday and say irrefutable proof of God’s existence… Spore is Mac compatible!
1st of all Maxis made the game
2nd of all 1st fuck off you n00b,the game isnt sugesting children to believe the world evolueted(thats the kids job to think and be educated).
3rd and what if the universe evolved and God didnt created us?is there something bad?the laws will still be there(but no more curch,big deal).
The sheer amount of stupidity in these comments is astounding, 90% of them didn’t even bother to read the post. Judging by most of the comments, it’s not really surprising, because it doesn’t seem like any of them have any real grasp over the human language in the first place. Successful troll is quite successful.
Other than that, the retards actually DEFENDING this game as a work of fucking art are just as bad if not worse. Spore was a fucking disappointment in every way.
stfu its just a game idiot
ure just afraid to know the truth
god does not exist
douche
Heh, nicely done with the rickrolling.
Good job! =)
You had us all going… The posts were perfectly crafted, each one became faintly more ridiculous than the last, but in a way that remained believable… I take my hat off to you, what else could I possibly do? I’ve never been rickrolled quite like this before!
man, i read the whole fuckin thing and it just dawned on me, after reading what other people put that i got rick rolled, nice one
Bravo!!!! Superb!!!! Whoever you are I take my hat off to you! Seriously though, well done on a GREAT Rick Roll, I can’t believe people are still posting.
OMG you soooo had me 😀
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Great scam! Congrats… I fell for it completely 🙂
y,rick rolled..kinda wierd…didnt know whats that till now,tx :D.
OMG! I am still laughing. You my friend have proven without a shadow of a doubt that human beings, whether they be creationists or evolutionists, are 99% morons. The proof is in their posts since it’s obvious by the majority of comments that they didn’t bother to read your most recent post all the way through.
Genius! Sheer genius!
The only real god is Chuck Norris and he created the “Big Bang” By doing his Round House Kick enchanted with awesomeness. This was part of his Greater Plan which would only lead by evolution to action movies, in which he could play the role of hero. My bible is The Lord of The Rings in which Chuck Norris was in part of Frodo. It ended within 5 pages because Chuck Norris showed thou the Mighty Round Hosu Kick and stuck the TWO pieces of ring into Saurons eyes. Good byehz
You my friend, are the clear example of what terrorism is. There is absolutely no difference between you and a Yihadi, as both want their own beliefs to be absolute, and will not accept or listen to anything else; calling “evil” to a software creator just because he doesn’t believe in the same thing as you.
Osama will use bombs, you use the internet, at the end is the same intent: to justify your lack of education, culture and knowledge of the world (note I say world, that is not your small town and parrish).
Get back in your little hole, pray for yourself so you can get some culture and knowledge, but don’t try to involve the real people in your stupid beliefs. If you want to really help “god” go and help poverty in Africa – oh, I forgot – your “god” don’t believe in helping other than white american people…
This is awesome. I can’t believe people reply without reading the entire post.
The only real god is Chuck Norris and he created the “Big Bang” By doing his Round
House Kick enchanted with awesomeness. This was part of his Greater Plan which would only lead by evolution to action movies, in which he could play the role of hero. My bible is The Lord of The Rings in which Chuck Norris was in part of Frodo.
It ended within 5 pages because Chuck Norris showed thou the Mighty Round Hosu Kick and stuck the TWO pieces of ring into Saurons eyes. Good byehz
TO ADMIN: KEEP POSTING ON THIS SITE, JUST FOR OUR DAILY LAUGHS. WE’LL KNOW IT’S FAKE, BUT NEWCOMER’S WON’T 😉
We’re no strangers to trolls
You know the rules and so do I
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no really fuck you
hahahahahaahaha
even im laughing
she must be from the defective gene pool
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Lol im writing outside of the boxes. lol to evryone who still believes this site is real
That was great! haha though though I must say its disturbingly funny to see all the people trashing the guy without reading the whole thing… most of them seem more ignorant and intolerant than the fake bible-thumping persona.
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Shit ive became addicted to writing outside of the boxes! N-E-E-D S-O-M-E S-P-O-R-E-!!!
Looks like you made world news, great RickRoll ! Makes me wonder if a RickRoll is actually an official ‘always get of the hook’-option… Whatever you say on the net, just end with the lyrics and you’re safe. It’s never gonna let you down or desert you.
PS: You should really have some other google ads on this page 🙂
ADMIN: Really I was hoping you’d milk this a bit more…
My suggestion is that your next blogpost could reveal your conversion to evolutionism and the renunciation of Christ, all due to the convincing, insightful comments made here. See if you can drop a reverse Poe on ’em, and watch ’em gloat and freak.
Ultimate LOL,
Best rick-roll ever! To all those blind people who still don’t get it: READ, people, read. At least read the whole article before leaving your inspirationless replies.
can you tell me why exactly the bible is the only truth there is and everything else is heretic?
YOURE GOD!!!
Seriously… GOD IS DEAD! Helleluya!
Stop believing in such a crap like creationism! Evolution is the way of an organism!
LOL, there is no “god”. You belief in fairy tale.
You sir/madam win. You win on such an epic level that I’m not sure sure any one could beat you at this point. It’s almost like you were a lemming that convinced a ton of other lemmings to jump off a cliff. But just at the last minute you stopped and shouted to everyone that you were just kidding (more like sang Rick Astley lyrics to convey that you were kidding).
Well they’re still jumping my friend. Well played. You certainly gave me my 10 minutes worth of laughs, and enough loss of faith in humanity to last a lifetime.
10/10
Maybe God himself is the evolution!
Are you seriously that blind?
I warn you, blind faith has always been the cancer of this world, and you contribute to the sheer, utter, hatefully powerful ignorance that overshadows this planet.
Open your eyes and stop slamming that book people’s face.
Funniest thing about this is the comments, also the penis video lol
There are a lot of stupid people posting comments here.
Congratulations on letting your ADD prevent you from reading the entire entry.
Shut the fuck up, you baby. Just because someone doesn’t have the same religious views as you DOES NOT give you the right to go to extreme measures such as this one.
Die in a fire.
Listen man, Think of it this way. God, who gave us free will, wants us to chose him. For that decision to reflect solely on us it has to be based on faith. God is really smart and creative if you think about it; All the wonders of the universe and how they operate. Why would it simply appear. We can see that the rules of the universe, which God made, that nothing just appears or disappears for that matter. So why wouldn’t God use tools to shape this world/ universe., Like evolution. On a side note, not for intelligent design in science class rooms cause this is philosophy/theology not science. Anyway God knows us, as we were and as we are now(referring to undesired evolution beyond design, ie fall of man)*. He knows we are curious, he made us that way. My guess is he wants us to explore what he made and to figure out how. Im sure this world wasn’t made entirely for his own amusement. Like an artist I bet he takes pride in his work and wants us to discover the inner workings. I hope some of you read this and hear what it says but im sure most of you won’t read it or if you do just ignore it.
*another topic that i would love to talk about but would be a huge tangent. I would love to write about it tho if someone wants to hear it.
Thanks for the post. I really loved enjoying seeing people who make long ass serious replies who don’t even know how to read properly. I wonder if they’ve ever read “A Modest Proposal” in school, or even any of the Bel-Air copypasta online. The internet is such a wonderful invention to show how many gullible idiots there are in this world.
See, right through the reading I thought “would be some gay woman christfag who should be in the kitchen”, but – kudos to you mr troll.
Doesn’t anyone know what a RICK ROLL is. This is probably one of the best I have seen in a while. I can’t believe people still actually think this is a real site. They must just read the headline and then look for a line they can manipulate into helping their argument. You would think the conservative Christian supporters would realize that Rick Astley lyrics are nowhere to be found in the Bilbe (though I am not really sure) and that the video game crowd would know what a RICK ROLL is and get a big laugh out of this article like I did. You are being RICK ROLLED people, calm down and have a laugh at a great joke.
This has got to be one of the best pranks ever! I salute you and your epic rickroll of biblical proportions.
I always knew. People didn’t catch on when you claimed credit for a dip in EA’s stock price or when you tried to channel Jack Thompson. But no, they kept coming- feeding your efforts to troll the interwebs.
And yet they’re still here, quibbling on despite being hand-fed Rick Astley’s masterpiece as if it were a biblical passage. You’ve gotten them so riled up that they won’t even read the rest of your post or other comments for that matter before they have to chime in.
Kudos to you, Ms. Antispore fake-fundie-evolution-hater-troll. You have left a legacy in the history of internet trolldom.
Wait a minute, Did I just get Rick Roll’d Biblically?
I can’t believe that this post alone has got over 1100 posts and well over half are taking it seriously!! LOL PURE GOLD!! I’m hoping they just haven’t read the whole post or they do actually believe lyrics do exist in the bible!
BOW DOWN TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!
The amount of people i still see leaving serious comments astounds me. To all the people leaving serious comments, you’re idiots. Read the post fully. I’ll spell it out for anyone that was too stupid to get it.
It was all a joke. An insanely awesome and epic joke.
He Rick Rolled everyone (in biblical proportions). This site isn’t real and never was. It was a joke. No one would really care about a video game like this… and anyone who did is also an idiot. To quote the writer ‘don’t believe what you read on the internet’.
That is all.
PS – Props to the writer.
Its obvious that none of you actualy read the WHOLE ARTICLE, otherwise you would know this is was done in satire.
Oh and PLEASE PLEASE carry on with the blog, if people couldn’t be bothered to read just one post they certainly won’t read back to this! We can have a good laugh at the other people.
HAHAHAHAH xD OMG!!! that is the best Rick Rolle !!!ever!!!
everyone got rick rolled xD ROFL
Brilliant satire, you revealed how “ignorant” many of the people calling other people ignorant are. Take a bow!
Dont you bother reading? See, as i see it, many of you just bother reading the parts that get you angry but you end up missing the most important part: THE JOKE!!!
You’ve all been RickRolled bitches!!!
Clever troll is clever. You win an Internet!
This is brilliant. From start to spectacular finish. Absolutely hilarious, the way a lot of people can’t tell a parody from ‘the real thing’, when talking about Religion. I say this because I just want to tell you how I’m feeling, try to make you understand.
*Bleeping* *bleep*! This is freaking hilarious! Author wins teh intuhnet! OMG!!! Funny how these people don’t even realized that they have been rick rolled!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4
Oh my awsome goodness. This is actually the very first time I’ve been Rick Roll’d! Congratulations to you!! What’s even funnier than your genius is the amount of internet troll-tards that are just biting into the bait without noticing the GIANT hook and fishing line running from it. There should definately be awards for this sort of thing.
Bravo!
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Freaking amazing. BEST RICK ROLL EVER!
Thanks for being awesome.
I love that people can’t read on the internet….
OMG.. I love the RickRoll!!! very subtle
My god believes in progress.
You christians all seem to believe that you can trick god some how, or that god is some how less powerful than it really is.
I hate to break it to you, but evolution is real.
If your god is so powerful, why don’t you believe in his ability to create evolution?
That was absolutely amazing. Well played.
admin wins the internet
hahahahaha, pure genius. best rick roll ever by far.
wow some of you fucks are dumb, lol.
[…] they were suspicious about the site, and said it may be a hoax. Turns out they were right! From the most recent entry yesterday, the author starts out with a long diatribe on her religious views: I think part of the problem […]
I probably shouldn’t be amazed at these comments, but I am. It’s mind-blowing how many people read (at best) half of an editorial and immediately move to the comments link to attack the poster.
If anyone of you people up there above me in the list of comments on this claims to have read the whole thing, and you STILL posted comments about how closed-minded or judgmental the author is, you should probably worry more about your own mental state before you criticize others’. I say this because it’s true.
And also: Holycraprickroll. XD
You’ve won the internetz, congratulations, that was truly the most epic thing I have ever read.
Sorry guys, thats the drugs talking out of me.
need….more…..LSD
Oh wow, how many fucking people even read the post before they respond?
Hilarious work, dude.
Oy, science does not create anything. It is not a being like god is, it is just a mechanism that we use to attempt to understand what goes on in nature. Also, in spore you choose exaclty what goes on, and how evolution progresses. Sounds alot like there is a god present here to me. Oh and because the bible says something does not mean its true, not everyone belives the bible is the truith. Friggin’ dumbasses. I havent read the comments, so I’m sure what I just said has already been posted, but I just thought I would tell you just incase.
I am a christian and im ashamed to be classified with people as narrow minded as you are! Its people like you that make me doubt!! Catch yourself on!!!
Dude you’re totally right!! Especially the last part! God (aka Rick Ashtley) is never gonna give us up never gonna let us down!!
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU <- See His word here!:D
bahahahahaha
Rick Roll’d bitches.. well played sir.. well played.
the people who are still acting like this is real must feel like idiots
FIGHT THE POWAH !
MAn your a poster child for why fundamentalism is a blight upon society. you base your entire life on a book, that was half ripped off from another faith, (jewdaism) and the second half written by commitee of romans (fond percecutors of the original now definately dead christian faith) who realised that faith was an excellent money spinner.
More fool you.
It’s funny how parody sites like this prove how non-believers are just as ignorant, brain washed and generally as stupid as believers.
Your problem is you are assuming Bible is truth. It is not. Period.
I retract my previous statement. I appologize for not reading the whole thing, as I myself am a freakin’ dumbass. You got me completely.
This WAS GREAT! LMAO
1194, your problem is not being able to read, and thus figure out you got Rick Rolled… HARD! 🙂
Plz2fixkthxbai
I find it funny that it is often the Christian bashers that can’t take a joke, or missed the punchline entirely.
Great job.
I like how there are people who are just spouting shit and not realizing this site was a gag from day one. Hey cuM, your problem is you are assuming this website is real. it’s not Period. If you think people who are religious are gullible to believe such nonsense imagine how susceptible you are to religion when you can fall for such an obvious gag. DUH!!
LOL Lets hear it to all the people typed in battling this fake site proving how people only ever HALF read stuff on the internet anyway before jumping to conclusions. LOL TOOLS! ALL OF YOU.
I’m spanish. Evolution is true, archaeology and genetics confirm it or they’ll confirm it. This only a game.
Some food for thought.
If the zealots here haven’t read the last part of the article, what makes you think they’ve read our comments down here?
Oh America, you know there’s a course in your schools called READING COMPREHENSION.
Try it, seriously, it might help. 😛
To those that “got it”, high fives and beers are in on me.
Finally, Admin, keep on trolling. I see this as an opportunity to see just how blind and ignorant humanity is when it comes to controversial issues such as this. I want to watch the world burn with ya for the epic lulz.
I’ll be in the back, laughing with the popcorn.
EA leading the viral marketing shit, more likely. Making fun of creatonists (I don’t believe that crap at all, I’m a scientist, not an idiot) isn’t a good way to do it though. Next time come up with something good enough without insulting others EA, this might be fun for some of us which have no problem with this, but still it isn’t nice to insult people like this.
holy mother of FUCK!
I got RickRoll’d :O
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I lol’d
I respect your views. And I am ok with your stating them. Don’t worry about those who don’t believe them. Nobody who has faith will fight to protect it. Faith doesn’t need protecting.
I believe in Evolution. But that is how I was raised. And I don’t believe that means not believing in God. I think we make a mistake when we decide we can know God by literal interpretation of words.
But be well. 🙂
I’M FUCKING LOLLING AT ALL THE RETARDS WHO DON’T GET THE JOKE, OR JUST COMMENTED WITHOUT EVEN READING THE POST.
Seriously. You’re the ones who fail. DIAF you’re all terribad.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ya got me! Great job, I was kinda suspicious when there was no censored comments or radical replies to comments, but I never saw the roll coming! I’m also surprised some of these people are still leaving hate on the site, I guess they didn’t read the whole post.
Soooo many stupid people here. Its a hoax you idiots his is taking the piss out of fundamentalism seriously did you read all of his last post? Go back and read it then you will understand.
Rick-Troll’d D:
I can’t believe how many people are still taking this seriously….you guys are dumb
kudos who the guy who made the site though. if i knew who you were, i’d buy you a beer.
funniest
shit
ever
Glorious textual rickrolling!!
You win the intertubes!!
best. rickroll. ever.
This is hilarious. I mean, the site is funny. But the fact that people are ranting and raving without even reading the entire post is absolutely priceless. Bravo, mate.
someone send this to him.
You actually had me going for a minute because I glossed over that final quote, then I spotted one of the comments about it (so curse you for making me get text-rickrolled, commenter XD)
Genius XD
“never truly believe anything you read on the internet” indeed! But read all of it too!
I’d say this site provides some compelling evidence that the internet is made of 90% fail.
Lol @ suckers.
I called it days ago.
chalk one up for the wolfeman
You, sir or madam, are AWESOME!
Best Rickroll EVER.
The word is spreading. Thank you for making me laugh so much, and thank you to all the IDIOTS in this thread posting comments when they haven’t read the whole thing.
Epic, epic, epic.
Thank you, again.
i think this is one of the best rick rolls ever, pulled off incredibly convincingly and… wow, just epic. you totally got me 😛
<3 to you, lass
to the people who didnt figure it out yet, quit with the tl:dr
I was raised catholic and when I learned about the crusades and the inquisition in the history class I realised religion is a bunch of crap.
So there, I had the chance to be raised with religious beliefs and while the rest of my family still believes in a God and goes to church, I have opened my eyes to the truth and I KNOW that religion is a big, BIG lie made to control people and see how good it works.
Quote whatever the fuck you want from the bible, I will only ask you one question. How do you know? HOW DO YOU KNOW? I know how you think you know, you were brainwashed as a kid, you were told concepts you couldn’t understand because you were too young and imature, you were also told that Santa comes to your home and puts gifts under the christmas tree and you believed it, so how hard it really is to make a little kid believe that a almighty God made us as we are today? It’s really easy, especially when everybody even adults believe in that so the little kids are brainwashed into that. I don’t hate religious people, I pity them because their eyes are closed to the truth.
seems like you wasted a lot of time learning about the wrong things, that so called book of the lord (like many others of the same sort) is still a thing written by man. Written in a time when man already knew how to write for a long time and already walked this earth for a longer time.
Why do we not all start believing in the creation of the world like J.R.R. Tolkien described it in The Silmarillion ?
Or even better, why don’t we all start teaching our children to be free as they should be instead of always answering to a so called higher power by the name of ‘god’. So, lets ban religion from the earth altogether. It would be a better place anyway as the purpose of the bible in the days it was written was only to hold control over the lesser people.
(note: see how I do not wish to use capitol letters for the word god or lord and do use it for a wonderful mind like that of Mr. Tolkien)
Ok your statment is clear and so I suppose you are an specialist in the Bible. And as this you can answer me the great question. Why have god killed all the giants? Book genesis 6.4. And there is written that the giants was the heros from this time. And why he have let kill all the Midianiter, or better they was killed on his order. And why god have reduced the age from his sons (the childs from Adam) becouse they likes the human womans. And if the childs from Adam mixed with the humans (book genesis) than they must be created with the animals or not? If I read the Bible exact without interpreting, from my understand, there is no problem between the genesis and Darwin. Special becouse in the Bible Adam is an jewesh and not an human. In many parts they make the different. Or only I am confuse and you can explain it.
OH MY GOD!
Fantastic prank!
I’m embrassesed!
I knew I should have read this one first 😛
Anyway!!!
Great rick roll
Now I’m bored
someone talk to me
on MSN
[email protected]
Also, you have no right to even ASK to ban a video game because it goes agaisnt your beliefs, same way a jew doesn’t have the right to ban the bible
It is comical how so many are commending this nimrod for his actions. in a time when blog posts tend to have more credible news and sources than the actual news, this just shows that even bloggers can be as shameless as FOX and the Bush administration.
all he did was raise a few eyebrows, get some halfway decent viral buzz going and basically came out of the closet just as many knew he eventually would.
There is no monumental thing that has been done here. It’s just another in a long line of public crank phonecalls.
whatever.
tomorrow it will be all but forgotten, it won’t even make it on some top 100 list on some other blog.
I cant believe there are retards still commenting with serious postings. You sir, have just given proof to how valid my law actually is…
Kudos.
I just love all the raging comments by people who didn’t even bother to read it entirely. And all the people still saying the exact same things even after several comments specifically talk about the hoax. Poe’s Law. Love it.
Since when does 1 source made 2000 years ago give all solutions and reject science?
Looks like someone got their ass kicked while standing in line for spore and isn’t a happy camper.
Rick-trolled!! I tip my hat to you sir or madam for a superb piece of work. This surely will go down in intarweb history :-}
THEY GOT ROLLED!
Oh, got it now lol. It’s because of my rule: TLDNR.
I agree.
People of science claim that the Earth on such a grand scale that caused the aging that people remember. But we are taught and believe that our world is this way and has the aged look because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. So God created man in his own image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the night.
So here I am, passionate about my beliefs and wanting to support me, asking for interviews, or just sharing kind words and prayers. I even promise to pray for everyone regardless, but I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have created, from the face of the air, over the night. But there is more talk about how Christian they are unwilling to post here on the internet. I appreciate these greatly and understand why they are the beliefs that I was raised in.
So all of you, the reasonable ones or not, to look over things, breakfast for the ability to create content for his game. And never gonna give you up.
Well done! You win the internet.
At least there is definitive proof Will Wright exists. lol nice rick roll tho
if you think rickrolling is still cool you need to kill yourself
damnnnnn that was good. props on the massive rick roll! i bow before your complete awesomeness.
/zim: Genius!!
Well done. Fantastic read. I can’t wait to show some friends and watch them start to fume over how “fanatical” you are, only to get halfway through the second-last paragraph and see their faces change. In fact, I think I’ll keep my camera at the ready!!
Nice.
It’s hilarious to read the comments of people that DID NOT READ THE ARTICLE….
I will state it again….
It’s hilarious to read the comments of people that DID NOT READ THE ARTICLE….
And yet some bigots are gonna completely ignore this and continue on with pointless arguments.
and now heres a song by a gay guy!
I KNEW IT!
You, sir, are great!
The only proof against evolution is you.
I can’t wait feast on your carbon.
B
Sir or Madam,
You are brilliant. When you first made this post, did you expect that the bulk of the replies would be from people who didn’t bother to read the whole thing, and thus, took you seriously?
Well done. Tip of the cap to you.
You’ve just been Jesus Roll’d
Haha! This was genius! I thought this was a christian rant, but it turned out to be an elaborate Rickroll! Well done.
I love that 90% of the people here didn’t even read it.
Amazing troll is amazing.
i want to have angry sex with you.
mate, seriously…….are you really that blind? You still believe in Noah? the problem was never that we never had the opportunity to learn all the lovely christian beliefs, I did, and i chose to believe hat they were a pile of gobshite.
look, you are obviously brainwashed. Just because the bible says something happed because god said so, does NOT make that a good argument against PROVEN facts and univesally accepted theorys amongst people whose lives are dedicated to discovering the secrets of the universe themselves, and not just reading a very old and fictitious book and believing every word.
Also, I jsut wanna know, why did it ake god 6 days to create the world, and why did he need a rest at the end? isn’t he all powerful and omnipotent?
mate, seriously, read a science book and then go back to your bible and see which is a more convinving read. Religion has done nothing but hinder society and if people like you continue to exist, then…jesus christ man, your country is in trouble
Best… Rickroll… Ever.
UNLESS THE GUY REALLY IS SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST BEEN HACKED BY THE INTERNET DRUG TAKING HACKER GANG ON STEROIDS THAT IS ANONYMOUS OMG OMG
UH OH
ITS A FUCKING JOKE YOU IDIOTS!!! IF YOU ACTUALLY READ IT INSTEAD OF CHATTING SHIT, YOU WOULD HAVE REALISED. DICK HOLES.
Oh my god, all the angry posters telling this guy to get clue about evolution are hysterical! Congrats whoever made this site, you have made all these people make assholes of themselves.
Well played.
With all due respect, I have to express my concerns with your creation of this site. Spore is a videogame of the type commonly referred to as a “god game” that allows the player to basically take the viewpoint of God.
As a Christian, and believer in 6 day creation, I have no problems with Spore. Sure, it struck me as an off comment when I heard the commercial about creavolutionism. I’m not that easily offended however, and I don’t see Wil Wright as someone who is trying to subvert our beliefs and deceive our children. It is up to parents to teach their kids what they believe, and what is true and not. It is also up to the parents to teach their kids how to deal with things that irritate them, and creating a website that blows things so greatly out of proportion, IMO, is not it. It really makes me concerned, and reminds me of a particularly unfortunate time when my mom got scared. And said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.”I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home’ to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
guy, really, its just a game… believe in rocks if you want, just don’t throw them at me, ok?
have a pleasant day and enjoy your 15 minutes of fame.
there are like 7000 replies over here, but you only see 1207… cos this pethetic admin removes them… fuck you, you christian fuck:)
Sooo….. who do we think this person is? Just some random internet person, or someone with a pre-existing internet personality?
My bet goes to Evolved Rationalist, due to the creationism slant and the fact that one girl on the internet is already surprising enough. No way there’d be two.
Absolute genius! RickRoll FTW!
Wow, 1200+ comments later and people still haven’t gotten that they’ve been Rickrolled. @Michael, Comment #1205, it’s a JOKE DUDE, get a fucking funny bone, or at LEAST READ the article before ya start bad mouthing it, you only look the fool.
Great job, back to Spore everyone!
Fantastic, halarious. Well worth reading the whole thing.
How many more days can you keep this up?
By the way, before anyone jumps on my name, don’t forget “Lucifer” means “light-bringer”.
Hey, just because it is in the bible doesn’t make it true.
They are just STORIES! God didn’t write it. People wrote it. If I went around saying God told me a story and I wrote it down, they would throw me in a loony bin. But 4000 years ago they wouldn’t. Just because some crazy F’r wrote some crazy story he made up in a book, you believe it? Then, based on your arguments against Darwin’s evolution, which “crazy” story are we to believe? That we evolved over millions of years on this planet or that some “being” snapped his fingers and said, “let there be light, a planet, oxygen, carbon, ants, roaches, monkees, deer and …..and……people!”
There is nothing funny about mocking the Word of the Lord. You can call it “satire,” but a better word for this web site is “blasphemy.”
Knew it was a Poe, its pretty hard to be indistinguishable from the real thing
And for all those who carry on to flame the Admin, realise that is was a joke all along and you aren’t making your side look good
Epic troll.
Please, can we stop this senseless “war” against spore?
I am both a Christian and a pastor, and I appreciate the authors commitment to God, but this is not the best way to go about it! As well, I think we need to recognize that spore as a game falls more in line with a theistic evolutionary worldview then anything else, which is a perfectly legitimate Christian belief. Lets not forget that Genesis was written to a group of Israelite’s who had just been liberated and needed to know about God, and that the way the author of Genesis explained it to them was by teaching them theology through poetry (and the creation account IS poetic in nature).
Genesis is not a text book, and it was never meant to be, it exists to teach us THAT God created the world, it isn’t nearly as concerned with HOW. Cheers.
This site is a complete waste of everyones time and i enjoyed every moment of it.
I knew those lyrics were too magical to have been written by a mortal man!! 😛
Ha! Nice effin’ RickRoll. Absolutely epic. I bow to your superior prank skills.
Hey, all you flamin’ the guy, you need to actually read what he wrote, before you start bashing him.
Oh man, great roll. Cannot believe these people going off like this. And they don’t even know they got rolled. This beats Barack Roll in my book.
You are one sick person to make a site just to rick roll a bunch of people. Good job. The funniest part is that there are still so many people who didn’t realize that the joke was revealed at the end because they never finished the post!
To anyone who takes the article seriously:
READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH!!!
I’m a Christian. Born and raised Christian. With the mind of a scientist. I believe that the theory of evolution SUPPORTS the notion of creation.
And hopefully tonight, I’ll find out if Spore supports its’ hype.
Seriously though, people. Grow the fuck up and read an article before you go making harsh criticisms. Verse 27 from above: “Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet.”
I see now the true intention of this website was to revealed the sorry state of literacy in our world.
The fact that so many people skipped the obvious reveal and went on to post their frustrated internet rambling has opened my eyes. Fight illiteracy, donate books to your local schools.
Wow, you could probably keep this going for a few more weeks before the majority of the people would begin to realize that they have been had…
As to you Admin, well played my friend, well played. I was midway through the Rolling before I realized what I was reading, bravo. Expect your won internets to arrive via express mail in 3-5 business days.
@Michael: “You still believe in Noah?”
Do you still believe this blog is serious? How can you read this blog and not realise you’ve been Rickrolled?
He explains everything in the article, and still most people don’t see it. This is a sad day for humanity.
I bow to you.
ITT retards continue replying to an obvious troll blog due to being incapable of reading.
Eh, don’t worry about this guy… Spore’s pretty much the next Harry Potter for those Christians that go overboard about how religion is against evolution and magic… Eventually, they’ll just fall quiet about it like they’ve done with Harry Potter… Of course, not to be offensive to those who are Christians… The only people I was applying my comment to was the very few who take their religion too far as to denounce other beliefs including other religions and the theory of evolution… (Basically one of those Christians who pretty much go out on the streets making enemies by saying “If you aren’t Christian, you’re going to Hell and I will think of you as scum”…)
This is amazing. The poster doesn’t even believe what they said in this blog, and the zealotry of the fools who don’t get it makes it look like a valid point.
The internet is such a strange animal. People complain that Christians force their ideas on everyone… look at more than half of these comments. These people make the Crusades look like a tea party, with how forcefully and blindly they oppose Christianity. Makes you wonder what horrible personal trauma made them so fervent.
The question is, was this site a parody of people who twist so-called Christian idealogies, or a meta-parody of anti-Christian bigotry?
Bravo. Rick Astley will save you all.
The 1000+ people who are still posting hate comments on this post are idiots.
The whole blog is a RICK ROLL, you morons. None of it is serious. Dumb assholes.
Hi,
You are stupid.
Bye,
-Felix
Crap, nevermind… I just got rickrolled… Man, I feel ashamed I couldn’t figure out this joke topic yet I hang out on the GFAQ’s boards… (Home of joke topics…)
Don’t you know that rick-rolling is an unforgivable sin? You are going straight to hell, missy.
😉
Awesome. Just awesome.
‘Grats on Rick Rolling this many people without them even realizing it and simultaneously getting Christianity and religion shot totally to hell by the internet firing squad.
So this is a story all about how,
some fags got rickrolled by me now,
so I’d like for you to just sit right there,
and I’ll tell you how I became prince of a town called troll-air.
Iiin North America born and raised, on the PC is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin’ out, relaxin’, trollin’ all day, writin’ some bullshit thinking I was cool,
When a couple of guys who were makin’ a game, started making such a good trolling tool.
I got one good idea and my visitors all raged, they said
“You fag got us all good there, truly fair and square.”
That’s simply ludicrous.
I call troll on this website.
This obviously a marketing ploy, viral marketing, call it whatever you want.
GO HOME PEOPLE, WE HAVE BEEN TROLLED.
Hahaha, people trying to prove the existence of gods and fairies crack me up. “It says in a 3000 year old book that some god used magic to crate the universe, simple scientific observation is obviously wrong!”
I don’t like Spore or Will Wright BTW, but theists, I like even less.
Man, that was good. I was just telling my fried about this site and how ober the top some people are about religion/video games. I fell for it!
“…never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
hahah, great site man! You really had me going, The sad part is, I thought you were for real, which means there probobly are people out there that feel this way. And I love that almost noone is reading your posts through to the end, most of them don’t seem to get it…
I love the spazzes having a cow without reading the end of it …..
22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
BRAVO!
Spore sucks, as well as your ideas. If you think that God actually creates Earth with his own tiny hands, you’re just a big jerk. And if you think that people who doesn’t believe you actually believe that SCIENCE creates Earth, that means you’re maybe the biggest jerk in the world ! Seriously dude, just face the facts. Christianity, like other religions had been invented by men. That’s all. At the time of Jesus, it was crucial for the humanity to have a first set of rules, it was the first kind of social regulation.
Oh and just one other thing – to test your faith. Do you think that Jesus was a white guy like he’s represented in all churches in the world ? If you think that the answer is yes, then continue to believe what people tells you to believe. And stop adding more crap to the internet.
Evolution theory dude.
LMAO that was the best.
MAKER OF THIS SITE IS JUST JOKING, DON’t YOU GUYS SEE LYRICS OF RICK ROLL AND “NEVER TRUST ANYTHING IN INTERNET” aT THE END OF LATEST BLOG MARK?!
Why don’t you just buy the goddamn game and see it for yourself rather than listening other people trying to explain it to you? You should watch a document called Zeitgeist, it proves that you’re a moron.
[blockquote]I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.[/blockquote]
I think this statement pretty much sums it up. This is not a position you came to through your own study and analysis, it is a position you were programmed with from birth and haven’t critically examined in an honest way. Like you, I was raise with those beliefs, but I decided from a young age that I wanted my beliefs to be informed by fact and truth. If you were to study real geology and biology, you would see how badly informed your views are and how [i]nothing[/i] about the geologic record indicated a single massive flooding event.
The Bible is fairy tale, plain and simple, and its sad to see how many people continue to live their lives by bronze age stories.
Go ahead and wallow in your absolute ignorance- but don’t preach your faith to me.
*sniff* I know my comment will surely be lost among the sea of replies to this post; you’ve made quite the celebrity out of yourself.
I just wanted to tell you that you embody everything that is right with the internet today.
Good job.
OMFG!!!
WHAT!
NOOO!
OMG!
SCREW YOU!!!!
HERE IS A BIG FAT SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is absolutely amazing. These are the “militant atheists” that Will Wright spoke of.
I’m not bashing on religion or anything, I’m a catholic myself, but come on now. Nothing wrong with this game. I strongly believe in evolution, if a religious connection is made, I just think of it as God setting up these animals, INCLUDING humans to be able to evolve and adapt to the environment. There are way too many discrepancies in the bible for it to be taken as literal word. It was written by humans, no God physically wrote this book, that’s a fact, proven in the bible itself. And humans tend to stretch the truth. Think about it, satyrs and giants? Well where are they? Bible says they exist, yet they aren’t here. And what of Jesus’ return? It was prophesied that that would happen within the lifetime of (ref?) Peter. He was told not to bother marrying because the devil would be destroyed. Thousands of years later? Nothing. Hasn’t happened yet. And final point, your own books tell you that gays should be killed, children who swear at their parents should be killed, and that pregnant women are hated by God, and should be considered filthy. Obviously that’s complete rubbish, and almost no one follows that. Why? Cause it’s insane. Religion is pick and choose, people choose the parts they like and quote as truth, much as you are, yet hide the rest that is not agreeable, like the pregnant women being filthy.(Deuteronomy)
It’s game people, a fun one. Chill out.
Lets say that there is a God …. and that He created a universe this size and complexity … do you really think He gives a shit about you or what your stupid child plays ? The answer is , of course , no . But again , hypothetically , lets say that there is a caring and paternal God…. If I were Him I would be very sad about the fact that I gave you a wonderful brain to learn , but you just sits there as a worthless prick bitching about how science is bad for mankind and everyone should be back to the Dark ages….
Best troll ever.
Well done.
It’s just a Children’s game, like the Children’s Card Game that I play. There’s no reason to get huffy over SPORE. Now, if you don’t mind, I have to go save the world by playing a children’s card game.
You forget that the bible is false, thus meaning that god doesn’t exist and evolution is create.
I want to say “read the whole thing before you open your dumbassed mouth” to all the other commenters, but it’d be a waste; noone would read it. It’s obviously apparently they didn’t bother to read the whole thing before they commented 😛
This post is made of lulz.
You sir, win one (1) internets; redeemable at participating outlets.
Never mind what I said , you are right , there is a God and His name is Rick Astley.
Oh, forgot to add.
I was pretty close to jumping on the bandwagon and ranting the roof off the house until I hit the ‘Word of God’. Such a heavenly passage.
I am so not worthy to be witness to this moment…
*stands up and applauds*
HILARIOUS….
You should compile all the serious repliers and list them….because they decided to vent WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE.
And you wonder why I think that that majority of the population is a bunch of numbnuts.
Just like OFFICE SPACE was dead-on…i fear that Mike Judge was also correct with IDIOCRACY.
i love how theres still so many dumb asses who think this site is real. I mean really ppl learn to read an entire article b4 you go ape shit over it.
Wow, some people really still don’t get it.
Great joke, I wish I could have seen it sooner ^^
Haha! Congrats on getting everyone all worked up! I loved it. Gave me a good laugh.
Did it occur to you that the bible could be wrong? What gives it automatic authority over everything else? There is no proof of these ‘historical’ events other than the ‘word of God’, whereas there is logical proof of theories science and the WORLD accepts as fact today. Simple things. They just make more sense. You just have to be taught them in school… I don’t mean to insult other Christians who believe in a more transcendant and maybe contemporary God, but this crazy-ass, huge, bearded white man in the sky who creates things with a snapof his fingers…. That seems far less possible than mutation and evolution in genetics. It just makes sense. I envy your simple mind, using “God did it” as an excuse for answering all questions, grievances and good fortunes, but it’s kinda retarded.
This is fucking epic.
You sir win one free internets.
I’m still amazed at the number of idiots who clearly didn’t read the whole post.
Oh, well played. Well played.
I guess people really are ignorant replying to you
they wont even give the decency to read all your post
Nice rick roll sir
Well done. Very well done. I missed it at first but well done on the rick roll.
Fucking morons, read the whole post.
[…] (Sept 12): Yup, it’s a hoax. In this post, the anti-spore creator writes: But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we […]
Haha, it is really really funny how stupid ppl are. If God created them in his own image then he has a problem 🙂 Even after quit a few remarks about the hoax ppl still go crazy because thier belevies are under fire by a 80`s singer hahaha
Thx a lot made me laugh again today 🙂
I concede. You win.
Will you marry me!
You sir, are a genius.
A wonderful call-out of people’s inner debates on religion and evolution. An amazing rickroll against creationists, secularists and the gamer faction. I salute you, sir/madam!! Please people… believe what ever you want, but when it comes down to it, I think there is a reason that Humans are the only ones who can laugh. Great job!!!!
You are a modern day hero.
1200+ replies and people are still falling for it. You, madam, have won the Internet.
No you should come back on and say that your website was hacked by god fearing heathens.
HOMOSEXUALITY IS EVIL.
RICK ASTLEY IS EVIL.
Something like that.
Wow, even after over 1000 replies people aren’t getting it? Goes to show people don’t like reading. ITS A JOKE SITE! READ THE BIBLE QUOTE IN THE POST!
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Ahhhaaaaahahahaha!
Nicely done.
Why are YOU raising a GAME to something more than it is?!
I never heard you say that Star wars is not conforming to your beliefs.
How about Jurrasic park?
honestly, learn to understand the difference between real life and a computer game.
You sir are a genius. That was the greatest and most well thought out hoax I have seen in awhile, and possibly the worst Rickroll I have ever encountered.
THIS WEBSITE IS A PRANK. IT IS A PRANK. READ THE WHOLE POST.
YOU ALL JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
IT IS A PRANK. READ THE DAMN THING BEFORE GOING OFF ON A RANT AGAINST THE AUTHOR.
IT IS A PRANK. READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH. THIS WEBSITE IS A PRANK. READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH.
I hate how you made me look like an asshat on my own blog.
Next time, I will try to read everything.
I also want to say you are an evil, evil person.
“So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science.”
I LOL’d.
Yes, a book of fairy stores, which historians have proven to be somewhat inaccurate, that was written by the infallible… oh wait, I’m sorry, it was written by men and I’m pretty sure we’re NOT perfect– this is the be all end all argument against science. Riiiight.
Before Christianity came about, the predominant belief was in the Sun God RA.
“Jesters do oft prove prophets”
-William Shakespeare
If your religion made you what you are today, I would take a long hard look at your religion ;P
I love how even people who have a religious belife system can still play this GAME, yet to you, you can’t play it because it doesn’t adhere to your belief system?
I must say it seems to me as if non religious people are much more tolerant.
(and the right religious types too, ok ok 😉
My god. This is the most brilliant troll I’ve ever seen. You came RIGHT OUT and said you were a troll, and people STILL DON’T GET IT. Poe’s Law in action, and proof that people don’t read everything – just enough to see what they want to see.
My hat is off to you, sir or madam. You have achieved internets greatness.
Well played, blog maker, well played.
You took trolling to a whole new level, and for that, you earned my respect.
You’re shitting me right? I mean wtf…
Posibilities:
1. You’re a really regious guy.
: I can understand that but you don’t realise that you’re actually advertising and making the game even more popular and that belief is a free choice. We believe or not. Or let’s say I’m just talking about me: And so I simply know that i’m going to hell or that i’m not getting a bunch of virgins or whatever but still I choose not to believe. (Now believe me there are many – and I really mean MANY – guys out there that have the same opinion).
2. You’re an employee of the producers
: Than you’re just advertising through a slightly old method. Just like iphone had actors standing in line at certain shops waiting to buy it. 😐 (and many others did before)
3. You’re just some crazy guy who needs some attention.
I really appreciate you’re religion thing but i think there are many other things that should really mean something to you.
A computer game can’t hurt you but a problem in the process of the Big Bang simulation would definitly make you think about something….
So think about it and cut the computer games influence shit.
You just RickRolled the internet.
Like…the whole damn internet.
All of it.
I heartily second all of the following:
LOLon 12 Sep 2008 at 1:16 pm 1209
“This is amazing. The poster doesn’t even believe what they said in this blog, and the zealotry of the fools who don’t get it makes it look like a valid point.
The internet is such a strange animal. People complain that Christians force their ideas on everyone… look at more than half of these comments. These people make the Crusades look like a tea party, with how forcefully and blindly they oppose Christianity. Makes you wonder what horrible personal trauma made them so fervent.
The question is, was this site a parody of people who twist so-called Christian idealogies, or a meta-parody of anti-Christian bigotry?
Bravo. Rick Astley will save you all.”
Very well played. I applaud you. I was literally laughing out loud when I started reading the Rick Astley lyrics. Well done.
ha ha Classic!
its a rick roll! this guy doesnt actually think spore is evil its just one big satire!
classic!
i tip my hat to you :-).
10% of the posters talking about how America is a bunch of rubes because of this. Does it mean non-Americans can’t read or does it just mean that stupidity is the world’s largest ethnicity that knows no national borders? I’m guessing it’s the latter, though it wouldn’t be a surprise if a massive portion of the European population is a bunch of fucktards.
Seriously, this is perfect proof that Atheists are just a bunch of intolerant fundamentalists, pretty much the same as those they go out of their way to insult.
Agnosticism for the win, bitches. At least we’re man enough to admit that not a damned one of us knows one way or the other.
You’re ridiculous… simply ridiculous.
Hope for you to grow (mentally)
God doesn’t exist
My goodness, this is quite possibly the most elaborate and clever Rick Roll I’ve seen since the XKCD comic on Rick Rolling!
I usually read this things, and don’t comment, but applause!
Not only did you manage to Rick Roll EVERYONE who read this, but you’ve simultaneously trolled and exposed the people who don’t even bother to read the whole posts before commenting!
I found the comments where people apparently SAW the lyrics to “Never Gonna Give You Up”, but didn’t make the connection with internet trolling! Have those people even BEEN to the internet in the last several years?
Mad props for what I think is the MOST EPIC Rick Roll of all time.
Good use of internet.
The author of this website is a pure genius. You have singlehandedly (I presume) managed to trick countless thousands of people. Definitely one of the best poe’s and rickrolls I have seen in a long time. Almost a shame you can’t continue the site now (at least not with the same level of response).
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE BELIEFS OF OTHER PEOPLES?
IF YOU DON’T LIKE SPORE, DON’T PLAY, BUT LET PEOPLE DECIDE IF THEY WANT TO DO IT. SPORE IT’S JUST A GAME, NOT THE BIBLE.
PEACE!
Flamers: Read the whole damn post. If your still angry you are either stupid or did not read this
LOLOLOL!! Excellent way to rickroll. Props!
Here is some good reading on the pope who himself said the Creation vs. Evolution debate was absurd.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19956961/
You cannot stick to short sighted beliefs because those are what you were born into. You must discover the truth yourself, and question everything.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_Adventures
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_Builder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exodus_(video_game)
Just a few links to games created around the bible ‘theory’. Why do you allow these to go under your radar of whats acceptable and what isn’t. Things that send messages of how the world was created/evolved (pick the word you want) are bad, right? We should teach our kids our beliefs, (or forbid) let them choose, right?
No, only things that teach things that -YOU- dont believe in are wrong. If this doesn’t sound incredibly dumb, incredibly (and blindly) hypocritical, then I dont know what to tell you. In your logic (without the dose of hypocrisy), every game that teaches any sort of religious or non religious representation of how the world was made should be illegal.
That sounds incredibly boring. Spore actually looks fun, and may be the first game ive bought in quite awhile. The best part, is that I can not only play it, and enjoy it, but I can do it without believing in evolution (as if its a bad thing?). IT IS A GAME.
Religious fanatics like yourself, who have to be heard, who have to have things done their way, will be the end of this world. The biggest irony ever will be the people like you, who are so hardcore about who believes in how the world was made, will eventually be the cause of how it ends.
its simple
god=fake 😉
Damn! I was Rick Rolled!
I’ve read a few posts, just let me say this.
No one is going to change your mind and you are going to change no one else’s mind. All you’re doing is uniting people sharing your view and providing entertainment for those who don’t. Note by you and any variant of it I am referring to the admin.
Why understand your beliefs, if you don’t even try to understand other people’s? You don’t hold the ultimate truth about anything, bitch.
It’s amazing how many idiots have continued mocking you and exposing themselves as idiots in doing so. They should quite definitely learn to read.
But it’s a great hoax you’ve pulled off here. I take my hat off to you.
Best rickroll ever. All my base are belong to you.
You (never) are (gonna) a (give) moronic (you) bigot (up)!
I love these sites, don’t you? To think that somone has all this free time to make a hoax website and all.
*shouting in background* It’s not a hoax site. You have spend your time making a website about a game and how it is anti-Christian. WOW- you have far too much time…get a job, help the poor, feed the hungary, help those who can’t help themselves in Africa. Sorry, i forgot, you cant because you are making this website. GET A FUCKING LIFE, DO SOMETHING GOOD WITH IT AND NOT TRYING TO GET A GAME BANNED. YOU FUCKING SHIT FACED RELIGIOUS NUTTER.
Christians need to grow up and stop believing in fairy tales.
I salute you. This is the most epic rickroll I’ve ever seen.
lol
/salute
And to the people who didn’t get it:
://philipscheel.net/facepalm.jpg
That was absolutely brilliant. My hat’s off to you.
You own the internets.
RIIIIIIIIICKKKKK ROOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL’D!
Proverbs – Chapter 14:1
The wise woman builds her house, but with her own hands the foolish one tears hers down.
First Timothy – Chapter 3:11
In the same way, their wives are to be women worthy of respect, not malicious talkers but temperate and trustworthy in everything.
Proverbs – Chapter 19:13
A quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping.
Proverbs 10:18
He who conceals his hatred has lying lips, and whoever spreads
slander is a fool.
Timothy 3:11
In the same way, their wives are to be women worthy of respect,
not malicious talkers but temperate and trustworthy in everything.
Timothy 5:13
Besides, they get into the habit of being idle and going about from
house to house. And not only do they become idlers, but also gossips and
busybodies, saying things they ought not to.
Titus 3:2
They are not to insult anyone or be argumentative. Instead, they are to be gentle and perfectly courteous to everyone.
Thats it for now.. I have more for you if you want. Does your husband know your slandering people? I think he needs to put you in your place. You did say your a woman right?
Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL rickroll! /applause
absolutely brilliant my friend. absolutely brilliant.
HAHAHAHA! Bitch got Rick Rolled. I almost pissed myself when I read it.
I kneel before your absolutely glorious Rick Roll my friend. Bravo, Bravo A truly brilliant masterpiece worthy of note in the highest possible regard.
omg 1.5k responses O_O
Holy shit. This was brilliant.
-S
Bravo!
I fell for it, I’ll admit it.
I love the internet.
Congratulations on the epic trolling
Well done good sir
This would make for an interesting study, or art piece. I am impressed.
What do the bible and harry potter have in common? They’re both books…Is Harry Potter real? Nooooo. Is the Bible real? No proof…
Spore is a fantastic game, and a huge technological advancement. Stop being so bigotted
Well played. Even Poe’s Law is failing, since people refuse to read.
Guys.
Guys.
You’re missing the point. She has a BOOK that TELLS her these things! Fuck all your facts and information and the fact that the planet is older than 6000 years and the fact that is evolution!
THIS BOOK HERE SAYS OTHERWISE! Therefore it’s true.
Dear Author,
I always thought the Church, and especially Christianity, were openminded Organisations which respect the opinions of other people.
You are exactly the kind of Christian who is a FUNDAMENTALIST. You do not respect the opinions of others, and you do not respect science. This shows how HYPOCRITICAL you are.
Your actions do not match your “beliefs” (or what you SHOULD believe in: RESPECT).
-Darwinist
PS: I LOVE playing God. So should you. Try it out.
Oh… and science did not create the universe, as you say. It was the universe that created science. And God was just a substitute for science in the old days, because people did not know science back then.
Think about it!
truly fell 4 it.
Idiot, go screw god or something
Really, you should… I don’t know… Think like other human beings do? The Bible isn’t a book full of truth, there’s probably more nonsense in that book then in most comics.
You cannot say that something is true just by quoting that book of yours.
(ah and really, you should just die and not go anywhere since there is no hell… for making this.)
Ok this is just stupid as hell. Why are there so many groups out there so determined on bringing down things, even if it’s just another video game. Will Wright is a genius, not a God. I agree with that. But there are other games that let players play as god as well. Why don’t you attack those? Why don’t you go ahead and take out first person shooters while you’re at it? People play God in those… Players can end anyone or anythings life with a bullet in a FPS. I proudly say that I play Spore, GTA, Black and White, Call of Duty…. The list goes on. I love all of Will Wrights games. I think you’re cause is pointless, and it’s not going to change a damn thing. This game is not harming anybody, it is simply allowing people to play a roll that they’ve played in other games, whether it be God, a monster… what ever. Anyway, EPIC FAIL.
Wow this proves that people only read like the first couple to things and then make a statement…..
THE MOST elaborated rickroll on the PLANET HAS GOTTEN THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE
Kudos to you and taking advantage of people’s blind rage and turning it into the biggest troll EVER!!!!!
This just goes to show how people don’t read everything. To everyone asking about this, “Are you serious?”, or anything to that effect, you’re an idiot. l2read
Here’s a hint folks. Second-last paragraph. Starting with….
“21. The LORD smelled…”
Keep reading.
Get it? Get it?
Guess not.
Does anybody read this or are you just writing bashful comments? It’s written in the Bible! The text of NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! The Church should sue RICK ASTLEY! And Spore too……..
Wow, you really are good at this, just look at all these people lining up to yell cusses at you. It’s freaking hilarious, great job.
OMG!!! I’ve never been on the end of such a complex and beautiful Rick Roll. XD
You are full of win to the max!
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
Well played, madam, well played!
I laughed so hard I almost pooped myself. 😀
Antispore? Great tag 😛 As always, creationist beliefs don;t fit with my world view, though if you want to believe it, or to take the piss, feel free.
As far as spore goes…http://www.gameolosophy.com/Games/Will-Wrights-Spore.248837
Wow, when I read some of the first few post, I was amazed. Amazed at how dumb people. Do they really think that Rick Astley spoke the words in the bible? JK, but seriously, can they not read or think for themselves? I bow towards the CREATOR of this site, who undoubtedly is playing spore himself, he just wanted to get a rise out of people, and he did. The stupid people of our world amaze me, and sadden me at the same time. I don’t blame them for not noticing a Rick Roll, but its pathetic that they couldn’t see this site as a joke.
10/10 Best Rickroll I’ve ever seen.
It amazes me how many stupid people are STILL getting rickroll’d by your site.
Awesome,
Impressed at the dedication to the burn here, *salutes*
Honestly, they read one line and flip out, ranting about opinions and what not. Sheesh. Blogging is serious bussiness, amirite? 😐
Good hoax. I expected it to be one, actually, but not with a Rick Roll ending. 😉
Once again –
You: 1
Internet: 0
(I’m highly curious to see how many more idiots are gonna bitch about religion and opinions without having read the whole thing. Hmmm.)
good one lol
Go fuck yourself.
I was born and raised in Israel. I was taught ALL MY ENTIRE life with Judism religion. I was forced to know the bible (old testament for you) BY HEART.
Today I am an atheist because knowing the bible by heart made me realized it’s all a nice fairy tale.
The rules clash with themselves every other book, you can see that the whole book was written by human beings.
I would expend by I know you don’t give a shit, so go masturbate to some picture of jesus. (remember you need to LOVE jesus!)
APPLAUSE
Jesus Freak says: “I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.”
So…you were brainwashed…..the very thing you are accusing Will Wright of doing. Maybe take 5 minutes out of your day. Close your fucking Bible. And think for yourself!
Quote:-And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”
Nice
Lovley!
roflcopter lolercoaster lmfao etc.
This is the best Rick Roll yet. Well done. Stay naked.
Have you noticed the large amonunts of people that didn’t take the time out of their day to look at the entire post so that they wouldn’t make fools out of themselves? ^^;
Anyway…
BEST. RICKROLL. EVER.
Oh, come on. Moderate me. If it helps, I’m not wearing a shirt?
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You can’t see it, but this is me bowing…
I have discovered that a quarter of most people on the internet are idiots after reading quite a few of the replies to this post. Well done for we have been Rick Rolled!
Epic rickroll.
I love all the people still posting like this is serious in any way shape or form. You guys clearly haven’t been on the internet enough if you don’t get the last few lines. Well done, sir. Well done.
I can’t believe people still don’t read the whole post, or the 100’s of comments. Rick Astley ftw!
Don’t have the time to count them all, but how many comments out of the 1500 here actually read this whole post before commenting? Less than 10%? 5%?
Doesn’t bode too well for humanity – everyone’s quick to give their opinion and judge, but no one wants to take the time to actually read or discover the facts. I can see why politicians are so successful in brainwashing the masses into believing their lies – no one bothers to read the facts before they spout out some uninformed opinion.
In fact, I don’t know why I should bother to write this – no one’s gonna read it.
To the author of this blog: Kudos. I think you RickRolled half of the atheists, agnostics, and anti-religious nuts on the Internet. One of the bests, seriously.
Ok! DIE! BURN! HERETIC! RICK ASTLEY IS THE ONE TRUE GOD!
Seriously.. that was the funniest and most subtle rickroll on the entire damn internet. Well played!
As someone said you 1 – the internet 0.
And for all who thinks this was real, you just got rickrolled… GRAND STYLE!
Awesome
Seriously you shouldnt comment things you haven’t read or don’t understand.
You have been rickrolled. That means the dude played with your emotions, made you bitchy, and now you look like an ass. Get over it. No need to attack god for your insecurities. Im not talkin to the dude who wrote this, im talkin to you fucktards who are angry and dont FUCKING get it
Well well well – This page has given me the best laugh in ages!
Toodles!
Hey he’s a genius, how can you not believe in it. It is required learning in the UK and europe, here in the UK it is FACT, we find people like you to not actually have a clue, have you ever opened your eyes to the amazing universe we live in, we are all made of STARDUST, we are all made of the same things, people like you are just blind!!!!!
You cannot believe the truth because you are scared, understand that atheism is growing, science is growing and the truth is out. Your god is no more real than Zeus or Thor. They are probably more real, christianity is a bad offshoot of Judaism, they actually have a totally different world view from you. Did you know they don’t believe in hell, or satan, or CREATION, yes thats right they believe in evolution, at least some religions have a clue.
wow…that was one hell of a hoax! Good job! I hope you got a lot of money out of all the hits. Btw…you are still a dipshit if this was real.
Lolz how long til you all realize you’ve been seriously rickrolled. Then again casual noobs probably don’t know what rick rolling is…go google it LOLOLOL
You are the biggest idiot the world has ever seen!!! =))
Awesome rickroll. Also, a proof that many people are too blind to read what the other party has to say. Special kudos to those who kept throwing insults, you are true…
Aw whatever 🙂
eat a dick cockfag and get a life its a fcking game
man just retyping shit from the bible doesn’t make you right! If you actually used that pigshit brain you have in your head for a second you’d realize evolution and creationalism are just two different versions of the same idea, rather one part of our society wants to believe magic men in the sky made all of us gradually and guided us to what we are, and the other wants to think little cells in our body converged and social networked up and turned into the god hating bastards here now. Problem is, this whole thing only bothers like one part really, the creationalism camp. Yeah we accept you’re fucking apeshit nuts about the bible and creationism.
No sir i dont care much for your bible or your theory but sadly most people like me still tollerate your kind so you should return us the same favor.
This site is genius! I was so upset by what someone was saying because I felt it was ignorant…then I got Rick Rolled so hard, I was humbled. The only thing that kept me from going over the edge while reading this reading this was hoping that no one could be this ignorant and it HAD to be a joke, and my pride and self respect thank the GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY that I restrained myself long enough to get intellectually PWNED harder than I could imagine.
Good work! You (Sir, Madam, group of folks who put it togther for a class project of some sort) have embarrassed so many people with just a few key strokes a day. Bravo Bravo
lulz. Very nice. Very funny 😉
newfag detected!
Please sir. Please be peaceful. I spoke to Will (nice guy very creative.) In his sleep. I told him about this game he cold do. He loved it. Know really you are making Cristians look stupid. I know what you sai in the bath room.
“I wish all those people who like spore will die slow and painfully and burn in hell.”
Really think Ill et you come up here with you saying it.
But this site is funny. I will try to help you.
And why do you hate non-chirstian beliefs so muxh why are your afs. Jewish Muslim and BUY SPORE STUFF.
You woman are a very very bad Chirstian. I will try yo help you.
rick rolled! xD was so believing this site up till then
this site is fucking funny and fuck you you dumb whore stupid cunt you have upset me the almighty for this you will rot in hell forever along with your family
FUCK YOU!!!!11 AND FUCK YOUR GAY JEWISH GOD TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Epic RickRoll,
This is one for the books.
I just cant believe so many people do not realize they’ve been rolled and still post their useless opinions…
God is number one, and you are all going to hell for playing this game (and for having the reading comprehension of a gnat)
That is truly some epic pwnage. There should be some kind of Internet Law along the lines of “The chance of a bait-filled post being a hoax in inversely proportional to how much of it you actually read before commenting.”
Salud. Now go use your powers to annoy some actual fundies.
so wait, your reasoning is because it says so in genesis that it’s true? from the same book that has been misinturpreted by man and tainted by the words of sexist pigs? On top of the fact that there is physical scientific evidence to support the theories of evolution? if you can’t accept science then I feel sorry for you, for science has saved the lives on countless people. but you can’t escape it, its all around us, you are living science, the computer you created this blog on, was developed using science, so don’t try to feed everyone this bull about the word of god being better than science because since the bible was written, 500 yrs after the birth of jesus christ, it is no longer the word of god. the world worries about islamic extremism but i think you should take a look in the mirror because you are starting on the path of christian extremeism. just accept the universe for what it is, and don’t blame your fears of science onto a perfectly reasonable game that is built upon logic. i believe in god but what sounds more realistic: A logical explantion for the universe that has been studied, researched and is now known fact, or that an invisible being of infinite power clicked his/her fingers and instantly everything appears. you should try combining religion and science (not scientology though) and be happy with both, accept god programed the universe with science and that the universe is bigger that this tiny little planet, fact, delete this website and hang your head in shame, because you have gone way too far with this.
So just because a book, written by man, says God did something you believe it, and, just because a book says so, you believe theres a “entity” in “heaven” essentially being the sky, who is Omipotent, Omniscient, and Omnipresent. Do you realize the flaw in writing that those powers present? Do you realize how many flaws are in the bible? Omniscience is untenable because of issues with free will, ie how can an all knowing God have given us free will? It doesnt make sence because thousands of years ago people had no science, and didnt know how to explain things they didnt understand, you and every Religious person, no matter there religion, are all keeping the genepool for humans at a low IQ and I hope that Atheism and Intelligence above all, prevail, and that religous beliefs are purged from the earth, because they will be reckognized as the number one source for problems, wars, and stupidity, good day.
No Way! This was all a joke? LOL!
Geez people are still replying to this?
Epic case of “TLDR” I guess..
OMIGAWD, MUST FLAME RESPONSE WITHOUT READING!
Still, annoyance gave way to amusement, I lol’d hard at the rolling ricks.
Je na’
Evolution is real, and your bible stories are not.
Thank you and good night.
this was the best internet joke ever man so many ppl thought this website was serious i man this website got it got me best rick roll ever made
Wow. I was hoping it would start as 99% tldr flamers then gradually decrease as people said “OH WAIT LOL.” But… good fucking god, almost 1600 posts later and almost nobody gets it. I’m ashamed to be human, and even more ashamed to be an atheist.
hahah i see what you did their this whole site just rickrolled me and 1000’s of other people
This is the most genius site ever. Well, maybe not ever, but I LOL’d when I saw the rickroll.. very clever! Just sad that so many people got their panties up in a bunch, but I guess it’s just coincidence that has this be a prank site and not a real one from people believing in that stuff. Oh well, comments are TL;DR by now, so I’ll stop. GG!
lol person above, i hope we’ve been rickrolled because otherwise, someone has issues, either way it has annoyed me. well done, hope your happy for pissing so many people off
I can’t believe people aren’t getting this… Seriously, WTF? Congratulations, sir, for what I think will go down in internet history as one of the great pranks.
Guys, seriously, go look up rickroll on wikipedia before blindly spewing forth rhetoric.
Respect,
and the LORD said: Have fun and make babies
This just goes to show how people never read a giant post even if it ends in a satisfying rick roll. People just tend to read the title and scroll past the 1600 responses and post stuff like
“Youre a fucking Idiot!
idiot!
idiot!
idiot!
idiot!
idiot!
Shut up and Die!”
seriously… what the fuck people, read the post.
Oh thank god! It was all a joke!
God damn, you are one of the best fucking trolls ever. You got me. You’re fucking good.
religion was created by humans so they could make sense of everything as humans were not intelligent enough to think of evolution and have the tech to prove it.
i have no problem with any religion but when you try to shove it in our faces its a different matter
man created “god”
NOT “god” created man
oh i almost forgot: at the start of the bible it says “in the begining there was a WORD and that WORD was god” not a person or entity
lol i realised this is a joke now but it dont change my views on the matter
It’s a hoax. Please stop yelling at this lady, you just sound ignorant. Everyone who commented by saying that Christianity is forcing people to prostelytize, etc., clearly read maybe a paragraph and then just decided to go off. We’ve all been rick-rolled, this site is a joke, everybody calm down.
ohmygod. your my hero! i love you. you had us all fooled. nice! i just picked up on the rick roll in the verse’s and the poes law comment! Nice
OMFG, SHUTUP you crazy old bag. If you don’t wanna play Spore, then don’t play it, you don’t have to go convertatory on us.
And BTW, Will Wright “using millions of gamers as unpaid slaves”? Wtf, lady, that’s the whole game. We LIKE slaving over a computer. That’s why we bought the game!
i’ll admit it got me too, though several review sites seemed 2 take it seriously lol.
Holy crap it’s fake? now I felstupid.
Well done. You had me hook, line and sinker.
C’mon. Time to realise this is just for the f# of it?
The person behind this site is making more money than you can collect dancing naked in a whore street. Not a bad idea actually… Make a provocative site… then PLACE ADS!! – omgomg free recepie heaven for mi!
Rofl, do you even have a primary school education?
While personally I think Spore is a crap game for game play, the theory, mechanics and evolution in the game is no poison to the free thinking people of the world as much as this blog that promotes censorship, ignorant, over protective, single minded biases no matter the evidence.
What parents such as your self don’t realize, is the amount of damage you do to your children by shielding them and drilling these 1800s teachings into them, for them to then have issues later in life when facing the REAL WORLD.
GOD DAMMIT ANON. FUCK. Good trolling. Holy shit an Anon showed me this website too…
Do you people like, not know how to read or something? Or are all of you proclaimed ‘Christians’ unable to see that he quoted the bible, and in that quote even spoke of the internet?
Though I do admit it’s very laughable.
To the blog owner: well done! It was a really well done hoax.
LOL. Wow, some of you motherfuckers are THICK! Its a joke site! Get with the program. You may want to read the actual words in the blog before jumping to some asinine conclusions founded on your misplaced and unwarranted faith in your own “intelligence”. In layman’s terms, that basically means “You’re not as smart as you think you are.”
All I can say is,
“RICK ROLLED BITCHES!” Give this guy/girl a freaking medal!
This is a joke! You all just read the first paragraph, then skip to the bottom and make comments like “you fucking retarded! wy u so retarded?” Just take the time to read the whole thing instead of being so hostile! All the people making these comments royally piss me off!
Epic troll is truly epic!
And it’s still working, you rule.
Carry on the good work admin, the modern world is twist turned upside-down and we all know its the jews fault. They took over the IRS so they could shut down Christian institutions.
Wow you really got me. And it’s funny reading the comments since in the beginning about 5% seem to have got it and the rest just posted without reading it (even saw a guy who quoted the text but still didn’t seem to notice the lyrics). The further you go down the bigger the percentage that seem to have noticed the message but still you got some that just posted without reading.
But I think the most important question is what do you really think of Spore? Since this has been a hoax I’d like to know if you did it as a fan or a troll?
Also I’d like to put out the ” OMG you’re a girl! Date me!!!!” response as I am obligated to do by the gamer code, article B, subsection 2.
lmao people still dont get it bAHAHAHAHA
You, sir or madam, win the Internet.
Awesome, and a lot of respect. This will go down in geek history.
Congrats. I fell for it. I really did. Can I buy a T-Shirt?
Lawl Creationism.
I was raised in the name of god as well but I quickly discovered that the Bible and everything in it is nothing more than a load of bolonga. Seriously, open your eyes.
DAAAAMN!!!! another moronic Jesus freak. For starters you are quoting the Old Testament which is the book of the Jews, so what makes you think that you are interpreting it right? Do you know why the Old Testament was made?
If you want more questions to which your answers would be more than completely erroneous e-mail me, Im always happy to put a Jesus freak in his place. Bye and may Allah bless you. LMFAO
FAG
Winrar
Oh, what, moderation?
Smoke a dick.
HAHA I thought this was serious 😛 OP has just “Rickrolled” Thousands of people 😛 Well kinda rickrolled 😛 Well done OP
Well played sir.
You want proof of how stupid the world has become? 90% of the comments here is proof plenty.
PEOPLE, THIS PAGE IS A JOKE!!! A RICKROLL – A HOAX. AND A GOD DAMN BRILLIANT ONE, AT THAT!
I’ll bet half of the people that didn’t fully read this, still fall for the “If your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer” bit, as well.
To this site’s admin/designer: Kudos! Brilliant!
To all the idiots who still think this is real – congrats on making yourself look like a fool.
BAHAHA! People are still arguing!!!! That is hilarious. Congratulations. You win 4 internets for this excellent hoax.
TROLLED BITCHES
What exactly is wrong with a game that uses the theory of evolution as its basis for gameplay?
Are you seriously trying to tell me that you refuse to allow your children to be exposed to theories that do not agree with your own.
The game is an excellent piece of entertainment that does a good job of introducing the theory of evolution to children.
There are also plenty of games that use the hand of god approach to their game play and all the little people worship you (Black & White) – Did the people who do not believe in god set up a website and protest about this game. NO of course not because it is just a game and they understood that. It was not out to brainwash people, it was just a game.
Open your mind. You cannot go through life trashing all those that do not think the way you do.
10/10
Successful Troll is Successful
lmao.. Rick Trolled..
People, stop it. We all got rickrolled. xD
It’s a hoax, and a hilarious one.
HATS OFF, GENTLEMEN!
I JUST FRIGGIN GOT IT.
It’s a rick roll.
I love you. Seriously. You have just successfully made over 1000 people look like fucking idiots because they didn’t read the entire fucking post. I practically read about half the comments, then scrolled down here and…GOOD FREAKING GOD, PEOPLE ARE STILL ARE ARGUING ABOUT THIS?!?
Seriously, read people. It’s good for your brain. And it prevents you from looking like a fucking dumbass who acts like an asshole.
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Moral of the story: Too long, didn’t read IS FOR PUSSIES WHO ARE LAZY.
My god you are an idiot aren’t you
wow, i cant believe no one saw the rick roll part of this. I bet people just commented without reading it. Nice blog though, I didnt expect to be a prank.
If you would like to discuss with me about God, the Bible and this game, Spore, please send me email regarding my request.
If this is in fact a publicity stunt, I applaud the obvious successful attempt.
*tips hat*
Nuff said.
i love how people get angry since they didn’t read the whole thing.
Posting in what has to be THE most epic rickrolling I’ve ever seen.
I take my hat off to you sir. Bravo.
Christianity!
The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who is his own father can save you if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood!
Yea makes perfect sense. Comeback when you believe in something that can be proved and then complain about a game….
this is a masterful troll. i fucking bow to you.
i came fucking RAGING all the way down to the comment box, then i saw a few comments and BAM, i realized how hard i got trolled.
absofuckinglutely MASTERFUL, i tell you that.
LMAO FAIL its obvious that evolution did occur, its ignorant retards like you that fuck over other Christians
I hereby proclaim this whole controversy the BEST RICKROLL EVER.
Way to get everyone’s panties in a bunch. After finding that out I laughed my ass off. Good one.
I’m not sure which is funnier… The fact that I believed this guy was serious about hating Spore… Or the fact that people still don’t realize this is a joke.
We got Rick Rolled!
The admin now inherits the chocolate factory.
As for the flamers still posting here:
YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIRS!
I must say that I am extremly impressed. I tip my hat off to you. The next thing you have to say is that if you actually like this AMAZING game. Best Rickroll in history.
“shape me into the woman I am today.”
“the woman I am”
“woman”
This explains it all.
Hahahahaaaa you got us
Its uptight religious soldiers like you that made me take a long hard look at organized religion. Then I realized it was crackpot theories and tore more people/countries apart the bring together.
Epic Trolling.
This.is.not.a.real.debate…You.people.arguing.here.are.so.retarded.it.makes.me.laugh.so.much.i.need.to.stop.and.take.a.breath… JUST.READ.THE.LAST.PART.RETARDS!!!
This has to be one of the funniest things i’ve ever read on the internet ever. I wish i’d come up with something like this. If i were EA i’d pay you 100$ for every comment you got from people who didn’t get it! HAHAHAHAHA
I bow to you, smart and funny man!
Two types of people: Those who get it, and those who don’t get it.
You, my friend, get it.
wow, i fell for it haha, that was an incredibly well done rick roll, nice going
I dun understond why you do dis i likie dis game and i likie that song you quoted from the “bibal” me, Jebus Chrisht, bless you all with heavenly aroma.
epically epic epicness is epically epic. winful rickroll is winful.
If there is a god that creates all this morons that cannot read, we need to find a way to kill it.
To ye people who posted angry comments:
You’re fucking hopeless. Don’t reproduce. Ever. Go play some Russian Roulette.
Spore: $49.99
The Bible: $2.99
How many people still don’t realise they got Rick Roll’d: Priceless
The wonderful irony of all the people insulting your inteligence and getting on their high horses when they haven’t even read the entire post. Win Troll is Win. A bel-air would have been more appropriate but I would still like to award you several internets.
To the posters: Did you know gullible isn’t a word in the dictionary.
Ahhhh… I hate you! Damn you Rick! DAMN YOOOOUU!
Aye… So epic, very epic. The lulz really come from the people who don’t get it.
May I remind you that religion is a system of belief. The belief that you deem truthful to other that share your values. These values are what you believe in, what you grew up with. Other people have not shared this same experience. It has been said that people are born to choose. Why not choose to believe religion? Or perhaps fact. The truth is is that all people are born free of discrimination, conformity, pressure, religion and obedience. It is only until that a being can choose for themselves that it is too late. It is when that a being is born unique in his or her own image that they see what remains truth from belief. This truth can form and create new passages for intelligence, or it can close and devour what paths had begun from the start. You have been able to experience new paths toward new light. Others have also seen this light, but only on a different path. You choose faith in man, others choose logic. But what remains logical is that people have a right to believe in what they choose, not what is chosen for them. I say to every one out there, place your holdings upon what you say is logic, and grasp the truth of life. The truth that every one is created equal, and developed differently. If no one believes the truth then what can we believe? Religion? Peace? Freedom? Truth is anything that people wish to be, as long as logic dictates these disputes and arguments and condemns them to an accord that creates and grows.
Thank you for reading this statement on truth It has opened my eyes to the belief of logic.
And best rick roll evar!
e-mail me anything you want to say to me. I enjoy company.
[email protected]
You know, it really makes me laugh that the majority of these dumbasses haven’t realized that they were rick rolled. In any case. Kudos to you. That was fucking genius. Well played, well played. lol. Seriously though, awesome job. XD
Wow…a verbal rickroll. Beautifully done! I wouldn’t have the patience to build this up over a few days like you have. Good job!
You win the internet.
You guys are fuckin idiots. Read the article again.
Nah Fuck off
A winnar is you.
Best Trolling in the history of Trolling.
Impressive, I seriously believed you for a while. At first I thought the site was hacked when I read the end of this entry. Props for staying in character so long, as well.
i can’t decide what’s funnier. this entire site? that post? or that people aren’t figuring out the joke?
*puts on serious face*
that and people are still willing to debate whether Spore preaches creationism or evolutionism. are we going to end up debating which one spore is promoting more than which is actually the case? if so, go on. SPOILER: Will Wright actually is an Atheist who said he favored evolutionism, so if the game is actually promoting either one, its that, though, the man seems more concerned about making a fun game than getting that out there.
also, what /b/ said.
The best hoaxes ever! Also, I laugh at the people who didn’t read the whole thing.
f*ck you! this website should win an award for being awesome, i posted a long time ago towards teh beginning of this, and i’ll give it to you, you got me… i thought you were a freak, but you know it wouldn’t be that surprising if someone was really doing this… there are somre freaking crazy mo’fo’s out there
WOW…….
Let’s just guess that most of the people following and flaming are average evolutionists
or w/e.
Considering that about 90% of the comments didn’t even get the joke, that’s really
saying something about the intelligence of evolutionists.
It would be a more epic Rickroll if 90% of commenters got it, but good nonetheless.
This made my day. I had a “wow it’s been hacked moment” then saw the reference to Poe and went.. well, that is the best, most awesome game hoax I’ve seen. Good job on this. Even your ads are religious!! You deserve an award for putting up with huge amounts of flaming, even when you show it’s not for real!
Oh my word. I can’t believe how many people have been Rickrolled…and don’t even know it!
This is truly classic.
To those of you all upset about this guys supposed christian beliefs, actually read the post all the way through first. You’ve been had.
Priceless.
ahhhhhhh shit, we’ve just been rick roll’d
Nah this wasn’t as good as the pokemon thing.
Dude you are fucking awesome. your lulz will echo through the ages.
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND
AND DESERT YOU
My friend, YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE PEOPLE DO WHAT YOU WANT…. And now I think, thanks to you! its that God made us FREE TO DO WHATEVER WE WANT, just following some rules, ok, I agree. But in those rules there isn’t someone trying to make a lot of people change to their believe or whatever they want.
God Made us FREE TO DO WHATEVER, period. Nor even Him, (I’m following his words) can’t make someone do what He(God) want. Ok, he can’t by forcing him, normal ways like you trying to do; if God want someone to do something, He would talk to that person, letting him choice.
PD: That’s going to Good&Real way. If we go using our imagination: He could easily force us, using GOD-ONLY powers and we will have to do it, but I know He wont do that =D. And, I want you to know that and that YOU CAN’T make people do whatever you want.
As I said you free to manifastated your angry against this, but don’t overreact. THIS IS JUST A GAME. Also, you are attacking some people and THAT MY FRIEND, IT’s AGAINST GOD RULES, I think you already know that:
“Love One’s Neighbor”. “LOVE YOUR ENEMIES”. “LOVE”!!!!!!!!!!!! don’t hate!
Oh 1 comment: You are wasting a lot of time, trying to change the World’s think about a game. While you can take that time, use it with God and save the PLANET from us, Cause WE (ALL) are destroying it, we should ally no matter religion or race, and SAVE THE PLANET OUR HOME!!! not fight against a game that only you think its against God.
I want to hear the Pope say “Spore, a game its DEVIL!, it’s against God”
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Oh damn, got here too late. I was gonna say that you oughta be protesting soul calibur 4.
Mixing Star Wars with Soul Calibur canon, now that heresy! har har har
Seriously? Shut the hell up. Just because you were taught something doesn’t mean it’s real. I was taught that if Santa Claus and unicorns are real. That doesn’t mean they actually are and I have the right to push my beliefs on other people.
Belief does not equal proof of existence
Also, the bible doesn’t prove anything. For the bible to prove anything, you would have to assume that god is real. You can’t prove something with a book that requires the existence of what you’re trying to prove.
And in reference to the fact that this is a retarded “social experiment”, you can go fuck yourself again.
Your cry for attention shows your idiocy.
it says god made not how. let me ask you something if you were a nomadic people wandering the desert with no understanding of science what so ever hundreds of years before evolution was even thought about, and God starts telling you that he made you by taking a monkey and pulling off its hair, they wont get that. They wont understand the method and they wont understand the time frame so what does god do, he said I Made and left it at that. O and noah’s flood is NEVER been logically presented as a way to make the earth look old. the UNIVERSE looks old, we just recently saw a gamma ray burst over 7 billion light years away, meaning it took 7 billion years for the light to get here, meaning not 7 days FACT FACT FACT so learn to interpret the bible differently, we are getting smarter now so we need to stop taking everything our ancestors tell us as fact. Yes God created, yes Jesus died and was raised to save our sins and yes we are saved. But the rest is all a collection of human knowledge and stories which always have some errors even god inspired ones cause they are only inspired and the writers always take a creative license.
You sir, are a comedian of epic proportions. Not only do you lead on the populace with your test of Poe’s law but you are proved right time and again by the comments section. Maybe you should put it in bold text so that some of the internet’s less than witty inhabitants may understand it, then again I suppose that would rob you of the second and equally hilarious joke. Thanks for the laugh and the addition to my ever growing lack of faith in humanity.
Forgive me for what I am about to say.
Attention ALL peoples who would consider themselves Christian. STOP POSING!
Where do ANY OF US get the power to decide what GOD says is evil? What gives YOU that power? NOTHING. I am tired of seeing Christians forcing their backwards ass beliefs on EVERYONE, and calling everything else EVIL. GOD gave us free will, he gave it so that we could CHOOSE things for ourselves, not choose for HIM. We are but simple being living out our lives, the way he intended. We should not declare something evil because we disagree with it.
Yes the game is about evolution, BUT the bible says god created the earth, the air, life, everything, existence entirely, in 7 days. It says he crafted us from his image. THINK OF THIS if your black and white good and evil minds can grasp this concept….how in Gods name could ANY mortal being know how long it took, and HOW God made the world? we DON’T, your talking about something that is physically impossible, a story written by priests just to give a more dramatic effect and easy explanation as to how we were created, nothing more. And furthermore, in God’s eyes, 7 days to him could stretch over thousands life spans of a human being simply because He is an all powerful being who lives on and exists with no need to hurry, he can take his time. He has all the time in existence. Furthermore, Just like over 50% of the material written in the bible, it was ALL written down AFTER the fact by 2nd hand story telling. For as far as we know God DID create us through evolution. Its a proven scientific fact that evolution takes place,
and on the topic of evolution, Picture this…Climate changes, species die out, or “evolve” to change..would a Loving and kind gentle God who gave life to creatures REALLY see fit to give them NO WAY to adapt to their new environment and just suffer and die out? If that is what you would believe then our Gods are not the same.
I also find it very mature of a web site to blame a game for what PLAYERS ARE DOING. I could draw a penis on the side walk with CHALK…it must be the creator of CHALK at fault, or SIDE WALKS even, they gave me the tools to create a horrible mature image that a child’s eyes should not be privy to. If your going to hate something at least hate the right thing!
Finnaly, I find what you are doing here FAR worse than almost ANYTHING the perverted men and women who play spore and create mature images. they did so as a Joke. I know this will come as a shock to MANY of you but GOD gave us a Penis. If its SOOO much of a terrible thing, think of THIS, God gave man a penis after crafting him in his image, Are you implying GOD is evil?…Hell, should not we honor what god gave us? if making babies is such a sin then why did God intend for us to do it to procreate? I am sick and tired of christians “confusing” if you will, what God says is evil, and what they WANT to be evil.
I hope my harsh words could open a few eyes, I dont claim to know what God intends, I dont know what he thinks, none of us do. but I am tired of seeing men and women , like the creators of this site, proclaim something as evil and an afront to the lord all-mighty simply because they dont agree with it. If you dont like something, fine, but dont drag religion into it.
Goddamnit, Anonymous.
Epic troll, man.
what genesis, fucking religious stupid man, you are a head of penis, fuckin in you fuck brain , gay , don’t speak about de bible because this is only lyed and the real true is the infinite and the cration for the big bang,
nothing about genesis 5 NOTHING YOU ARE NOTHING,go to read your bible in the hell
fuck you
Before you say anything about how this person is wrong, READ THE WHOLE DAMN THING! This was a FUCKING JOKE. You have all been RICK ROLL’D. etc.
This is hillarious i got more fun out of reading the comments then i did the article 2/3 the ppl here don’t realise they just got rick rolled lol. This is pure genius.
If you were so certain of your own beliefs, I doubt a little vidjamagame would sway you.
Seriously. If Spore is all it takes to convert someone to evolutionism, then good riddance, the fucking sheep. And the reverse is true of the “Left Behind” series if it converts you to Christianity.
Peace.
LOL! That song will be in my head for the rest of the day! I have to drive for 2 hours now, but I’ll not be leaving before this is on my ipod :P. Thanks for the laughs!
People that are still taking this “serious”, don’t make me laugh even MORE.
It’s a hoax. A well-executed hoax. The Rickroll touch was magnificent.
We’re no strangers to Spore. You know the rules, and so do I.
LOL Rickroll been a while since I last heard that one.
To those who are making serious comments and haven’t spotted the joke of this article then for the sake of natural selection you should kill yourself.
Y’know… I kinda feel bad for all the non-english speakers. Do they even know what a Rick Roll is? The rest of em are prats though.
ROFLMAO
There’s still people commenting all pissed off without realizing the end reveals that it’s all a joke. xD!!!
READ IT ALL BEFORE COMMENTING PLZZ. lawlz
I agree with you! Now I know that the apocalypse will come. God would not aprove this… We are not gods, we are sheeps, and we should follow the words from the Holy Bible, not asking questions and pretend we are Gods. There is only one God, the one in Black&White. How else that cow could beat a tiger? And he can grab villagers with his hand… Did you heard that, with his hands… And he can launch balls of fire and lightnings. Forgive the ignorants God of Black&White, Spore is just a game, they didn’t want to upset you. Look, if you really have to punish us, strike a lightning on the people that made this site. They are willing to die for us, the sheeps. They don’t want to get rich and famous. Please God of Black&White, just them, now… please… pretty please!?
What the fuck is wrong with you!
-Astley
The best part is that most people responding here still dont get that this is a joke. It gave me a laugh, allthough the rickroll did hurt a little
Hahaha. Seriously. Fuck “God” and you wankers.
Man! I totally missed the rickroll the first time around. I was sitting here wtfing, then I checked the about page, and it all made sense.
On a side note, I think Spore sucks. But it’s not because of evolution. Sims 2 is just better.
Oh, you. Website related.
OVER 9000/10
All the people cussing the writer, please READ THE FUCKING TEXT. Its a joke.. .for Gods sake…
This guy is rick rolling God himself, and you guys sit here, dont even read this shit and cuss the author? Come on.. .dont make an ass of yourselves… READ THE ARTICLE before you start cussing.. atleast read the last paragraph.. .Pathetic.
_Peter, Atheist.
Pero que antispore ni que ostias… la teoría de la evolución es un tema del que hablar como otro cualquiera, y como tema que es, se puede hacer un juego y lo que les de la gana hacer. Es un tema apasionante no porque sea cierto sino porque permite hacer que el jugador se divierta creando sus criaturas y viendo como conviven. Está en la desición de cada uno si su criatura será violenta o pacífica. La teoría de la evolución está ahí, hay libros que hablan de ella y no se les critica, hay películas que hablan de ella y tampoco se las critica, hay series de televisión que hablan de ella y no se las critica… ¿por qué criticar a un juego? si es lo mismooooooooooooo, es muy simple, al que le guste el juego, esté o no de acuerdo con la teoría de la evolución… que se lo compre, al que no le guste el juego POR EL MOTIVO QUE SEA… que no se lo compre Y PUNTO, no hay más que hablar. Si no te gusta el juego no lo compres, pero no nos toques los cojones a los demás, porque el echo de que tu tengas unas creencias no las hace únicas ni verdaderas, son tan válidas como las de TODO EL MUNDO. Es muy sencillo, esto funciona así, que cada uno haga LO QUE LE DE LA GANA siempre y cuando no moleste a los demás. Yo no creo en ninguna religión pero para nada me molestan las creencias de los demás, que cada uno piensa lo que quiera siempre y cuando no moleste. Asique se un poco sensato y deja que cada uno elija lo que quiere hacer con su vida y con su dinero en lugar de intentar decidir tu por los demás.
Stop being a fascist and let people think what they wanna think
some people read the bible and put their faith into it, and some don’t
some people study evolution and put their faith into it, and some don’t
learn to accept other people’s opinions and stop trying to change them to your likeness
I am terrified of all of you people who didn’t get the joke and are still flaming the poster with your bible thumping holier than thou bullshit. No wonder the rest of the world hates America, we’re full of goddamn idiots. Maybe 9/11 was called for after all.
Seriously, you made me laugh a solid five minutes!
I thought your site was genuine since I stumbled upon it via Pharyngula (http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/09/anyone_played_spore_yet.php) and even referred some friends of mine to you for shit and giggles. Damn, now I have to tell them this was just a elaborate hoax.
Thank you for this great laugh and kudos to you for going through with this. You seriously fooled a lot of people. *bows*
Just a word : XD !!!!! Rick Astley FTW
“I think part of the problem that is going on here is that the bulk of you are ignorant as to the word of God. I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in. I understand that everyone didn’t have the chance to be taught these things, and learn about God as my family did so if I am going to have this kind of attention I should use it to help teach others about the words of God that helped to shape me into the woman I am today.”
For there are no christian babys but there are children raised by christians who copy there values…
Please read “The god delusion” by Richard Dawkins ISBN 978-0-593-05548-9. It may broaden your understanding of the world you live in.
A John Lennon fan.
“Imagine all the people lving in harmony…”
I almost choked on my diet coke I was drinking when I read, “that the bulk of you are ignorant as to the word of God. I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.”
So we are the ignorant ones for having a free thinking mind, instead of being a tool like you and only having beliefs in something because your parents brainwashed you as a kid. I think you are a fucking loser with way to much time on your hands. You would not see a big stink be made if this game was a religious themed game, but when the opposite sides, my side, comes out with a game you decide to make a website dedicated to the few losers like yourself who will even listen to your crap you type.
How about grow a fucking brain, cut the strings from your parents and stop believing in fairy tales…I meant the Bible.
26. Then God said, “Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
Oh how I love to break down the Biblical quotes to the drivel they are.
I’ve never noticed this before. “God said”. If God is the only god then who was God talking to when he said something. If it wasn’t anyone/thing else then God was most likely utterly insane.
“Let us make men in our image” – who is the “us” and “our” here? If it’s no-one but God then this adds creedence to the insanity plee. If God was speaking to a creation of his own then this predates the existance of man and us such indicates the God made another god thusly, God isn’t he only god.
“Let us make man in our image” – by you’re own reconning this means we all look like god. Scaled down, scaled up, exact sizes? Show me two humans that are the same that didn’t come from the same mother and I’ll show you the True image of God, or one the gods anyway. Much more disturbingly, God would have two arms, two legs, a head and well you get the idea. Here on earth, these opposable thumbs have become very handy, but if God is an etherial being then surely size/shape/thumbs etc would be of little use. Unless of course God had to drive an etherial car to his etherial job and spend 8 theological hours a theogical day typing to another god that only exists in the mad humanoid brain of God. And maybe he does. But if he does then that would indicate that his form was dictated to him by him, as the one and only God that has and ever will be, or else he started as a completely formless etherial entity and only become human shaped over the course an infinite period between theolical awareness and the creation of man. Which rather indicates that God evolved.
Oh, and I’m not going to hell. I’ve been there, it’s called Croyden, and left as soon as I’d done my job.
Seriously, fuck you and shut the fuck up. Get something to do with your life other than criticizing the achievements of others. You are pathetic.
gadamnit, fucking americans, I owe you pint you bastard, you play The Game like a pro.
I prefer this verse myself:
“28. We’ve know each other for so long
29. Your heart’s been aching
30. But you’re too shy to say it
31. Inside we both know what’s been going on
32. We know the game and we’re gonna play it”
C’mon people…. you still aren’t reading properly. I’ve continued reading all the comments, and people still aren’t getting the joke…. IT’S A JOKE…… Learn to Read….
Google Rick Roll, and Poe’s Law.. then post after you have all the information.
For the people who doesnt know what a rickroll is:
Rickrolling is an Internet meme involving the music video for the 1987 Rick Astley song “Never Gonna Give You Up”. The meme is a bait and switch: a person provides a Web link they claim is relevant to the topic at hand, but the link actually takes the user to the Astley video. The URL can be masked or obfuscated in some manner so that the user cannot determine the true source of the link without clicking (and thus satisfying their curiosity). When a person clicks on the link given and is led to the web page he/she is said to have been “Rickrolled”. By extension, it can also mean playing the song loudly in public in order to be disruptive.
Most believe the practice began as a variant of an earlier prank originating from the imageboard 4chan called duckrolling, in which a link to somewhere (such as a specific picture or news item) would instead lead to a thread or site containing a photoshopped picture of a duck with wheels. The user at that point, is said to have been “Duckrolled”. The first instance of Rickroll occurred on the site’s video game board, where a link to the Rick Astley video was claimed to be a mirror of the first trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV (which was unavailable due to heavy traffic). The joke was confined to 4chan for a very brief period.
By May 2008, the practice had spread beyond 4chan and become an Internet phenomenon, eventually amassing some coverage in the mainstream media.[5][6][1] An April 2008 poll by SurveyUSA estimated that at least 18 million American adults have been Rickrolled.
A recent examples of a Rickroll on the web can be seen at Antispore.com, a site posing as the blog of a Christian mother and housewife decrying the evolution-based agenda of Will Wright’s video game “Spore”. In a post the author begins to quote the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up, as well as refering to Poe’s Law, indicating people shouldn’t always believe what they read on the internet.
(c) wikipedia
So there you have it. Solid proof that this site is a hoax and a joke. Now it is time for the idiots here who still thinks this is real to learn the joke. That’s why i posted this little copy paste from wikipedia. Maybe some solid proof will wake them up… that is… if they read the comments!
When you die, you will see that everything you was thaught was a lie!
Congratulations, you’ve made hoaxing into an art! FANTASTIC job! 😀
Best Rick Roll ever.
Haha, you quoted the bible, and basically said that that shows that God was real. But the bible could be a work of fiction, and there is no proof that god is real. Because people “feel” his presence, doesnt mean he is real. I used to feel the presence of a pokemon beside me when i was younger, but it was never real.
Basically, you can’t quote something to proove something supposedly happened when the source that you quoted from has no proof of it’s validity.
Never gonna give you up , never gonna let you down~
Hello Lady,
first of all, it is amazing how much energy you put into this blog to make long awaited game look dump. Maxis made a lot of extremly successful games, and most of them (if not all) I played and enjoyed it.
The part where player are creating bizarre nude creatures or genitale-representing…things is because: It is possible to do something on your own…. and as you know, there are like 6,5 billion idiots in this world (this is what your god created XD).
people are stupid.
because people do things, and there’s at least one person who does not like the “thing” they are doing… be it Throwing bombs, Killing People, Trying to get much attention, Playing games, creating bizarre dick-monsters, or making an internet-blog ranting about a game. It doesn’t matter what you do, there’s always someone (mostly a lot of people) who won’t like you for what you are doing.
So you don’t like the game and the creator of this game. and as you can see in this comments, there are people that don’t like you because of doing this offensive blog (I am neutral, believe me)
here comes my only non-neutral point:
It’s just a damned game! It’s not like if children are getting raped or something, I don’t see why you can get so upset because of it. 😉
Greetings
Best. Rickroll. Ever. I mean theres still people who think it was real. I think you shoulda kept it going for a few more days then dropped the rickroll bomb XD.
I think my favourite part was someone quoting the rickroll only not knowing that it was.
Gaah, this is to much.
ITS 2008 FOR FUCK SAKE! trow the bible away and enter reality.
By the way, you are just advertising for Spore with this site for FREE, and at the same time youre doing it you are making a fool of youre self on the internet..
i feel sorry for you’re child who wanted to play Spore.
Thanks.
You are Rick Roll’d 😀
hey i see a rick roll in there,smart
Have you *ever* heard the word “metaphore”? Who tells you that God created the world using hands, making it? Has God hands?! And why shouldn’t have God used the evolution as a tool to fulfill his design?
From a certain point of view if you carve a piece of wood into a sculpture you are creating the sculpture. But if you were invisible? Someone could tell that “wood evolved into a sculpture” thanks to those chisels… And who tells that biochemistry and DNA and enzimes aren’t God’s tools?!
Come on…
To all the crazies out there, this is a hoax/joke site. It’s called look up Poe’s law. If you’re a bible basher, you probably should get out and learn your Internet memes. For those of you that are supporters of the cause here, hopefully you’re joking. If not you most assuredly have not read the bible.
RICK ROLLD
Oh man I’ve been laughing for like 2 minutes after I read the Rick Astley part. AWESOME job.
(P.s: Yeah, I fell for it too)
Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll!
So in conclusion.
Spoofed
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U could not believe that ur grand mom envoled from a monkey then gave birth to ur fucking mom ?
Fucking stupid woman, lets see when u ill , how u gonna cure it without science. Believe in ur GOD??
Epic Rickroll. Kudos to you. Even more epic than the roll are the people still ranting and raving oblivious to the joke. Nice one.
Seriously – I am a die-hard conservative evangelical creationist christian – isn’t that cool? But I love Spore. I am 51 years old. Spore is how God created everything. Ask my son – he too believes this is how it all began and how it will end. God is good and gracious. So cut the anti-Spore crap. This game was gifted by God to mankind so they can know Him better. Will Wright was only God’s channel. Peace out!
tano distefanoon 13 Sep 2008 at 8:00 am 1725
Have you *ever* heard the word “metaphore”? Who tells you that God created the world using hands, making it? Has God hands?! And why shouldn’t have God used the evolution as a tool to fulfill his design?
From a certain point of view if you carve a piece of wood into a sculpture you are creating the sculpture. But if you were invisible? Someone could tell that “wood evolved into a sculpture” thanks to those chisels… And who tells that biochemistry and DNA and enzimes aren’t God’s tools?!
Come on…
======================
Yes God has hands. We were created in His image. Don’t you have hands?
God didn’t use anything like an “evolution tool”. He created Adam from dirt. How much evolution can you see in that? Huh? Don’t you read the Bible?
And how DARE you compare God’s creation to a sculpture. Does a sculpture breath? Does it eat or drink? Can it believe, pray, rejoice? You’re way off track, son! I don’t believe you consciously mean harm, but you’re hurting many of us with this kind of foul talk.
Finally, DNA and enzimmes do not exist! They’re a myth, an invention of the devil, meant to undermine our believes in the Lord. By believing in that science nonsense you’ve made yourself into a tool of the devil, don’t you realize that?
I’d like to invite you to see a local priest. I’m hoping and praying that he can lead you to the right path again. Remember: remorse, and thou shall be saved!
WOW. To the above poster named scientist, after reading your post I discerned that 1: You are, in fact, NOT a scientist, you are indeed a fucking tool. No, you’re a power-tool. 2: I don’t necessarily believe that my ancestor was a monkey that just shit out my Grandmother one day. That’s stupid as hell. You’re stupid as hell. Never speak again.
I’ve sent you an e-mail. Read it.
You, sir, are brilliant. Cracked me up no end!
Rickrolled faggots
I bet if your husband finds out about this you’ll probably get beaten by a tyre-iron.
P.s. Why aren’t you in the kitchen?
…The last few lines of the post and still don’t get the joke… please do not reproduce; Please do not vote.
Props to the creator of the site.
You are a dumbass Biblethumping sack of Spore poop. You’ve got way too much time to spare. Get a job you goatblower.
Bravo, you had me too and had me for good.
The best thing – the people who bought into your troll… they will be too ashamed to ever use the same nicks again. All their friends will laugh at them for posting in the “stupid anti-spore bitch” -blog using death threats and baseless arguments.
It just goes to show how stupid the people who believe in evolution are and how little they know about christianity.
I congratulate you, sir.
Sorry there are a whole lot of people who are too stupid to get your joke.
This is REALLY funny, though…. really sad, but really funny.
Nice site. Funny!
Don’t forget to mention how God has so much to do he cannot keep track of his promises and that is why he hangs a sticky note in the sky, the rainbow, to remind himself not to bring another flood. Of course his wisdom only works for those not living in low laying areas or coastal regions.
I have often thought of his extraordinary wisdom in accepting a sacrifice of the animals he asked Noah to save from death by drowning. It is by far much more humane to slaughter an animal on an altar rather than allowing it to go to waste by drowning.
What happened to his dinosaurs? Even if they were unclean animals, Noah would have brought them into the ark by twos.
Do whatever you have to do, but i won’t have you put GOD in my hallwaycloset !!!!
ps: its not so nice to force people into beliefs.. this is not how it was ment.. never will …
ow man you’r such a retard…..
keep put all your “faith” in your imagiary god and you’ll perish…
long live to the evolutionary theory!
1700+ comments and people *still* don’t get it? Well played.
LOL @ all you morons taking this site seriously – you’ve just been RICK ROLLED!
This is truly the most epic Rick Roll job of ALL TIME! /applause
For those of you posting diatribes on here: you have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found LACKING. HAHA!
The fact that humans can be conditioned to believe almost anything as childrens leads to this sort of insanity . A personal right to believe and conform to some set of rules created by fellows in odd hats is bad enough , Brainwashing children and turning them into people that hate shouldn’t be legal .
Odd that if you see things that nobody else does your insane . But if you imagen things collectively it is suddenly a religion.
I am in awe at this rickrolling. People are still flaming even after the trick is revealed, even after Spore is on the site’s ad banners. Even after there’s a “real about this site” tab. Who is this titan among men, this champion of spoofing?
Shut up ur fanatic looser…
you never gonna stop Spore selling, ur bullshit fanatism
Does the bible not say “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you (Matthew 7:12).”
Hypocrisy much?
Please take your fail and leave the internet
Does this guy really understand how stupid he is?
I mean, this is hilarious. Every new line is one new laughter.
Hi, I was just directed to your page from a site and i find this page to be a disgrace.
I understand and respect your views that you don’t want evolution to be taught or that you don’t agree with it.
However there is proof of evolution within species but not outside species which is what spore is directed at.
I must say i am astounded at your ignorance that you would create this page, just because you are against evolution and therefore this game doesn’t mean everyone else in the world thinks the same way as you or should have to think the same way as you. I just find this page very childish and immature.
You are essentially preaching to people that evolution is wrong which is up to people themselves to decide. You are saying spore is converting children to believe in evolution while this page it self is trying to convert people to creationism which is a fucking contradiction in itself, don’t you think?
Also you seem to forget, ITS A GAME, it’s meant to be fun!
Like i can’t get over the audacity it took for you to do this. What really pisses me off about this is the fact that you don’t take other peoples views into consideration, not everyone thinks what you think and for that reason the game should be kept in stores. If its a problem for you DONT BUY IT, its that goddamn simple.
LOL. The people are so ignorante that they didn’t even read the god damn thing. Stop calling this guy stupid when YOU are the retard!
Hilarious. Creatonism is total ridicule 🙂
I’ll write a book about magic, maybe people will believe it 2000+ years from now.
Your God is a fucking whore who is not real. When are you people going to ever realize this? You have been brain washed by organized religion, so please, take the large stick out of your ass now.
Hey!
This was a really cool project!!!
Good layout, great grammar, and awesome rick roll. =D
The only thing is that all the disrespectful comments take away the fun and freedom and make me sadder, all in all.
It’s too bad.
Wow, after two days people still don’t understand that they were rick rolled.
Do these people even know what that means?
As a poster said above, if you don’t get the joke please don’t reproduce, vote, or do anything else for that matter.
Man! You’re crazy!!! Spore is fantastic!!! I’m not agree with you. If you don’t like Spore, don’t play it!!! It’s good game!!! I’m making Homer Simpson in it!!! It will be fun !!!Yo!!! Always yours, User Anonymus.
I just have to respond. Who, of all who posted a comment here, ACTUALLY read the whole thing… This thing is just one giant buildup for the final sentences of this part XD We have all been Rick Roll’d…
DEAR BIBLEFAGS YOU HAD YOUR GAME CALLED “BLACK AND WHITE”
NOW ITS OUR TURN TO HAVE A GAME WITH EVOLUTION
PLEASE BE TOLERANT OR YOU WILL BURN IN HELL, GOD SAID SO
THANKS
GUESS WHAT, RETARDS? THIS SITE IS TROLLING THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOUR CLUELESS SHEEPLE ASSES AND THE MAKER OF THIS SITE IS LAUGHING HIS MOTHERFUCKING BRAINS OUT YOU DUMB CUNTS.
God you people are RETARDED. HAVE ANY OF YOU MORONS ACTUALLY READ THE SITE? PARTICULARLY THE FIRST PAGE??? ITS A JOKE HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOO. Try reading the damn site before posting your ignorant comments
You are all proving how stupid Americans really are………
/Salute to you Sir.
Well played, well played.
lol oh wow
i didnt read that crap until i saw other posts
fuck you rickrolled
Ahahaha
Touche Mr. Troll. You win internets for today.
I CAN’T BELIEVE PEOPLE STILL DON’T GET IT. HAHAHAHAHA. Gj on the rickroll. 🙂
Wow, just wow. How the fuck aren’t people getting this yet?
I didn’t even know about this site, I’ve been in hopsital for a while, but reading this was brilliant. Nice one, nearly made all the blood and pain worthwhile
If I had a hat, I’d raise it and bow in salute to the grandest Rick Roll in documented history. Bravo!
i’m disappointed, people look at spore this way, it’s just a damn game and for god, you give proof first, then i might consider him existing. it’s just a game people, don’t try to push your views to other people, or we will be getting trouble.
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG YOU MOOFOO
You bastard! You glorious, magnificent bastard! XD
You had us all going there. Beautifully observed and implemented parody!
I award you TEN GOLDEN INTERNETS.
…are you serious? I mean, really serious? Go ahead, protest it, but you should know it’s a VIDEO GAME. Meant for ENTERTAINMENT. Wah, wah, wah, herald the word of God all you will. Just, please, shut the fuck up about it in reference to a game that’s mean for mere entertainment purposes.
you know the rules, and so do i.
You sicken me. Fuck you.
People still don’t get this?
ahaha Poe’s Law! 😀
I just found this site and read every article and some of the comments.
I lol’d so hard!
BREAKING NEWS: Most people believe in evolution.
I am an evangelical Christian, semi-conservative, and I completely believe in literal Biblical 6-day creation. I bought this game. I have no qualms. This game does not promote fiction any more than the Left Behind series does.
As a matter of fact, there is more intelligent design in this game than neo-darwinians would like us to believe in. So CALM DOWN and quit being a person who detracts from the message of Christ by being an obnoxious jerk (i.e. Westboro Baptist Church)
Ha it’s people like you that make me wish the internet would open up and swallow you whole and rape your kids for posting shit like this. Give it up lady. Fuck your god. fuck your god. i say it again. fuck. your. god. he. can. suck. balls. all. night. long.
Well first and foremost i think its pretty funny/ironic that at least 2 of the ads on the side of your website are links to buy the game you hate so much. Second this website is a joke, intentional or not. I mean how can someone be so pathetic that they would waste their time with this kind of crap? Oh shit this video game(in my crazy ignorant mind) challenges my beliefs, so i have to try to destroy it (which is crazy and ignorant). I love Christianity, and its followers who attempt to stifle originality and free thought at every turn. If Christians had it their way we would still have witch trials, the earth would be flat, and the earth would also be at the center of the solar system/universe. I even look at myself as being an ass for wasting my time typing something on this ridiculous website…
you punk!
i am officially pwned by not reading your whole blog entry.
I should be so lucky, lucky lucky lucky.
Wow if you hate the game so much and are against evolution, then DONT GET THE GAME, thats fucking common sense. WHO CARES HONESTLY!? well apparently you, its…just….a…game…
Plus the science behind life makes a hell of a lot more sense than god doing a few things with his hands and POOF! look theres a man! oh and let me throw some animals out there for you to kill and eat. haha kind of makes me giggle.
I am glad I wasn’t taught those beliefs otherwise I would be just like you, my head up so far in my ass and have blinders on from anyone elses opinions and beliefs, and even IF I was taught those beliefs, I would have chosen to NOT follow those beliefs.
The bible and traditional Christianity teach us that a woman’s place is to serve her man, hold her tongue and not waste her time online ranting and raving. Get off the computer and go make dinner – let the men talk about real issues.
Your website is just as insulting to our Lord as this Spore game is.
HONOR HIM, PRAISE HIM
Well played, anon.
Well played.
C’mon!, admin, how can you believe in the bible? Bible ain’t even a metaphore, it’s complete fiction. How can someone be created out of dirt? “God”. How can someone be created out of a rib? “God”. Get a grip on reality. God was created because people didn’t know what happened after death. We want “salvation”! “God”. We don’t want to be burn to ashes by the sun! Let’s go and sacrifice people!
God is the answer to everything for those people that can’t and won’t face reality.
Cowards that hide behind a “greater power”, a “perfect entity”.
Hell, even if God existed, would he want people to be like zombies and crumble before a fucking book?
Can you even imagine how many people did fanatic dickheads like you kill since the beggining of the human history? All in the name of “God”?
RickRoll’d!!! Woman, you’re a genius! It’s funny that people still don’t get it…
Nice work, you really caught me off guard here 🙂
Dammit…. This was all a hoax?
I must post in this hilarious topic. Seriously. Well done.
And people STILL don’t get it. 😀
Ah. This site truly does show just how stupid the internet public is. Although I found it obvious that you were a troll from the beginning, so many people didn’t. And they still don’t.
Now they don’t even bother to read the post they just flame you as fast as possible. But I guess that’s just the internet.
Only after reading some comments here about the RickRoll lyrics and Poe’s Law in your blog did I realize that this was a hoax. You had me duped so great job! And what a great and hilarious way of demonstrating Poe’s Law. Fundamentalism is indeed so insane that you can be as ludicrous as you want and still no one can tell the difference.
Most People Don’t Believe Your Book
DAMNIT! Good job, mate. Now I feel like a dumbass for leaving a serious comment on the video of the creature with the penis. Haha, kudos.
mondkrank:
You read through the comments, yet you still don’t notice the people PROVING this entire site is a troll?
I think I died a little on the inside.
You’re all morons.
Epic troll is fucking epic.
The funniest part about this isnt even the post itself, its the people frothing at the mouth about it that clearly didnt do the very thing they are accusing the OP of (reading and understanding).
Props to you, OP. Damn, I haven’t seen something this funny in years!
I applaud you, on the most elaborate rickroll ever. *bows*
This site is living proof that both fanatic believer idiots as well as fanatic liberal idiots are, well, er, idiots 😀
No-brain, no-humor, literal-everything idiots with zero sense for a real critical perception of reality and just begging to be pointed and laughed at.
Or, in this case, publically humilirickrolled, BIATCH.
You all fail at teh intarwebs.
Man this site is hilarious… it’s like a combination of George Bush with Spore. Ah so damn funny. Keep on spewing your BS man, it’s great.
I’ll let you believe what you want, the least you could do is return the favor.
I understand your beliefs perfectly.
They’re just wrong.
Two words: RICK. ROLLED.
EPIC RICK ROLL, YOU LADY ARE A FUCKING GENIOUS
*slow clap* Well played.
Probably should have used a less easily recognizable copy-pasta, you’d have been able to keep up the farce much longer.
“And God created man, and he saw that man was good, and doesn’t afraid of anything.”
1792 comments later and some people STILL haven’t figured out this is an EPIC RickRoll and a perfect example of Poe’s Law.
It’s hilarious… people are bashing you without even reading this last post. I suppose it’s a sign of the world today, huh?
Excellent hoax, my friend. I tip my hat to you.
It’s people like you that give REAL Christians a bad name.
There is being a good Christian, believing in god, living your life in god’s path, the whole bit.. then there are people like you. People who only read and see what they want to see, not what god intended us to see.
There is something very wrong with people like you. I’d put you on the same level as pedophiles, who truly believe it’s okay to have sex with children.
And no, I am not calling you a pedophile, you are your own special kind of screwed up. You are not a Christian, but you are masquerading as one.
“It’s these teachings that I’ve spent my life learning, believing and becoming, that have made me the woman that I am today”
Wasted live
damn, epic rick roll. u should post a video of rick roll so the idiots that dont read find out how epic of a rick roll they have just been dealt. this is so epic well done. props to you.
If you want me to respect your belifes, then you have to respect my belifes.
and I dont belive in a god, I belive in evolution.
Jesus: Look, dad, some of our lot are denying evolution.
God: Bastards! I spent ages on that.
Wow, nice joke, but a lot of people won’t get it. For teh lulz
When will the hiliarity end?
Oh that’s right.
Poe’s Law is still in effect…
Wow. This is incredibly unlogical, I believe in God but what I believe in varies from the bible. I think the idea that god created the Earth with his hand and most of those bible stories are sheer fantasy and ridiculous. I really believe in a mixture of god and science, but definitely a lot of science. This is just a game, it’s strictly for entertainment there’s no need to take it seriously. I mean I’m only fifteen, so I’m not the most intelligent person but really it’s a game. If you don’t like it, then don’t buy it.
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Bravo, bravo.
I really liked asked to me how much can hate spore, I have it, I like it and I belive in God too, I think evolution is correct and you are so much more than crazy ¬¬
Lemme tell you something:
God doesn’t exist. Too bad you won’t be able to see it for yourself once you die, ’cause you won’t be seeing anything then.
Spore Jesus is offended.
Successful troll is successful
“I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.”
That’s truly sad, and therein lies your ignorance. Your beliefs are not well-reasoned or intelligent. You only have your beliefs because you were raised with them.
If you had grown up in the Middle East, you would be a Muslim, and you would have been raised with the Quran. You would be absolutely sure Mohammed is the true prophet and Christians have it all wrong.
If you had grown up in India you would almost assuredly be a Hindu, and be raised with the Baghavad Gita or other such texts. You would believe in many gods and goddesses.
Religion differs between cultures. Science doesn’t. The evidence for evolution is the same whether you are a Christian, Muslim, Hindu or anything else.
Ok guys, you win. I realized that i was acting like a asshole who has a lot of time and only wants to spend it by generating controversy or writing stupid texts without sense…
cheers
Ned Flanders
I see your point. I was raised Catholic myself, but no longer wish to be considered or affiliated. Of course you have your opinions and beliefs, but so does everyone else, it’s NOT immoral to publish a video game or movie, REGARDLESS of content. We’ve got enough movies agains Judaism, or Black people, anything. Of course, these movies can be considered to be wrong, but the people who made them are just as entitled to their own opinion. The game is based on a founded scientific basis – you don’t have to believe in it, but it’s there, and the game has the right to exist as much as a game which touts creationism. The problem is that you believe your religion and belief systems can’t co-exist, and that all other views must be eradicated – how peaceful and loving is that? Interpreting lines from the Bible for your own need? You’re harming your cause more than anyone else could. What happens when another religion does this to you?
If you don’t like the game, avoid it. It’s that simple. It’s a video game, and it’s going to disappear – it will be advertised, mentioned and played, in much the same way that Christian belief-based games will be. Get used to it.
You are ridicuous!
If you don’t like my game, just avoid buy it, the ERSB ratings are based on the sexual content, violence, gore, etc that the game has, NOT ABOUT THE IDEAS THAT A INSANE PERSON COULD GET FROM THE GAME, seriously the catholic, protestant, jewece, muslim, buddist or whatever comunity decides if buy it or not, but please DON’T TRY TO CHANGE OTHER PEOPLES MIND, haven’t you realized yet that no one cares about what are you saying?? EVERYBODY WHO VISITED THIS PAGE THINKS THAT YOU ARE A FANATIC!
so, please do us a favor and stop writing crap about our game..
Thank you for advertise our game
Will Wright
Guys, it’s a troll. Read it through, dumbasses.
people still aren’t getting it…
the irony of the whole thing is that the second comment of the first post realized it was a joke
congrats again
Retardados
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At first I thought this site was a joke, I’m still not sure if it is or not, but that’s not what this post is about.
I’m surprised by all of those who put so much faith in science, by which they have no idea as to how it works. Many of you may claim that this is how it is, and express it as fact without the hint of an intelligent argument. How many of you have read a scientific journal? Presented at a conference before your scientific peers? Written your own journal articles and shaped science of the day? I would assume very few of you, but I acknowledge that I may be wrong. Do not act as if something is true or false without understanding it or taking it on faith. If exhibiting faith in something is wrong, then we all are wrong. No one can deny this.
The fact is that someone will be right in the end, there is a truth, whether is lie with God or science. And for those that think it is such a bad thing—believing in God, don’t listen, go about your business. But if the day comes that God does arrive, then will justice not be done? I would rather be in the camp that knows him, for I have nothing to lose. If I am believing in a lie, then so be it, I have lost nothing. Is pride so important? Rather, it is what causes strife. If there is a God, then when I die (as we all do), and time passes and I am forgotten (as all of you will be) I will have a God to vouch for me. And if this is fantasy, and God does not show up, then I will be in the same boat as everyone else.
But if I am right, which I sincerely believe that I am, then I have lost nothing and gained everything. That’s a good investment.
aw. man. congratulations! this has got to be the best Rick Roll of the century. wow. u aught to get an award for that. amazing. i am a little bumed out tho, i liked reading ur hopeless rants. it was funny in a pathetic way.but.wow
u r amazing.
It’s written in the bible! That must be how it happened!
lol a most excellent and epic rickroll. Tip of the Hat to you
i could troll this soooo hard, but I’m feeling merciful
wow. instead of actually reading the full post, most of you have made a complete and utter jackass of yourselves. this site is obviously a joke. it is made evident at the end of the blog. everyone who posted and screamed about some possibly haveing religious beliefs is now made to look like a fucking jackass. even if this site were real, you all would still look like retards. you showed the same lack of tolerance you berated the blogger for.
you are, in fact, no better than the supposed blogger.
You are a digrace to are faith rot in hell bitch
your a fucking cunt and I feel bad for you kids they must think your such a loser I hope you get shot by one them to asshole
Interesting Bible quotes you’ve got there. I can play that game too!!!
God condones RAPE! Makes Laws:
“If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.” (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT)
I pray to your God that your daughters get raped. I pray to your God that the guy does not get “caught in the act” so he doesn’t have to pay you any silver and have to marry your skanky daughter. LOL
God directs to Rape Women
“They must be dividing the spoils they took: there must be a damsel or two for each man, Spoils of dyed cloth as Sisera’s spoil, an ornate shawl or two for me in the spoil. ” (Judges 5:30 NAB)
Your God is not worthy of worship.
IT’S A TROLL YOU FUCKING MORONS.
Making a website, hosting it and updating it with fake content: a couple of houndred dollars and hours of work.
Making thousands of people fall for it: very amusing
Watching the ignorance of those replying to this post, not knowing how badly they’ve been rickrolled: PRICELESS!
FUCK I JUST GOT RICK ROLLED
You are a wonderful troll.
Sad thing is, there are people who actually put blind faith in things like this, and are against a fictional game for the reasons presented.
Once again, epic troll is epic.
Sweet Jestus, you people just can’t read, can you? HE FUCKING RICKROLL’D YOU, THEN TOLD YOU NOT TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET!!! Lern2read plz.
How much do you make from these traffic views?
great, thanks pal. Now Ive got that damn song stuck in my head.
Fucking Rick Astley.
And for everyone who is taking this site seriously….. words escape me.
Well played, my friend, well played. You even had a bunch of us over at FSTDT going.
Wouldn’t be surprised if there were actually people espousing this view, though.
Well done!!!!
Ive been reading your website in disbelief for awhile now, and i never actually caught on. Usually im good at spotting these but this one slipped through. You are gifted at satire, thank you for for the laughs.
This is the definition of an Epic Win.
IF YOU STILL THINK THIS BLOG IS SERIOUS, YOU ARE STUPID AND DID NOT READ THE ENTRIES. BUT GO AHEAD AND KEEP GETTING IN A TWIT ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT IS ENTERTAINING TO THE REST OF US WHO SAW THE RICK ASTLEY LYRICS AND KNOW THAT IT IS A JOKE.
You get 10 million points. Redeemable at all places awesomeness is sold.
The Bible has been rewritten thousands of times over. You only know what the council of Nicea has told you. Your Abrahamic religion has been corrupted. Do some research. Your sacred text is flawed. There is no proof to support the claims the Bible makes of Genesis. It is not filled by the word of God, but the word of man. If you truly wish to hear God’s voice, seek it not in a book but in nature itself.
I’ve been so epicly RickRolled I facepalm myself (as a bonus, I facepalm the dumbasses who don’t know how to read up to the last sentence, LOL).
Just gonna put this out there but just because your christian does not give you the right over the world.
There are other religions.
I’m buddhist and i get along with christians very well,
But its the ones like you that are impassable,
To avoid points, and say that your right and then tell people that you’ll pray for them?
Just because your christian and you think that makes you better than everyone else?
I’m sorry,
I’ll meditate for the sake of your karma tonight.
How does that make you feel?
Enjoy
And we all got rickrolled too?
LMFAO
Haha well done, you got me running with everybody else, the worst part is that there is people who are actually like that
This guy is so obviously a fake it hurts.
I love you, troll.
BLARG!!!!!!!!
Thank you for bringing me all this laughter and joy into my life in these last couple days. This sight was hillarious and provided me with all the lego porn i need (lol jk). man reading posts was so fun and i cant believe how many people fell for it. in fact even i fell for it for a bit but then after a while it became quite obvious. reading post were still fun.
well a thumbs up to the mastermind behind this. only question i have now is why?
to the people still posting that dont realized they have been fooled i am having a good lol right now(more like a rotflol).
total face pwnt!!!!!!
LOL! I can;t believe that nobody but me gets this girl…clever…if anyone took the time to read the whole damn post they would understand, but it is clear that none of you fools have…
sorry, to retract: i see a few others get it…but ther are still alot of people who can’t…shine on you crazy diamond!
We all got epically Rick Roll’d… My fucking god… best roll I’ve ever been on, friend 🙂
This is too epic for one single word… Very clever… And look at how many Atheists got pissed! It’s like they’ve been ready for this kind of flaming since Spore was announced…
Greetings my dear humans, i’m feeling so happy to read this woman, i mean she is a TRUE believer, but, my dear please don’t be so intolerant, i gave you free will, so you can believe in me or not and it is okay for me, by the way i love SPORE, those guys made a great game, and its really near to what i’ve done.
well, and this is for all the science comunity, the big bang NEVER happened, i created all this universe, but evolution is REAL, i control some issues, but everything else is chance’s work, and YES, all those things that looks like a pattern, really are patterns, some of the mathematic models are wrong, but it’s okay, keep trying ;D.
now this is for all the peopple who believes in me, i’m real, so you are right, the Hell doesn’t exist, when you die, you die, there is no paradise or such a place, the thing is…is kinda complicated, when you die, your body dies but your “spirit” travels to another realm, like a parallel universe, well some day you are going to understand what im talking about.
well that’s all for now, have a nice life and be good.
PD: i love this “internet” thing, i can talk to so many peopple at once ^.^ yay!!
Hey, idiot.
You and your bible fucking Christian peers are the reason I’m Pagan.
Shut the fuck up and get a life. Seriously.
God’s not real. Say it with me. NOT REAL.
The bible is a work of Fiction that was altered throughout the years.
God is a made up being by our tiny little human minds to keep the peace and world in order, but because of people like you, it only causes anger and abuse.
Don’t think that you’ll go to hell if you don’t believe in something that can’t be proven.
Don’t take away video gaming rights from your son because you’re afraid of a fictional hell.
Evolution CAN be proven. Creationism CANNOT be proven.
If you plan on keeping your thoughts on Christianity after dealing with thousands of correct people knocking your fucking head into the wall, trying to force your insufficient meaningless little thoughts into the garbage where it belongs, I have one more thing to say to you:
Fine, we evolved, and you didn’t. 🙂
Blessed be. <3
what the fucking fuck?!?!?! i got rick rolled!!! xDDD damn it!!! even God can fail xDD
Kids, this is an advice, “allways read the post before start to comment” xD
You Sir, are a Cock munching thunder cunt and deserve to be sodomised by aids ridden lepers. Let’s see your God save you then….
God being the be all and end all of creation – do you really think he’d have made Lesbians? You Tit! However, the Breast and total Eclipse are the only things God created worth talking about here … think about it, the breast, with it’s nipple, it’s hard, succulent nipple and the tempting nobbily ariola. How how I eat children and love goats all because the good lord so ..
Seriously though, Cane and Abel where homosexuals who must have procreated to create the pond scum that you are. Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
Speaking of the old testament , do you think Cane buggered his brother to death before turning his phalice onto his unsuspecting whore of a mother. You know she loved it :o) and then sexually assualted his fathers tonsils.
This girl is the greatest human on earth to day.
SHE IS A GOD ON THE INTERNET.
Any1 can believe in what they want… we can’t all be religious fanatics and ignore the EVOLUTION THEORRY.
U say spore poisons u’r mind, but can u prove the evolution theory is not true, can u prove the bible is the real deal???? No u are just a lonely man whit no power over humanity, u can not make us believe what u want, u can not make us do as u please, and U CAN NOT DENY US ~~~SPORE~~~~
For any that believe Spore is a violent or evil game is only because the one who plays it is evil, SPORE LETS U CHOSE IF U WHANT TO BE A FRIENDLY CIVILIZATION OR AN EVIL ONE….
SPORE DOES NOT POISENS U’R MIND IT ONLY LETS US UNDERSTAND U’R PLACE IN THE GALAXY…
~~~~~~~~~FUCK ANY1 WHO SAID SOPRE IS NOT A GOOD GAME!~~~~~~~~~~
I wanna have your babies.
Actually, the other way around
Cheers on a geniously well handed “pwn”to the interwebz
Hahaha, this is brilliant. I don’t know what is better, the article, or the twits that think it is real.
No better way for you to look stupid, than to not get the joke and spout off at it’s creator.
Playing a game it wont make you believe in the Darwin theory. And less of at it will make you a sinner and get you far away from your God and religion.
If you dont like it, you dont play it. The same goes if you are a responsible father and believe that your children must not play “spore”.
How do people still not get the lyrics in this post. Its a joke you idiots!
A rickroll, how truly epic of you! Best form I’ve seen of it yet…the 1500 idiots who replied to this negatively should be punched in the throat for not even reading it all. Well done sir! This shall go down in internet history. 😀
I’m greatly amused by the number of people who take this seriously. Do you honestly think that responding with a name of God or Jesus to cuss the girl out makes you look witty and clever? No, it makes you look like a complete nitwit. Partly because it shows your lack of originality, but, mostly because it shows your inability to tell that this is obviously a satire. A parody. A joke. A gag. And its quite a well done joke at that. I applaud the amount of effort put into baiting such fools into responses.
As a first point to back up my claims, one would have to be a complete and utter fool to throw such a fit over what “games” are supposedly “teaching” children. I’m sorry, but that is something the parents are suppose to be doing. A part of this persons claim requires that they are a radical religious fanatic who would rather let video games and television educate their children rather than going through the effort of passing on her beliefs themselves. In the amount of money and effort invested into a site such as this, such a person could have, I don’t know, taken their child on a nice trip to the country to show them the beauty of gods creations. But, no, instead, we are expected to believe that because the only means of teaching the child about her beliefs doesn’t teach her beliefs, the only solution to teach said beliefs to said child is to make a website designed to take down a very popular game, when said website will most likely only be read by players of said game (Let us remember, the Internet culture includes a mammoth amount of gamers) who are pasting the link of forums so that others may laugh at the silliness of it all.
Secondly, most of the posts up until this point have been fairly quickly thrown together with items that are exceptionally easy to locate in a matter of minutes. This is actually the first post I can see where a decent amount of effort was put into its creation.
Furthermore, and I want you to go grab your bible for a moment for this one.
Go ahead, I’ll wait.
Got it? Good. Compare the lines of text in your bible to the lines quoted. You will find a number of minor differences in the texts.
Yes, I know, I know, there are about 5 billion and a half versions of the bible out there, but stick with me for a moment. This text (and I had to shift through about 20 different bibles to locate it) matches The New International Standard Version.
Hmm? You couldn’t find your copy? Shame on you. But, here, have a link nonetheless. Read it, It’ll do you some good:
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=1&chapter=1&version=9
You may note that if you Google Bible, and click on the first link, and you get BibleGateway.com This is a really nice little reference tool and it has quite an impressive number of versions on it. More than I cared to count. What does it default to? Why, the The New International Standard Version.
Many families who are deeply into religion tend to pass down their bibles to their children. You will commonly find older versions such as the King James version floating around such families simply because it was the standard for quite some time. Although it is entirely possible that the author of this site had a newer bible (Published as far back as 1978 perhaps) for whatever reason, or perhaps they simply discarded the texts rhey had been taught as a child in favor of the new and improved version, but I also find it likely that they simply went to Google and tried to find an online bible, clicked the first thing they found, and stuck with all the defaults. Presto, instant bible quotes.
Although, one might make faster progress checking out Genesis 8
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%208;&version=31;
You will note the profound absence of a rickrole in the Bible. You will also note that most of those verses simply do not exist.
We all just got trolled and you all just got rickrolled praise this person
Seriously, if you’ve ever even played the game at all, at the end of the game there’s an omnipotent being that claims to have guided evolution. If you think the game’s bad from a religious standpoint, that means you’re an athiest. Congratulations!
Listen, I’m christian. But, I’m not a bible humping fucktard trying to shove my beliefs down people throats and calling genius people Satan. Given, people don’t HAVE to read your blog. However, I can assume that you’re not guilty of bringing Spore up into conversation whenever you walk outside your door.
I thought about writing a thesis on how much of a jerk you are, but I can pretty much sum up your entire existence in one sentence.
YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT THAT SPORE IS A VIDEO GAME.
in case this is a hoax (and as of right now i’m assuming it is): it’s alright, but i’ve seen better pr actions before…
in case there’s actually a person who’s bigot enough to mean all of what is written here: why don’t you just shut up? nobody makes you play this game, does he?
mr or mrs Admin…
would you please be so kindly to put a big sign on this site that this site is a perfect example of poe’s law and that we all have been rick rolled?
And would you please explain what a rickroll is?
A lot of idiots here don’t read a: the bible (if they had read it… they would know for sure that rick astley wasn’t in the bible) b: the comments or c: are to stupid to look up what poe’s law means.
i for one was raised as a christian… and darn, the whole bible has flaws. First i thought that this site was created by a “jesus camp” follower. And my second thougt was “ah darn… another big stupid american who loves god and jesus and doesn’t critisize his own faith…” and then we have been rickrolled. Cheers for the biggest joke you have pulled on us. But wait… it’s get worse. A lot of people here doesn’t get the joke. How stupid is that?
(sorry for the bad spelling)
Hogy lehet/lehetnek valaki/valakik ennyire csőlátású elvakul balfaszok?! Most tényleg ennyire korlátoltak hogy bevagdosnak youtube-ról leszedett, eleve idióták videóit? Szerintetek egy 13 éves gyerek majd “penismonstert” fog csinálni? Ti teljesen hülyék vagytok. Egy.
Kettő.
HA NEM TETSZIK NE JÁTSZÁL VELE!
Három. Amit szintén nem értek. Hogy lehet valaki ennyire szellemileg toprongy? Adott ugye egy játék, amiben egy “sporát” kell “felnevelni”. Civilizációt alakítani és végig kisérni az életét. A Black and White ellen miért nem tiltakozott senki? Ott konkrétan Istent kelett játszani. Ez is csak egy példa arra hogy a földön 1. Az amerikaiak mekkora seggfejek és szellemileg egy marék döglött molylepke szintjén vannak 2. hogy az ilyen elvakult seggfejek mennyire szőrszálhasogatóak.
Elitélni senki nem ítélek el, nekem a játékról az a véleményem (mert én nem csinál fasznyulakat benne) hogy aranyos el lehet vele lenni, én csak kipróbáltam mert más játékok jönnek be, az emberekről akik meg “kritizálják” sincs “semmi bajom”, csak szőrszálhasogatásnak tartom.
És végül.
Leszarom hogy senki nem érti amit mondok. Lusta vagyok mind angolul leírni. Olyannyira hogy meg sem teszem
Viszlát.
Why don’t you make a game where you play as a creature made by God, then? And then one can be punished, be tempted and get this – every creature in this game believes in Creationism!
Oh please, you silly person. Will Wright’s faith in Evolution is just as justified as your belief in Creationism – don’t push your belief and faith against other people by discrediting someone else’s belief, you bigoted hypocrite.
And I was serious about the game, good sir – because no one will care. It’s a ‘game’, not a revolution in human idealogies. Go be a proper Christian.
Ghehe this is the best internet hoax since a while.
“never gonna give you up” ghhehehe
great job
Epic Rickroll.
Hat’s off.
you say science is completely wrong and has no proof but you base everything you know on a BOOK that some random person made when they got board years ago…..2000 years from now some gullible people like you are going to find harry potter and think that we was all wizards and witches..HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE, NO DOUBT THAT YOU A DUMB ASS AMERICAN
Just occured to me that EA and/or Maxis could actually be supporting intelligent design here, with the player playing God. Now, I know intelligent design is one of the most laughable concepts known to man, but evolutionary changes with an explicit purpose, like those of Spore, are what it’s all about. Still, this girl is an absolute idiot. I still can’t decide if this is a joke or not.
Finally: teh Flood wz ere
…i respect your beliefs. but you DARE to say we are ignorant and we ‘dont understand your beliefs’ how about you DO THE SAME? respect and understand the evolutionists point of veiw, respect and understand it from a Gamers point for veiw, how we look at games and their meaning, they arnt there to drive thoughts and beliefs in to peoples brains, they are there for FUN and ENJOYMENT and if you said “oh but evolution is nonsense” then your beyond ignorant, your a walking contradiction and you need silencing.
go die in a fire.
Wow. Done for the “Lulz” I assume, so very well trolled. My hat is definatly off to you. Even better is, that the obvious troll is obvious, but people still don’t understand. Congrats mate, very well done.
I tip my hat to you good sir
you fooled us all.
And there i was thinking that you were really pissed off with spore
congrats on perhaps one of the biggest hoaxes on the internet.
Anyway what are your views on spore anyway?
i was about to wright something in here… but, by reading all other texts, i believe that’s no longer needed…
omg looool great job you rule
How about YOU respect other people’s beliefs. Not everyone believes in your God, and this is a free country where we can believe what we want to. Idiots like you who try and ram your phony religion and idiotic beliefs down everyone’s throats are a joke. If you hate the game, don’t play it. But please, just shut the fuck up.
Oh god, this is beyond classic. This is the reason 4chan etc is alive and going today. The vast number of people (even after reading other peoples comments) STILL BELIVED you to be serious..
well done
you sir deserve some internets for your achievement
Wow, I’m surprised of how many people that doesn’t get the joke 😛 That just proves that people just read the title or the beginning and not the whole article and jumps to conclusion on everything!
Nice one! You all got text-Rick Rolled!
Whaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha roflrofl lmalmaololololololol
PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN TO READ………..IT’S A JOKEBLOG!!!!!!!!
Damn, best rickroll ever. I tip my hat to you, it still gets me that people are still writing like this was real.
Look at all the delicious rage. Hail to the OP.
LoL best rickroll ever.
Go an die in hell! Religion all sucks!
Wow… you guys are so retarded in the fact that you can not SEE that this is all a JOKE, A HOAX, funny ha ha…
Makes me wonder if people even read what is on the internet anymore.
Very good Rickroll sir, very good.
Elaborate troll is elaborate
One of the best rickrolls ever. So subtle :’)
Which Poe’s law, the Christian theoligical which states that aspects of the gospel propogate across sections of society everywhere, or the whole “It might be some Fred-Phelps-esque Christian, or it might be a joke, I’m so fucking confused,” Poe’s law?
If the latter, damn, that was incredible, over 9000 internets to you Sir.
How can you prove God exist with the bible? The bible is a collection of texts written way back. They don’t prove anything. It’s like believing that everything in Harry Potter is true. It’s idiotic and moronic.
so retarded… its a game O.o not a religion….
fuck i didn’t notice that at all xD … I got rick roll’d bad lol
lolololololol can you idiots read? read the whole fucking thing before you decide to make a complete dumbshit of yourself.
I am a christian, but I must say, you are being quite short minded to not actually look into that is being said at the begining of Genesis, he doesn’t say he created them all in 5min, God took his time. like all great creations and art. he took his time with the tools he made.
also when he made man (or when he was happy with how man was turning out) he gave man LIFE. think about it. he gave him spirit(likeness of God).
How can people still be fooled by this? Please, read the comments. This site apparently was a joke and the biblical passage being ‘quoted’ contains a Rickroll. If you don’t know what a Rickroll is, just do a Google search. But please stop trying to reason with someone who was just putting on a practical joke!
The third post found that this was a roll, yet 1904 posts later people still think this is real.
Who ever made this site is an idiot.
The bible has killed more people than this game.
I hope you’re one of them
I’d say that I’ve not seen that clever and quick of a rickroll…since.. yeah. Never. Really a shame that a thousand of these posters don’t read and don’t get it. Truly a shame.
But I raise my Rick Astin Glass to you Good Sir/Mam !!!
Wow your parents should be put in jail for raising you to be like you are today. Just Wow.
Wow, anyone who takes ANYTHING on this site seriously, and not as satire, you are ALL idiots! I can’t believe the number of butthurt people who violently disagree with the “message” of this website.
First, we have (limited) free speech and “religion”, so the author can believe and say whatever they want, whether you agree or not.
Second, you all have been epically trolled. More so because of the reactions. FIGHTING WITH A TROLL ONLY MEANS THEY WIN MORE!
So give it up. (or kill yourselves, as that seems to be the direction you all are going after being so outraged at the author’s words).
wow i feel like an idiot for falling for this rickroll
“And God said: ‘Let there be trolls, and let there be those who just don’t get it, for the trolls shall pwn them, all 1907 of them, and once again shall human stupidity grant many lulz to those chosen few who enjoy toying with it.’
And God saw that it was good, and gleefully decided to spend all eternity fapping on beastforum.net, for that was quite good too.”
Bravo. Your levels of douchebaggery is the kind of thing I aspire to, you’ve truly inspired me.
You are a fucking idiot….
Haha! Awesome job. I knew this thing had the potential, and you’ve realised it brilliantly – as shown by the fact that people are STILL falling for it even though you’ve pretty much admitted it’s a lulz extracting moron bait. My regulatory troll hat is off to you.
this must be a homepage from an american citizien 🙂
please, weak up. not god made the world, its evolution. in my country, we learned the evolution theorie in the junior school and this is the right way, not religion. religion make war, nothing else
Viva Spore y que callen a al gente que no saben ni de que hablan!!
Well played Rick.
Thank you mr cyril for enhancing my point about the awesomeness of this page.
Did you ever think about that children wont care at all when they are playing this game what evolution is all about?? This is what I truly call brainwashing by the church and the bible!! Get a life, and put this website into the nearest trash can!!
Why are most religious people so blind to the fact that evolution is not comparabe to scipture? Scripture is always stating stuff as if it’s The Only Truth, while the evolution THEORY is -tadaaaa- a theory, based on clues that the earth and the universe have provided scientists so far. Why are you so scared of a theory? And why do you care so much what other people believe or not?
DO YOU THINK THESE MESSAGES ARE EVEN DOING ANYTHING?
You know what they’re really doing? They’re making you look horribly bad and they make everyone who isn’t Christian hate Christianity x10 more.
IT’S A FUCKING GAME FFS.
The way you talk is just explaining how obvious of a fairy tale Christianity is.
shit
you best be trollin
But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we were His creation and He then spoke to Noah in Genesis 8:21-27 after the flood.
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
It’s these teachings that I’ve spent my life learning, believing and becoming, that have made me the woman that I am today.
ok never mind…..very funny……
Stupid christian assholes! Jesus fucks his mother!
All you losers… READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH, dumb fucks! Man, are you all stupid
Heh I’m a christian as well and this website got me pretty mad and then I started reading the comments and noticed that last part. You got us all pretty good
So…this is why I left the christian church and turned into an asatru. Ignorance and arrogance. Dumb ppl who have no clue what is rly going on outside of their tiny, little, holy world behind the biblepages.
Its like ppl saying egoshooters make gamers agressive and violent. You could even say TETRIS makes pll throw rocks from highwaybriges or PACMAN makes folks run around in dark rooms, swallow colorfull pills and listen to techno….
This is just STUPID Dude!!
HAIL ODIN!!!!!!
Awesome 😀
You got me. Damnit.
The bible is a crock of shit. It doesn’t talk about evolution because it was written by people who were too ignorant to comprehend evolution. It’s like a fairy tale, in other words NOT TRUE. It frightens me that there are people like you running around in the world, poisoning the air with your misguidance and trying to convert others to your perverse way of thinking. Haven’t you heard? God is dead.
That’s the most awesome hoax I’ve seen in a while, you got a lotta people riled.
Exceedingly funny, though I think the funniest part as the replies 😉
Alright, for those of you who haven’t gotten it yet, it’s a joke, it’s a big, giant joke, get the fuck over it, move on, it’s over, nothing left to see. The guy has trolled you hard. And I’m still laughing at all of you ignorant fucks.
Second of all, to all of the atheists and people spouting ignorant and biggoted shit about Christianity: Christianity is not something that can be scientifically defined, it cannot be defined by the human brain. Trying to explain God, which is an infinite thing, with finite resources, is impossible. God is infinite, God works in his own ways. And not only that, but God see’s everything. We all have our own spiritual experiences in life, but it’s up to us to accept when God finally makes Himself clear to us, whether Satan’s words of “it’s just a coincidence” pulls us away from God. Or if we finally give in and give ourselves to God.
I hope, for every one of you hateful people, that you finally find God, and that it all finally makes sense to you. Because life on Earth is short, but life in Heaven, in Gods house, with Jesus, is eternal.
Damn, Satan strikes a deathblow!
ahahah people are so stupid, they don’t see the joke here! LOL Nice one m8
“Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
I can’t believe people didn’t catch that. Haha.
Oh, Rick…
OMG, you’re crazy… I think religion is here to make us love everything… not to make us angry and attack everything different from us… you’re agressive… you look like sect. I pray for stupid people to finally get brain. Shame on you. Love & Peace.
I must say, great job! I never linked this to the Rick-roll. xD Awesomeness!!
The only reason that you can express your Christian beliefs is due to one of the cornerstones of civilisation; Freedom of expression. Now, you may disagree with the game (forgetting that it is nothing more than art , of course) but you can’t possibly expect society and state to take action against Will Right for doing nothing more than harmlessly expressing himself – just as you are doing now.
On a final note: It is worth remembering that it is not always best to let a two thousand year-old tome drive your life.
Yeah, we respect that you have your beliefs, or maybe not after this, but you don’t have to go shoving that damn information into everyone else’s faces. You think what you’re saying is right, then go around in public shouting right in people’s faces literally. Do you see how crap that is? Well, same goes of this. You taking it too fucking far wit this.
Right, I know what being Rick Roll’d is but… eh.. That was a terrible example of it.
I did enjoy the stupidity of the Religious stuff.
Nice. Just nice.
10/10. Not just for the psuedo-Christian atmosphere, but for the fact that we have so many idiots who can’t pick up on a fake Bible quote.
lol bitches,you all got rickrolled!
Nice work dude, lulz were had
Hey, would you shut up if someone gave you your 15 minutes of fame? Just because you claim to be a jesus freak doesn’t make you better than anyone else. If you think players of Spore are going to hell, then let them go to hell in peace…at least they are getting away from people like YOU!
If you think a game will change your beliefs, then you are weak…so you are pretty much telling the world you suck…
oh yeah, FUCK YOU
Funny
[email protected] everyone who didn’t read the whole post and just skipped to the comments section to rant about their anti-christian ways….Because ANYONE who talks about god deserves to be called a Church Fag!
Just a quick message to everyone who didn’t read the whole article beforec ommenting: Good Fucking Job.
tl;dr: Posting in an epic bread.
You win.
Seriously.
This is one of the best rickrolls I’ve ever seen.
My roommates say I’m going to die for linking it to them.
You know the rules and so do I!
Its ok to want a rational explanation for everything.
I myself am studying towards paleoclimatology, but still believe in witchcraft.
Then again, I don’t believe creationism and evolution to be mutually exclusive, either. Doesn’t mean that both are real, just that I think they can exist side by side.
But to take that want for a rational explanation as far as people demonstrate here? Are you guys serious about reading only the first few lines of a post then passing judgment? You want a rational explanation, yet are not rational enough to make sure you know what you’re shouting at.
this is the stupidest thing ever, you should kill yourself.
I’d rather believe in thousands of scientists than to the chinese-whispers of christianity
The biggest irony is that this site has an advert for SPORE!
nice job bestrickroll yet you barely beat attack of the show
The biggest irony is that people believe in every stupid thing on this site, and ignore the admission that it’s a joke. Man, humanity sucks, doesn’t it.
LOL… I don’t really see how eny people can believe in God. Its retarded… This i seriusly mean:
if u really believe in God, you have to have some sort of disease….. No one with a Iq over 90 or being forced to believe in God exist(I hope)…. LOL
I don’t see how you dare to say that God exists…. You don’t got any proof at all!…LOL
Spore is a game to be God, yes God… Its a game for a creative person, such as u self(BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IN GOD and say all this stupid things….)….
If you can bring me one proof that i also see is right… I will personal devote my life to stop this game, and give away all my things too the poorest….. BUT THAT IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN, BECAUSE GOD DON’T EXISTS… well I don’t know that he dont exists, just 99,999 % sure….
You seriously sounds like Ned Flanders(from the Simpson…)…
Even if God exists, he do not do anything about it… or anything… LOL
My advice: GET A JOB…..
Best rickroll ever
Dear god that was a good joke. Can’t believe people are still buying it though. Even featured on Screwattack.com.
Indeed, God is a fan of Rick Astley:
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
Noobs are RAGED because they got rickrolled. You are a great troll.
Received a link to this site from my brother who suspected it was a troll but wasn’t sure… must say, you did an excellent job. 😀 Way to bite your thumb at all those who tl;dr!
Ya’know, I am in favor of everyone having their own religious beliefs, but I am sick and tired of people trying to force said beliefs on others, or people trying to make the world “better” in according to their religious beliefs. To take anything from the bible over science as fact, i think is a rather ignorant thing, seeing as i have I have seen contradictions to the bible.
Take the story of Adam and Eve for instance: In the story, it says that god had only created those 2, not anyone else. Eve was created by a rib from Adam, so what does that make her to him? and an even bigger question, if god needed a rib to create Eve, whad did he use to create Adam? The story goes on to say that they had only had 2 children, sons as a matter of fact: Kain, and Able. not only was there the problem of these being the only 4 people on Earth, but of the 4, all being of the same family, there was only 1 woman. Where did the rest of us come from?
Those who study the bible, and follow the teachings of Christ seem to think that homosexuality is a sin, where in the bible does it say such a thing? I know people who have studied the bible in and out (both the old and new testiment) and they have not seen such a thing, they did though see a passage against masterbation, “Thou shal not let thy seed touch the ground”.
Live and let die antispore!
You can go on with your strange and ignorant religion and we will go on with our great game =)
thanks
And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.
This is the best rickroll I’ve seen in ages.
You – 1
Idiots – 0
*Laughs really, really hard*
This is epic. Best Rick Rolling Troll ever! 😀
But the funniest bit is that people -still- don’t get it!
*Laughs some more*
I like how people only read the first half of things, assume the last to be the same, then judge for it’s content when they never really read all of it in the first place.
Well done, sir or madam. Well done indeed.
Nothing to say that hasnt been said, I simply came for my “I was at the great Spore rickroll and all I got was this lousy shirt” t-shirt.
Игра очень хорошая и грамотная. Спасибо ЕА за добротные и качественные игрушки (почти все), Папе римскому, Иосифу 2, Мне, Дарвину. Народ, ненужно обзывать этого парня (который создал сайт), не нужно материться и ругаться. Парень делал сайт для себя. Ненравится проходим мимо. Я тоже думаю что ему нужно убиться ап стену, но я не хочу ругать этого долбоящера, с его ебанной теорией. Пусть живет как хочет, единственное что я могу добавить по этому поводу СУКА ТЫ ДОЛБОЕБ, УБЕЙ СЕБЯ СПАСИПИ ПЛАНЕТУ, А В МЕСТО ЭТОГО СРАНОГО САЙТА СДЕЛАЙ ПОРНУХУ ИЛИ ВИДЕО ВЫЛОЖИ!!!! ДАУН ЕБАНЫЙ!
С Уважением Иван.
This proves that people do not read. Check your reading comprehension my friends.
Did you ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe, God made it possible for us as a world to evolve and adapt to our situations without his utterances as when the world was first created?
Humans have no need for appendixes (digesting plants I believe) and yet we still have them, but eventually, won’t we need to evolve them away?
I want to buy this game, so does it make me any less of a God-believer than you are?
I think not.
oh my god dude that was the most well done joke I have ever seen. dude I congratulate you on being epic
This is awesome beyond words. xD
I will not go into detail how about I think your views are stupid and flawed… despite the fact that it is VERY tempting.
Spore is a video game… pretend, make believe. It has tremendous achievement in user interface and graphics. What kind of a sad life do you live that you start a crusade against a game? Seriously… pathetic.
And as far as understanding your beliefs, I am pretty familiar with them. I was born and raised in a “God-fearing Christian household” that luckily I have been able to seperate myself from. Hopefully your son can do the same thing one day…
LOL
NICE JOB FORCING YOUR RELIGION ON THE WORLD LOL
FUCKING NUB
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
This is the most fun I’ve had at being rick rolled!!! I love the amount of people who don’t read the entire post before replying.
You sir, have won an internet. Use it wisely. :oD
First of all .. SPORE IS OVERRATED , ITS LIKE MASTER OF ORIONII , FIRST 4 HOURS YOU CHOOSE WHAT SKILLS YOUR SPECIES WILL HAVE AND THEN YOUR GOING TO PLAY A MASTER OF ORION II/FREELANCER GAME.
Second.. its quite funny all.. tobad some people are actually like that ..
Wow, people still believe this a real.
IT’S JUST ONE BIG JOKE. ITS A RICK-ROLL. READ THROUGH THE ENTIRE POST
THIS IS A TROLL
FUCKING READ THE ENTIRE THING
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YOU IDIOTS
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Hahahahahaha. Dude, you rick rolled the entire internet. Kudos.
To the people who are latched on to the 4/5’s of his thread, the bible talk.. it’s a joke… research “rick rolled” on google if you don’t understand what this website is about.
It’s a joke, a funny, you’re suppose to slap your forehead now and go “doh!”
Seriously, fuckin kudos man.
You’re a woman, this explains everything.
Congratulations. You win at the internet. Hats off to you good sir.
Dammit!
That is hands down the best Rick-rolling I have ever received!
I take my hat off to you.
Wow. That is an epic Rickroll. It’s too bad a bunch of the people don’t get it.
I refute all your claims. Visit my website for details.
I think you just won, [email protected] newfags that don’t get it…
LOL Good one! You seriously had me.
Lol @ the people who didn’t look closely enough at this post and still think it’s real.
The only thing I like from your religion is that is disapearing….
You don’t like it, you don’t buy it. Simple?
i won’t waste my money to a bible, and you won’t waste your money to PC-game.
..btw bible has killed more ppl than any game.
Nothing in religion is based on facts, that you could actually see, touch, smell or taste,
So basicly you are insane.
Spore Rocks It beats even GOD
The only thing I like from your religion is that is disapearing….
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He is Right
Guys, we can’t blame those who didn’t get the joke.
Not many people would have heard of the song “Never gonna give you up.”, Rick Astley, or the meaning of been “Rick Rolled”.
Haha, nice flame bait. Got some lulz here.
epic rickroll
If this site is actually serious, and not an EA PR stunt designed to inspire debate and raise the profile of Spore even more, then I have the following to say:
Why is it that creationists are so offended by alternate (and some would argue, more logical, sensible and correct) beliefs?
If one person is allowed to believe in creationism, then why isn’t someone else allowed to believe in evolution?
To the person who created this blog, I ask, what is it about a game based on evolution that upsets you so much? Are you worried that it’s influencing people? And if so, did Spore manage to change your mind from creationism to evolution? No, of course not, so why assume it’s going to have the same effect on anyone else?
This whole site represents the sort of fearful desire to repress free thought and the quest for understanding that makes me so suspicious of religions in the first place.
I’ll tell you something about this game,
I bought it last thursday and my life changed from that day on
I installed it right away and created my creature
it was fun, nothing special yet, playing around with it
watching it grow I grew tired of it and let it fend for itself
then these spore fanatics came to my door
they threatened me and told me to take care of my creature
I don’t know what got into them, its only a game right?
well I decided to quit the game, but everybody was hooked up by it
They began acting hostile towards me when I tried to take it away from them
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they’re prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don’t think so
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said ‘FRESH’ and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Love this, how you’ve managed to make these morons believe you’re against the game.
Hilarious.
Rickrolled bitches.
Just reminds me…… funny. I´m schizophrenic, and everybody worships me.
Religion Rules.
Anon does not forgive.
Any creationists out there, a quote from David Attenborough himself;
“My response is that when Creationists talk about God creating every individual species as a separate act, they always instance hummingbirds, or orchids, sunflowers and beautiful things. But I tend to think instead of a parasitic worm that is boring through the eye of a boy sitting on the bank of a river in West Africa that’s going to make him blind.”
never gonna give you up…, never gonna…
Hahaha come on guys who are still trying to blam the author, are you all seriously idiots?
Here you are all posting pretty much wannabe intellectual what-not, being all up on your atheistic high horse, and you don’t realise you just got rickrolled in the most hilarious way possible. d=
Do you guys seriously think the bible would go:
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”?
This fucking makes me laugh so hard ahahaha. GG man, GG. I applaud you.
I…. LOVE YOU.
that was the best thing I ever seen on the internet, it really gave you some work 8D
And it’s also pretty clear that 80% of the fags that post here don’t read your text at all or simply never read the bible lol
Great hoax…
And it is very very interesting to see reactions there. From the other side of the Atlantic, we are sometimes scarde by the deep (too deep) medling of religion in civil and political affairs, not even talking about science. Nice to see there are enlinghten people in the USA still.
Do not screw up your next presidential election though … or we’ll all suffer the price
Nice work… There are really people out there that take you serious 🙂
I just got rickrolled by a crazy persons site.
Terrific 😛
Can’t Evolution be the answer to “How” and not “Why”?
And remember what Jesus said, when the apostles tried to jam scripture down his throat; “My Kingdom is not of this World”.
Live and let live. Religion and games should not mix.
Brilliant! Great baiting that caught so many hook, line and sinker. :)))))
And the Lord decreed that Stock, Aitken and Waterman shall write passages for the Bible. LOL.
THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME that you just lost
EVERYONE ; SOTOP BEING AN ASS AND REALIZE THAT THIS IS A JOKE.
GO TO “THE REAL ABOUT PAGE” AND READ THAT THIS HAS BEEN A JOKE ALL THE TIME.
FUCKING MORRONS
I just want to say, you are a genius, pure and simple. This website is a work of art, I’m in total awe of what you’ve managed to do.
It’s a book. A book. The bible is a book.
Pretend for a moment it’s fiction. Just pretend.
Now, do you have anything to back up any kind of argument that your lord exists? Hm?
Very very very nice!!! I almost fell out of my chair laughing! Especially the reactions people give!! Pure genius, well played 😀
Ha ha ha wow, can’t you religious types find a new way to twist this old saying?
While how things came into existence is still a bit of a mystery that will not be understood until we can travel through time. I find the general lack of evidence that religion brings to be much harder to believe than evolution. Plus could you please explain to me why there are so many different kinds of people out there? In the beginning god created two people, just two. So it stands to reason there should only be one kind of human. Yet there is more than one kind of human. Please use the book to explain to me why there is more than one kind of human. It has been a while since I last read it.
Finally, guess what it is a book. Back in the day, when this book came into existence. People were dumb and easily distracted by their need for survival. So then came the question of how to make people read the book. So the powers that be had to spice up the book with a little fiction. The problem with that is that one drop of fiction will delude the fact that is in there. Plus this book is several thousand years old. Languages change in time, so in reality the book’s original meaning was lost to translation error.
Moral of the story, yes I guess the ball is still out on evolution. But it is far easier to believe something, on faith, that I can see working over believing something on faith that people tell me to believe. It is really funny reading all of this blog. You are spreading fear and hatred and intolerance of your fellow man. Doesn’t that mean that you are going to hell?
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God is more fictional than a Spore creature’s.
LoL
When you see it, you’ll shit bricks.
Gah!
DAMN YOU RICK ASTLEY.
Mr. Flibble is very cross for being rickrolled. Very cross indeed.
It always amazes me how many times this God orders the killing of innocent people even after the Ten Commandments said “Thou shall not kill”. For example, God kills 70,000 innocent people because David ordered a census of the people (1 Chronicles 21). God also orders the destruction of 60 cities so that the Israelites can live there. He orders the killing of all the men, women, and children of each city, and the looting of all of value (Deuteronomy 3). He orders another attack and the killing of “all the living creatures of the city: men and women, young, and old, as well as oxen sheep, and asses” (Joshua 6). In Judges 21, He orders the murder of all the people of Jabesh-gilead, except for the virgin girls who were taken to be forcibly raped and married. When they wanted more virgins, God told them to hide alongside the road and when they saw a girl they liked, kidnap her and forcibly rape her and make her your wife! Just about every other page in the Old Testament has God killing somebody! In 2 Kings 10:18-27, God orders the murder of all the worshipers of a different god in their very own church! In total God kills 371,186 people directly and orders another 1,862,265 people murdered.
The God of the Bible also allows slavery, including selling your own daughter as a sex slave (Exodus 21:1-11), child abuse (Judges 11:29-40 and Isaiah 13:16), and bashing babies against rocks (Hosea 13:16 & Psalms 137:9).
This type of criminal behavior should shock any moral person. Murder, rape, pillage, plunder, slavery, and child abuse can not be justified by saying that some god says it’s OK. If more people would actually sit down and read the Bible there would be a lot more atheists like myself.
Jesus also promoted the idea that all men should castrate themselves to go to heaven: “For there are eunuchs, that were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs by men: and there are eunuchs, that made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.” (Matthew 19:12 ASV) I don’t know why anyone would follow the teachings of someone who literally tells all men to cut off their privates.
The God of the Bible also was a big fan of ritual human sacrifice and animal sacrifice.
And just in case you are thinking that the evil and immoral laws of the Old Testament are no longer in effect, perhaps you should read where Jesus makes it perfectly clear: “It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid.” (Luke 16:17 NAB) There are many more quotes on this topic at my “Do Not Ignore the Old Testament” web page.
I know that most Christians believe that God is a good and loving god, and wants people to do good things. I believe that most people want to do good things and behave morally. I also believe that many Christians haven’t really read the Bible, or just read certain passages in church. This is understandable, as the Bible is hard to read due to its archaic language and obscure references. Also many priests and preachers don’t like to read certain passages in the Bible because they present a message of hate not love.
http://www.evilbible.com/ 😀
Get ready to eat, because you have been served
I think a majority of you must have failed reading comprehension.
It’s a fucking JOKE, you MORONS. Read the BIBLE VERSES.
Jesus Christ.
Hats off to the perpetrators, this was hilarious. And it’s even funnier that the majority of people here aren’t intelligent enough to realize they’ve been trolled. I bet there’s gonna be another funny ranting comment even AFTER this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
For those who don’t get the joke, here. You’ll get it then.
MASSIVE PWNAGE.
A+++, would facepalm again.
You are making me laugh. Just keep on paying to the church, what do they need the money for anyway? You should be happy without money right? Why does the church want money for then? They got free volunteers to do the jobs. Your just being spaced out just like in spore. There you will find the thruth. Not in a money collecting riddle church.
Okay, so you were raised to believe demonstrably false things. You’re not special in that regard. What makes you special is that you think everyone else should live a bigoted and ignorant life just like yours. Please, leave the rest of us alone and continue to increase knowledge in the world, and you can go back to playing in a cave.
Spore is a good Game and should not in connection with religon be brought.
“I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.”
Keyword: Raised.
Who’s been brainwashed again?
Why don’t you people (i.e. religious) try not to push your imaginary friends on your kids?
Give them a chance to grow up and then create their own opinion about such things. Seriously: if I told my kid every day of his life that there were little purple demons bumfucking him while he was asleep, and his crap was their sperm, don’t you think he would believe that crazy shit?
Stop fucking up your kids, let them have a mind of their own.
And how the fuck can you not see a pattern in religion fucking up our progress of life?
Religion was invented by primates living in caves (whom you claim not to exist, despite obvious evidence) for explaining shit that was just unexplainable by that time, such things as stars, the sun and the moon, and how we came to be here at all.
Jump forward a couple of million years and you get religious control.
Single individuals were able to control whole societies by claiming that some higher being has spoken to them, and they are conveying their will to the people.
And that crap worked for a while, until people started figuring shit out.
Suddenly some guy comes along and says that the earth isn’t flat, but spherical, and the universe doesn’t revolve around us. And people starts thinking “Hey, that makes sense”, but in comes the church yelling “HEATHEN! BURN HIM!”.
And that’s pretty much the story up until 200 years ago.
You know what happened then?
People said “fuck the church, I wanna listen to what this guy is saying”, and started thinking on their own, and voíla! Inventions and revelations starts to rain over the people!
The human race was making more progress than what had been done the last 2000 years! And today we live in a society that makes groundbreaking discovery every day, and where the church has no political power whatsoever.
And now you come tripping along, some asshat who even admits that he was told what to think since he was born, and starts repressing us by telling us not to play Spore?
Excuse me for not listening to a shit you say.
Dear Ms. Anti-Spore Lady,
I think I love you.
Good sir or madam,
You have officially won the game.
Ha! People still don’t get it. Wake the fuck up people. You’ve been Rick Roll’d.
People are amazingly stupid and ignorant. It’s even up on wiki now.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolling#Antispore
It’s just a game get a life! Seriously. Your wasting your time on a game when you could be trying to spread better ideas like helping homeless people or people in 3rd world countries. You sir are an idiot.
Anyone still posting rants about Christianity after THIS long seriously needs their internet privileges revoked. Also breathing.
LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHA
awesome, the best part, stated once before, is that people dont get, that this site, is a satirical site,
ya’ll got rick-rolled. biznatch.
Dear Gods (note plural) I nearly coughed my lungs out from laughing when reading this. It’s extremely well done. Seriously, it is probably the best internet hoax I’ve seen in a very, very long time. What gave it away was not the self-righteous, sanctimonious pile of garbage, so befitting the most archetypal biblethumper, that takes up most of the post. What really got me laughing my backside to pieces was the Rick Astley song that the Christian God allegedly had inserted into the Bible.
Two thumbs up. This is absolutely brilliant. If this gets people riled up, it’s either because they don’t actually read the whole thing or because THEY are so biased they can’t see a good joke when it’s hitting them in the face.
Outstanding, outstanding…
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this is the funiest thing ever thank you thank you :p
Regardz
the informed/corrupted youth
Dear god, many people still don’t get it. This is one of the most elaborate rick rolls in the history of rick rolls.
I give you major props. I didn’t catch it at first, but bravo. Bravo indeed. (begins clapping montage).
you sound more like a fucking muslim, then a Christian stupid bitch, like in the muhhamed crysis, it would be wrong to be angry about the darwings, and so is this!
This is the most epic trolling I have ever seen. My hat goes off to you, good madam(or sir). Also, I laugh heartily at all the morons still giving out about this.
CUNT
Seriously. You are a moron. ‘Nuff said. I’m a Christian, and I love the game. You don’t need to believe in a game to play it. 😐 Moron.
Man, I wish this place had the ability to respond directly to others’ comments.
Then I could smack them upside the head without them not knowing it. :B
a big LOL to “Not an ignorant piss-ant” who just showed how ignorant he is with his last post. ITS A JOKE PEOPLE THIS SITE IS A JOKE U ARE RETARTED IF U ARE STILL POSTING REPLIES YOU GOT FUCKING RICKROLLED!
you are a fucking son o´a bitch
that don´t understand that your so called GOD (Great Ortopedic Dildo)
is just a lie for the peaple without brain so please stop talking all this SHIT!
AND PUT A DILDO IN YOUR &%/$%&
He’s not actually rick-rolling you people. I just plagerized the bible for my hit single.
What, Spore is against Christ? Isn’t it the ultimate creationism game?
I have been sickened by what I am reading on this site. And not by spore, but by you. It just got worse and worse as I read on, and when I read that thing you posted about homosexuals, all pity I had for you was lost. You are ignorant of others beliefs, and seem to think we are still in the dark ages. There is such a thing as free speech. I am a christian and love the idea of this game. You however, seem to ignore the possiblity that you are wrong. I do not believe I am wrong about gods existance, nut ignoring the possibility that maybe some old book is not 100% accurate is shocking to see in such a modern society. Perhaps you will one day understand what great an achievement spore is.
Holy crap, I think Ive just been rick rolld XDDDDDD
this website is the biggest joke since George Bush’s political campaign
evolution is a fact you fat ugly bitch fuck whore shit face butt dumpling! i mean we may have not have evolved from monkeys and shit but u can clearly see that over time humans have changed. i hope your grandmother gets slapped by the devil!
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Oh man, people still hasn’t reallized it was a joke!
I’m amazed at the amount of morons who missed this:
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
This was the greatest Rick Roll I’ve ever seen.
Hi guys, Jesus here, just dropped by to tell you all that The Bible is a joke, me and dad were just having some fun with you all. We didn’t think humans would be so gullible but you proved us wrong, dad wants to keep the joke running but I think it’s been a little over-done now.
By the way, I played Spore and it wasn’t my cup of tea, it’s missing a certain je ne sais quoi, CoD4 is more to my tastes
Jesus here again to say well done for Rick Rolling the saviour of mankind, I didn’t see that one coming, I didn’t bother reading the Bible quote originally because to be honest I think the Bible has been played out.
Peace out guys
Remember to donate to your local church
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God”
–Epicurius–
You need to give up the crutch that is “god”, I pity you.
Explain to me how the bible is proven fact.
Do it; I’m not kidding.
BEST. TROLL. EVER.
Seriously, over 2,000 people fooled into replying. Almost had me until the end there, but I guess not everyone can read a whole damn page of words before raging.
I get rick rolled every where I go. This was most pleasing.
First off, tl;dr.
So you’re bashing the game that took EA 7 YEARS to make and create. Seriously, who the FUCK do you think you are? Just because this shows the path of evolutionism, you think you have the right to bash it down and be the rebel.
But let me tell you, FUCK OFF. Believe your own beliefs. Just stay the FUCK away from Spore, OKAY? This is one of the greatest games of all time.
Jesus Christ… you Christians try WAY too hard.
were you serious, i would give the following 2 arguments:
A) nowhere in the bible does it specifically say that god did not set up life with the ability to evolve. if i were creating a universe, this would save me much work, and provide interesting random changes
B) Jesus also said words to the effect of (i’m not going to look these up, i’m too lazy) 1) everybody sins and 2) no sin is any better than another, so that means that because you think your neighbors wife is pretty, you’re equally evil as someone like Frau Adolf Hitler or *gasp* a homosexual.
still, applause to you
I lol’d at this site. I lol’d at the pathetic pro-creationist posts. And now im ROFLing irl after this post. Good job sir, you rickroll’d the interwebs.
Those who still don’t get it are misled. I will pray for them tonight 😀
ATTENTION TO ALL RETARDS: THIS PAGE IS A JOKE. READ THE FUCKING BIBLE QUOTES:
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up.
22. “Never gonna let you down.”
23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.”
24. “Never gonna make you cry.”
25. “Never gonna say goodbye.”
26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”
27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
NOW GO AND GOOGLE RICKROLL AND POE’S LAW AND REALIZE YOU’VE ALL BEEN FUCKING TROLLED.
AND FOR ALL THAT’S GOOD AND HOLY: SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.
This has been a Public Service Announcement from your not friend, Anonymous.
Seriously. You’re making a huge deal out of nothing. SPORE is simply a genre where you can build stuff. (creatures, buildings, tribes, civs) There is NO IMPLICATION that God exists or does not exist. IF ANYTHING, it implies that God does exist. Issues you have raised I will now throw to the ground
1) I’m Catholic. We believe that God made everything in an incredibly elegant way. (Intelligent design.) You have stated that God never made anything that was imperfect, that God never EVER would make species die out. HOWEVER, if everything in the world were perfect then Heaven would need not exist. Only one thing could be perfect in the Universe and that is God.
2) There are alien races who believe in a different god than you do (In this case, called Spode.) a) How do you know that this is not some other form of the God you believe in? b) There are people out there IN THIS WORLD who believe different things than you do. GET OVER IT.
3) Evolution is a plot device in this game. SO? Evolution, and the rest of Science in general, DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH CHRISTIANITY. The Jews do not take the Genesis story as a historical account. It’s a STORY to tell a LESSON, much like Jesus’ parables, that was passed on from person to person for HUNDREDS OF YEARS before it was written. It ALSO says in Genesis, IN THAT SAME CHAPTER that the Sun goes around the Earth. Do you believe this too?
4) I quote you. “So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science.” If you knew anything about this subject, you would know that science is simply the observation of natural phenomena. Science does not “create” anything. Science CAN BE APPLIED to the creation of the Earth. If anything, a good definition of Science for the monotheist is that “Science is the study of the way God’s created universe tends to behave.”
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Basically, the point I’m beating to the ground is that, although God COULD create the whole Universe by pointing his finger and saying “Poof! It is created and it is good!” He instead chose to, rather elegantly, create a dense football sized lump of matter with every particle placed exactly right. Then He created forces that the particles would behave. Large numbers of particles would be pulled together (gravity.) Charges would attract and repel (electromagnetism.) He created Science, and Science did His will. the lump exploded and made the things God wanted. The particles danced the dance He choreographed. He spoke and the Universe obeyed. Every now and then, God commanded some of them to do strange things. He told them to become Life. He told them to multiply. He told the atoms of Carbon and Hydrogen to form together, and give rise to what we call Thought. He is responsible. God is the creator, and Science is his tool.
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5) Besides, Spore has FAR WORSE issues. SecuROM is the biggest one. If you REALLY want Spore to be hurt, attack THAT issue.
people seem to be too impatient to read everything that you have written…. too bad they didnt, they wouldve been in for a good ROFL.
When you’re quite done making the rest of us Christians look like retards, go and stick your foot in a bacon slicer. Thanks.
Well played, my friend, well played.
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Keep up the good work with your blog!
Those believers! Church is dangerous! viva la vie!
Guys, read the post (and just a selection of the comments) before you reply please. You’ve been played royally! Nice hoax, guys 🙂
i would just like to start by saying that i think it is great that you believe so strongly in god, i however think it is not so great that you are so strongly against people who dont, will wright hasn’t called you evil for believing what you believe, why should he be considered evil for believing in science? i also believe that the bible should be used as a guide for christianity and not taken literally. it is a set of stories to explain god to people who lived in a very primitive and superstitious time. taking the bible literally can also be a very dangerous. for example, how old are you, were you in school prior to 1992? did they teach you about the solar system and the planets? did you believe them? if you did you were at that time considered a heretic, because until that time the findings of Galileo that the earth was in fact part of a system of planets orbiting the sun was considered heretical. the mere fact that galileo “discovered” this in 1610 when the greeks, romans, egyptians, and many other ancient societies knew about the solar system is an example of how much damage fanatical religion has caused to the world. imagine how advanced society could be right now if scientists 400 years ago wernt just rediscovering things that were taken for granted as being fact 2500 years ago.
prehaps you should investigate the scientific theorys that you fear so strongly. it is a fear of the unknown that you posess, it is much like a fear of the dark, all you need to do is turn on the light and you will see that the corridor you though was full of monsters is in fact empty.
sorry if ive gone on a bit i just think that people can believe whatever they want as long as they realise that other people have different views and that this doesnt make them evil.
prehaps you are the “evil” one as you believe his views should be eredicated.
also if god is perfect and we were created in his image why arent we perfect?
and if the bible says that the earth is at the absolute maximum 10000 years old then what about societies that havent been dated using scientific techniques but simply though what they wrote?
one more thing before i go on the dangers of direct interpreation, have you read the bible? if so i suppose it was in english? this is thanks to a heretic by the name of John Wycliffe who lived in 14th century england, he was branded a heretic and eventually killed because he wrote the bible in english, therefore your knowledge of the bible comes from the teachings of a heretic.
just think about this before branding others as evil for their beliefs.
a man was imprisoned for saying there is a solar system, anther was killed for simply letting everyday folk read the bible, maybe someday evolution will be an accepted part of curch belief.
maybe in jesus’ next coming he will explain things more complexly because we are now more advanced and can comprehend god and evolution in the same thought.
woah man, stop crying like a litte child and open your eyes for the real world!
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Learn. To. Read.
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
I want that t-shirt now.
by the way, i would keep the above comment there so that people would stop posting stupidly and blindly.
You think the flood of Noah ist the proof how the earth changed?
I have two quiestions concerning the bible.
If Kain and Abel were the only childs of Adam and Eva, did they fuck their mother?
If Noah and his family were the only ones on the arche, are we all childs of incest?
Oh girl. if the dog wouldn’t have been faster than me I would be your father …..
you are a bastard demon bitch, u know that?
Who’s sayin the author of the bible wasn’t fakin it?
Maybe the author was the J.K.Rowling of his time?
Maybe it’s a childrens book like today kids read Spiderman and Comic-books?
Don’t go sayin Christianity is the only thing. You can, but on one condition,…
Give me proof the Genesis exists.
Then you can rip on anything you want for all I care…
People like you killed tens and tortured thousands, just for believing that earth revolved around the sun. People like you have lost their credibility hundreds of years ago.
great joke
Bravo.
you are making some major mistakes….
>So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science.
science doesn’t make anything – science is trying to find out how the world works.
and it doesn’t say anything about WHO made the rules. so who decided that water has to freeze at 0° celsius? not science… science only found out THAT it is so and what happens when water turns to ice.
>So it’s clear that Earth was made by God…
it (in fact) is clear that this is a believe in an ancient oriental story. relying on that you could even say that quezalquatl the mayan-god is the only true god as it is claimed in the ancient maya-stories.
plus why don’t you sell your daughter into slavery or throw the stones at some non-believing neighbours as it is told you in the bible? don’t you believe in those commandments?
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so – science doesn’t tell you who made all of this, it just tells you how some of those things work – and so shows us how great the whole creation is.
some great scientists said that knowing how things work made them greater believers then ever before….
Wow. Whoever you are, you are a god among men. THis is the greatest rick roll I have ever seen.
And look at how many fools you duped. Fantastically epic in every since of the word. Please, reveal yourself so that we might build idols in your image.
But seriously. Way to go dude.
ha!
just read your endquote.. 😉
You’ve all been rickrolled….
You would have realised if you read the blog
I bet you feel silly now.
Oh and to add to it.
The site owner is making money off your ignorance through adsense.
I take my hat off to you site owner. Well played.
Shit. Rickrolled.
Nice!
At first time I really though that it’s from religious fanatics … (((:
27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.” .. (((:
Excellent.
Will be same ad for Diablo3 ?? ((:
Omg you dick head
you should go hang yourself for making this website,
God is fake… and so is your moms tits
wat a nob i hope u died after your kinds do.
SPORE IS THE BEST
SPORE RULEs
God Is A joke
[…] notedthat there was some suspicion that the over-the-top blog was a hoax. And so it was. In today’s entrythe author starts out with a lengthy diatribe on her religious views: I think part of the problem […]
Now, if you think WE are wrong by believing on Evolutionary Theory, I think you must reconsider that, just like this church did: http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24345772-5016574,00.html
Think a little bit: If we are all the same, why do coloured people exist? Because they needed some protection for the extreme heat encountered over Africa. Why do Asian people have tiny eyes and we don’t? Because the wind there… All of this means one thing: evolution…
Think a little bit
Dudes….you have pulled such a great one on the community. This is one of the most awesome sites i’ve found of late.
What a compliment to such an awesome game.
Am I the only one worried over the moral system that God, my father, operates according to? Let’s all quote together:
““I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the earth–men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air–for I am grieved that I have made them.”””
Soooo… God regret having made mortals, so he then proceeds to commit a world-covering water-holocaust that nobody can escape from. That certainly is overkill. Don’t these morals in question get to have a saying in this? Nope, obviously not.
I know, I know… I’m feeding the troll here, but hey! It provides for lots and lots of drama and lulz. Besides, this horse died at least hundred years ago, so it’s not a discussion worth taking seriously anyway. Yay for me!
Heh, 10 out of 10 – best RickRoll EVER!
Fuckin awesome!
For goodness sake, when will people realise what this really is and stop making fools of themselves. THIS IS A RICK ROLL, read the whole thing before jumping to conclusions.
No no, we understand your position perfectly:
You’re an idiot.
Evolution happens. Not “happened”, it is continuing to happen, it has been observed:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/04/080421-lizard-evolution.html
http://www.newscientist.com/channel/life/dn14094-bacteria-make-major-evolutionary-shift-in-the-lab.html
http://scienceblogs.com/loom/2008/06/02/a_new_step_in_evolution.php
Bacteria evolve constantly, which makes the body’s immunity from previous infections no longer work, and allows people to contract the mutated versions of the same disease, such as influenza, every few years.
You display ignorance by using terms incorrectly, for example claiming the scientific definition of “theory” means “it’s just a guess” (that would be the hypothesis, not theory).
You display further ignorance about your own source material, citing the Bible as claiming seven days for creation when the Bible cites six days, the seventh day was resting. You fail to take into consideration that the Bible, even if it WERE God’s words, are God’s words as interpreted by man. Otherwise, there would be no inconsistencies in different translations, etc.
In total, you haven’t a clue what you are talking about, pure and simple. You don’t understand Evolution, you don’t understand religion, you don’t even know WHAT it is you’re getting your information from. And this isn’t being written to educate you, because I know that you are so heavily invested in your lie that God himself could come down from Heaven, smack you upside the head and say “Hey idiot, I got the ball moving WITH Evolution”, and you wouldn’t believe him. You’ve been brainwashed into your current position NOT by any measure of fact, but by rhetoric and the threat of lack of faith.
No, this is being written so everyone ELSE can read it, and look at you and your stance, and know what *NOT* to do with their own lives.
FUCK DA FUCKING USA!
And on the 11th day, God said “let there be catchy lyrics sung by Rick Astley, and let many go forth onto the internets and hide them well”
And lo, so did one true in heart and faith set up a blog for weeks ahead of time
And he spoke words that brought much temptation and flaming, and rickroll’d them all with one last post
But among the butthurt there were those who did not bother to read what made them butthurt, and so the flaming continued for, ohh, getting close to a week now
And God looked upon the lulz, and He saw that it was good
LMFAO. People think this is serious ROFL. IF people don’t know what the song lyrics at the end stand for, check this link out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_roll
YGRR
classic
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Man, why don’t you religious people grow up?
Is it too hard to leave people with their own beliefs? You guys should know that your religion will never be the ‘right one’, or the ‘only one’, there’ll always be something else.
The game doesn’t attack your church or something like that, just because it’s ‘based on the evolucionism’, it doesn’t even teach you anything, you just play it to have fun.
You guys are seeking for problems where they don’t exist.
Just let it be.
Lol, people, just check out this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickroll#Antispore
Really nice one. When you see it was a joke. I guess it was really tough for those who posted against creationism and stuff when they found out it was just kidding. Plus those whom already gave their mails which are probably stored at some ad enterprise and will be spamed in the next months.
Very nice play by the owner of this blog.
Keep it up…
Man I just got rick rolled!!!
this was pure awesome…very well played mr/ms site owner.
and shame on the people that are still flaming.
Unbelievable, how shaken must your belieft be that you are fighting a game?
While you dont create a “Anti Cern website” or an “Anti Science site” you create A ANTI GAME SITE???? how stupid.
probably you have never left your state, think that your country is the biggest and best, and that you were blessed by some holy god that gave you your soul (officaly, i am christian, but i dont believe it too much) I say THAT is ignorant, and that your are very short sighted and stupid!
What is sadder with this blog is how everyone tries to enforce their viewpoint upon eachother in their arrogant belief in that they are right, without realizing it was all a joke.
Sorry guys, but you’ve been Rick Rolled!
Wow so many comments! Yeah so this is a joke, a hoax, most people commenting are getting that now. But there are still posters who don’t realise that yet, like poster number 281 (and perhaps 288), that’s not many posts ago! Jeez you lot, it’s a prank, the person who make this site isn’t being serious! OMG, the person who made this blog, you’re kinda crazy for going this far 😛
Concerning the majority of posters who didn’t know it was a joke; I’m kinda desturbed at how many pro-spore posters can so easily be violently insulting towards this ‘fictional’ persona of a religious woman. And how so many of them seem to be atheists.
Personally I’m not remotely religious, I just know what I can see in front of me. Who knows if there really is a God, I’m pretty neutral on most things. I’ve got more solid things to worrie about at the moment.
But yeah funny joke dude (or dudet), you continue to Rick Roll people to this day. I really thought it was real, you really sounded like a relgious nut job.
Oh also, check out ‘The Real About Page’ tab at the top of this site, it shows this is truelly a hoax.
Proof? thats not proof its just a quote from a book it doesn’t exactly prove anything. Plus if the world was without void or form where did the water come from? There is just a lot of things in the bible that just don’t add up. Like the fact that noah brought 2 of every animal onto an ark. Do you know how many species of animals there are in the world? Its impossible to fit all those land animals onto a boat of that size. In the book of genesis it just explains that god decided to make the world in 7 days out of thin air while in evolution there is fossils, bone structures, genetics and other evidence. There isn’t even any mention of the dinosaurs or any other prehistoric creatures mentioned in genesis. Not only that but, genesis is the reason why women have been discriminated in Judaism, christianity and Islam. I mean adam was first and god took adam’s rib and created eve, making the notion that women are inferior. Then eve took the forbiden fruit and ate it and seduced adam to eat it as well. That created the notion of women being more susestable to evil or the “devil” which is why you had all this paranoia about witches years ago. There is also a bunch of ridiculus stuff like killing gays, people who work on the sabbath day, disrespectful children etc. I believe in evolution not because, I don’t believe in god (im an agnostic) but, that it makes more sence than evolution i mean, if you really observed the ideals of evolution instead of just taking a glance at it and make it seem “evil” via speech, TV or blog in this case.
If god create us in his image then gods a f*cking moron
I can’t beleive how many people take this serious, we all got rickrolled and the worst thing is most of you don’t even relise it.
How long would it have taken Noah to build a boat to contain 2 of each creature we have in the world now? I’m guessing him alone as it says in the bible about 5000 years
Exactly how big would this boat have to be to contain such an amount of creatures? About the size of mexico I would imagine
What about the food for these animals? Did god magically feed them himself?
What about the plants? Did Noah also collect 2 of each plant? I doesnt say that in the bible but they are here so he must have?
Hundreads of years ago the bible tought people that the earth was the centre of the universe, and that the sun went around it, only a total idiot would now believe that.
Only Humans make mistakes like the bible.
OMG JUST LEAVE SPORE ALONE
hello iv been rick rolled
Jesus called, he said he doesn’t love you anymore.
I can’t believe this is real, no one can be this ignorant… can they?
Seriously, the evolution theory has saved your life more often than you think.
Modern vaccines could only be created thanks to knowledge on how evolution works… the evolution of bacteria and virii, that is.
RICK ROLLED!!!!! LOVE IT
The first two posters here will go down as among the most severely RickRoll’d people in existence. Masterful work, my friend.
Lol. This many people just getting owned at the same time makes me want to blow my load all over my computer screen.
Im a scientist by nature and profession. and i find it hard to believe that in the 21 century there are still people that believe in creationism so firmly like you. Of course everyone has its rights to stand to its own beliefs but has you stand to yours, you have no right to impose them on someone else like you are doing.
Still i dont think you are that much catholic or you would know that the bible words are not to be taken seriously, you have to get the lesson behind them… (has a matter a fact that was the explanation that the church gave when the creationism story fell)
has for you has a person… have a good life .. but dont try to ruin others life…
lol i was rickrolled in a blog!
srsly ppl read the last bit
21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. AND NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. 22. “NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.” 23.”NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU.” 24. “NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY.” 25. “NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE.” 26. “NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU.”
THIS IS NOT SRS!!!!!!!!!!
or sparta
I will pray to God that you can have a chance to hear the message that was brought to us by the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) and perfected the polytheist religions that came before him. You are lost, and confused, and once you know God truly and submit to him in the way that the Prophet (PBUH) and his successors did, you will find your way into Paradise.
Evolution doesn’t need to be defended today.
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
Oh yes, you’ve been Rick Rolled.
I respect your beliefs (i believe in evolution) but honestly, your just using this site to get money, this site gets what, millions of views and you are getting all that revenue from those ads you put in the sidebar, also the ad says DOWNLOAD SPORE FREE LEGAL
BUY SPORE SHOP HERE, SPORE FOR 39.99 honestly are you stupid or just a complete retard.
tl;dr
Hahaha, wow. This is maybe the most elaborate, best rickroll ever. This must be preserved for ever and ever.
You sir have Rick Rolled the internet itself. Al Gore is somewhere laughing hysterically. Mark this day, religious fanaticist commentors- you’ve been proven unintelligent because no matter how smart you sound, if you fail to catch the rickroll at the end, it says something.
I hope the person who did this watches this forum. I’d probably die laughing. Insofar I’m practically having seizures I’m laughing so hard.
My hat is off to you, good sir. Every rickroll will now be second to this. The bar just went through the f—ing roof people.
You know that many of us wish this person truly existed, but many of us are relieved that the world is shy at least one nut job.
“Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
Some of you idiots need to read a bit more carefully.
Genesis 8 ends at 22, Enough of this damn joke website. You stuck a freaking Rick Roll text in there.
I think there’s a problem with your beliefs, i come from a magic place, in a magic land in south America called Argentina, here we don’t have that Creationism Bullshit, but we do have religious people, that are not trying to convert people from atheism to any kind of religion and we live in peace, but when I hear from people living in First world countries that have all the science equipment in the world, believe and try to destroy it i get really pissed of, try to understand that the bible is a book written a couple of thousands years ago, written by people who wanted to understand the world and used mythology, YOU people that have advance scientific equipment and know the facts, still believe in some moronic and stupid ideas of an invisible man in heavens (which is the reflection of the sunlight on earth’s atmosphere), that magically pulled earth and the universe up his ass.
one more thing, if we didn’t lived with dinosaurs, and of course they existed, when this “GOD” guy came out?
ps: BTW spore is a freaking GAME
your sincerely, Octavio
I was rick rolled xD, i feel stupid
Atleast octavio was smart enough to admit his mistake after his rant.
You know what, I grew up with your God, too. I was taught to believe the Bible and had all that non-sense shoved down my throat. And you know what I realized around the age of 10 or 11, IT’S COMPLETE BOLLOCKS. I then became non-religious, and soon realized that meant I was atheist. I started to read books by Carl Sagan and other scientists. Smart people are usually right, aren’t they? My IQ is 141 (which is pretty high, especially for the people of today) and you know what, I completely believe in evolution. All you have is a book written over 1,000 years ago with NO PROOF it’s true or at least remotely close to the truth. We have evidence and we don’t even say we’re absolutely correct. When they don’t understand, people say things do what they do because of magic or a god, with no actually reason but, “What else would it be?”.
Though I agree with the sentiment of your blog–that Spore teaches evil–I do not agree with your assertion that it should thus not be played. Your error lies in a fundamental misreading of Gen 8:21-27. The verse, upon closer reading, does not represent the relationship between God and man as that of creator and created, but as suave ladies man and hot ass bitch, respectively. God is like the ladies man that wants to take his fucking hot girlfriend to a bar in a rough part of town so he can flash his switchblade at anyone perceived to be hitting on his girl and thus getting a handjob in the car for his bravery. God /wants/ us to play games like Spore, have deviant sex and vote Democrat; that way when he saves us we will totally go all the way.
Look. I tell a good joke up there when I’m kicking back with the boys…
“A day came when man had mastered all of science!
They grew bold and spoke in boastful tones!
‘We’ve unlocked the secrets of the universe’ they said ‘we can do what God does!’
So on Monday, I went down to the lab and revealed myself the the scientists.
‘Who said they can do as I?’ I asked.
‘We do!” proclaimed the scientists.
‘Then I challenge you to do as I’ I said.
‘Anytime God, we’ve unlocked your secrets and now you must call us equals!’ they said.
‘Sure, sure you filthy heathens.. I’ll start with something easy.’ I reached down and scooped up some dirt and molded it in the shape of a man and breathed life into it.
‘Your turn’ I said.
‘EASY!’ they said as they reach down to scoop up some dirt…
‘Whoa whoa whoa,’ I said ‘ get your own dirt.’ “
I am offended at so much here.
I am a Christian. In fact a devout one. I’m also an inteligent human being and therefore I can tell the difference between a vidoe game, Spore, and real life. I think that the entire point you are making is rediculous because, no Will Wright is not trying to teach kids evolution in some sort of propaganda machine, he merely made an amazing video game which alows you much freedom and open-ended gameplay. He gave you the ability to take a PRETEND creature and make it whatever you want in the FALSE world of Spore. Then to share your IMAGINARY creation with other people who are playing the same GAME. It was meant to be fun, not teach evolution. Evolution is a theory, and should not be blindly followed, you are right there, but that has nothing to do with this game, for the game does not reflect the real world. It is a GAME people. If you can’t tell the difference between a game and real life you are the one that needs saving.
… Was I just Rickrolled? I was all angry untill I read it again. I was just rick-rolled. Now I’m crying at my own stupidity. Also, my faith in humanity is restored. Damn good rick-roll, my friend. Damn good Rick-roll.
RickRolled: adj.; 1. having been fooled by sarcasm, irony, or false claims into believing that what someone says is what they mean and/or believe. 2. being so asinine as to think that any self-respecting christian would post this tripe online.
Seriously, you Americans are blooming idiots.
To be fair though, many of the arguments given on this site are used by Christians and many of the beliefs expressed herein are held by those same people as well. So this was really just a VERY good RickRoll, likely designed by EA or the Spore Team to generate hype about the game. As the saying goes “all news is good news for the people in the news”.
And if you want an honest opinion about many of the beliefs in this blog, that so many christians hold so dear, read my other post (either under TJ or Tristan) on the blog titled “Debating Creation”. I think you’ll find it is one of the more well-thought-out responses, and refrains from unneccessary name-calling or unproven ideas. My hope is that yes, eventually we will be able to convince the Creationists that they are in fact wrong, but you all need to understand that A) this site is a rickroll, and B) name-calling and labeling yourselves as God or JC only serves to reenforce the notion that all Atheists/Agnostics are ignorant and rude, and that will only make the christians retreat into stubborness.
Gotta love Genesis 8:27.
Go whine about this to Jack Thompson. By all means, he’s actually likely the only one who cares. If animated pixels on a screen is satanic, then by all means, outlaw art, outlaw writing; outlaw everything that gives hint to any kind of replacing God with some pixelized creation in a video game.
Hahahaha..all you people coming on here posting about how mindless and easily riled up Christians are is just hilarious hypocrisy! I mean really..first of all please read all of this post, and if you think that is actually in the Bible..well then you sure failed the evolution process (on a personal scale). Although I orginally assumed it was some f’ed up translation from “The Message”. Anyway my point is you all bitch about views being forced on you..yes..yes you were forced to read this blog, I mean seriously, you choose what you do! Just do what I do..ignore stupidity (well ok im being hypocritical by responding to all the stupidity I see in the post’s here).
Anyway most of you must never have met a Christian who isn’t a complete mindless answer bot. Personally I find no problem with believing in evolution and being Christian…Well to sum up you all seemed to be acting like the very thing you hate and showing the astounding ignorance you claim all Christians have (I will admit a TON of christians are ignorant insensitive assholes).
Wow I was rickrolled until I read these posts, and I read the whole page!! I am a Christian (who believes evolution and Christianity should be able to combine and live in peace..) and I just assumed those verses were from the amazing version of the Bible “The Message”. HA..Christians will get why this is funny..and if you don’t find it funny and actually like the message…oh..sigh…
GET A FUCKING LIFE. JESUS CHRIST!!!
Worst person ever. God doesn’t exist its just a book that was made up like lord of the rings.
After a while you would think that I would cease to be astounded at the narrow-mindedness of some people…but that never seems to happen. How on Earth can you expect someone to respect your beliefs if you have no respect whatsoever for anyone else and their individual beliefs.
You even go against yourself in stating that you believe it to be possible for life to exist elsewhere…If one was to think along the same lines as a religious zealot such as yourself then one could conclude that there is no other planet populated by anything resembling a pulse due to the fact that it wasn’t written down 2000 years ago.
People like you are the reason that things like The Spanish Crusades happen. So insecure with your own beliefs that you have to attack others and start a crusade of your own to put a stop to a GAME? A GAME?!? I guess you have to start small in order to force beliefs on the masses…
Hilarious how the penny still hasn’t dropped for everyone after this has been up for almost a week.
There’s no evidence to back up creationism. None, never was and most probably never will. That’s only because it’s based on dogma, not on observations of nature and the world we live in. It cannot hold on it’s own.
Frank, you’re right, no theory should be blindly followed. However despite the amazingly large amount of observations the evolution theory has stood solid and there are many practical applications that are based on it. If evidence proving that there’s something fundamentally lacking or wrong in the evolution theory appears, I’m willing to change my views. Because some ancient book said so doesn’t work on me.
Though I got alittle lost at the end of your blog, I enjoyed it very much! Take Care and God Bless You-P.s. Remember 1 Peter chapter 4: Yet if anyone suffers as a Christian, let him not be ashamed, but let him glorify God in the matter. For the time has come for judgement to begin at the house of God: and if it Begins with US first, what will be the end of those who do not obey the gospel of Christ?
“If the righteous one is barely saved, where will the ungodly and the sinner appear?” My latest book titled: HELL : Based on the book of Revelation will be available in few weeks, I’d love your review!! God Bless
i love you in every way it is posible for 1 human being to love another human being.
christ is love <3
P.S.S What is rick-rolled….:) My response to you..
I think the most amazing thing is that there are over 2000 comments here, yet there are still people who have no clue what’s going on in the post.
Rofl Sorry little lady or maybe…gratz for a new archivment, biggest bullshit on earth.
Your Father 1:1
And he saw she was reatarded and grieved for his whole live because he made her.
P.S.S Yet–I really am a Christian…PROUDLY
Hi there,
I am not so strong in believe in the lord, i think there is something above all humans… Now to it: at the end, this is a game, not the reality. You should not let yourself disturb in your believes, but be sure that this game is just another virtual reality, and not real life. Does not matter if you kill a terrorist in a game or create a virtual life, it is not for real, and at the end, it is just entertaining. I see worst things every day witch has more to do with a dark side of this universe, witch is more related to a evil or something like that. Look at how humans be trait in our world. This is infect something witch you can do against, and you also can ensure with your engagement that assholes like bush is not coming to power again! THAT IS IT WORTH TO FIGHT FOR, and not a freak game!
Not only are people not reading this blog entry (or the real about page for that matter) they also seem to be ignoring other comments.
Hate to burst you bubble Miss Garcia (if this isnt another atempt to rick roll us) but this site is nothing more than an elaborate joke. An experiment meant prove Poe’s Law if you will.
I woz ere
-2008-
If you actually play spore you’ll see the game actually has more to do with creationism than evolution. You play god with your creations and planets changing them as you see fit they do not evolve as such.
I think everythink you say is stupid… BUT the idea for such an homepage is nice. 🙂 gl
MFG Miah
Nobody gives a damn about what’s in the Bible! It’s just a book written by primitive, ignorant, ancient people like 3000 years ago! What the hell could they know about how the world was created?
I lol’d. If it is not a joke(most likely it is), the author of this is a brainwashed christian zombie who will never agree with anything you say against him or his religion, so just let this blog die.
ROFL so many ppl complained about it…they obviously only read half and though ‘grumble grumble im gonna complain about this on the internet coz everyone there cares about my opinions’ RICK.ROLL’D!
YOUR A SHE AS WELL? WTF ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET, GET BACK TO YOUR KITCHEN. DO WHAT YOU WERE MADE FOR!
It’s so heart warming to hear a fellow Christian stand up for himself in these end times. 😉
Damn you are ignorant, learn to respect other views for starters. Not everyone has to have the same views like you, if that was the case it would be pretty boring. And it’s just a game, it isn’t meant to be taken serious.
This, to me, is an excuse for attention seeking.
I understand the beliefs of Creationists but what you are effectively doing is building up more hype over the game.
Too which I say well done.
If you truly are a Creationist and you actually have decided to go on the internet (The biggest source of anonymous hatred (Kids on the internet)) and tell the World that “This game and all of it’s creators are evil because my belief’s say so” is just like me saying “Creationists are a sub-section of a religion which no-one takes seriously other than it’s deluded members who take comfort in little more than Stories because they can’t understand the real world.”
When it comes down to it, your belief’s are yours and yours alone.
The thing that people are responding to is that you have opened relations with the world by telling them they’re effectively Heretics while you seem to be nigh on perfect.
Fact is though, my instinct tells me that this is a hoax in the attempt to draw up publicity for Spore because of the DRM complaints.
I would like to say yes you have great points, but bottom line we have a freedom of religion and thoughts. People can choose to believe in creation or that everything is done by GOD. It is up to us to choose, I don’t get why you would not let your kid play. Maybe because when they have questions about creation you can explain things except for GOD did it, have faith. Well when a scientist can show you bones and show you that animals do evolve and change. Animals have been adapting for ages, it just happens. Now yes you have the right to believe in what you want, but also do others. I don’t get why you would be happy about banning a game, when the only problem is that it teaches creation. Well isn’t that just a great reason to ban a video game, well just because you don’t agree with the idea of creation and bellive in some invisible being is doing everything and it is just is not how life works. If it is better for a species to be small they will mate with small species to become small.
You most likely are one of those nutz who argue about GTA, well this game is violent but it does have a negative effect when you do bad things, it is not saying it is okay to kill in the game, it is a crime and you are chased by cops. But instead of real life you just can restart or pay a fine and you are out but it is a game.
Get off you high horse lady, just because you can’t explain creation to your kid is not our problem. Just because all your answers end in well it is GOD honey, or you just have to faith. Is not my problem, instead why don’t you think on your own and look into creation instead of being some ignorant B. Just because it says GOD created the world in 7 days, it did not go into detail on how this happen. Imagine that you most likely bellieve that the earth has been around for only 6,000 years but can’t explain why dinosaur bones exist, or where they came from since it is not in that bible of yours. So go back on your high horse and leave us all alone.
YOU ALL GOT TROLLED. Man if you people would read the comments before you did you’d see what many others have seen, the rickroll right in the text. epic win
lols man you are seriously funny great hoax but you sliped up a few times so i gest LOLS!!
Well with the way the world is going these days, I think God gave up or he’s a sick puppet master.
If God exists, the creator of this game will die.
If He really exists, of course.
jesus motherfucking christ you retarded religious peace of shit. I hope you get fucking gangraped by a bunch of gay men who believe in evolution.
Just because your iq doesn’t allow you to comprehend certain aspects of science doesn’t mean you have to annoy the rest of the civilized world (yes, I said civilized because religion does not mean civilization, it’s devolution) with your crap. I hope we fuckin meet face to face someday someday so I can take a big dump on your head and piss on your bible.
Thank you for your time.
Ow and if you don’t like what I wrote, go ahead and censor me, that’s what you religious turds do all the time right? And please please please ask your god to come and meet me sometimes, I still have some unfinished business with that asshole.
Madam, you just won the internet. Indeed, you may have just won two internets.
This might just be the most awesome thing currently on the internet. And I know a lot of awesome things on the internet.
Although I must say… when I first read the post, I thought it was hysterical. Then I read the comments. Now I’m not sure which is funnier. I mean, yes, I was taken in too (it wouldn’t have been nearly as funny if it weren’t so convincing), but the fact that folk are STILL being taken in is priceless.
Well played, ma’am. Well played.
Spore is a great game, a wonderful piece of gaming history. Now to my main point, mankind has done wonderful things, we’ve put men on the moon, achieved miracles. And so we still get some unimaginative bitch who can’t think for herself, she is completely hooked on some book that doesn’t make any sense, it was written by a bunch of ignorant twats who knew nothing of how the universe started. It is only a book, the wind in the willows is a book, doesn’t mean everything in it is true. the bible is proof of nothing only that whoever wrote it has serious mental issues. Science gives us a viable explanations for our evolution and past. As for Spore teaching kids about evolution, GOOD BECAUSE ITS FUCKING TRUE THEN THEY WON’T GROW UP BELIEVING IN IT AND BEING IGNORANT STUPID, might as well be called science lesson in a box.
HELLO RELIGIOUS WOMAN I HOPE YOUR FAMILY DIE IN GRUESOME WAYS, WHERE WILL YOUR GOD BE THEN EH!!!!!!!!!!!
SPORE FTW
EVOLUTION FTW
SCIENCE FTW
RELIGION CAN FUCK OFF
I doff my hat to you madame. Excellent hoax.
Fuck u! My game rocks!
Seriously do all of you think this is true?
Lok at the post at the top it is apparently quoted from the bible. Now read it again why would god say “gonna”? If you think god would say that then your iq is seriously low. This whole thing is a hoax the bible quotes are changed and everything seriously shes trying to see how many idiots she can coax into believing it. So stop yelling at her and see the joke. Why would god sing the lyrics of a song to noah? Seriously though it was hilarious I thought she was serious at first but the rick rolll at the end with the poes law… man that was just the cherry on the cake. Seriously brilliant hoax nice adding touches top notch. Lol i was laughing for ages. Its hilarious. Go back and read it again youll laugh when you see the joke 🙂
Seriously i couldnt read you whole blabber. You are a fucking moron. EQ isnt bashing your god. IN FACT, im bashing your god. Fuck your god.
DOes that piss you off? Why dont you write a blog about me?
Its a video game you damn fool, get over yourself. Your christians are so damn sensitive and closed minded.
So many people don’t realize this is a troll. They comment before even reading the whole thing. + 1000 Internets for you.
Rick Astley is your God now. XP
troll’d, bitches.
Get off the internet, dude! it’s evil; the bible says its evil! praise the loooord! blaarght! lol!
Ok, sure you belive in god but you dont belive in evolution? ok that fine just answer me this. Does the bible say something about evolution? No. But can you see evolution? Yes. Can you se god? No, well yes but that after a loot of drugs. Have you taken a lot of drugs? If you have then you are a bad beliver! grr god will smack you and give you nudgies.
And about that god made us perfect, uhm how come then curch dont alow homosexuals? Aint god all about love? Why is it only one church that alow them? So much for a compasionate god
And if god created humans in his/hers/its image Then how come some people turn homosexuals and some do Dont? And how come satan is evil? If as you say everything god makes is perfect. Do you say that god wanted Satan to be evil? Where is my pitchfork i smell a witch hunt
“oh and the bible is written by humans.
so its great too but it is not explaining how everything truly is, its just a book.
if you want to know the real thing listen to your soul.”
Best comment yet, that should crack this crazy fuck wide open.
“I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.”
So lets say you were raised in Nazi Germany, so just automatically Hitler is the best thing ever so since you are following Hitler then the holocaust is the right thing to do. Hmmm.
You know I really don’t have anything against people being religious but just because you are doesn’t mean that everyone else is wrong or evil or whatever. Save yourself and save your ignorance for a worthy cause. This is just stupid.
Maybe volunteer feeding homeless people or something instead of wasting your life on stuff like this? Go make a real difference instead of trying to ruin a working mans career.
Dude, it’s a fucking game, get over it. If you don’t want your kid playing it, don’t buy it for your kid. Fuck you are stupid.
So essentially this entire post boils down to this: because your parents grafted an old tome to your mind, and you therefore believe it, it is absolutely correct? That is incredibly foolish. What makes your beliefs so much more right than everybody else’s? Explain to me why, excluding your parents, congregation, and the Bible, why your God must absolutely exist? Why is your religion more real than any other? Give me proof, other than pseudoscience or the Bible. Why are you trying to force your beliefs on others?
It’s a rick roll people, IT’S A FUCKING ROCK ROLL. Are you all really that dense?
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
I’m Catholic, and I have to say, wow you are paranoid. This is just a fun game, and who knows maybe God did use evolution to make the world as it is.
That was awesome. Plain and simple awesome and thank you for it!
It’s amazing, funny, and sad how many people are so eager to argue with a creationist, that they don’t even take the time to read what they’re supposed to be arguing against.
Everyone who, days after being trolled, is still arguing seriously against this person is an illiterate moron.
I love this site. I am not really sure if it is a hoax or not; assuming it is one, I’d say it is very well done, though a bit over the top. Anyway, it’s all very funny. Thank you.
That people are still being rick rolled by you, and by how many people claim you to be the biggot without reading the entire article :/
LOL
Come on man, it’s just a game. A really cool one at that. People have the right to believe what they want.
There is no God, and the burden is on you to prove it. You and your ignorant kind have retarded humanity in such a profound way that it disgusts me. I hope the middle east holds the next new global superpower and that Islam replaces this religion you call christianity that allows you to treat people like shit. Dont buy the fucking game dude, but you dont have to ruin it for everyone else.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MOST OF THESE IDIOTS STILL THINK YOU WERE BEING SERIOUS
Best rickroll ever.
^ Prolly not authentic admin, but I have to agree
There have been several comments now specifically stating that this shit is a badass rickroll, why won’t you idiots just go away?
Anyways, if the real admin sees this, I hope that you know there are people out there who wanna see more of your work. Truly epic stuff
(25. God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
26. Then God said, “Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
27. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.)
– [Citation needed]
It truly is amazing just how many of you people are READING THIS SITE and TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.
Almost every, single one of you…
have.
been.
RICK-ROLLED!
Read the entire thing sometime before you run around in a fit of rage and post things that make yourself look completely asinine and foolish.
“21. —- And never gonna give you up.
22. “Never gonna let you down.”
23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.”
24. “Never gonna make you cry.”
25. “Never gonna say goodbye.”
26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”
It’s. a. SONG. people. Not the Word of God. >_>
27. ”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
If you have never heard of Poe’s Law, I recommend going off and Googling it right now.
Seriously…it’s hilarious how easy it is to get the panties of the bottomfeeders of the world all twisted up. Comedy Gold.
Successfull troll is successull.
I must applaud you for your trolling abilities… I would be unable to pull this much shit out of my ass
thanks for the laugh and good luck
…hahaha, oh wow.
You got me (and everyone else) and I think I love you for it.
[…] that the AntiSpore Creationist site was a Rick Roll. Awesome! Even after coming out as a spoof, look at how many people ranted about it! To pull this off on so many people deserves an […]
Please having studied the Bible and currently trying to put Jesus before everything else in my life, I just want you to know, you’re making us all look bad. Jesus came to free not to condemn. Seriously come on, it’s a game. You don’t know how God created the earth, all you have is Genesis which contains two distinctly different stories to explain the beginning. Think for a moment if evolution was the way God created things how could he explain it to people thousands of years ago, we would not have listened. In any case please stop, it’s making all Christian’s look like we’re a judgmental condemning group of people. We’re not called to judge, we called to love and preach the gospel. You’ve got peoples attention, now say something meaningful, you wanna change hearts and lives, break the disillusionment, the apathetic tendencies we’ve developed; do it!
I’ve been thinking alot about this and I’ve come up with something.
God did create all life, and all life evolved and evolves. God in his pefection knew when he first created life, that the land would change, because of Humanity at large (global warming etc). So God created life with the ability to adapt and change in order for them to keep surviving. People think God does nothing, nor does he not exist, I myself believe he does, but only in evolution. What else would he be doing when he’s not talking to people.
In short God=Evolution=God=Evolution.
Very nice, when I first heard about the blog I actually believed you meant it…
“Never gonna give you up” indead 😉
Congrats, have a cooky
Look we’ve all been Rick Rolled you there arguing religion you have been Rick Rolled Ha Ha Ha Haaaa
scientology in a Christian blog!! jajajajjajaja.
What could be more obvious?
excelent work.
owned!!
lmao i needed that! I was so confused when i got to the bottom of ur post, shud’ve seen the look on my face – “never gonna make u cry….huh?” :-S lol! classic. there i was all ready to tell u to mind ur own damn buisness u overzealous christian. ah thats made my day!
Whoever created this damn site, you seriously need to fuck off.
It’s just a freaking game, man.
Bible is written by mankind.
Two words: EVOLUTION THEORY. Not God.
WHAT U RICK-ROLLED ME, BASTARD!!!!! j/k very good bravado.
Just a thought, but if you look at this game from another perspective, it almost promotes intelligent design. Think about it.
The player (acting as god, it’s a god game imo) creates the creatures and controls their evolution. If this game were truly against creationism the player would just sit back and watch instead of controlling.
Oki… first of all there are lots of people and beliefs out there. you ask us to understand your beliefs and so i ask you to understand mine. I once was a devout christman due to some events am a hardcore “observer”. term meaning i realy dont have a belief. evolutions sounds good so does creationnism and so does scientology and other beliefs. its their beliefs and i respect them for them. i choose and believe in what i want to believe AND if i’m wrong then i shall be judged by the proper god (not which is the correct belief) and be sent to the appropriate place – my own doing.
I do understand your concern over spore, but its game. yes – kids are easily influenced so then dont let them play it, but dont accuse or label things as demonic as such and “BOAST” about your belief being the best (what doest the bible say about boasting?..) because that would, well, cause other people to feel hurt. i have a lot of views about christians who voice out in ANGER and show bad will to others – thats that it just makes it seem so hypocritical of them, same goes for those who are believe non-creationism your violent behaviour and reactions are sometimes uncalled for. i believe its common sense to be civilised in these things. Not realy good at typing out my thoughts so i will end it with my last thoughts.
I want to play the game just to create things and have fun creating things – (i am just human, by your beliefs i am created in the image and likeness of god, and maybe we all have a tendency to “act like” god.) evolution or creationism spore is just a game. When you decide to keep eyes and ears closed from evil then dont speak evil (hear no evil , speak no evil and see no evil) because when you do you just make it seem as if christianity is full of hyprocites.
POST 2206 is the best christian who i have heard in ages.
ps: no bad intent to anyone, just felt i wanted to voice my opinion.
take care
DharmaTel, I for one knew it was from that Rick Astley song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmglGWMsdk
Set it all in perspective, doesn’t it 🙂
look,i understand your believes,but you are judging will wright according to it but he has free will and everyone has free will in what to believe.And you are using phrases from bible but do you have any proof that thats how the earth was created?
Best. Rick Roll. Ever. Of all time.
Rick Roll’d for great justice
Congratulations on this, the most epic of win.
I am truly in awe. You brought the internet to its knees, and most of them don’t even realise.
I wish I’d thought of this.
Well done sir!
I can’t believe all the retarded ppl who comment so seriously or defensively.
This site is a take on how f-ing stupid ppl are nowadays, and you all got punked.
Hehe… Brilliant. Thanks for the site, it truly is awesome. To anyone who posted angryposts as replies to this… You’re fools. Read it -all- before you reply. The bible does -not- include Rick Astley, although he is in fact Jesus embodied to scare us all. :O
Oh man…
That was totally epic!!
Buttsecks? Hahaha!
This website is just ridiculous… Its one thing to have a certain believe in something, but this is getting into fanatic forms. Its just a game and the developers arent trying to convert any users to a certain belief, they just thought its a great idea for a game, and it is. If you believe that god created the universe like its told in the old testament, its fine for me, but you really should let people deceide what to believe. I think nobody whould complain if there whould be a game from your point of belief.
This is just an advice, with your arguments you are making the whole thing a big laugh and another funny website to show your friends when youre bored…
But i have to admit I had a great time reading your articles, the world whould be such a boring place without people talking crap xD
Uups got rick rolled too ^^
Its so difficult to recognize.
There are so many people out there which talking similar crap and are serious about it.
Well done mate, well done
Ok Ok, how many of you actually READ the WHOLE article :p
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After ALL this time, as late as #2218, people are STILL. not. getting. it. Wow.
Ma’am, you have amazing powers. Please continue to use your power for good. (I look forward for what you have in store for us next.)
I salute you. I also pity anyone who can’t be bothered to read the whole post but flame you anyway, although I suppose that’s a rule of comedy: there’s always someone who doesn’t get the joke.
I eagerly await your next satirical venture.
Look, when you say that cristianism(and the Bible) is the absolut truth, that means that every other belief is false.
So the budhismt, taoism, atheism (and every other belief that cant coexist with another) are false?
Its not like that. When you say something like that you are desrespecting owr beliefs. =/
Its just as if I say that “god is a lie” or something like that.
When you say that Spore is brainwashing because Will Wright wants every child to become evolucionism, you’re doing the same thing as him.
He says that evolucionism is the absolut truth. You say that creationism is the absolut truth. So, who will be right?
So, stop doing this, and try to respect other people beliefs. When you do that, you’ll notice that those “burn in hell” will be turned to ashes.
When that day comes, only peace will exist in this site. =)
Be happy.
I’m will kill your god!!!!!!!!!!
I’m SATAN!!!!!!!
Ya, I thought this was a joke at first.
But I didn’t had time to read the posts and the rest of the site. I just writed that post. Haha.
But I still think that people should read it, and think about it(Atheists too). =)
Jesus is a pretty annoying fucker, and his dad fucks kids.
lol i love how barly anyone sees it…
but… weve all just been rick rolled!
Dear Sir,
I wonder if you could answer a question for me? If there really is an all powerful God could He (or She) create a boulder that was so huge that He (or She) couldn’t lift it? Could it be that the very notion on which you base your belief is a logical impossibility and mearly the construct of confussed minds?
Why should people give your beliefs a chance when you won’t at least try Spore itself for longer than seven seconds?
If you’re not going to give others a chance, and still call them ignorant, I would hate to hear what you call the truth.
Dude,
The bible is full of flaws yet you and many others still take it as factual. It’s a fucking book with one theory of what life is all about. Please, strap a bomb to yourself and shut the fuck up.
Guys, it’s a total Rickroll. I’m studying to be a pastor. And before you give credence to anything the admin says, just realize that Gen 8:21-27 doesn’t exist. Gen 8 only goes up to verse 22. And like others have pointed out, the content of the verses as stated by the admin are the lyrics to “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley. Man, the lengths people got to for a rickroll.
YOUR A CUNT YOUR A BIGOT YOUR STUPIDER THAN A FUCKING ROCK.
to believe that spore is a horrible game cuz some bored basement dweller make a cock creature, thus destroying kids is one thing. that doesnt make a game a bad thing. you however think that cuz some 2000+ year old book said that god did this, ITS FUCKING CORRECT. you are the dumbest fucking cunt ive ever seen in my life.
You are a very special kind of stupid, I hope you realise.
“I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in.”
Well, atleast he admits he wasn’t given a choice in the matter, like most religious idiots.
Oh man, this was like the best joke EVER.
Awesome job.
To anyone that doesn’t like this: Shut the fuck up, it’s a joke, besides, if you find it offensive, why the hell did you come here in the first place?
lol
Your internet is in the mail. Congratz on winning the internet. Amazing. Pure awesome. I love that people are still posting not realizing what just happened to them.
Again. Your internet is in the mail. You won it.
I’m crying from loling so hard at these morons.
Quick comment about how you said you don’t believe in it because you want to, but because you were raised in it.
Bullshit. Just because you were raised in a religious household doesn’t mean that you have to be religious. You have chosen to believe in it because you want to. No one is forcing you to believe in anything you don’t want to.
….. Wait, you’re a chick? I thought you were some 40 year old virgin living in your parents basement, throttling your cock to bestiality porn on the internet. Then telling your mom about it so she can spank you and tell you what a sinner you are. Which in turn, makes you horny again, so you head back down into the basement to beat your meat to more animal porn.
May i take your hand in marriage? <3
Holy crap @@00+ posts and some people still don’t get they got rick rolled
your god must be a very clever fellow. he can whisper in the ears of men and get them to write his words down for all to read. he can whip up a dinosaur, create millions of galaxies and get a spider to spin a web. and yet he can send out a fricken email. go figure.
hi , the first atacck the hunger in the world, wars and then attacking games
Lol, i’v always wondered how people record this stuff, did someone really go up to god and record him fully and ask him these questions, no your trying to really on 1000’s of year old scripts made by man, Humans are lieing descieving sons of bitchs in those times, I’d really love to go find one of the disciples and bring him into the future I bet hed crack up that billions of people follow a lie.
still nice joke though 😛 got to at least put my view across 😀
You just said it yourself. You only believe in god because you were raised to believe in him… You didn’t chose to believe in god, you were forced to and therefore you see logic where the entire world only sees a blabbering lunatic… because that’s exactly what you’ve become… Sad but true
Religion is filled with brainwashing and it’s the biggest lie in the history of man… please take my advice… Don’t teach your children about god… let them find him themselves and if they don’t it’s because god don’t want brainless zombies as worshippers
Damn this is a good rickroll.
look u are all fucking christian shit and close minded people god is just another entity the world was created by nature and not by god and the evolution really exsist we evolved from something god doesnt created nothing i will keep playing spore so plz shut the fuck up u fucking christian fanatic
What a freak. I you believe in God, go on and believe in him, but don’t make such a christian-drama-scene only pecause YOU think that a GAME (read again, weirdo, a G-A-M-E) is trying to teach to your childrens a… theory? a real fact? a BLASPHEMY!? Well, let me tell you something: your childrens have a damn BRAIN, they can choose whatever they want to believe. Relax, take it easy (yesh, like the song =D)
Better teach your blessed sons to believe in Arceus, his power is over 9000. (?)
You are a stupid person this is only a game and the mature image are a one criature created for a inmature person
P.D. the creation is false the evolution is demostrated
Those aren’t God’s words. They are the words of Bible’s original writers putting words into God’s mouth. Do you really think that God hired a ghost writer to take down every word he says so they can be put to paper?
Belief is one thing. I have no problem with belief. You however are deluded by your own BLIND faith.
If you have nothing better to do then commit verbal attacks on a harmless computer game, then if you who needs praying for.
We just got Scripturoll’d. xD
SOs un reverendo pelotudaso! jeje
u r and asshole hehe, completly supid with and capital S
bye, and please, evolve 😀
You are free to think whatever you want, but dont tell us that we are ignorants, because you dont know more than me about god,you just belive more than me, but you cant possibly know anything about god, wanna know why? because he probably dont exist, but some people is fascinated with the existence of god, and they try to understand him using the bible… well, the important things in the bible are the values it can teach, but the other things like creation.. god… etc ect are just stories of the past, dont forget that this book is quite old, and in that time people was more ignorant than now (if that’s possible). so dont come talking about god like “i know about him, and you are idiots”, dont teach about god, because you are going to say a lot of stupid things, instead, teach about values, about peace, church has lost this things from sight and only look at “god”, that’s why lots of people dont belive anymore, we’ll not be better for looking god 24hs a day, pray, and put crosses at home, that’s stupid. i’m out of here, i don’t know why i still trying to open some minds, they are looking at fairy tales like retards -.-‘.
n sry bout my bad eng, i hope that u get the idea
this guy must be a Jehova’s Witness!!!! they always want to force their beliefs on other people.. i’m also a Christian (Orthodox) and we don’t have such beliefs as this ignorant guy has!!!
So just try this damn game people… it’s an electronic entertainment milestone!!! It’s awesome
Men, you have lost your mine!!!! First of all, there isn’t no GOD, that is just a bounch of bullshits, that some stupid guy invented long time ago, because he didn’t had nothing to do!!! You say that god created all, so what created god??? Second of all, THE WORLD AND THE LIFE THAT LIES DOWN IN ITS SURFACE started because of evolution… Not because of some fucking guy!!!
FUCK ALL RELIGIONS!!!! ITS BECAUSE OF THEM THAT THERE IS WAR!!!!
if god is real then how do you explain how pikachu evolves into rychu it just wouldnt happen because god should of automaticls made pikachu a rychu and just left out and evoluton at all because god is an hero amirite?
Don’t quote me on this but only around 33% of the world is christian. Why is your “god” the right one? Why is the bible the only book with the right things? I will try not be rude but just by ignoring opinions and sticking to yours makes you quite stupid. And don’t pray for me either, for all I know you could be cursing me in my religion. So don’t push your beliefs on other.
BTW you have a bunch of scientology adds in your site 😛
Just wanted to leave my mark on such an epic amount of hilarity.
You seriously can’t make this stuff up, it’s utterly hilarious.
I’m never gonna give you up either. Or let you down. Etc, etc.
It is truly AMAZING that people don’t get this is a joke. Absolutely AMAZING!!!!!!!!
Shows how people just like to hear what they want and end up with diarrhea of the mouth (or fingers in this case) in defense of the false foundations they have built their lives upon.
HAHAHAHAHA dumbasses!
Your religion Fails yet again !
REMEMBER THE GENESIS
In this part of the Bible, they talk about how the first humans arrived on Earth. They ate the forbidden apple, they got expelled from the Garden of Eden. While Adam was forced to grow his food and feel the pain from working all day, Eve was sentenced to bare the pain of her own labor. Having children.
They had children. How many, I can’t remember. The number is not important since the actions they did is what matters.
Now is your religion allowing two siblings to have sexual intercourse together ? let alone having children ?
How come our world is filled with over 6 billion people ? this means their children had to sleep together to have more children so they could multiply to even more people and get to a impressive 6 BILLIONS.
Now you will tell me that only the important people were in the Bible. Well don’t you think this new blood who they would have at least mixed with is AS important as the first humans ? they are the seconds ones. The Bible doesn’t mention –anything– about this.
So according to you and your religion(which fails), we are descendant from a very long line of inbreeds who were reproducing themselves with their own brothers or sisters or grand-pa or aunt Eve for all they cared. This is NOT what nature intended. This is a morally sick and it goes against Life’s basic survival. When the blood is mixed properly, you get deformity, brain incapacitated children. These people will not be able to survive. They will fall under the stronger ones.
This is what Your Religion is preaching
I made a small mistake
When the blood is — NOT– mixed properly, you get deformity, brain incapacitated children. These people will not be able to survive. They will fall under the stronger ones.
I got Rick-Rolled ! Yay !
Are you seriously this retarded? why don’t we take a whack at Tic-Tac-Toe while were at it! It’s a harmless game. I’m not Christain by faith, but I understand and accept it as a valid religion, that said, I also understand and accept Evolution as a valid form of creation. Let me ask you something, are Terrorists bad? They’re just religious extremists right? and what’s an extremist other than an idiot with a weapon? Your exactly the same, the only difference, your weapon is the word, and your armor is misquoted and mistranslated snippets from an ancient text that was written by several different people at several different intervals of time. I’m not saying the Bible is fake, I’m saying you need to take what you read with a grain of salt. Don’t follow the thing to the letter, Jesus taught in Parables because it was the easiest way for others to understand. How the hell do you explain evolution 2008 years ago? YOU DON’T! so you make a story that SYMBOLIZES what happened. It’s extremist idiots like you that make this world such a pessimistic and depressing place. Organized religion REALLY needs to step back and try to prevent it’s followers from FORCING their BELIEFS on OTHERS. Honestly, who do you think you are to judge what’s truly right and wrong? Your not God are you? So quit complaining about “us non-believers” playing god, and quit doing it yourself. You should be ashamed of yourself, mincing words and trying to bend people to your will. It’s fine to say what you think, but not to try and force others to think that way. And in my opinion your an idiot for thinking you can do so. Remember, this is the internet, we essentially all hate organized religion, stupid people, and those who have their head shoved so far up their ass that they can see their stomach. You seem to fall into all three of those categories. Get a life, and try fighting for something that’s WORTH FIGHTING FOR. Even if this game had “GOD DOESN’T EXIST” literally written all over it, you should really have better things to do.
I honestly hope you reread the bible with this in mind “IT’S A BOOK THAT’S BEEN TRANSLATED OVER 3 TIMES” as well as “IT WAS WRITTEN BY SEVERAL PEOPLE AT DIFFERENT TIMES” and finally “IT’S MOSTLY A STORY SYMBOLIZING WHAT HAPPENED”.
Reread my last paragraph and then repeat. Once you’ve finally gotten those points through your head (note, I NEVER said the book was lying or that it didn’t hold truths) THEN reread it and try to find something that REALLY needs your attention. Like any children you have, who are probably horribly deprived and are in for a RUDE awakening when they finally get into the real world.
Look you stupid dyke! Sorry for the news flash but the is NO GOD!!! THAT’S why the world is the way it is! You don’t have to believe everything your told! If I was claiming to be jesus I could easily con you by having a friend dress-up homeless and blind and then “Cure” him! Another thing is that the “Bible” is over 2,000 Fucking years old! Why doesn’t any of the fantastical stuff that happened in the bible happen today?! Is “God” lazy now? (Lazy=Sloth, mortal sin) Besides that People drunk nothing but wine in these stories! That may have had SOMETHING to do with this bullshit! So get over yourself, Religion is wrong end of story!
erm…. one question tho…. seriously now, if everything is how you say it is and the bible is right…tell me one thing please: how come 6 billion people were born from just 2, Adam and Eve? Don’t you think that’s a little weird? I mean, only two scenarios could exist from this situations
1. God created more than 2 people and then, frankly, the bible is lying in some parts
2. Adam and Eve were the only people on Earth and they had kids and, afterwards, they had sex with their kids… I think that’s what you call an incest and as I recall, that is viewed as a sin.
So please, if the bible is so accurate and all things happened accordingly to Gods will, which one of the aforementioned is true?
Frankly, i think people like you are making a mockery of God and should be treated as u treat others and punished for blasphemy. If there is a God (and in all honesty I believe there is one), well, frankly, humans are a bunch of morons. “oh… we live in such a big universe and God created us, we are so special” … get a grip, we’re on a tiny little planet in a corner of a galaxy from billions of galaxies. If God created anything, He created the universe than let it evolve on it’s free will.
I don’t condemn your beliefs. I don’t condemn games that teach the word of Christ and bible. I’m an atheist, scientist and pretty secure about how I feel and think of the creation of the world. Why do you condemn the game? Isn’t there also games that teach of the religion and the word of Christ? I, and many more people, don’t condemn them. Variety enriches our culture and interaction with each other. There’s got to be room for ideas in the world.
I think it would be rather polite for You to accept the way some other people look on the world.
To me, all this seems rather extremist conservative right-wing ideology. You are unable to accept people and the way some people see world is different – ultimately the same way as the Nazi-Germany thought of “purity” of their Race. And that, is rather dangerous.
You are scaring me.
The above three posters are retarded.
I fucking hate you. REALLY hate you. And love you at the same time.
Best joke in the history of ever. I want to cut out your tongue and hug you at the same time, you evil bastard genius.
It’s great how everyone still don’t get it.
So you believe everything that was said to you as a child is true? Bwhaha you make me laugh
I have a bit of a problem with what you are saying. You say god created the world which is a choice to believe, I take it you also believe god made the world in 7 days, again this is fine to believe but the way we define time ( a day is 24 hours, a week is 7 days etc) this definition of time was created by man so a day at the begining of time could have actually been an infinite space of time spanning over millions of years ( as we define them). It says in the bible that god created animals first then man in his image, so how hatd is it to believe that got didnt guide evolution to create man in his image. God is so infinate this space of time to him would have be tiny but to us it would have been a millenia what is to say god didnt guide things to evolve during this time can you not accept that spore is just a bit fun and it causes no harm and that evolution and the bible could in fact be two in the same.
This site is PATHETIC….
I hope to see your face when you go to “heaven” and see that you have lost your life to believe stupid things so hard, enjoy your life!
If God exist, he doesn’t like you for sure ^^
… It really, really shocks me that people like you still exist.
I mean, this kind of brainwashing makes sense in the dark ages, when the presses were controlled by the Church, and science that ran contrary to their pretend little world envisioned in a text already more than a millenia old was quickly extinguished.
But, in a day and age where you can go down to the library and pick this quarters copy of the American Journal of Biology, it takes an incredibly weak-willed person (or someone who places an inordinate amount of trust in their immediate family) to believe the tripe that gets spewed out by religious psychos running contrary to reason and experimental data that’s only books away from you.
Honestly, I don’t understand how numb people are.
If it helps you to believe in a higher being, then do so; but please don’t take the text of metaphorical literature. No one created anything in 7 days. Please review basic astrophysics; the current rate of expansion over time is enough to disprove that particular statement.
goddamn it u rickrolled me >:( well done i was fooled
nice work. even if u got me with it lol
Hey thanks ^.^ All the info on your page is a nice advertisement that made me buy the game! Thank you!
Ahahahahhahahahah.
AHAHAHHAHAHAH.
This was the most epic hoax I have EVER seen. I am amazed.
I’ve concluded that this is a hoax. And a fucking hilarious one, too. Well done, madam!
i seriously love that 2200 responses in, people are still ranting and raving at you about your supposed “beliefs”, all without having read to the bottom of your post to see the Rick Astley quote buried in the bible passage.
Points to you sir/ma’am, for this great hoax.
Puto como no vas a jugar al spore voo so locoo o no tenes ni ida… alabado se spore xD
Lady, do us all a favor and stop this nonsense. We don’t want your crazy creationist myths shoved down everyone’s throats. You ever think that not all of America, let alone the world is Christian? And if you think they should be, well news for you, you’re being prejudice and getting lost in the “white mans burden” which I fail to see, since you’re a woman.
Stop trying to ruin something that apparently, a large majority appreciates. Also, it’s no big deal, all public schools teach evolution and not creationism. Know why? Creationism is a myth! Theres a reason why it’s called “MYTH!” As for the petty arguments of the “evolution theory” being a theory, do some more research it’s a theory and a fact. And evolution sure has more backing than your myths do.
I salute you, oh captain of the internet, for one of the most fantastic examples of trolling I have ever seen. when trolling becomes an accepted part of social history, this website will be used as a case study of the powers of trolling on rallying the ignorant with great cries of anger and disdain.
You my friend, are a hero.
I love this game so much I’m going to take a picture of my son playing it and send it to you.
…This was a triumph. I’m making a note here; huge success.
Gawd, the comments are almost more fun to read than the actual thing. A toast to you, sir, for being awesome.
Hi there. Just like to say that I thought at first spore was going to be like “playing God”. However, I own the game, and upon playing it find it isn’t so much playing God as playing Darwin.
It’s based off of the very evolutionary principles that OPPOSE the LITERAL meaning in the Bible. Now, any good christian knows that the Bible ISNT to be taken at face value for many reasons, one of which is the fact that it was highly edited in the dark ages (proof = ancient biblical texts rediscovered by archeologists) but lets skip that, it’s not my point. (although something someone like you should look in to)
The point of the game isn’t to create and say it is good. The point of the game is to HELP a creature EVOLVE and decide on what its needs require. Does it need pointier teeth? Better communication skills? Wings?
In fact, it is more than just a game but a tool that can be used to unlock the creative thought within someone, as well as make them think about what evolutionary needs came about for all animals to be the way they are.
However, another point is, it IS just a game. Haha, you got so worked up over a game that you’ve decided to blog about it being evil and satanic and all that. Either learn to think outside the manger, or stop bugging the internet and go boycot harry potter or something.
Oh
My
God
I stumbled across this whole thing post-facto, from the entry for Poe’s Law on Wikipedia, and Oh… My… God…. This is SO fucking funny! 😀
Anyway… This video explains it all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4
hahah Since when does go say “Gonna”. Vocabulary needs work then eh….
It’s incredible how 97% of all the commenters here failed to read the entire essay before throwing a hissy fit.
Come on people who haven’t realized. Surely if you all put your brain power together you might (This is a pretty big might) just scrape enough intelligence together to read the whole thing and realize what this is.
Lol you got hacked. And you just Rick-Rolled everybody. Plus you are now a woman LOL looks like anonymous got you.
BEST. RICK ROLL. EVER.
Its nice to see that people actually read, take in and think about the subject at hand before they flame on… or not.
To the flamers, learn to read carefully and pay attention to details before spewing your oh so important opinions to the world, otherwise you just make yourselves look like total, utter asses.
To the creator, this is one of the most impressive social experiments I’ve seen in a while. Very well done. *takes off hat*
While I don’t care to play this game, I felt I had to say how sorry I feel for all you Right Wing Religious Zealots, who feel threatened by everything going on in the world.
You simple minded hypocrites should spend more time helping people instead of spreading your hate filled intolerance.
If God does exist, he will surely punish all of you, for all of the terrible things done in his/her name. Count yourself lucky he’s no more real than the Easter Bunny…bye. I’m going go sail by boat off the edge of the world.
Why did the Heavenly Father, our All-Powerful, All-Knowing and Loving God, order and arrange the heavens as He did? One major reason was He wanted His people, the human family of His own Creation, to understand Him and some of the wondrous aspects of His glory and majesty. He also wants us to be aware of the adversary, our spiritual enemy & destroyer. Perhaps most importantly, He wants to show us the panoramic view in His celestial narrative, of the deliverance made available in His only begotten Son, Jesus Christ, the purpose of the ages. We have seen how the celestial record of the stars and planets in their courses contains a special oracle which supports and agrees with the truths of God’s Written Word. This celestial showcase and epistle of the Creator’s Natural Law, works according to keys and principles which will open its secrets unto us, even as Scripture does when it is rightly divided. [II Tim. 2:15]
A central theme in God’s plan of the ages becomes evident in the triple conjunctions of Jupiter-Saturn in celestial history. As we have seen in the signs surrounding the birth of Christ, the Celestial Prelude involving the triple Conjunction of Jupiter-Saturn in 7-6 BC, was a key that unlocked the understanding of the Magi in recognizing the actual signs of Jesus’ birth in 3-2 BC. As we focus on the celestial signs surrounding the birth of Moses, a forerunner of Jesus Christ, we can witness a recurring theme involving the retrograde motion of the King planet-Jupiter, in relation to Saturn. The central theme regarding these Jupiter-Saturn unions delineates along four major interrelated Biblical lines, the first of which is spiritual warfare between the celestial powers of light vs. darkness.
As we have seen regarding the signs surrounding the birth of Christ, Jupiter was “his star,” and proven to be the star of the Messiah, the one which the Magi followed as it led them to Jerusalem, and finally Bethlehem. As the King planet, in reference to the spiritual dominion associated with God’s second in command, it is significant to remember that Jupiter, was identified with Jesus as “King of the Judeans,” [Matt. 2:2]. Another aspect of Jesus’ celestial identity is the Morning Star, [Rev. 2:28, 22:16]. This relates to the planet Venus, significant for its morning and evening star appearances. This title of the Morning Star only occurs one other place in God’s Word, [Isa. 14:12], in reference to Lucifer, while still in his first estate, prior to his fall. As the initial bright and Morning Star, Lucifer was second only to God in authority, in the First Heavens and Earth, but his dominion over the angelic realms was stripped from him when iniquity was found in him, at his attempted coup’ in heaven. Christ has superseded him as the Morning Star, and Lucifer’s former authority over the archangels Mars-Michael and Mercury-Gabriel was transferred to Christ, who is ascended and seated at the right hand of the Heavenly Father. Venus embodies the original ministry of the Bright and Morning Star, which was delivered to Christ Jesus after Lucifer lost it, because he was unworthy to retain it. Yet Jesus as the King of Kings, and the ascendant Morning Star, embodies much more authority than Lucifer did in the First Heavens and Earth, since man was as yet uncreated. One facet of the symbolism of the planet Venus signifies this angelic spiritual dominion as the “covenant angel named wonderful,” [Judges 13:18]. This reveals a second Biblical element of the theme of Jupiter-Saturn conjunctions-Lucifer/Satan as the fallen Morning star. God has chosen to relate the narrative of this theme of the fallen Lucifer to us, with multiple celestial figures.
One of these powerful celestial figures we already have seen in the Meteor shower, which began just prior to the Birth of Jesus Christ. This particular Draconid Meteor Shower, which took place in September of 3 BC, had its radiant from the star Eta-Draconis in the dragon Constellation Draco at the Celestial North Pole. Since the star Eta Draconis is located in the dragon’s tail, being only one star removed from the star in former times at the north pole-Thuban in the dragon’s body, it is linked uniquely with the symbolic dominion of the dragon, both as the original Morning Star, & the god of this world [II Cor. 4:4], after his fall. As we found in our research of this dragon star, a key relation to the planet Saturn, was found in that, the star Eta-Draconis was unique in its regular transit across the Meridian at midnight of May 23rd, for over 1500-years, that was documented by the Mayans in their astronomical texts. This “Dragon calendar” is shown below as it appears in the “Madrid codex.”
This transit came only three days prior to the first Jupiter-Saturn union on May 27th of 7 BC, as part of the Celestial Prelude to the May 19th, 3 BC Mercury-Saturn union, which began the actual signs that marked the birth of Christ. This not only provided another conclusive celestial link between the signs of 7-5 BC and 3-1 BC, but also tied the celestial events in Draco at the north-pole, to the Jupiter-Saturn unions on the ecliptic, in the context of Precession. These links between the planet Saturn and the star Eta-Draconis emphasize the original dominion of the dragon, especially his temporal lordship, at the pinnacle of Creation, while the Meteor shower depicts the dragon cast down at sunset, signifying the twilight of the radiance of this spiritual dominion.
This brings us to a third ruling aspect of the central theme of Jupiter-Saturn triple conjunctions in celestial history, the phenomena of Precession. As we have seen, in the precession of the equinoxes, the Celestial Prelude of 7-6 BC, coincided with the dawning of the Precessional Age of Pisces, announcing the birth of Christ, three years later. These individual 2160-year ages in the grand ruling cycle of Precession, represent one aspect of the spiritual significance of precession as it relates to the Jupiter-Saturn unions. There also is an apparent symbolic correlation between precessional ages and spiritual administrations, which we can get an idea of in the Try-God Timeline. The Ages of the precession of the equinoxes relate more to the return of the galactic cycle, as seen in the coming alignment of our solar system with the Galactic Center of the Milky Way, in Sagittarius in the next few years. This is linked to the popularity of 2012 in Mayan Astrology. Once the implications of Biblical Astronomy are ascertained regarding the significance of the 12 Signs of the zodiac, we can apply this theme to the precessional age in question, to gain additional spiritual insight into the message of the celestial showcase. Formerly, these precessional ages were considered almost exclusively from the viewpoint of Astrology, whose corrupting influence has muddied the pure waters of Biblical Astronomy. Only the Biblical perspective reveals the true meaning of the witness of the stars, as God first intended, never the “black astrological arts.” Another element of a spiritual view of the precession, is the precession of the poles, evident in the transition of the North-Star from Thuban of Draco, to Polaris of Ursa Minor, over the last 5000 years. This is another powerful indicator of the fall of Lucifer, as the rise of the new Morning Star takes place. The Star Thuban is seen below, as the star positioned at the intersection of the two polar circles on the left.
This brings us to the fourth major aspect of these Jupiter-Saturn unions, and how they ultimately recognize, and point towards the birth of the Promised Seed, Jesus Christ, the purpose of the ages. As we will see in even greater detail regarding the signs surrounding the birth of Moses, God set the celestial orbs in their coordinated paths to witness to His glory, and the arrival of Jesus, His only begotten Son. All Nature stands, to honor and recognize this long awaited and sought for, Day of the Promised Seed. All human kind will ultimately bow to the majestic authority of Jesus Christ our Promised Seed. All Creation will soon worship the glory of the King of Kings, or come to nought.
Hello, Admin, a Christian here who’s wondering something… how much can we as puny, narrow-minded, three-dimensional humans can actually know about an all-knowing, all-powerful, infinitely complex God? Since our minds are finite and God’s complexity is infinite, the answer is 0%.
On that note, let’s postulate, for example, that God did create the world via a big bang? How would He communicate that He created the universe instantaneously in an explosion that unraveled time, space, & matter to a people who don’t even understand that they just recently came into sentience on a round clump of dirt, orbiting a burning ball of gas? The concept would’ve been beyond their comprehension and therefore, irrepeatable. You can’t retell a story you never understood in the first place.
Likewise, my telling of the big bang is STILL so uninformed that a thousand years from now, people will look back and laugh at how little we know.
Fact is, we know no factual details about who God is and how He created us. We can only postulate based on what we observe.
Also, your misquotation of the Bible, even if in a joking manner, is a perfect reason as to why we can’t take it word-for-word! If, by some disaster, all written records of the Bible were lost and in an attempt to recompile it, writers were able to restore the hard drive which contained your website, Genesis would forever be rewritten. The example may sound ridiculous, but the point still must be made that the unholy influence of humankind has altered the words of the Bible for millennia, whether or not we would like to admit it.
First of all, you can be Christian and still believe in evolution. I was raised Baptist, began going to a Pentecostal Church, and now go to an amazing non-denominational church and I have decided against the creationist theory because of sheer scientific evidence and intelligence, which some people fail to have. You appear to be one of those people, who’s blind faith disables you from accepting anything other than what it says in the Bible.
Did you also know that, according to the Bible, God is a jealous God, God ordered the death of entire civilizations, including women and children, from his followers? That the ‘first-testament’ God was so frightening and wrathful that his followers feared him more than loved and respected him?
Anyway, I digress. Creationism is nonsensical.
How do you explain fossils and things like that?
haha oh wow
epic troll is epic!
Successful troll is successful.
massive rick roll LOLZ
I’ve been rickrolled… Hardcore one but very well done ! 😀
pfff hahaha crazy bitch hahaa its only a game lol, i cant stop laughing xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, ahhhh today those religion freaks cant prove science wrong remember that this page you created and the computer you’re using were made by heretic scientist you brainless bitch!
I don’t know what’s more funny. The ‘verse’ that you posted, or the dumbasses that don’t read it at the end and start flaming you? Brilliant!!! 🙂
This is the most brilliant piece of spoof i have ever seen *gg*
I just came across the site, took it for real, read through the posts and suddenly stopped…thought…”Never gonna let you down?”…did he really say that?… kept on reading and nearly pissed my pants.
The best thing are the comments that are actually arguing about the Rick Astley stuff in the bible without knowing it’s Rick Astley stuff.
This is the greatest rickroll of all time!
Greetings from Austria
http://www.heathenforay.com
SHOOP DE WHOOP!!!!! ANONYMOUS DELIVERS!!
Matt Damon wrote the bible.
OMG LOL i cant believe how much contraversy this has sparked up LMAO.
2000 replys and people still think its geniune?!?!?
GG OP… GG
who ever still beleives this bullshit are retarded twats!! do a google search and then wiki and then wiki rickroll!! you fucking ass’s
omg loled so hard. you say:
Everyone I am sure knows the passage that in the beginning God created heaven and earth.
Then im sure you know the passage in Harry Potter where they fly away on broomsticks.
Just because it’s written down, even by shepards 2000 years ago, doesnt make it real.
People like you make me despise humanity. I know alot of good christians and you disgrace them.
And on the sixth day god created the dinosaurs to give the humans the oil to run their big cars
My disciple you have done well in spreading the word of rick roll i grant you immortality, infinite knowledge and a free 50$ gift voucher. If you have any queries contact me at [email protected].
My disciple you have done well in spreading the word of rick roll i grant you immortality, infinite knowledge and a free 50$ gift voucher. If you have any queries contact me at [email protected]. Now go forth my disciples and let there be rock everybody dance now
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Did…
Did i just got rickrolled..? O_o
amazingly done. you got yourself a fan =)
I went from wanting to castrate u for polluting the gene pool, to wanting to kill you for such a brilliant prank.
hats off
You tell those bastards who dare profane the name of Rick Astley!
Rick Rolled…..! I can’t believe so many people have got sucked into this and got on thier high horses over JOKE! Maybe people should just read the whole thing first! One person here has even quoted the line about Poe’s Law and still not gotten it! What an idiot!
You have done a fabulous job with an old and tired meme. Brava madame, brava.
Just because YOU were raised and YOU believe in it does NOT make it right, and you most certainly have NO right to tell other people what to believe.
If you believe in god, good for you, take your beliefs and mind your own business. Nobody cares if you believe in god or not or WHAT you believe in. It doesn’t matter if it’s right or wrong, the truth is that you can not go around claiming everyone else is wrong. You have absolutely no right to do that.
Keep your beliefs to yourself, nobody wants to hear about god if they don’t believe him. Hell or not, nobody cares.
Oh, ha, it’s a rickroll.
Excuse me? I believe in God and fucking love this game. Its funny that you’re complaining that your beliefs are being attacked when it is you who is attacking the people who enjoy this game. Honestly, get a fucking life and learn to accept that people can have different beliefs and interests. So kindly, take down this site to prevent your logic from getting destroyed any further by others.
lol i can’t believe people won’t even read to the bottom of a post they are bashing
Do people seriously not understand that this is a huge joke? I realized this was purely satire LONG before the rick roll post. A little hard to tell, but obvious if you realize that someone who was this against the game wouldn’t post videos and pics of the “inappropriate material”. But seriously, can people REALLY not tell that this is a joke from the last part of the latest entry? Even if you aren’t familiar with Rick Rolls, do people seriously think thats part of the bible? XD Or are people not even reading it, which confuses me, because why would you comment on something you haven’t read?
Nice trolling, 10/10.
Wow, Awesome! Very good way to RICKROLL someone. Seriously people read an entire article and actually pay attention to what it says. 😀
For those of you who don’t know what a rickroll is I guide you to this site. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickroll
or for more information try this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
It is a joke, a joke!
Aaaahahahahahaa. Brilliant. Just brilliant. Best Rick Roll ever!
It’s dangerous to read something from the Bible. Everyone knows that. Well, everyone with a working brain.
This is not a rickroll! You can tell it’s from the Bible by it being totally absurd and full of shit.
HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE RICK ROLL US!!!!!!!! YOU LYING BASTARDS!!!! that was the GREATEST prank EVER!!!!
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
This site blows. Stop attacking videogames because your so freakin bored that you have nothing else to do. Its just a video game, get OVER IT.
Hilarious site, but the Jack Thompson post really gave it all away.
HAHAHA thats a good one. it is so funny that no one actually read what you wrote. Thank you for this wonderful joke.
Hell, you think your belief is a duty for all people in the whole world. who gives you the right to convert people to one of your sort? oh yeah, the bible says, i see.
you account you to be god himself by taking the right to deny other people the way the want to live and believe.
i don´t want you to convert and i expect you to do the same with all people who dont share youre beliefs.
nobodys got the right to make those decisions for other people.
People still falling for it 2 weeks after this post. Wonder how long this will keep going.
I think part of the problem that is going on here is that the bulk of you are ignorant as to the word of Simpsons. I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in. I understand that everyone didn’t have the chance to be taught these things, and learn about Simpsons as my family did so if I am going to have this kind of attention I should use it to help teach others about the words of Simpsons that helped to shape me into the woman I am today.
lol
See you in hell bitch. I’m gonna put soo many laxatives in ur mouth soo you will be shitting niagara falls no2 24/7.
Bend over and crack a smile you lil faggot.
This might be kinda late but
what i meant about one looking at intelligent design right now was the screen.
look at the earlier screens and compare them to yours.
HAHAHA! all of you people take this shit very serious.. but he is talking lyrics of a song by Rick Astley. A typical action of Rick Rollin: a april’s fools day joke that was immensly popular. he also states Poe’s Law, which says: “you can never seperate fundametalism and parody’s! SO THIS SITE IS FAKE
THIS
WEBSITE
IS FAKE
haha.. good job, man!
I can’t believe there is nearly 2,500 post and still some people haven’t realised. It makes me wonder how absolutely stupid people can be that even with all the hundereds of post saying that this is a rickroll, there are still idiots who don’t realise. It also makes me realise that most people on here can’t be tolerant of others cultures even if this was real. What a pathetic world we really live in.
[…] mentioning a couple of verses from the Bible in his posts. But in his latest (as of writing) post Understand my beliefs please, the plot thickens… the “lulz” behind the mask of a “drama” […]
Part of your problem, not all of it; but part of it, is that you want people to understand and accept your beliefs; but, do not seem to feel you should make any effort to understand, much less accept, others beliefs.
I was raised a Christian, raised in a Southern Baptist Church in the Deep South. Had every opportunity to learn all about it. And I did try to accept it. It is easier to go along with the crowd – you see. But Christianity, this whole bit about salvation, much less “creationism,” etc. never did make much sense to me. So when I was well past forty, I decided to come out as an Atheist.
It was not a decision to become an Atheist. That already was, and was not, and is not, a choice. It was a decision to be honest.
I don’t think the evidence supports the existence of God; and, if I don’t believe in God, I don’t believe in the Bible, so your Biblical quotations mean nothing.
I do know one thing, if there is a God, he would prefer that you worry about all the wars and hungry people in this world than some game.
Best prank ever since Rick Rolls.
Genie, you’ve been RICKROLLED!
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
I demand someone make a God-roll. NOW!
rofl
And we were rolled. *laughs* This was the most entertaining thirty minutes of my life. Some of these comments are amazing.
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
Such a great RickRoll.
I see what you did there.
Ok. The basic fallacy in your logic is that you can’t use religious documents to prove the existence of God, because those very documents are based upon the assumption that there is a God.
Also, I am a Christian, but take no offense to this game because it doesn’t attack creationism in any effective way. In fact, this game is at the very worst nuetral, it proposes neither evolution nor creationism as answer to the question How did we Get here?
That was the most excellent Rick-Rolling i have ever been the victim of…
Wow.
I Love how 99 Percent of you OBVIOUSLY DIDN’T READ IT.
Look closely.
DO YOU THINK JESUS IS RICK ASTLEY?
DO YOU THINK THE BIBLE IS A RICK ROLL?
Whoever runs this site is awesome for pulling off the most elaborate rick roll possible – One where it is hard for morons to tell they just got rick roll’d. HAHAHAHAHA. Classic.
That was an excellent rick roll.
Good job.
Also is this website a joke or are you serious?
I love that some people didn’t get it and have written long posts about your “religious views”. READ THE LAST LINES OF THE QUOTE! DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY WERE IN THE BIBLE?!! Think guys, think.
I can understand your viewpoint, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that they are correct. The “proof” you use is words that were written by men some 2000-3000 years ago. And that’s all it is. A book written by some men who wanted to provide insight for themselves on the world. The world is a complicated place, and what they were trying to accomplish for themselves is an explanation as to why it’s all there. Obviously they didn’t have any sort of technology, so they thought about it, maybe for minutes, maybe or decades, who knows. They thought about it until they all agreed on something that made some sense to them. However, in this day and age, that kind of creativity and thought is not required; we have within our grasps such advanced technologies as carbon dating, chemical dissolution, and a whole mess of other things to prove where our species came from. Of course, this still doesn’t explain the origin of the universe, but they’re working on discovering that right as we speak in a little town called Geneva at the Large Hadron Collider, or Halo, as its English name will soon be. So though these arguments that you use were once considered scientific fact, one must understand that truth is not a constant, it is a variable that changes as new information and technology brings us understanding. I respect your decision to oppose scientific fact, but there’s one point I’ve been ignoring here.
What you’re opposing is a work of fiction.
Yes, fiction. Will Wright is not trying to make an educational experience. What he has done is fashioned patterns of ones and zeros to provide a fun, creative environment in which people can create their own universe, with the backstory they want. To them, their creation may be the work of a God, only they themselves are the God. Or it may be that they are nature, running science the way they want it to run. Spore was created to be a world of imagination. So just imagine. Don’t destroy other peoples’ ability to create. Think for yourself, draw your own conclusions from life. Think with your own head, not your church’s.
My name is Solomon, I am an agnostic who believes a God has created the universe and can extend his will to some part by changing the direction and momentum of particles.
wonderful!
I think this may be the best rickroll I have ever seen.
DESU DESU DESU.
I present you with this shiny new Internets.
Best Rickroll ever. I applaud you on your trolling.
-golfclap-
THAT WAS SO FUNNY.
I really wish all of these knuckleheads would read the WHOLE blog before trying to go off on some rant. Just too damn funny. “Neva gonna give, neva gonna give… ” haha
I think these people probably get Rickrolled on a weekly basis. LOL
Cracked me up. Well done.
LOL at all the people who clearly didn’t read to the end to find out it’s a joke… hilarious how they are calling people idiots when they’re the ones looking foolish.
this site sucks and this religion is all bullshit. its just how those goddamn republicans want the country to be run. under the word of god. i mean, come on, who the fuck are they kidding? they think that just because some idiot supposedly died for all our sins that we are going to let our lives be run according to some goddamn fairy tale book. POWER TO THE PEOPLE! VIVA LA ZAPATISTA! OBAMA ’08!
Yeah, that’s basically awesome…
sassy joe, you’re fucking trolling right?
the only thing that would be better would be a Bel Air.
an internet to you, sir
It’s a damn game and evolution is as true as any religion. k.
This is absolutely absurd. Okay, I believe in some higher power. God, yes. But do deny evolution all together is downright unholy. If you are any believer in miracles and the spirit of God, what you want is evolution. The ability for even our bodies to deal with viruses and diseases after having adapted and evolved to them. Immunity comes through evolution. You can say the world was created by God (that’s for another conversation) and that people were put here by God and all that Adam and Eve jargon. But there is no room to speak to say evolution is not evident. We have science to prove. There is no ACTUAL proof yet of the earth, but evolution is as solid as the ground you walk on and the church you pray at.
Hahaha! That was genius man. Goes to show just how many morons there are on the internet. It also shows how many people like to argue and assert there views without reading the whole situation.
Best. Bible. Quote. Ever.
Brian, you are stupid beyond belief.
Ohh!! Common!!
Then, if god told you that only “good people” (even if they killed in the name of god…) is going to enter heaven…
Anyway: all things related with this lie called “god” is mere bullshit.
Please: instead of talking of videogames, better go and make some work for your community… then I can really believe that you are worried about people.
I love the sheer anount of people who have not read to the end and have ranted, you all got RickRoll’d!
Truly legendary. Kudos, you deserve a place in Heaven.
Ok, this is seriously funny as all hell.
1) To the liberal leftists you people are all fired up over absolutely positively nothing. But, I must say thankyou for proving the ignorance and hypocrisy of the “liberal” left 🙂 Much appreciated.
2) You have been seriously and completely Rick Roll’d so fracking hard your ears must be bleeding right now, along with your bleeding heart.
3) In closing, I do not know what exactly I believe in, personally. I do believe there is something out there, whether it be God, god, Allah, Yahweh, Mother Nature, or whatever you want to call it, but at least I believe in something. Would rather live a life rich with love and knowledge than the absolute fear and trepidation that the left shows everytime they open their mouths. My word, you can not even read what someone is saying before you flip off the handle and start regurgitating the nonsense that the scared alone empty people fed you.
You are an IDIOT! By your intelligence, I see that you’re still in TRIBAL STAGE. You are mentally ill. Go to a church and confess! And then go to HELLL!!!!!
I just really wanna tell you something one time and one time only. Back off, back off for your own good. If this is Christianity, the world would be a sad place. I for one have a religon and really dont care how the earth was made or anything of that crap. The time is now and make the most of now. Why should we care about our past? I want a damn right logically straight answer( I dont mind a little bullshit too :P)
Why isn’t anyone catching on? Seriously! IT’S A HOAX! Search Wikipedia for “Poe’s Law”! Notice the rickroll? Come on! Anyone who posts something negative after this post is stupid, not the admin.
[email protected] people who don’t pay attention. I believe in God, I don’t go to church, and I love playing video games, but what I love more is people who are stupid and either don’t read all of what people are saying, or just simply are so pissed off and ignorant that they don’t catch on to or have situational awareness of anything that’s going on around them. Like getting the ultimate rickroll.
wow you are a dumbass.
i bet you support sarah palin…
BURN IN HELL LIL’ BITCHIE!!
You know, people like you really need to shut the hell up. Don’t like the game? Do not buy it. You believe one thing? Fine, but keep it between you and the rest of the religious freaks, just because YOU think it’s right. well, that pretty much means NOTHING to anyone who is capable of free thought. personally I find your beliefs laughable at best, and at worst outright contemptible. All your God is, is myth. yep, MYTH. just like ALL the rest of the giant invisible friends out there. Go ahead and blog about it, it will not change anything. Your kind are dying out. the world is changing and has no room for myth worshiping bullies anymore. I know I sound overly mean, and I suppose I am, but seriously, the time has come to put aside silly children’s tales and actually take responsibility for ourselves. no one is going to save us, there is no reset button, and we sure as hell are not all going to agree on everything 100%. To think otherwise is a waste of time.
“So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand”…
Are you sure of that things are written by god? or by hummans!?
If you can demostrate that you say, i will follow you… if you cannot demostrate… is only faith…
successfull troll is very successfull
Epic. Thank you.
Never gonna say goodbye,
Eran.
Hi.
I have read part of your posts and was surprised. You are taking this too serious. I do not want to insult you like the others here – it’s not my right to do so. But, Spore is only a game. You could think of it as a Science-fiction one. So, you should not think that it threatens the biblical beliefs in any way. Think about doing this to all the creations so far: movies, books, games. What if a group of people would come and stand in front of Ubisoft and protest? It’s silly. I mean, let’s take Doom. Despite it was criticized, it still remains the best shooter game ever made, and the pioneer of FPS.
Imagine a world where all games would be based on harp-playing angels. How complex would the gaming industry be? Would that be entertaining? Definitely not. I hope you get my point.
If you would totally obey the Bible, as you want us to think, you would surely know this: “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you (Matthew 7:12).”
Thank you.
OMG. i think im about to die…….I’ve been trolled and rolled before but this on tops it easy. Great troll man. epic I’d say. you sir have my respect ^_^!
~Genesis Theory~
…wow, just wow. I am amazed at how blind people are. They read the first half and then just say screw it and not read the. I might as well be the one to point this out:
—> “21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
SEE, FUCKING RICK ROLL. RICK ROLL MEANS YOU JUST GOT EPICLY JOKED ON. CALM THE FUCK DOWN ATHIESTS AND JESUS FREAKS ALIKE.
btw, epic rick roll mate
Seriously everyone, there’s a Rick Roll in a Bible reference, did you all even bother reading the article?!?!
Wow I can’t believe how stupid people are to react this way to what is clearly just a joke.
Not only is the blog funny but it’s hilarious that so many people think this is serious. Surely even if you haven’t read it, you would have thought the bible didn’t refer to the internet? =P
I guess people aren’t understanding this still, so here I go.
This site is a joke. No, I’m not undermining the site or the purely genius author of this blog, the site is a literal joke. All of you who have followed this site from the beginning and onward have been on the recieving end of a most intricate and insightful prank. This blog makes you see the err of many thousands of humans who will believe and follow anything they read as long as it has some easily associated-with reasoning behind it.
You’ve been rickrolled. If you don’t know what that is, welcome to the Internet. I am your ambassasdor, SoT, and you’ve all been pulled by a leash all the way here. I’d like to begin with a story, if I may.
Now, this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down.
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
and I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.
comedy genius augmented by social stupidity
absolute gold
I think this is the best example of a Rick Roll ever!
Not just some bait-and-switch link to a video, not just some errant link to something that’s too good to be true, this took time, effort and creativity.
No matter what your religious beliefs, this Rick Roll was Godly!!!
You are a bad bad man! To imagine you would pervert the words of our Lord Rick Astley to such a degree! Shameful!
this is gold, best prank in a while.
fuck you all people that are taking this seriously, maybe try reading the whole thing
Lol, I think everyone realized it was a joke, no one is flaming him anymore. I guess five straight posts in a row saying these guys are retards for still believing this has finally penetrated there thick ass skulls.
[…] consider this Sept. 11 post on Antispore: But in the Bible we are told in Genesis 6:7 “So the LORD said, “I will wipe […]
thank you for that waste of my time really funny prank, couldn’t have been better placed if the pope typed it himself even, i appreciated the whole thing and how so many people just didn’t get it ah… funny funny
but in all seriousness spore is a pretty cool game
even if you don’t believe in evolution, you should still try it out for yourself and not listen to others… like for the first time… Come on People smile laugh its fun 🙂 its funny and life is too short.
and to the persons who shield their kids from such great games as Call of Duty and Counterstrike i think it was… YOU SUCK.
thank you again for such an elaborate prank PEaCe OuT!!
Out. Freakin. Standing.
Epic win. Well done.
New editions of the bible have those exact lines from Genesis 8:21-27 in them. Really they do.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
ohw my f gawd, i heared about the site and desided to have a look.
IT”S AWSOME! one of a best rickrolls ever.
it seriously took some set up, but eventually: BAM!!! RICKROLL!!!
rather silly that a lot of ppl take this seriously, nicely done ^^ /hail
I’m quite surprised people’re still at it.
Nicely done!
Holy cow, and here I was composing my nasty comment in my mind but I bothered to read the beliefs section (because I give people the benefit of a doubt that they can be good people if a little overzealous) and find myself Rick Rolled . . . You sir or madam are a master!
Great way to get people riled up though. This is almost as good as the time Jack Thompson said you could see full detailed nudity in the Sims 2. Of course good old Jack didn’t know it was USER created content. Ah . . . good times. Lot of boards got pissed over that one.
And of course we’re all forgetting the original Evolution game:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E.V.O.:_Search_for_Eden
And it even had aliens and “Evolution Points”. And oddly enough, there was no real uprising with that one . . . Or Cubivore, which is essentially Blocks evolving . . .
Dude, you suck. THERE IS NO GOD, AND EVEN IF THERE WAS ONE, WHO CARES, SPORE IS JUST A FUN GAME. I THINK YOU JUST HADN’T GOT ENOUGH ATTENTION FROM YOUR MOM, SO YOU MADE AN ANTISPORE SITE. GO FAP YOURSELF. GOD DOESN’T EXCIST. YOU’RE COCKSUCKER STUPID CHRIST
To above poster:
Dude, you suck.
IT WAS A RICK ROLL.
A FUCKING JOKE, YOU BRAINLESS COCKSUCKER.
I love these militant atheists that don’t read the whole post. Militant atheists are just as bad as zealots.
HAHA! Great RickRoll! I laugh at those poor suckers who still tihnk it’s real!
HAHA
I feel sorry for all of the non-belivers. So many lost lambs. The Church of Scientology will always accept those who wish to be saved.
ZOMGWUTROFL?
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I loved the number of abusive people who didn’t read to the end of the article. Seriously. Read it. Noobs ^^
Kudos to the writer for stringing us all along.
Y SO CEREAL??????
……bitch.
whahahaha wtf heeft dat stomme kut geloof nou gedaan? niks! de kerk zijn vieze oplichters en god bstaat niet laat hem lekker de tering krijgen vieze kut kerkgangers
krijg ***ker
Religion, fine. Just don’t expect a game like this to be an attack. Thats just showing the weakness in your religion and believes. And that is why there are so many wars in this tiny world, created by god or not. probably not. But hey thats my believe. I dont see (any) religion could be an attack of “evolution value’s” , come on, please.
And, as said about sim city, and i quote:
“But if you ever felt like you had too much power, God would come in with a tornado or an earthquake and put you back in place.”
Doesnt seem like a very friendly god. at least a god i would be terrified to believe in. probably children even more… just my 2 cents. not an attack on your believes. at least it does explain why He ( if He exists) has created Tornado Alley…
PS rick believes in evoluition. and you quote him. i pray for you that the allmighty rick will forgive you.
PS2 : you have put in allot of work to be flamed and eventually be laughed at, with quite desperate longing for attention. goodone though.
PS3: i hope you do believe in evolution afterall. if not, so help you God. I’ll pray for you, too.
You have these beliefs because they were instilled in you, not because they are true, or you thought about them. They were instilled on me as well, but then I learnt to think for myself. You don’t seem to have!
“and God saw that it was good.”
Wtf??!!
If God knows everything, then why wouldn’t he know if ‘it’ would be good or not!!??
He has to see ‘it’ to know ‘that it was good’?!!
You christians are real stupid, with your ‘beliefs’ and all…
How dare you insult Will Wright with your dogmatic, retarded ‘beliefs’!!??
YOU MEATHEAD!!!!
Why can’t you shut the f*ck up and go preach or do some easy, repetitive task that would be fit to your low, IQ, you jerk!??!!!?
So yes, I ‘understand’ your ‘beliefs’…
BUT I DON’T GIVE A FU*KING SHIT ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Way to go ‘God of badgers’!! 😉
I’m a retarded idiot dumbell that sits around picking my nose, and I just want to say that I love this website, just love it!!!
😉
Oh, and ya want to know somthin’ else?
I got up this here mornin’ and I had to use the good ol’ crapper.
And my shit was green.
Yessire… Green
🙂
rickrolling epicness.
lol at the people ranting above
did i just get rick rolled ?
Ha ha.
“RickRole”
Yeah, I get it.
Very funny stunt.
Creative.
CAN’T YOU FIND SOMTHING ELSE TO DO WITH YOUR TIME, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
This is the only true:
Man created God, abd the TEXTs you are referign were wrote 2 thousand years ago but a bunch of people that wanted to control others minds.
there are not gods related to that
My argument:
I believe that the entire of everything was created by God. Weather He did this through evolution or not, a big bang or not, the point is that He, in His infinite wisdom created everything that exists. The point is not to argue what method He used, the point is He did it. There is nothing wrong with other people believing or not believing is creationism or evolutionism. We, as Christians, should attempt to live our lives according to the prompting of the Holy Spirit. The only time that other people (non-Christians) get involved is when we pray for them, and when they ask us about our faith, as they have seen the great things that God does, and the qualities we express (love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control, [The fruits of the Holy Spirit]) Then we should answer with all the truth of God behind us. If they do not accept this, that is their decision. Us humans were created with free will, and as such we can decide to follow God or not. If certain people decide to create a video game that does or does not promote evolutionism, and this is against what we believe is right or wrong, we must attempt to educate those around us against this, with God’s help. No judgment passed here, but fervor, even meant in the best manner, can often go awry. Admin, I applaud your efforts, and hope that this endeavor has been led and guided by God. If so, you can rest easy, knowing that you have achieved or, at least are on the way to achieving that which God has told you to do. If, however, this endeavor was not led and ordained by God, I hope that you will seek his guidance in the future.
anyone who RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEd here is, sir, an idiot … one of the best rickrolls ever!
You sir, or madam, are a satirical genius. Up until now, I honestly thought you were a bible thumping crazy lady but now I can see you just have too much free time on your hands.
Well done.
This site is freaking sweet. I don’t know what’s better, the fact that the site is a whole big joke to begin with, or that many people are still getting all worked up over it, religion freaks included. The song lyrics in the bible quotes are a nice touch. If you want some good information about religion and lies check this site http://zeitgeistmovie.com/
sage this thread
dude, if you cant be a biggot and a dumbass then get the fuck off the internet. god is a peace loving persion (thing… idk.) and if you cant be peacefull and unjuging like hem then your going to hell.
wow. dident take the time to read it all. epic rick roll dude
THIS BLOG IS A FAKE!!!!!
You have all been duped by a fucktarded asshole of an unknown name.
Read the bottom of the “Understand my beliefs please” post here:
/2008/09/11/understand-my-beliefs-please/
It says:
QUOTE
“But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we were His creation and He then spoke to Noah in Genesis 8:21-27 after the flood.
’21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: ‘Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. ‘Never gonna let you down.’ 23.’Never gonna run around and desert you.’ 24. ‘Never gonna make you cry.’ 25. ‘Never gonna say goodbye.’ 26. ‘Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.’ 27.’Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
It’s these teachings that I’ve spent my life learning, believing and becoming, that have made me the woman that I am today.”
END QUOTE
This is what’s known as a RICK ROLL!
Do you know what a rick roll is?
Mabe not.
Read this article:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickroll
Which states:
QUOTE
“Rickrolling is an Internet meme involving the music video for the 1987 Rick Astley song ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’. The meme is a bait and switch: a person provides a Web link they claim is relevant to the topic at hand, but the link actually takes the user to the Astley video. The URL can be masked or obfuscated in some manner so that the user cannot determine the true source of the link without clicking (and thus satisfying their curiosity). When a person clicks on the link given and is led to the web page he/she is said to have been “Rickrolled”. By extension, it can also mean playing the song loudly in public in order to be disruptive.
Most believe the practice began as a variant of an earlier prank originating from the imageboard 4chan called duckrolling, in which a link to somewhere (such as a specific picture or news item) would instead lead to a thread or site containing an edited picture of a duck with wheels. The user at that point, is said to have been ‘Duckrolled’. The first instance of Rickroll occurred on the site’s video game board, where a link to the Rick Astley video was claimed to be a mirror of the first trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV (which was unavailable due to heavy traffic). The joke was confined to 4chan for a very brief period.
By May 2008, the practice had spread beyond 4chan and become an Internet phenomenon, eventually amassing some coverage in the mainstream media. An April 2008 poll by SurveyUSA estimated that at least 18 million American adults have been Rickrolled.”
END QUOTE
So this blog is a joke!
Here are some more sources:
http://kotaku.com/5048460/antispore-answerable-to-a-higher-power-+-rick-astley
http://www.gamepolitics.com/2008/09/11/antispore-creationist-site-revealed-rick-roll
Awesome! I didn’t even get it, I’m a victim of speedreading myself. Someone pointed it out and now I get it.
anon said it best:
comedy gold augmented by social stupidity. hats off to you, and a hearty laugh at those who either can’t read or simply have no sense of reading comprehension.
”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet.
Whoops. Now i want to punch this person MORE!!!!
Well, you sound pretty arrogant here. “I know better than you because my family taught me some stuff someone wrote some thousand years ago”.
I can’t respect your beliefs if you don’t respect mine. I know science works not because I “didn’t have the chance to learn the Holy Word of God”; I know it works because I’ve seen it in action, and for all I’ve seen and done I know the scientific method works. I can’t say the same about any religion or any god.
Yes, I know you have a “good” answer coming from your book, about having to see with your own eyes to believe something. And that’s exactly the point: your book is written in a way that, IF you believe it, it has arguments for everything; however, the only basis for those arguments are what is written. In other words, those who use that book use the book itself to justify the book. “I’m better because I’m telling you I’m better!”
It’s sad to see that people like yourself still exist. Religion is perfectly fine; intolerance isn’t. You need to understand that “faith” and “science” aren’t mutually exclusive, and that nothing from any faith has a place in science (and vice-versa). I only hope that you (and the others who support the same type of reasoning) understand that someday.
Well done!
Well, in my Science book it says the world spawned millions of years ago. so clearly the world was created because of rational, proveable events that can be recreated (for example as they are doing in switserland at CERN).
2000 years ago people thought the world was flat, it was proven wrong, therefor people don’t believe it anymore. 2000 years ago a superawesome person named Jesus who had extraordinary abilities, died for mankind’s sins. it’s all very nice but it’s just a STORY. just because he’s long dead and gone, and it can’t be proven right, doesn’t mean it’s a fact.
believe what you will, just don’t go forcing it down our throats. why don’t you go make a nice game about god. oh wait, there already are a few. the Black & White series. very much apreciated by atheists too. because i guess… it’s just a GAME and not a fact, threat, or even a bloody war. IT’S ALL JUST FUN AND GAMES.
get the fuck over yourselves.
I Love SCI-FI, I Love the holy bible
Yet another Christian/Catholic who forces there belief onto people. People like you really get on my nerves, Spore is just a game. The whole evolution thing is based on scientific facts, I am going to be so happy once the Large Hadron Collider proves there is no such thing of God then silly people can stop forcing there religious beliefs onto others like a bunch of psycho morons.
God and science are not mutually exclusive, broseph.
Consider this for once, maybe your WRONG… I believe in a God, but why should I believe in YOUR God, what about all the other God’s with THEIR creation stories, if I don’t belive in them I’ll go to their hell, if I don’t believe in yours I’ll go to your God’s hell, if they’re all right then WHO’s RIGHT?!!?!?!?!? What should convince me that your God is right, the fact that I live in America and of course the greatest consumer nation, and thus the greediest, MUST be right??!! Your unwillingness to see the bigger picture is what is blinding you to the true sight of God. I believe that God could care less about a videogame seeing as he hasn’t created a firey hell-chasm and sucked them all in so I don’t see why your making such a big deal about it. Have you ever heard this phrase, ” IT’S JUST A GAME!!!!!” ?!?!?!?!?! Anyways, here’s the idea behind religion… your allowed to have your own stupid beliefs but don’t EVER try to challenge the modern intelligent world because you’ll ALWAYS LOSE… science can be proven and religion cannot, and until you can prove that the Bible or whatever it is you read is true ( the only way to do this is SCIENCE by the way) then you can MAYBE tell me science is wrong… but I might have trouble believing you…
it says my comment is awaiting moderation?!?! What if you don’t like it you’ll simply take it off here?!? It seems everyone here disagrees with you so stop talking and destroy this site. We’re not sinful evil people that our writing this, we are not wrong, and Will Wright is not a brainwasher!! I go to church every sunday even though I have my own seperate beliefs and I play trumpet because I believe the point of church is to unify people, to encourage them to help others. I plan to spend the rest of my life helping others wether it may be as a doctor, a teacher, or an engineer and I keep the care of others very close to my heart. Look at religion this way, be kind to others, and no matter what you’ll have lived a good life. You seem afraid of some great hellfire or corruption of society, so I’ll put in a way I hope you find comforting and what is my personal goal in life. Be good to others, be kind, humble, gracious, and praise life in all it’s aspects. If there’s a heaven,no God that’s worth being with would throw you out for being good to others and living a wholesome life. If there’s a hell, no worries because you’ve been good so, hey your going to God and if he casts you out for being what I stated above, he’s no God worth having. Finally, if there is nothing on the other side, have no fear because when your dead, you won’t care anyways since your, well…dead. You must look at God in retrospect. If he is a creator he is only worth what he creates and if he does not have creation he has nothing, He WANTS to be loved, he wants to be appreciated and if God shows his face in others than when you are kind and loving to them, you are kind and loving to him. My belief is that the bible is a BIG book of parables. Jonah didn’t ACTUALLY get swallowed by a whale. The whale is the sign of God protecting him in strom seas (equal to times of trouble or doubt) and when Jonah is spit up he believs in God and all is well. That’s why I believe in a higher being and I don’t believe he would really have a problem with spore since I think this higher being created the universe and let evolution take place as part of his creative process. If you don’t agree with me you can always find a silly compromise like the garden of Eden is almost another demension and when Adam and Eve (who at the time were like animals and apes) where there dinosaurs walked the earth and then God killed the dinosaurs and put Adam and Eve on earth where they then evolved into the creatures we are today. That’s getting pretty crazy though, almost as crazy as your theory. I hope I’ve put some sense into you and shoved you in the right direction. But before I go, I have one last point. It says in the bible God created us in his image, and the bible never discourages questions or imagination/ creativity so it can thus be infered that God encourages us to create and explore and spore is just another way that man-kind follows in God’s image…
I find my arguments to be resonable and honest in both religion and science so please may I ask you, understand MY beliefs please.
I was getting SOOOO mad at this website until I got to this post. Everyone who read this, including myself has been epically RICK ROLLED… EPICALLY. Possibly even the EPICEST RICK ROLL EVER.
I couldn’t help but notice that the mail adress is required… is that so you can inform people that they’ve been rick roll’d? LoL, this is going down as my all time favorite rick roll!!! LoL, wonder if the person writing the next message right under me is going to know its a rick roll?
HEY DUDE!!! STOP WRITING YOU MORON!!! YOU’RE BEING RICK ROLL’D
Haha, all you fanboys fail.
Miserably.
“”And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.” So it’s clear that Earth was made by God’s hand, not science”
its clear because a book written thousands of years by idiots told you, now i’m convinced
Nice epic rick roll! for those composing nasty replies and rebuttals, please read the end of the entry 🙂
You, madam, are a genius. My hat’s off to you. I’m sure there are people who still don’t understand how large this rick roll is, even after reading the end.
Just noticed that guy typing up there, named “Consider the Following.”
Please, you’ve been rick rolled. OK, I’ll tell the secret. The end of the article, quoting from Genesis, are some of the lines of THE RICK ROLL SONG!
It’s a MASSIVE, EPIC, MASSIVELY EPIC, AWESOME RICK ROLL! Now do you all understand?
lulz………….rick rolls are teh funniez
Successful troll is successful.
Pfft, a bad blog written by a woman, about the best game ever. What should anyone else have to fear? Its one (unless the retarded count as half) against millions of fans, many of whom are Christian. What is wrong with imitating ‘evolution’? ITS A GAME. GET OVER IT.
tl;dr = In two years you’ll still be here whining. when we all are our playing the sequel no doubt.
Kudos to you!
This is the most epic rickroll I’ve ever seen, in large part do to the large number of people who NEVER EVEN REALIZED THEY WERE RICKROLLED! And that number keeps growing! Kinda makes one wonder what it says about the human race, but that doesn’t take away from the hilarity.
Great work! This was awesome.
You seem to have invented some sort of ‘stealth rickroll’.
Oy….
Massive Rickroll is massive.
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The funniest part is that so many of these people FAIL at reading the entire post.
I laughed the hardest at 2440.
My good sir, you win the internet.
this may have been the most successful troll/prank i’ve ever seen. o_O
incredible. over 80% of people did not notice the fine print.
learn to read, you righteous assholes, and for fuck’s sake, do not feed the trolls.
needs more troll…oh wait…
atleast now i am certain that 99% of the idiot anonymous flamers i see on alot of forums only read 2 paragraphs at the start of the post they are flaming before they actually start flaming
i wonder how many didnt see the rick roll?
aw man i guess that means no more entertaining idiot troll blogs i guess..
oh well
Omg.
11/10. Grats on EPIC Rickroll. <3 You made my day.
The comments make this so much better, too.
I am a christian but i still think your wrong. Sorry, but this is too much. You say it’s not right that some people create those pornographic pictures? It’s like saying giving a paper and pen to someone is the same. What your doing is ridiculous.
how is it a rickroll if we dont get to see the rick astley vid?
PLEASE READ:
I understand your objections to the game, but perhaps if you investigate the game further, you’l find that SPORE ACTUALLY SUPPORTS INTELLIGENT DESIGN (if it was evolution, you would just sit there, not play the game and watch natural selection happen) , and that it serves as a learning tool to make people more sensitive to the social/economic global dynamic, albeit in a simple way. I know the game starts with the meteorite, but if you look at gameplay itself, its really true evolution.
I know what a Rick roll is, but what’s Spore?
Seriously, guys… look… at.. the… bottom… OF THE POST! IT’S A RICKROLL! Geez, read the whole goddamn thing before you post, you hasty bastards..
Its a JOKE people! Didn’t you READ the article?! You’ve been RICK ROLL’D! The last ‘quote’ is lyrics from Rick Astley’s song DUUDESS?! Lol, very funny. Cheers to who ever thought of this. Get fan boys made, great work. 😀
Seriously. Best.. rickroll.. ever. I love you. Marry me.
I’ve never understood why so many – like you – seem to think that religion and science must be mutually exclusive. It amazes me that people can’t see the existence of God IN science – that nothing could be so complex, down to the last atom, if God’s hand wasn’t there.
Did it never occur to you that evolution is the visible sign of the hand of God? Think of it this way – which is more awe-inspiring: snapping one’s fingers and having things magically appear, or creating the process by which the entire universe evolved, and continues to evolve, and will continue to evolve long after we’re gone? Which one speaks more to the power and majesty of God?
WIN!
BEST… RICKROLL… EVER…
you are my new hero.
~K
LOL.
people should really finish reading something before they get their pants in a twist.
funny stuff man
YOU SUCK, ANTISPORE! SPORE IS A GOOD GAME! WHY YOU WASTE YOUR TIME MAKING SUCH STUPID SITES!
YOU”VE BEEN RICKROLLED!
1. I will have to read the JEWISH TORAH and get back to you on that.
2. Will wright took 7 years making spore! OMG seven years! god made the earth in 7 days! coincidence? I don’t don’t think so! God is sending us a message through will wright that this was how the human race was created.
Best hoax ever! thx dude you rock!!!!
just cuz it says it in a book it doesnt make it true genius
Ow man I loved this. best Rick Roll ever.
Whoever owns this site is a redneck. Get some education please.
Understand your belief? Well, why don’t you start by understanding other people’s beliefs?
never mind, rick rolled lol, good job
Almost two-and-a-half thousand replies. I still can’t believe some people still haven’t cottoned on. Possible people directing work colleagues here to get them worked up for a laugh.
My personal favourites are those who use “PLEASE READ” or “READ THIS NOW”, even though clearly they’ve couldn’t be bothered to do the same with the original post.
Thanks for the laugh.
Seriously …
Stop you fucking shit religion, we are in the 21th century guy, take a gun and shoot yourself and your family, plase.
OMG BEST RICKROLL
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You are the most stupid person ever. I don’t give a shit what you think. It’s important for a person to believe what he/she thinks is right, not what some sick middle-aged asswife tells them to believe.
Your muslim? So what, I respect you for who you are and for what you believe. Christian, Jew, Bhuddhist,….? All the same. Only YOU think you are some kind of a second Jesus and you’re flaming SPORE ™ because…? People have the right to think what they believe is the real thing.
And YOU keep telling them what they believe is wrong! What’s wrong with Creationism? Who cares if 1/9 of the earth population don’t believe? They’re probably better off than you! You spend your life telling people to believe in some old, bearded fat guy (no proof of his existence), a guy who’s nailed to a piece of wood (ditto here) and you tell them that what they think is wrong!
GET A FUCKING LIFE, YOU ASS-FUCKED, DOG RAPING, STUPID, EA HATING, EXTREMIST CHRISTIAN! CAUSE THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE! A STUPID EXTREMIST! GO BLOW YOURSELF UP, PREFERABLY SOMEWHERE WHERE I’M NOT!
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wow. i’m a Christian but i dont believe in creationist dumbfuckery. In fact I-……………….
crap…… you just rickrolled all of us….. i love you
You make christian beliefs sound like a force of others and not beliefs of your own. There was a time when Christians did this, it was called the Crusades, look them up.
spore sucks, cause of EA’s greediness, not cause some evolution shit
I like how people still are posting against this post. They need to learn how to read.
The best bit is, 95% of the commenters above dont get the reference, Idiots.
I tip mah hat to you sir.
I got Rick Rolled!
This has to be one of the most epic and well-executed internet pranks I’ve seen, Rick Rolling or otherwise. Well done! And the inflammatory comments that keep rolling in make it even more entertaining!
the level of fail in this thread has reached over 9000!
I found it pretty funny. It’s true though, never believe everything there is on the net. What really shocks me is that EA and Will wright, software developers, couldn’t read all of this. I guess this proves EA’s pathetic programming. They can’t read = they can’t program. Rickroll’d. And also, we are entitled to our own beliefs and opinions. It also baffles me why people are capable of typing but not able to read. I guess 77% of the people out there are too stupid to read and jump to conclusions because they are either blissfully or willfully ignorant. To all those who didn’t read, GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO READ, IT IS AN ESSENTIAL SKILL TO HAVE, I KNOW OF PARROTS THAT CAN READ THE HUMAN MULTI-NATIONAL DICTIONARY FOR EFFICIENTLY, AND EA, LEARN HOW TO PROGRAM A FUCKING GAME!!!!
Has no one thought about how God created the universe. I believe science is Gods tool.
Hehe,
Guess im one of the few actually reading complete posts before replying 😛
My respect though, the number of reactions is brilliant.
/salute
LOL i knew this cr*p was a total fake, it was so obvious, and now, we have been comproved by that with the RIck´rolled.
Dude congratza, u are an excellent flammer =3
PPL who posted in this website agressive coments taking it seriously were tottally pwned by their ignorance about fake things on the internet, guys u FAIL HARD =3
i believe this website has created more game sales for ea , religion is an easy answer it is the answer to a seemingly impossible question , the world of science and math should be encouraged if you believe so strongly there is a god i say encourage these with no fear, however i am not going to belittle you aboutyour beliefs ,
personally i say break free from the easy answer forgot the encouragement of the masses to follow yourbeliefs they should only be important to you alone based upon your experience and knowledge only
basically fuck off 😀 im installing spore as we speak
Holy shit, even I didn’t see that coming.
i am a christian evolutionist here who knows enough about this to know what we are taught in sunday school at a young age, isn’t even allways biblical, let alone true.
1. Genesis 1:2 No it is not clear the earth was made by god’s hands just because you gave a bible verse, scientists on the blog arent going to take bible verses as proof, learn how to debate.
2. Actually, one of the big things about the earths age is that its not just the fossil record which is what the flood suposedly affected, its the laws of thermodynamics and the cooling of the earths core that tells us its age, which could not be affected by any flood.
3. Again, dont fight science with the bible, it doesnt work, fight science with science or you will make us all look like fools, the bible never even mentions science.
exactly science is gods tool for creation. genesis is short simple and to the point but it was made for the simple minded ancients from the time it was written, now we can actually know the slender of how god creates.
You have a point, good sir.
Your article is obviously full of fact and I commend you.
Bravo, good sir, for fighting the evil of video games
Heh…I think I love the person that wrote this…. Poe’s law at it’s finest! *bookmark’d page*
Oh gosh, totally rickrolled. You rock!
You still attack evolution and science. Well, everyone believes in something, but you must be blind. Without science, maybe you’d been dead today. You’d die of a stupid quinsy without antibiotics and your God wouldn’t help you. Without science, you’d been living in a wooden hut and had at least ten children, because there would be no contraception. But there would be also some pros of course, for example that you couldn’t brainwash people through this website. I’ve read most of your posts and really tried to understand you, but you’re so naive..
If 10 million people have read this site, nothing would have changed. You’re just trying to make people hear you and AGREE, so your complex that nobody understands you would be gone. It’s my opinion of you, because I don’t think you are so dumb to think that this web could force EA and Maxis to DO something.
Sorry for my English pls.
[quote]But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we were His creation and He then spoke to Noah in Genesis 8:21-27 after the flood.
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”[/quote]
Damn it, now I have an image of God singing that. XD
Congratulations sir you have just Rickrolled over 2300 people great work
This site is not necessary, I’m a catolic brazilian, I have the Spore and this game is not anti-christ. FANATICS like you are anti-christ.
Nice rick roll. Well done.
Congratulations! You’ve earned the award for “Stupidest Website” ! Job well done!
Truly, fundamentalists have no monopoly on being a retard.
Well Done
Best rick roll ever!
I was raised under catholic beliefs for about 15 years but then I saw science, and I saw that the only answer that catholic’ had to that was that it wasn’t true. Excuse me? I still believe in God to this day, but I don’t believe in the Church, and I don’t believe in any Savior, be he Jesus Christ, Mohammed, or whoever else has made that claim. I don’t believe that God will EVER send a messenger down to earth because that would be interfering in what he created. Thats my 2 cents
LAWLZ
People still don’t get the joke.
If you look at the bible closely, you will see that you have misquoted it. Expect pitchforks and torches at your house by dawn, or at least once we finish with Will Wright and that darn Protestant Marshall Buddha.
Oh my god! Best rick roll ever!
I was scrolling down to about the 200th comment, and realized I wasn’t even 1/20th down the page of people who still didn’t get it.
Seriously, that many people still haven’t read the whole post.
Best rick roll ever.
You’re my new god.
haha. totally rickrolled a bunch of christfags. lol
also… maybe i’m just reading too much into this but…
the admin’s name is a dmin…
A demon is what it sounds like to me.
this site is def one of my favorite sites ever. XD
What a damn rickroll! Keep going, asshole
i love you. this is hilerious. best rick roll of all time. u are just…. amazing
You know what, i hate when you ignorant video game bashers go around and try to censor everything. it makes me so mad. i even actually fought a guy for being so stupid. i got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air!
epic rickroll.
Wow. Just… wow.
You know, I was raised into Christianity, and into a Christian family, but guess what? I’m agnostic. The fact that you try to use the Bible as an excuse for God existing shows nothing more than *your* ignorance, not ours. A book written by man does not prove that there was a God, nor that there wasn’t. People say the the atheist theory of the universe’s creation (The Big Bang) is impossible, and makes no sense, but the people who say that also said that “God said “Let there be light,” and the light just magically appeared from nowhere.
Stop this charade, it’s not going to work, and Will Wright is not evil, he’s a genius, and has made more of an impact on the world than you ever will with this bull-shit website.
I was mean and I’m sorry. You are funny and you got me!
i got supremely rick-rolled, didnt i?
hey, guess what? The bible… written by man. And you know what else? How many wars have been made religion? yeah, alot. About non-religion? not alot. religion=death that just about sums it up. yeah the truth hurts. And final note, church wants money, money equals greed, greed equals evil. so church=evil. Aint learning fun?
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules
And so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m
Thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from
Any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
We’ve known each other
For so long
You’re heart’s been aching but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been
Going on
We know the game and we’re
Gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too
Blind too see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
Give you up
Give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give
Give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give
Give you up
We’ve known each other
For so long
You’re heart’s been aching but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been
Going on
We know the game and we’re
Gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
Using passages from the Bible does not support your evidence in any way due to the fact that cynics don’t believe in anything the Bible says.
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
-Epicurus, one of the smartest people ever to live.
I am an Atheist. I am free.
For the people who still post stupid comments without reading the damn post:
ITS A JOKE! WE ALL GOT RICKROLLED! THIS ENTIRE SITE IS THE BIGGEST JOKE ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET! WE ALL FELL FOR IT! GET A LIFE IF YOU CAN’T LIVE WITH BEING RICKROLLED! READ THIS: 21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
If you still don’t get it, you really need to see a doctor.
U KNOWZ I M TEH BIG CREATOR AND I CREATED TEH HUMANS AND TEH ANIMALZ CUZ I FELT LIKE IT AND CUZ ITZ PHYSICLY TOTALLY POSSIBLE LOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLIOOLOLLOLOLOLOLROFPWNT!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!!11!!!!!oneonE!!!1!!!!1!
Finally I can see a light in our dark age of non-believers. You, my friend, are a role model to our whole society, bringing back the love for Jesus he deserves. In a time where evolution is taught at school to explain why our loving God created us, we need more people like you to enlighten these moralless atheists, who will burn in hell. Keep up the good work, mate.
And to the Darwinists here: You still have time to repent and see your errors. Our God is a loving God, and he will forgive you. He will always be there for you. He’s never gonna give you up 😉
best. Troll. Evar! very well played, sir, very well played.
some of us are ignorant to word of god because we choose to be. I am unwilling to subscribe to something that explains everything away simply by saying you have to have faith. Show me some proof please.
religion is just a way humans explain existance were in the 21 century and still have idiots like you being all stupid ther is no god
wow, rickroll. EPIC
Ok first I wanna say people like me the non-belivers that dont wanna hear a word about god dont want to learn about him, ok?
Plus god its a game, ya its a bit violent when you kill other creatures.
BUT ITS JUST A GAME!!!!!
“’21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.’”
SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL
RICK rooll RICK Rooool….
RIKITYrikityROLLEROlleRiKiTyTyRole…
your stupid religion teaches you to be better people but all i see is a bunch of fucking idiots did you know that there is a 1 in 99999999999 billion chance your stupid religion is right where as evolution stands a 1 in 5 chance of bieng correct you would be an idiot to believe in christianity its just a 9 letter word for stupid
Congratulations, you’ve just admited that you’ve been brainwashed since u were a child, now don’t try to brainwash us you maniac.
Best rick roll’d ever, nice way to give it an end !
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Most. Epic. RickRoll. Ever.
It’s amusing how some people _still_ don’t get it…
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *Breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *Breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *passes out*
I understand now. Rick Astley IS Jesus. Thank you for enlightening me.
Funniest bull… I’ve read lately.
Try using your mind and brain instead ideologic and fanatistic sunglasses.
You’re all idiots. You’re so full of your own crap you haven’t even bothered to read the actual blog. How long will it take you to realise it’s a joke, when its written clearly infront of your eyes? Well, you never will – you’re too ignorant to see past your own toes.
ok. i understand this hasn’t been replied to in a long time, but here goes. i will do my best to be respectful.
in response to your point that those of us who disagree with your beliefs simply have not been raised with them, i also disagree with that. i was raised catholic. for a long time (my childhood), i was a part of the catholic community. however, i did start to question it, and my own believes truly did not line up with those of the church, or of christianity in general. my reasons are my own.
i would also like to give a response to you using bible passages to back up your disapproval of evolution. ok, let’s say you are totally correct. god compelled all of those ancient men to write those words, so then, they are true. but if god has a master plan and is in control of everything, and he knows everything, then why isn’t every thing ever done, and anything ever said, and everything ever written also compelled by god? do you see what i am saying?
i suppose your answer to that is that their cases were different. god spoke to them directly. but what evidence do we have of these events? to my knowledge, the only people who have ever verified this are the “prophets” themselves. we have no evidence that suggests that they aren’t lying.
also, take into account all of the religious pamphlets and books that were released in “those days”. it was not uncommon by any means for someone to jump up and shout “I have the answer now!” and tell the entire city that they knew the meaning of life. in a historical sense, you wouldn’t be surprised to hear of a group of men in Israel who got together and recorded their theories on the origins of the world, the beginnings of man, society, etc., in a jumble of scrolls. they then proceeded to spread these scrolls around. it became a popular religion.
that said, these theories are totally outdated. think of the native americans. as an ancient civilization, anything that didn’t have an obvious explanation was instantly attributed to a deity of some sort. “what makes the wind blow?” “the god of the wind.” “What makes the rain fall?” “The God of Rain.” “What makes the season’s change?” “The God of the changing seasons.”
likewise, “Who, or what, created the world and it’s inhabitants?” “Jesus.”
do you see what i am saying now? it just isn’t logical, any more than saying that the wind blows because the god of wind tells it to.
It’s not fake!
God is real!
All of your lives rest in His hands!
Go to godislove.tk to learn more about God!
I shall prey for you all!
haha lol… i love how worked up ppl are getting about this. judge not ur brother or watever they said lol
amazing rickroll btw
🙂
I would call you a religous prick and rave on about the reasons god is a faggot, but I’ll just have a good laugh and say:
Well. Played. Sir.
Lol, I thought you were serious. The funny part is you’ve enraged people so much that they aren’t reading everything you write, so they STILL HAVEN’T SEEN THE RICKROLL. Read this whole post, guys. Quote:
“But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we were His creation and He then spoke to Noah in Genesis 8:21-27 after the flood.
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.””
This was the single most awesome rickroll in the history of the internet.
No. questions. asked.
The fact that you take every word in the bible litterally just proves how much of a moron you really are… The bible never said anything about bibles… AND i have a science question for you…
If i were to slap you in the face for being so blind, would it hurt? The answer (because I doubt you know it because it isnt mentioned in the bible like most truths today) is yes it would… but why? This answer is also not in the bible…the answer is because when i hit you the nerves in your face send an eletrical signal to your brain and your brain sends a signal back to your nerves telling them that they hurt… This is science… it can be proved and shown to work…do you know how a car works…doubt it but that doesnt mean that god is the only answer for how a car works…why dont you just accept the possibility that maybe there is more to life than religion…
since the beginning of time whatever man didnt understand he blamed on a god of some sort…
The stars in the sky- Gods (now science can get a look at them and you can SEE that they are in fact other stars and gallaxies)
How man came to be-Gods doing (We have a better look at how it was done through time but dont completely understand it but it was most certainly not done all at once)
Dont you remember when you were in history class that the early civilizations thought we were the center of the universe or the center of the solar system and why did they think that? because they didnt know anybetter they thought that god was mighty and that we were the supreme beings and the world revolved around us…. apparently not… just get over it…there isnt one thing in the bible that you can shoot at me or any other science person that knows anything that cant be disproved by the bible…
the whole purpose for religion is to explain things we dont understand…
I didn’t wanna do this but…
SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL
I am a christian but after looking at the game, I was initially mildly offended but then I came to the realization that it is “only” a game. I do not believe that the creator of the game’s intention was to disprove the existence of God but to simply make a game. I know that different types of media can impact other people differently than it might to you or I. What I am saying is know where you stand on the issue and freely express it with others but try not to make a fight about it or to make it taboo for others. I think that when you make a big deal of something, it becomes a big deal… most christians, (me included) seem to be reactionists after all. Take this with a grain of salt, its all about how you look at it.
okay…now that i have read some of the posts on here. Yall are some of the angriest people i have ever heard about. telling this poor girl who is only expressing her views no matter how strongly right or wrong they may be, and your telling her to get: fucked, raped, lost, anti-existed…yall threaten her because of her views (and mine as well) while you sit there intolerantly saying that your ideas are so much better. Most of you seem to be as close minded, if not more, than she is. So if you ain’t got something nice to say…shut up!
God is my all in all 4ever!!!!
Aparently we are not the only people who do njot understand your religion
these are the 2009 religious statistics
Athiests:14%
agnostics:19.25%
Budists:5.84%
hindus:13.26%
musloms:14.01%
other:11.78%
Catholics:16.99%
christians:5.77%
Sorry, you forgot Genesis 1:0 “Once upon a time…”
I was raised in these beliefs, really. But then I grew up. You should try it, it’s great. 🙂
Ha ha!
8 months later and people still posting abuse about this?
It’s true that when it comes to a religious page people can’t be bothered to read it all before posting abuse.
Well played, nicely done hoax.
The site was ok, but reading these comments is hilarious!
Not only have they not seen the rickroll in the OP they obviously haven’t read any of the comments!
And some of these people have the nerve to call someone else ignorant? What a bunch of angry, childish, immature and sometimes disturbing (“kill yourself and your whole family”??? nice, real nice…) rants I’ve ever seen in my life…
over someone’s not even real opinion about a fucking video game. GROW UP!!!
proof of
a) the dumbing down of America
b) people who obsess on the ‘net and video games are lacking in empathy and social skills
I would like to say something to anyone who agrees with the hoax, so this is not to the OP. Referencing the Bible (written by men) to point out there is a god is stupid. Man said there was God so there is God. How does that work exactly?
Old but Gold.
One of the best laughs i ever had in the Interwebs…
YA! Best Rick Roll Ever!!!!!!
I hate you, and your a typical reglious hoebag.
I hope you get ambushed by a bunch of tramps and you get assraped.
Atheist and proud.
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Rick-rolled.
Fucking awesome!
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i just ordered my copy! sounds really fun
Jeez, it’s creepy how many people are still flipping out about this, over a year after the fact. And all because nobody could be bothered to read all the way down to the bottom of the page. Kind of makes you lose your faith in humanity.
Demonic creatures? Tell your child not to download it, for the record, was saying “For more than 10 years”
Also, it’s just a game! Tell your child does not sign people who have these types of creatures!
First, I lost my faith in humanity..
🙁
But then, I pictures the fasced on all the people bashing this when they find they’ve been just as bigoted as the fundies, and my faith in God (or at least some form form of karmic balance) was restored!
😀
srsly, i lol’d. 10/10
#2534 – What a lolcow; this is an endless supply of lulz.. 😛
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We all know that there are many creatures on this planet better than humans, for example snakes armed with poisonous fangs When was the last time you ate something that had killed with your own teeth? O sea turtles that are directed through the planet’s magnetic field “when was the last time you used this technique to find your house? But I found an example that you’ll see clearer. It has been shown that there is a direct relationship between the number of pairs of chromosomes and the level of evolution. Well, here are three examples:
-Chimp: 23 pairs of chromosomes
-Human: 24 pairs of chromosomes
So here you are right. But now comes my favorite part:
Rice-plant: 3000 pairs of chromosomes
Indeed, the rice plant is superior to us humans. I hope this serves to keep quiet.
Hey, so… like I’ve been thinking about putting up an anti-bible website. Just because it doesn’t follow what I believe in, so I’m going to publicly call you out on the internet and try to ruin as many reputations as I can in the process. My kids can’t be reading this crazy bullshit. A snake told eve to eat an apple, and the apple condemned all of humanity whaa? Fuckin apples these days, maybe you should direct your site towards apples, seeing as how they are the basis of all evil in your small narrow minded world.
“I think part of the problem that is going on here is that the bulk of you are ignorant as to the word of God. I don’t have these beliefs just because I want to, I have them because they are the beliefs that I was raised in. I understand that everyone didn’t have the chance to be taught these things, and learn about God as my family did so if I am going to have this kind of attention I should use it to help teach others about the words of God that helped to shape me into the woman I am today.”
Did you ever think that maybe these people didn’t want your beliefs shoved down their throat? Were in the age of information, let the people research and find out for themselves, instead of telling your poor kids if they don’t follow your beliefs they will burn in hell for eternity lol. What child wouldn’t be scared into following that shit? And you say were brainwashing children into evolution lol. Science is simply stating the facts of everything that has been accounted for so far. If your so omnipotent religion is so important, how about you all try to disprove evolution instead of just bashing it and putting forth your own “theory” that magically can’t be changed or questioned in the least bit. Evolve beyond belief. I understand that you aren’t going to change your way of thinking and thats alright with me. Unfortunately about 95% of you christians don’t feel the same way. If you want go on another holy crusade “killing” reputations and “destroying” multiple peoples hard works, why dont you go tell your children their finger paintings suck because they have a dinosaur on them, that way you can force your belief system on the easily impressionable and moldable youth. Hey, you know aside from the fact that your christian past is littered with grusome murder and torture, you guys are great. We all love how narrow minded you all are, and how unaccepting of someone elses ideals are to you. Shit, come to think of it I remember another guy who did that once. Hitler.
Christians are no different from nazi’s. “If you dont believe what we believe, fuck you”
Have a good day believing whatever it is your crazy little man made book wants to tell you, thats alright with me. Take a lesson and learn that we dont want your religious bullshit fed down our throats, we can make our own decisions.
agree, God is the only 1.
Who create all things.
And God is not equal to any kind of His Creations.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Rick-rolled IN TEXT FORM!
The funniest thing is that this still has people under the impression that this is actually a serious rant! FOR TWO FRIKIN’ YEARS!!
Lesson learnt: Always read everything right down to the small print.
Spore was dumbed down seriously from what it was going to(don’t believe me? Look up spore E3 2006) so it’s pretty terrible what was released anyways. But beyond that, to your actual post. You started out saying that the only reason you believe in your faith is because you were raised in it. Using such a thing as validation that you should thus believe in it, yet say that others are wrong for not believing it, even if they believe what they were raised to, as you were, then they are obviously wrong in comparison to you, thus your point is *TOTALLY* valid.